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sophiekarim · 2 years

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ANTHONY LOCKWOOD & LUCY CARLYLE Lockwood & Co. 1x07: ‘Mesmerised’

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lazylittledragon · 3 months

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i said that gale and cyra have disaster romcom energy and now it's all i can think about

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #galemance #gale dekarios #tav #i think it falls under miscommunication trope bc she's SO hard to read that he would think she's fucking with him #but no she genuinely wants to know every reason he disliked that book #in this au she actually has a phd instead of just being. a weird lady #she's still a weird lady but she's licensed now #also idk if it's registered bc i haven't done a lot of comics with her but i see her a lot like elizabeth zott from lessons in chemistry

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badolmen · 3 months

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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

#ra speaks #personal #JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians #obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7 #fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background #my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated #by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods #edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.

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thesoftboiledegg · 1 year

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#tweets #extremely relevant to my fandom #'WAH WAAAH WHY CANT BIRDRICK BE PLATONIC WAHH WAAHHH NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE GAY'#lmao 99% of protagonists end up in a straight relationship even if the characters have no chemistry #we can't have ONE same-gender relationship?#this happens in other fandoms too #I saw a wednesday/enid ship post on facebook and the comments were an endless spew of 'wah wah why can't they be FRIENDS'#who the fuck said they can't??#you just don't like it because it's a WLW ship

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brennan-lee-mother · 6 months

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[our friends] are not pull string dolls for our amusement,” Rekha said, standing on an apple box she had been manoeuvred onto like a pull string doll for Jess’ amusement

#so this episode was fucking crazy huh?#that reveal changed my brain chemistry #lily and Brennan just collapsing to the floor #gamechanger #game changer #dropout #Sam reich #brennan lee mulligan #Jess Ross #rekha shankar #gamechanger spoilers #mera speaks

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brainrotcharacters · 1 month

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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing

#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it 🤨” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️‍🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins #Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson #👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan #one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that #she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here #he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass #he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen #jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You #but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles #Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #Deadpool and Wolverine Honda #Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey

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dapper-lil-arts · 3 months

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Rarijack does something to your brain man fr

#applejack #rarity #rarijack #mlp #pony posting #my little pony #mlp gen 4 #i swear my brain chemistry is being altered #idk wtf #mlp fim #friendship is magic #its deranged #my fucking brain #getting altered

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keferon · 3 months

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Chapters 46 and 47 were…….oh my god

#maccadam #transformers #jazz #prowl #jazzprowl #Optimus Prime #optimus #fic fanart #momu fanart #I was so fucking normal about those chapters you wouldn’t even know I was reading #if you like #close your eyes and ears #OP being a good friend is totally valid reason to cry in 3 am #(trusting me trusting you)#spontaneously combusts #I can literally feel this fic changing my brain chemistry

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warpedpuppeteer · 4 months

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My favourite part of reading about people starting to watch 9-1-1 is when they go "i know y'all said Buddie were like that but I didn't think they were like THAT".

Because no matter how unhinged we managed to make them sound, actually watching Buddie scenes happen in front of you in the show is absolutely batshit insane. It's truly a once-in-a lifetime-you-won't-believe-it-until-you-see-it kinda thing 😭

#buddie #911 abc #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #i have seen a lot of best friends who seem a bit more than best friends kinda shows but Buddie truly takes the cake #like it's right up there with merthur ya know what I'm saying?#it's that fucking insane #and merthur was written in a way where they're both inevitably tied together by fate kinda way #these mfs just happened by sheer chemistry alone

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suntails · 6 months

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strength and nobility

#this vignette lives in my head rent fucking free. it haunts me something abt it reworks my brain chemistry #its not even a diasom vignette but it HITS its sat w me since i first saw it early on in playing the game. it ruins me. theres AUGHH #theres something so palpable in the energy of it. the confidence mal has in him as the king of heartslabyul #bestowing the rose so he exudes the majesty he already holds within. the unwavering belief in saving the group and mal's guards #AUGHHHH MY BRAIN MY BRAIN!!!!!!! looking at riddle's journey thru book 1 and seeing this as the next step of his char? RUINS ME #sorry. imemotional #twst #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #riddle rosehearts #mallerido #suntails

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rochenn · 5 months

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The Jedi Order mainly being an institution about teaching makes me sad that we never see more "Jedi classes" outside of the popular ones like martial arts, healthcare and Force wackery.

Alongside basic language and science education etc there have to be at least some trade and college courses on offer, right? The Jedi need a bunch of their own people with law degrees. Proper pedagogy studies for future crèchemasters. Cooks. Managers. All types of engineers. Electricians. Accountants. Researchers. How many Jedi hold a doctorate or professorate? Because I think a large number of them do. Their databanks are filled with millennia of dissertations. You can still find Yoda's articles from 500 years ago and cite them in your history research paper.

The Order just having its own micro-economy going on and every member getting their own regular job education next to all the lightsaber swinging adventures... pls

#like idk... mace actually has a phd in chemistry #what if yoda passed the fucking coruscant bar exam 700 years ago and now is a veritable law historian for the post-ruusan era #LIKE!!!#comedy potential but also so cool #it would also make the war so much more jarring bc now the padawans simply don't get to have a job that isn't “soldier“#imagine being in the middle of ur nice little social science major as a 20-smth padawan and then the war starts #and your courses are spontaneously switched to officer candidate school type shit #:/

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divineandmajesticinone · 1 month

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4 MINUTES (2024) I 1.04

Great & Tyme

#4 minutes #4 minutes the series #great x tyme #greattyme #userrlaura #uservix #userfaiza #userrlana #jes jespipat #bible wichapas #awkwardloser4awkwardloser have an awkward but lovely and hot love scene WHAT A FUCKING WIN FOR US #also something something about how great looks ethereal and more in control while tyme seems to be completely drowning in pleasure #and yet they're so sweet to each and gentle - clearly they don't want to hurt each other #they knocked it out of the park: their acting and their chemistry #they have raised the bar so fucking high now that none of these bitches will be able to reach it now #mywork

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snapscube · 2 months

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been wanting to make this edit for like a year

#ffxiv #i found out this dialogue interaction was a thing and got so fucking mad i didn't choose it in my own playthrough #like just full on 'IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME' energy #anyway this interaction fundamentally changed pella's brain chemistry canonically

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halflifebutawesome · 3 months

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I am a good person. I am a powerful person, I don't believe in evil. I think that evil is an idea created by others to avoid dealing with their own nature. I understand my own nature, good and evil have nothing to do with it.

#this is specifically post canon in a way idk how to articulate and also pertains to super specific headcanons idk how to articulate either.#I'm normal. I'm normal . I'm normal #The implications of Tommy becoming gman didn't do anything to my brain chemistry it's like fine. I'm like. Normal.#[LIE DETECTED]#SORRY . YOU CAN TRY AND ASK ME ABOUT IT BUT ILL PROBABLY JUST. MAKE NOISES AND GESTURE VAUGELY #it's so fucked. It's so fucked up. Oh my god #tommy coolatta #benry #benrey #hlvrai #half life vr ai #half life vr but the ai is self aware #...#tomrey #..........#CAUSE LIKE. OK. its implied gman does Something with Benry at the end of hlvrai. I think he's in some form of stasis like gordon.#do you guys remember. Holly's benry stream. Yeag #BUT LIKE... OKAY.... with Tommy being gman this is again not just some creep keeping anyone in stasis. It's TOMMY.#It's TOMMY and those are his FRIENDS yknow.#Is he protecting benry? Is he protecting everyone else from benry? WHOS TO SAY . who's to say.#I don't knowwwwwwwwwwwww #ouuighhghhh #This could be a companion piece to the Tommy & Gordon one I did months ago. Aoughhh #My art

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noraigo · 2 months

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barbieaemond · 2 months

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I can smell how annoying I’m gonna be seven days from now at this hour

#you have been warned #you can unfollow it’s okay i understand <3 #gwayne hightower #altered my brain chemistry but for fucking real #gwaynism

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