girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right
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nobody: what’s on your mind?
me:
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thinking about being his little domestic slut. the prettiest, most perfect housewife he could ever have but still getting abused and taken advantage of no matter how good i am for him. being shoved to my knees and taken by force as soon as he gets home from work because he had a bad day and i’m gonna pay for it. being beaten until i’m crying and apologizing to him even though i did nothing wrong but never wanting to leave. just repenting over and over again and working even harder to please him
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“ew gambit in a pink crop top!” “i hate gambits new haircut!” just say you don’t know how to serve cunt and move on
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john is so ugly in the hottest way possible like oh my GODDD😮💨
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I know the joke is that Karlach has ADHD but have you listened to Astarion speak? Like Karlach is hyperactive-coded and Astarion is inattentive-coded. I’ve died on hills for less.
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