girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right
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nobody: what’s on your mind?
me:
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Manifesting the first episode of Percy Jackson to end with Percy waking up in camp half blood after the Minotaur incident and Annabeth saying the line the end cut to black
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thinking about being his little domestic slut. the prettiest, most perfect housewife he could ever have but still getting abused and taken advantage of no matter how good i am for him. being shoved to my knees and taken by force as soon as he gets home from work because he had a bad day and i’m gonna pay for it. being beaten until i’m crying and apologizing to him even though i did nothing wrong but never wanting to leave. just repenting over and over again and working even harder to please him
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“ew gambit in a pink crop top!” “i hate gambits new haircut!” just say you don’t know how to serve cunt and move on
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i’m such a “🥹” girl. sorry not sorry i feel everything so deeply
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john is so ugly in the hottest way possible like oh my GODDD😮💨
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I need to slurp on his dick until he’s been milked dry like a tube of yogurt.
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I know the joke is that Karlach has ADHD but have you listened to Astarion speak? Like Karlach is hyperactive-coded and Astarion is inattentive-coded. I’ve died on hills for less.
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