#the idoit is me

[moongirldreamer]

Local idiot is practicing semi realistic gouache paintings exactly once before opening commissions (after not doing semi realistic art since 2019) :)

[misty-sees-you]

Introduction~! (WORK IN PROGRESS)

THIS INTRO IS CURRENTLY IN WIP

WRITING: Coming soon…

DOODLE REQUESTS: Open!

WARNING TRIGGER SO YALL KNOW!

‼️⚠️THIS BLOG HAS BLOOD/GORE , DEATH , DISTURBING DEATH AND SCARY OR A LITTLE UNEASY DRAWING AND SPOILERS!⚠️‼️

[stargirlie25]

straight from SJM's mate dictionary

“And then it was dark. A different sort of dark than this place. But there was a ... thread,” I said. “A tether. And I yanked on it-ACOMAF page 179 (feysand)

But there was a thread between us, and I followed it—to where I knew his room was. I fumbled for the handle, then— More night and stars and wind poured out, my hair whipping around me, and I lifted an arm to shield my face as I edged into the room. “Rhysand.” ACOMAF page 333 (feysand)

Thread after thread of pure golden light flowed into him, and he met it with his own. Where those threads wove together, life glowed like starfire, and she had never seen anything more beautiful, felt anything more beautiful.-ACOSF page 503 (nessian)

Like you pulled on a thread tied to a rib-(elucien) ACOWAR page idk.

''Theres a bond-its a real thread''-(elucien)

If you dont wanna ship elucien go ahead i really dont care. Although there bond is not fake! Elriels answered the question show me your stupid without telling me your stupid and i didnt even ask! Anyways if elucien were not real mates its takes away your spechel ashpect for ewriel.

[ivystarflower]

I love milo, he's so silly. Half the time it looks like there's nothing happening behind his eyes. I love him, just a silly little man. I wish I had pictures of his blank eyed stare. But alas I do not...

[nowherestogo]

my managers pissed me off so im OFFICIALLY PUTTING IN TIME OFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY WEEK

[mudsbray]

i bought myself something nice for Once and the package gets STOLEN ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joculatrixster]

ppl will have the most unhiunded tonedeaf take sin the world and the rbs n notes will all be like "Omg i never considered this ebfore...but ur so right!" and i jsut have to chant in my head "block and move on block and move on block and move on-"

[rainbowangel110]

@bloodied-dagger hey so remeber when I said we were working on Audacity in my Digital Arts class...... Well I finished the movie trailer thing we were doing.........

[okbutwhy-rebooted]

Everybody likes to compare Thragg and Freddie Mercury, but I think a better candidate will be Mitch Grassi.

I mean, yea he's little, but the 'STACHE-

(Also the facial structure.)

[theevilicecreamsoda]

I hate seeing old messages from myself like who’s that that isn’t me i dont act like that what the hell

[minecraftshitpants900]

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GREEN EYES *also in the INTRO i meant to put "TURBULATION CLIP" not "BY TURBULATION". oopsies song: 'charlies inferno' by 'that handsome devil'

[gummy22]

Just like the evil sorcerers I too, am sick of having my methods questioned 

[badjokesbyjeff]

Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

[secretlyofthefeywild]

ordered a new binder in a size up bc costochondritis is a bitch but so is dysphoria

[kykybunny1]

Being hurt pisses me off so sometimes I punch the part of me that is hurting.. this gets dangerous when I have a stomach ache

[crunchy-soup222]

I love the word dumbfounded bc like yeah... my dumb has been found