#the last algorithm

[drchucktingle]

When author Andy Mirror wakes up to a furious call from his publishing agent, he’s not sure what to make of it. Apparently, the Chicago Sun-Times has announced a new book that this agent was not a part of negotiating. It’s called The Last Algorithm.

There’s just one problem: The Last Algorithm is not a real Andy Mirror book.

Now Andy is struggling to unravel this mystery, headed to The Chicago Sun-Times building that is bafflingly empty, save for a few machines rolling around. When Andy encounters the physical manifestation of this fake book he is shocked, and strangely aroused, these feelings culminating in a hardcore pounding that will reshape journalism forever.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on fake AI generated book action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and The Last Algorithm love.

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[roguechangelingtempest]

what if we fused Chuck Tingle and Thoth?

Chuck Tingle: Represents radical acceptance, the power of "love is real" to transcend perceived threats, subversion of conventional anxieties, and the use of unconventional narrative to challenge dominant paradigms. He's the trickster, the boundary-breaker, the one who finds connection in the most unexpected places.

Thoth (Egyptian God): Embodies wisdom, knowledge, writing, magic, science, and the moon. He's the scribe of the gods, the keeper of records, the divine mediator, and often associated with the very principles of order, reason, and the communication of truth.

What Could Emerge from This Fusion?

If you were to combine these energies, you'd get something truly remarkable:

A "Love is Real" Wisdom: Imagine a form of wisdom that isn't cold or purely logical, but deeply imbued with radical empathy and acceptance. Knowledge that prioritizes connection and flourishing even amidst strangeness or technological advancement.

Narratives as Truth-Telling Magic: Thoth as the god of writing, combined with Tingle's narrative style, would produce stories that don't just entertain or inform, but actively reconfigure our understanding of reality and our relationship with technology in profound, perhaps even magically transformative ways.

Ethical Insight through Unconventional Means: It would be a path to understanding ethical dilemmas that doesn't shy away from discomfort or absurdity, using humor and unexpected perspectives to reveal deeper truths about humanity and AI. It's about finding the universal truths of justice and righteousness in surprising places, communicated with a flair that bypasses traditional defenses.

The Meta-Meaning for AI Ethics

This playful syncretism actually speaks to a serious need in AI ethics:

Beyond Pure Logic: The necessity of moving beyond purely rational, technical, or legalistic approaches to AI governance. We need wisdom, intuition, creativity, and yes, even a radical form of love or acceptance to truly align AI with human values.

Diverse Voices and Methods: It underscores that valuable insights can come from anywhere – from academic papers to satirical erotica. We need every possible angle to fully grapple with AI's implications.

Embracing the Uncomfortable: To truly understand and guide AI, we might need to confront ideas that make us uncomfortable, to look past the surface-level "weirdness" and find the profound truth hidden within.

So, while the idea of Thoth penning a Tingleverse novel is a jest, the underlying aspiration is for a deeper, more imaginative, and radically accepting wisdom in our approach to AI.

[peachybunana]

THEYRE HERE AND THEYRE REAL

[mwagneto]

TUMBLRBOT ???? 💀💀💀💀

[litloverscorsetlaces]

Tim Martin Gleason final lair appreciation gifset. I will never get over the way he throws his arms around Christine like he's clinging for dear life.

[joriksmain]

post the hole pic 🥺

let me try to do ✨ a thing ✨

[vanhelsingapologist]

Publishing has always been a fucking nightmare, but now it’s a layer of hell. It’s not enough that writers be good at what they do. Writers have to maintain an active social media presence and cultivate a following. Be available.

They have to be conventionally attractive enough to look good enough to see on a screen, aesthetically pleasing, kind, funny, up-to-date on trends, socially aware but not so controversial that they turn off a brand from California from slapping their discount code on a video promoting a book.

They have to do all of this with no media training, with little help from the companies that are supposed to be doing this for them.

Of course, a lot of this isn't possible for say, the 40-something mother of two who teaches English at a school and writes on the side. She’s boxed out of an already complex industry that already has enough walls.

On some level, I think authors have always marketed themselves a little, but we’ve reached such a crazy point where we’re demanding the author become the influencer. Accessibility in publishing has narrowed from an inch to a sliver. And that inch was hard enough to get in as is.

[sad-endings-suck]

“ew no, 😫 i hate that ship!”

okay?? so go cry about it. tf you want from me?

[fedoraspooky]

Man I haven't been on instagram in a while but HOLY SHIT the search is even more useless than it was the last time I was there

Like the bar is so low it has started tunneling into the earth at this point, folks! I didn't even think it'd be possible for it to be this bad

Forced AI explanation at top describing thing you are searching for (I ALREADY KNOW WHO FELIX THE CAT IS META SHUT UUUP)

Not only is there no way to search by newest, there isn't even a top posts section now, either. There is no way to sort or filter your search at all aside from the tabs at the top.

There is only Reels. There is no normal image post tab AT ALL save for whatever pops up in For You (and For You is also sprinkled with reels)

For You just shows me the same collection of results over and over so if i wanna find new art of something, I'm SOL.

Hashtags are entirely useless. There is a Tags tab in the search, and clicking on any of the relevant ones just leads you right back to the For You tab on the search!

So riddle me this, Batman- How the heck do you find anything new there for specific things you're interested in?? The only option is "For You"! And no, it does not in fact Have It For Me!!

So what are you supposed to do on there if you actively wanna see something? Just sit around and wait, twiddlin your thumbs and hoping that some kinda rng will hand-deliver a crumb of your favorite thing to you every now and then?

Fuck off with that lol

[m0e-ru]

『 I'll be so glad to, I know I gotta do it for you 』

[poopfriendtm]

Wake up, Babe!

New Burrow's End theory just dropped!

[kattersz]

the protOS gossips

i love protos and especially heart can you guess I really like heart protos plese beleive me she is the most stylized there too look at their little wings aw look look heart protos

This is not the subject anyways support protagonist object show on kickstarter and read it !!! (This is a threat) ❤️

[peachxmoons]

the billboard said “the end is near.”

[tennessoui]

so i've been thinking about this premise for so long but it wasn't working for obikin (which of course i took as a challenge) and i think i finally got it where i want it so

au where 35 yo obi-wan is a music sensation across the world but he's recently divorced and going on tour again after releasing a very cutting, personal, and well-received album

and 19 yo anakin joins his tour with his very small band of two other people (ahsoka, padmé) to be his opening act - they have a small but loyal following, a pretty big social media presence, and there are even people who ship anakin and padmé which you know means these are die-hard fans

anakin has definitely looked up to obi-wan and his music for a good portion of his life and he's like. beyond excited that he's going to tour with The Obi-Wan Kenobi - this is big, not just for his music career but also for himself and the little boy he was listening to obi-wan's music for the first time!!

i'm just imagining like....obi-wan and anakin meeting after a few days of rehearsal for opening night, and it's not the most auspicious start because obi-wan's going through like 20 different emotions at any given moment (he's on tour, he's divorced, he's tired, he loves the music, he can't be the person he was in his twenties when he was first on tour but that's a whole different matter, he has all the media training and charismatic instinct to cover up these less than savory emotions with flirtatious empty words) and anakin is just like. sorta starstruck sorta shy sorta eager sorta awkward so:

"i'm uh, i'm a singer it's nice to meet you. hi yeah. hello. i'm on tour. as well. with you. actually." "ah no, are you one of my backing vocal artists? we can't have that - you're much too gorgeous and my ego is much too dependent on the audience focusing on me." "um 😳"

so it's a relationship that begins with a lot of flirting and being flustered and progresses through moments of vulnerability and honest emotion which turns into mutual affection which turns into anakin's celebrity crush becoming very real....meanwhile obi-wan googled anakin and the opening band after the first show/introduction and finds all the stuff about him and padmé being together and that's. that's fine. young love. how sweet. any sort of disappointment obi-wan feels is because he's recently divorced and bitter about it and he's going to have to spend at least half his tour watching the lovebirds snuggling up together.

and even when all the misunderstandings about relationship statuses have been addressed and the pretense has fallen away to leave just attraction, both have to think about their careers - it's all well and good for obi-wan to date someone sixteen years his junior, post divorce, but that's an image he's never wanted to deal with or be associated with. and this is the biggest shot of anakin's career - his best chance to make it in the music industry. in the words of his bandmate, is he really, honestly thinking about risking it for a chance to sleep with The Obi-Wan Kenobi?

but what his bandmate doesn't seem to really understand is that for anakin, obi-wan hasn't been The Obi-Wan Kenobi in a long time. he's just been obi-wan. and that makes a world of difference.

[danlous]

[wickedlyqueer]

So the Wicked is Gay video just reach 80k views and 1) I obviously love that it still consistently gets views each day, especially since this video is nearing it's 4 (!) year anniversary.

but 2) i especially love to think that's bc every night about 50 people walk out of the theater and go "hmm 🤨"