#the magnus protocol episode 15

[brettanomycroft]

"hostile work environment" is just about the funniest CW a person could put on an episode about a man who is forced to hunt down his own staff and then prepare them as a meal like "yeah the vibes at work today were rancid"

[relaxing-n-podcasting]

[1brickat-atimes]

Great and not at all awkward response Alice keep it up

+alternate setup for the first image

[blububbie]

I don't even care #bringbackladymowbray she was a girlboss and I want to see more of her

[macabresymphonies]

If by this point you don't believe Celia is the same TMA universe Celia her meeting with Lady Mowbray cemented she is, because that was the most "seasoned Magnus Achives character meets an avatar" interaction we've had in a while:

ask her if you can do something for her just to make sure she scrams

don't give your name when trying to be tricked into saying it

ignore her creepy sniffing and vauge remarks

don't interact needlessly

don't play into her narrative

don't get caught on the stupid pun at the end

Godspeed Celia, you beautiful creature, if anybody is equipped to live till the end it's you.

[cowsnotcrows]

eat the rich before they eat you

[cirrus-grey]

I thought that cadence sounded familiar.

[pisscentral]

local elias bouchard simp falls in love with a *different* evil, aging aristocrat

[clawfootcoffin]

the drowned woman's poem seemed like a recounting of her time spent in a vast & buried collab oceanic hellscape ??!?!?!?!?!??!?! the drowned woman & alice's encounter being recorded via a fucking tape recorder?!?!?!?!

and, lady m? excuse me? another giant beautiful woman in MY magnus protocol? they really made this show for the Women Lovers

and, finally, lady m finding celia different. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. if she isnt careful, someone is going to Figure her Out and she'll have plenty of explaining to do

[thebeloathed]

I I'm uh a lesb a leabias a a lesbean I mean uh a lesbein a le

[theexhaustedqueer]

The drowning victim from today’s ep is really giving “take her not me” energy and I love it

[slaywhachuwannaslay]

A tape recorder.

A fucking tape recorder.

WHY DOES THE “VICTIM” HAVE A GODDAMN TAPE RECORDER???

[ash-tree-eyes]

On this week’s episode of the magnus protocol: Rich Grandma With Shotgun Makes People Hunt Each Other For Sport!

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Yes, of course I have a thing for the rich lady that sets up elaborate games to hunt and eat people for sport. She’s British she’s posh she’s old she’s commanding and she’s morally revolting. How the hell am I supposed not to have a thing for her

[macabresymphonies]

One of the best reports so far in MAGP15, but the whole time this is all I could think about:

[therealdistortion]

“What? I said babies were cool!” Alice Dyer the woman that you are