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alchely · 2 months
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Lip and Mickey had some SERIOUS beef going on in s5, what with Lip probably thinking that Mickey wasn't doing a good enough job for Ian and Mickey affirming his south side identity against Lip going to college.
I wonder how that relationship would have evolved in a parallel universe where Noel stayed.
That brief altercation in s11 did not cut it obviously.
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so where's the leverage team when i need it???
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straawberries · 3 months
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gonna make another post since that usually helps with reach
teehee poll for reach. please read the rest of this if you can
HI IM DELILAH AND IVE GOT LESS THAN 4 MONTHS BEFORE IM HOMELESS WITH NO OPTIONS FOR PLACES TO LIVE
heeyyy its me delilah. im an autistic plural trans girl with ptsd, and im living in an abusive household with my adoptive "father" that absolutely hates me. in less than 4 months, i am going to be kicked out, and i am trying to raise the money i need to survive this event.
ive been trying, pretty much every chance i get, to get a job, but i think because of this shitty small town in texas, everyone already knows who i am and nobody wants to hire me. this means i have to rely on stuff like this.
by JUNE 1ST 2024, i need to make enough money to move out, or else... well, i dont really know what will happen to me (other than vague "homelessness"), but im really scared that it wont end well.
on top of that im rarely being fed enough which is seriously fucking with my mood and making me feel like shit, so im having to balance saving and eating which.. with the money im currently getting, is not very sustainable. other than a few people giving a lot (who i am eternally thankful for and if youre able to do this i would basically do anything for you) im basically getting zero donations.
i get that this kind of stuff is annoying and maybe a bit slow, but just taking a few seconds, maybe a minute or two at most, to give me a small amount of money, would be a hell of a lot more helpful than doing nothing.
C*SH*PP - @delilahswagga
P*YP*L - @delilahkill
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plenty of people use stuff like this to scam, so heres some info about me if you doubt that this is true. (copy pasted from previous post)
i have a really big love for performing, i fell in love with theatre years ago and performed the addams family musical as fester about a month ago as my biggest role on stage yet, and right now im in the process of getting ready for antigone as teiresius. i love music, and its one of my life goals to learn as many instruments as possible, and currently i own quite a few, though my favorites are my two ukuleles and my super cool electric guitar. i have 8 partners at the moment, and i have a very big desire to one day live with as many of them as i can. i pride myself on being the best partner i can be, and its been my goal to make all my partner's lives better (and i think ive been doing a good job at it :3)
i love cats an extreme amount, ive never had a cat myself (because my dad is insane and hates cats and tries to hit cats with his truck) but being around cats makes me super happy and always makes my anxieties go away, even when im having an anxiety attack or a panic attack. i really hope i can get a few cats one day, and i want to give them all silly food names :) my fursona is kind of a reflection of that, her name is bagel. some cat names ive thought of are mochi, chili, Supreme Pizza, or maybe french fry :)
im not sure if ill be able to achieve any of my goals if i dont get the financial support i need. ive been.. really close to giving up recently, but i dont want to have to do that, so im going to fight like this for as long as i can.
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elstronomy · 7 days
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loser!ellie hc’s pt.3 + texts (one nsfw part)
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PALESTINE, CONGO, SUDAN. — HELP PALESTINE — DONT BUY TLOU GAMES. — ONE CLICK! —
loser!ellie who IS DEFINITELYYYY an ipad kid. it’s definitely got a weird ass case that she takes pride in. i can also imagine her running to you at the most random times all panicky ‘cause she got a virus pop up from a random link she clicked on.
“BABY I SWEAR I DIDN’T PRESS ON ANYTHING I DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED”, you stared at her blankly before you burst out laughing. she must think you’re stupid.
she’s definitely fallen for those ‘free robux’ scams at least twice. LMFAO LIKE TELL ME THAT’S NOT HER CODED.
would 100% be SOO invested in the kendrick n drake beef. i can imagine her sitting on the dining table eating cereal at like 4am reacting to meeting the grahams. she most definitely woke you up while she was gasping and laughing.
“what are you doing, come to bed el.”, you rasped, covering your eyes from the bright light shining from her ipad.
“babe PLEASE listen to this new one from kendrick thennn, i’ll go to bed, m’kay?”, she said as she took another spoonful of cap’n crunch. you groaned as she spoke, sitting down to listen to what she wanted. you knew she was stubborn, so you might as well just do it now so she didn’t put up a fight.
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nsfw!
loser!ellie who watches you study or work for hours, before she finally decides she’s had enough and dives in between your legs, spreading them and sliding your shorts and panties down in one swift move. you glared at her as a warning, but she looked up at you with a grinned when you tried to swat her away. she licked a stripe up your folds, then latched her mouth onto your clit, humming as she finally tasted you.
definitely bops her head a little too hard when she listens to dad rock LMFAOOOO
also i can imagine her dragging you down the block to get spongebob ice cream from the ice cream truck.
“jeez louise”, “what’s cookin’ good lookin’?”, “see you later alligator”, anything like that, THOSE ARE HERRR
unable to order by herself, not ‘cause she’ll get anxious, but ‘cause she’ll say some embarrassing shit she shouldn’t in public. you don’t trust her by herself.
would beg you to do skincare but won’t stay still the whole time.
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this is rlly short my baddd i’m shit posting before bedddd
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comradekatara · 3 months
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In your modern au who in the gang goes to college/grad school and what subjects do they study? would they end up at schools close to home or go far away? How do there relationships change after highschool and with people moving away?
okay wow that’s a great question but also. a lot.
aang is a year below katara so his top choice school is just. the school katara goes to. it’s small and affordable and he studies philosophy and religion (but also takes any sort of fun elective offered to him) and joins a lot of clubs and makes a lot of friends and generally just has a nice time. he and katara overlap for three years but after she graduates they still live together, so he basically sees her every day anyway. it’s nice :)
katara genuinely considers not going to college but then she gets a sports scholarship she’d be a fool to reject so she’s like “fine, i’ll go, but i’m gonna phone it in the entire time.” she assumes that college will basically just be like high school, yet another prison where she will be forced to do math against her will. but she actually finds that she kind of enjoys some of her classes, and she can devote way more time to sports, and azula isn’t there (a weight has been lifted off her shoulders truly), and she actually meets a whole group of people who don’t find her intimidating and abrasive, but instead share her interests and actually organize with her. also, the fact that sokka isn’t there means that she doesn’t constantly have to compare herself to an impossible standard, and she finds that she actually enjoys learning when she gets to go at her own pace. and in fact…. she’s actually a great writer???? and really enjoys theory and philosophy and criticism and history and sociology and literature????? and she might actually be really fucking smart????? she graduates with honors. but there’s absolutely no way she’s pursuing grad school lmao. everyone knows that shit is a scam.
sokka goes to princeton for undergrad because, and i quote, “it’s nearby.” full ride, obviously. he double majors in physics and engineering, and also accidentally fulfills an art history minor without even noticing. everyone assumes that he’ll get a phd (at least one), but katara keeps insisting that grad school is a scam and so is the ivy league. and it’s not even that sokka necessarily disagrees with her, he just thinks that those are bold words coming from the girl who fell for a pyramid scheme. twice.
zuko goes to a small liberal arts college for undergrad and spends years attempting to justify his choice of going to a smaller, slightly less prestigious school by majoring in something dignified and respectable, like econ or business or engineering. none of which he is any good at. but eventually, after enough time spent beyond ozai’s purview, zuko just goes “fuck it” and double majors in theater and classics. his focus is on ancient greek drama. he then does a poetry mfa wherein he attempts to write on earth we’re briefly gorgeous without just rewriting on earth we’re briefly gorgeous (many such cases). he complains about his program constantly and how fake and pretentious it all is, but anyone who knows him can tell that it’s clearly the most fun he’s ever had.
suki doesn’t go to college. she figures that there’s no point in blowing money she doesn’t have and wasting precious valuable years of her time getting a fancy little bachelor’s degree she’ll never use for a job that doesn’t actually require one. and she doesn’t have any adult figures in her life to convince her that college is necessary (although sokka does spend a full week going “but are you sure…?” before suki realizes that she can just shut him up forever by claiming she can’t afford it). she continues to teach at the dojo, but because she basically already lives in her truck, she’s always driving over to princeton to crash in sokka’s dorm. she spends a lot of time just hanging out in the library while he does work, and finds that she doesn’t even need to go to classes to learn new things by herself. it’s funny how a formal education can make learning seem so much less interesting than it actually is. if she had actually gone to college, she probably would’ve spent the entire time blowing off classes and doing as little work as possible, but since she has no incentive to learn, she actually does. by the time sokka has graduated, suki is basically qualified to practice medicine, could tell you the entire history of the inca empire, and is basically an expert in mycology. and it didn’t cost a cent.
toph considers suki an inspiration, and by the time she graduates, she is already so estranged from her parents that she also has the agency to just blow off that whole thing. she moves in with sokka and mai and just follows them around. she sits in on their lectures whenever she feels like it (they claim she is mai’s little sister who is visiting her), and otherwise just kind of lounges about. occasionally sokka will be like “you know you could’ve just… gone to this school, right??? you’re literally a child prodigy and your parents are crazy rich.” to which toph just shrugs like “yeah……but nah.”
mai goes to princeton with sokka. it wasn’t even her top choice school, but once she realized that it’s where sokka was going, she couldn’t think of anywhere else that she would rather be. they’re roommates since freshman year and are basically inseparable. everyone assumes they’re dating, but sokka’s like “nah she’s gay, she’s just really clingy :)” which mai hates because he’s totally ruining her street cred. she’s a cs major, but she basically accumulates the credits for a math minor, a physics minor, and an english minor because all the cs classes are so easy for her (she first taught herself how to code when she was like six). sokka somehow convinces her to join his physics program for grad school, but after a year she drops out because she finds it so miserable. they continue living together, of course, while mai gets really into making esoteric indie games. zuko doesn’t really understands how video games work, but she still bounces her ideas off him because he’s the most ruthless critic she knows.
ty lee goes to college because it’s the sort of thing a girl from a decently respectable family does, but she’s pretty envious of suki’s lifestyle and wishes she could just blow off the entire thing. she goes to a decent school, one that appears acceptable on resumes but not so elite that it will raise any employer’s standards too high; she enjoys being underestimated. being in an entirely new environment gives her the opportunity to test out new personas free of consequence, and eventually she realizes that she’s kind of wasting her talents by pretending to be dumber than she is, so she actually applies herself and does really well. but then she gets bored of applying herself because now everyone expects too much of her and she misses when a B was considered a good grade. she’s technically a dance major because it’s the only thing she does consistently across three years (she graduates early), but she goes through different phases where she’s really into various fields, including but not limited to: abnormal psych, quantum physics, philosophical ethics, north african literature, microbiology, and women’s rugby. she keeps in touch with azula, mai, and suki, but she also just goes through phases of avoiding contact with all her former friends entirely. it’s fun to be aloof.
and last but certainly not least, azula goes to harvard for undergrad, and then harvard law. in fact, there is no other school azula could ever go to. even if she had lived on the other side of the globe, and not new jersey (or as she likes to call it, “manhattan”), azula would still go to harvard. she truly believes that it is the only school on earth capable of withstanding her towering intellect. anyone who found her insufferable in high school is in for a rude surprise once they realize that within a semester, harvard has somehow made her ten times worse. she’s technically pre-law, but she also studies pre-med and engineering, just in case. which is far too much for any one human to handle, and she ends up suffering a nervous breakdown during junior year where she eats nothing but cheetos for a week straight and tries to cut her own bangs with a pair of kiddie scissors. zuko and sokka go to cambridge to stage an intervention (mai and ty lee were too busy washing their hair that weekend) and help her out. you can tell it’s bad because she actually agrees to go to therapy. eventually she gets through it and decides to take a gap year before law school. she spends her gap year as a paralegal at a highly prestigious firm, and within the first couple years of graduating law school, she makes junior partner there. and they never speak of the cheetos and uneven bangs incident ever again.
in terms of who keeps in touch with whom, obviously mai, sokka, suki, and toph still hang out all the time after high school. mai and sokka are roommates for their entire twenties basically, and toph and suki pretty much also live with them. mai and sokka move to new york after princeton. and after zuko graduates, he also moves in with them. aang and katara sort of resist the idea of living in a big city, and instead decide to travel the world after aang graduates. but then when they go to visit sokka & co. katara realizes that it’s always secretly been her lifelong dream to work at a really cute little overpriced coffeeshop in brooklyn, and so she and aang get an apartment in like. red hook or something. ty lee actually moves to california, so they all assume they won’t see her often, but she flies back every time one of her sisters has a birthday, so they actually run into her pretty frequently. eventually she moves back to the east coast, and pretty soon after that she and mai uhaul together. none of them really hear from azula except for mai and ty lee, who are in a semi-active groupchat with her. but she and zuko reconnect after ozai’s funeral, and she gradually befriends the rest of the gaang, even if she never quite gets along with katara. so yeah, there are a few years where most of them don’t really talk to one another, but eventually they do manage to reconnect and stay in each other’s lives. they do all make other friends though. god could you imagine.
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darling-answers · 4 months
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All I can think of is Blackwatch being the mafia and each blackwatch member owns a different type of control system.
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Moira obviously owns the research and control center, her big mansion is filled with all kinds of knowledge over different groups, she single handedly exposed most politics for there selfish decision. Gaining control over controversy situations cause she able to outsmart all people. everyone can’t even try to beat the mafia when Ms O’Deorain fights legal cases and walks into the jury room planting false evidence and accusations as the judge sides with O’Deorain. She is the mafia financer and watched carefully and calculated over her and the mafia money.
“ this is a interesting hypothesis but nonetheless you have a flawed statement.”
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Cole Cassidy is head of security, hiring people to do the petty work, protecting important figures in the mafia and making sure that the body guards that protecting the other members are doing there job correctly, he mostly the one sent on missions cause of being head of security. Everything had to be stabled as he makes sure to review every person who walks through the door. He hunts down and assigns guards a position for what mood he feels like it.
“ What the hell did you do? This wasn’t our plan, it was quick in and out, what you doing ruin everything.”
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Genji newest and had just begun his position in the high rank mafia. As the newest member of the four they put him on assignment duty, he is the one that will be signing papers to have Cassidy assassinate them, while it not the funniest job, Genji makes sure that the contracts are filled in and no one is scamming the blackwatch mafia off with any payments. You can be expected that he is getting babysit by Moira.
“ Don’t you dare even think about trying to escape your payment, you are a hundred thousand dollars of debt. Don’t pay it next Friday and you won’t be the only one being punished. Foolish man.”
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Gabriel Reyes Watches over all the accountability that comes with being a leader, he make the shots and calls for Genji, Moira and Cassidy and make sure none of them fuck up on there task. Rarely is he able to enjoy his time because he is always at meetings and finding stronger strategy’s to be able to counter rival mafias. If he even has a little time to relax, relax is going to there private gym and working himself to the break of exhaustion. Gabriel and Moira work more closely together since she the finance and she helps make hideouts all over the world for both the mafia and for just luxury purposes. 
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It best if you don’t try to make a deal with the mafia blackwatch, they are literally the devil in disguise and will make sure that once you leave the deal, we’ll let just say that have never happen cause they will pull you back into there lies and manipulation.
Don’t even get me started on your job, there poor slut of an assistant. Only there to be there fuck toy and help them relax. But who am I kidding that your job you chose this. Oh you want to leave? Let just say your family won’t have a good time if you even think of breathing towards the direction of freedom
“ Ms Moira, I need you to grant me a request, we need a new base and we need tow trucks to move all the illegal activities. There is to many dangerous mafia trying to nab at our resources.
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strawberryforks · 5 months
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small city, small problems // (eventual) dean winchester x reader
summary: you move to lebanon kansas and have two run-ins eith the winchester boys. in one, you’re awesome, in the other… well…
warnings: violence, blood, swearing
word count: 1343
author’s note: requests/asks open & encouraged!
hunting was your job but it didn’t pay the bills. no, that was taken care of by the numerous scams you ran. monster slayer by day (who would willingly go after those freaks in the dark? thinking about it made you shiver) and door to door salesman, telemarketer, pyramid-schemer by night. credit card scams and fake identities had stopped helping you the minute you decided to settle down. now, going by your actual name for the first time in what felt like forever, you house hunted too.
small city, small problems, you thought, settling on lebanon, kansas. you found a duplex for $700 a month and moved all of your belongings in--it took hardly any time because your entire life could fit in the box of your truck. none of it was damp or damaged thanks to the tonneau cover you splurged on.
neighbors could be difficult to deal with but yours seemed unassuming enough. the landlord had described them as an older couple that kept to themselves and that sounded better than rooming with five college students or staying in a rundown motel. you just hoped they wouldn’t notice the blood caked under your nails when you checked the mailbox, or the various injuries you always had when you walked to and from your truck.
you were sitting on the floor, both legs stuck out in front of you, and dozens of newspaper clippings in between them. you planned on taking a break from hunting but when you were in the life and aware of the creatures that go bump in the night, these things tended to fall right into your lap. missing people--this many--in such a small town was never innocent. nor were the all black eyes you made contact with on your way back from the supermarket. a demon problem you could handle but it didn’t quite explain the missing people. It was fine, you would figure it out.
a fist slams against the door in an aggressive manner, one that far too many policemen used for you to be comfortable with. you lift the corner of your mattress and swipe the information you’d found under it. you hide any evidence of your wrongdoings and stuff your phone into your pants pocket. then you pulled open the door. two men stand, wearing suits and presenting badges. you look at the badges first--agent figsbottom and dave. you snort and your hand moves over your mouth quickly as you try (and fail) to stifle laughter. the taller man frowned and his brother’s eyes narrow. “come on in, boys.”
the winchester brothers are confused. this isn’t the level of respect they were used to receiving when posing as federal agents. the thing is, you knew them. well, knew of them. dean and sam winchester were pretty famous in the hunting community so no, you weren’t about to play concerned citizen even though… well, you were concerned. the hell were they on your doorstep for?
“we have some questions for you miss,” dean says. he flashes you a smile along with his badge and sam shoots him an irritated look, placing a hand on his shoulder and shoving subtly. “have you seen either of these people? samantha and owen have--”
you hadn’t seen them anywhere else but on the newspaper. you lift the corner of your mattress and pull out the papers. “they’ve been missing for just over a week. you should be looking for these two if you want a rescue mission and not a recovery one.” you tap your hand against another couple's photo and sam’s eyebrows raise. “i’m a hunter too. just moved into the area. y/n l/n, nice to meet you.”
dean shakes your hand and you tighten your grip in challenge. the two of you stand, staring at each other and aggressively shaking hands until sam’s laughter interrupts your brief pissing contest.
“i’m sam,”
“and your dean,” you look at the shorter brother, right into his green eyes as he nods. “your reputations precede you.”
“all good things i hope?”
you laugh and give a small shake of your head. “so, the case. what do you guys know that I don’t?”
“no offense sweetheart but we don’t need any extra help. you and your partner can pick another town and another monster.” dean says.
you scoff. “no. first of all, i live here now, and secondly, i’m on my own. no partner needed.”
“you hunt alone? that’s a death sentence.”
“death is the only thing certain in life though you and your brother toe the line often--anyways, i’m not phased by it. hell or heaven, they’ll be lucky to have me.” neither of the boys have anything to say to that. sam keeps trying to angle his head just so, wanting to see all of the pages you’ve compiled and dean is staring straight at you, saying nothing. you clap your hands together, breaking up the silence. “want to compare notes or are you going to get the hell out of my house?”
neither winchester wanted to compare notes and so, you chased them out with various threats of violence. the eldest one had the gall to smirk and shout “goodluck!” before climbing into his beautiful ‘67 chevy impala.
the next time you see the brothers you’re in mortal danger. you're tied to a chair and bleeding all over the place--head swimming in regret and your own mistakes. if you were conscious enough to be embarrassed you would be. your neighbors, the sweet and unassuming old couple were actually long gone. dead and rotting. a pair of ghouls were wearing their bodies like meat suits and the gardening the old lady did every day like clockwork was her burying bones. they nabbed you while you were sleeping and you were a good fighter but with your limbs still heavy with exhaustion, were no match.
the rope was tight around you and it was stained crimson. they were taking turns biting off chunks of your flesh when the front door was kicked in and you could barely lift your head to see which brother had managed to break the door in just one go-- “impressive,” you acknowledged weakly. there was a struggle. you heard it but couldn’t track it with your eyes, not as they blurred and unfocused.
then you were being untied. you fell forwards and into strong arms. “hey. sweetheart, going to need you to stay conscious, yeah? not going to let a few ghouls be your end are ya?”
you shake your head ‘no’, and fight to keep your eyes open. “sammy!” dean shouts. “we need to get this bleeding stopped.” you’re passed to the taller winchester who puts pressure on the worst bite. dean starts talking to himself or his imaginary friend, cas. “cas you feathered fuck, hurry up!” he shouts to the sky and a moment later there's a ‘whoosh’ and a new hand is on you--on your forehead. light erupts but you only see white.
when you wake up you’re in a bed that isn’t your own--in a room that isn’t yours but that smells like leather, firewood, and vanilla? your face crinkles in confusion and you haul yourself into a sitting position, groaning. then, you notice the eldest winchester, dean, sitting in a chair across the room. he scoots closer to you looking you over to make sure that you’re alright.
“sorry about that,” you apologize. “can i, uh… is there anything i can do for you, your brother and… the angel?” you’re still unsure about that one, but hate owing people (or magical beings) more than you could ever articulate. “to repay you all for…”
“for saving your ass? yeah. there is.”
“okay…?” you’re hesitant.
“if you insist on hunting, don’t do it alone. not ever again. you can stick with us or go off on your own, but the second you find a case, you call me.” you agree easily. you’re alive and he isn’t making you clean toilets or sell your soul, he’s offering to help you.
you exchange numbers and then you’re off. you’ll keep your promise. probably…
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bengiyo · 4 months
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Ossan's Love Returns Ep 2 Stray Thoughts
Last time, Maki returned from Singapore after three and a half years. Haruta took out a lease on a newer house for them, and they have begun building their family. Haruta is still slovenly and drinks too much, and this is causing difficulty for Maki. Chizu, who has a son now, suggested they hire a housekeeper. Surprisingly, Kurosawa showed up as their housekeeper and immediately restarted his beef with Maki. He retired and tried to forget about Haruta, but here we are. Haruta has a new subordinate in Izumi, who seems to be going through it. We left at Izumi passed out on the ground and being taken into a strange food truck operator's house.
I like that Haruta is so physically affectionate with Maki. That is a really welcome change.
This situation with Izumi is really weird.
I really do hope Takegawa finds love on the apps. It's hard out here, especially as he's falling for scams.
Damn! Chizu's husband cheated on her when she was pregnant. That's messed up.
Everyone is having problems! Choko and Maro are fighting. Maki is nervous about Haruta's mom.
Everyone loves Kurosawa, and they rely on him still. Maro is struggling with the professional front, but they love this man.
Izumi is stressing me out!
Holy shit!! This fight in the kitchen was way out of hand!! Kurosawa hit Maki in the head repeatedly with a pan!
Mmm, Maki still struggles with expressing his frustration, but Haruta needs to recognize that Maki's stress about this mom visit is really bothering him.
I love that Haruta is getting perspective on this situation from Choko.
Maki is so compelling when Haruta finally sided with him. He's always a little taken aback, but then tries to push on like it didn't happen.
Maki you better not faint again!
I was wondering how Kurosawa would get involved in this mom visit. I'm still on Maki's side in all of this.
Haruta's mom being mild about the whole thing and then giving her support is actually so sweet. I actually hope we get a double date with Ataru.
She ate all of the dish Maki made!!
Oh my god. Choko and Maro's mom are idol fans together now.
I love that Choko and Musashi can still talk to each other, and she helped him recontextualize his relationship with Haruta into something more parental. That will hopefully stick and be better for all of them.
Look at Maki coming around and bending back a little for Haruta.
Goddammit are we really ending this episode in the same sejed shit with Izumi??
What the fuck is going on????
This was such a cool episode. I think moving the chief into the role of in-law is such a great choice to move forward with him being involved in the dynamic. I'm so confused about this shit with Izumi. Still I love the way the supporting cast plays into the drama of the episode. Choko realized she and her younger mother in law could be fans together, and she helped Kurosawa realize he could be something better suited to a sustainable relationship with Haruta and Maki.
@isaksbestpillow thank you so much for getting me to look at this series properly.
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luciferstit · 1 year
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Okay, so I combed through the Mob Psycho 100 manga and made a masterlist of all the omake and special volumes I found at the end of every chapter.
List under the cut!
There are some I’m sure I missed, so please let me know if you have one I forgot to add so I can add it. Also, the chapter numbers are subject to slight changes based on what website you read the manga on, as they change by site. But even if it might not always be exact, you know where to start looking for it. The site I mainly used is mangabuddy.com.
MOB PSYCHO OMAKE AND SPECIAL LIST
* Chapter 4: Afterwards
Disheveled man claims evil spirit possession is why he can’t get a girlfriend. Reigen gives him a makeover.
* Chapter 9.6: Human Face Sore
* A man comes into S&S with a swollen sore on his back shaped like a human face with eyes and a tongue. Reigen tries to hit it with a wooden mallet Whack-A-Mole style.
* Chapters 10-14: Body Improvement Club Character Trait Graphs
* Chapters 15-17: Reigen is approached by a customer who keeps taking spirit photographs.
* Chapter 17.1: The Fake Pot
* Two scam artists attempt to con Mob into breaking the “Pot of Happiness”. He is saved by Reigen.
* Chapter 17.2: Romance and Impulse
* Mob and Reigen go to hunt the tsuchinoko.
* Chapter 18: “Omake”
* A little girl sees Teru flying after the incident with ???% and thinks it’s an ochimusha (a disgraced ex-samurai with a shaved head).
* Chapter 24.5: The Cursed Laptop
* Two parents and their kid son bring in a laptop that the son claims is possessed and kills whoever opens it within a week.
* Chapter 24.6: The Wall Stain
* Reigen makes a house call to a man’s apartment where there is a red stain on the wall shaped like a human face. He acts like an idiot the entire time.
* Chapters 35-43:
* Tabletop figurine designs of Mob, Teru, Ritsu, Reigen, and various members of Claw.
* Chapter 43.5: “The Living Spirit”
* Dimple, after willing himself back from the particle level after Teru exorcised him, is very small and about to be eaten by a pig spirit when he is saved by a tiny humanoid spirit riding a bug called “Stubble”.
* Chapter 67.5: “Mob Psycho 100 x Hito Kui”
* A crossover special where mass deaths are occurring, theorized to be the work of an evil spirit called “the Devourer”. A new kid arrives in Mob’s class who is connected to the devourer, trapping people in a “mind trap” that eats at their life force in a dream. Reigen and Shigeo both get trapped in a dream.
* Chapter 70.5: “Crossing the Street”
* Mob offers to help a woman carry a heavy box across the street, but a muscle man butts in and offers instead. Then, as the buff man is crossing the street, he almost gets hit by a semi-truck (are you kidding me, One), but MOB lifts the semi-truck into the air to prevent the accident.
* Chapter 71: Reigen’s Special Move: “Knee Strike”
* Chapter 71.5: “Impulsive”
* Reigen dresses Mob in a superhero costume to defeat a kaijin spotted on the city, but the kaijin is just Teru, who is also dressed in a superhero costume. Mob and Teru sit on a tall building together and look out at the city.
* Chapter 73.5: “It’s There”
* Tome’s shoulder feels heavy, and Mob reveals that it’s because of an animal spirit sitting on her shoulder. She starts panicking until Mezato takes a picture of it and it’s revealed to be an extremely adorable kitten. Tome suddenly doesn’t want to exorcise it.
* Chapter 77.1: “Manga One”
* This is an autobiographical omake about One’s reaction to the app Manga One being released.
* Chapter 77.2: “Last Nightmare”
* Mob has a nightmare about Reigen forcing Mob to break into Tsubomi’s house with him dressed like Santa and a reindeer to woo her and subsequently getting arrested.
* Chapter 78.5: “A Word from the Author”
* This is a colored omake about One and the characters of Mob Psycho 100 thanking everyone who submitted to the “Mob Psycho Anthology Special”.
* Chapter 78.5: “Chapter 74 Omake”
* Reigen gets upset while helping Mob train for the school marathon because he realizes how out of shape he is. He starts training really hard for a few days but it makes his back and knees hurt so bad that he can’t get out of bed.
* Chapter 78.5: “Chapter 75 Omake: Salt Mid Marathon Ranking”
* This omake literally just shows the top ten ranks of the marathon and the ranks of a few of the telepathy club members.
* Chapter 78.5: “Chapter 76 Omake”
* The Psycho Helmet religion is disappointed that Mob didn’t appear at the finish line. Mezato gets fanatical about Mob showing up at other Salt Mid sporting events and the others comment on how it really sounds like she knows him.
* Chapter 78.5: “Chapter 78 Omake 1”
* This omake is about One not knowing what to make an omake about, so a bunch of characters are arguing over the space. Hanazawa has a four panel introduction and so does Terada. Then there’s a page of claw members, Teru, and Reigen discussing what might happen later in the arc.
* Chapter 79: “Chapter 79 Omake”
* This omake involves Teru talking to the guy who burned his apartment down and pissing him off by having already thrown his GPS tracker away. The last half is Reigen bragging about his fire insurance in front of the arsonist while the ex-Claw members cheer.
* Chapter 80: “Chapter 80 Omake”
* Reigen, Dimple, Teru and the others in the psychic hideout gang all wait for Mob to wake up to start the briefing. 12 hours pass and Mob has not stirred. Sakurai tells Koyama to wake him up, but Koyama is still scared of Mob and refuses.
* Chapter 81: “Roughly”
* Shou and Ritsu are pouring over a map to solidify their plan to take down Toichiro Suzuki. Ritsu decides that there’s a better escape route for Shou’s people through the forest and Shou decides to call the people stationed there to inform them. Shou tells them that, if they need to bail, go “a little more to the upper right”. The person he’s talking to on the phone does not have the map for reference and has no idea where “a bit to the upper right” is supposed to be.
* Chapter 82: “Annual Sacrifice”
* Inukawa shows up to the Telepathy Club with a bunch of White Day gifts, but he received no Valentines Day gifts. Instead, he hopes giving these gifts to other girls makes them feel indebted so he’ll get paid back next Valentine’s Day. Tome shows up and expects gifts from everyone because she brought Valentines chocolates for the whole club, but no one knew they were for Valentine’s Day. Inukawa panics and gives her all of the White Day gifts.
* Chapter 82: “Weapon”
* Ritsu and Shou are guarded by three of Shou’s men, who agree to fight Minegishi so they can get to Shou’s dad. Ritsu sees that one of his protectors’ weapons is a paper fan and realizes he’s in trouble.
* Chapter 83: “Awkward”
* A bunch of eccentric Scars show up from various Claw branches to help out Toichiro Suzuki’s army of man-made espers, but the espers don’t know a single one of the Scars’ names.
* Chapter 83.2: “Until Next Day”
* Reigen has a client in the office who is a heavy smoker. He opens a window to let the smell out, but he has a client on the way, so he desperately tries to spray himself with perfume, but the “perfume” is Claw’s sleeping spray and he passes out face down on the floor.
* Chapter 84.1: “Passed”
* Mob is about to be attacked while passed out by Shibata, the Psycho Steroid esper. Dimple knows Mob has a naturally strong possession barrier, so he’s desperately trying to slap his face to wake him up so Dimple can possess him, but when he goes to pick up Shigeo’s head, he slips right in with no resistance.
* Chapter 84.2: “Aura”
* Teruki and ex-Claw co. are confronted by Toichiro Suzuki’s espers, who are trying to identify the targets. One of them thinks he recognizes Takeuchi, but he’s drawn in the Omake with a low-quality funny face, so he says that he looks different and may not be him. Takeuchi then punches him in the face and, suddenly having an extremely manly, detailed face, says “It’s me.”
* Chapter 85.1: “Event”
* Seasoning City is mid-terrorist attack and the Body Improvement club are turned away from their usual jogging route. They take a detour and Onigawara complains that running in the city is boring because nothing ever happens. Immediately afterwards, Mob falls out of the sky and perfectly into Gouda’s arms.
* Chapter 86: “Miscommunication”
* Hoshino is lifting 2kg dumbbells according to Teru’s instructions to focus on “basic physical training”. Teru says he’s doing good and to try 5kg. Hoshino objects, saying that he should use even heavier dumbbells and that he wants to get better ASAP. Teru considers it and says that they’ll start field training once Hoshino can lift 40kg with telekinesis. Hoshino realizes it was supposed to have been telekinetic the whole time and asks Teru for 500g dumbbells instead.
* Chapter 86.2: “Inspired by Kageyama”
* Due to intense training, Hoshino can lift a max of 10kg telekinetically. Hoshino thinks that his abs are probably better than Teru’s because he assumes that Teru relies on his psychic powers too much and therefore doesn’t train his body. He decides to take a peek at Teru and is very disappointed when Teru is absolutely shredded.
* Chapter 87.1: “News”
* The Telepathy Club members are all watching the news about the terrorist attacks on a park bench. Inukawa sprints up, drenched in sweat, to announce that he pulled a super ultra rare item in a gacha game. Everyone is instantly more focused on that.
* Chapter 87.2: “Miracle”
* Mob and Ritsu are eating popsicles and Ritsu keeps getting the winning popsicle sticks. Mob eats one and sees “あ” peeking out from the top of the stick and gets excited (あたり means “winner”) but the stick just says “あ” and nothing else.
* Chapter 87.3: “Night Walk”
* Dimple is strolling around a construction site said to be haunted due to workplace accidents and malfunctioning tools. There he finds a humanoid spirit who is causing these things to happen because he used to live on the land they’re building over.
* Chapter 87.4: “Rare Power”
* Shou’s underling, who can disassemble and reassemble materials, made little ration biscuits for Shou and Ritsu in case they need it while out fighting. Shou tries one and it tastes so bad that he instantly falls to the floor unconscious. Ritsu is horrified by this power.
* Chapter 88: “Hoshino Takeshi 13 Years Old”
* Hoshino has a nightmare about being ridiculed for acting like his powers were dangerous in class.
* Chapter 88: “Suzuki Shou 13 Years Old”
* Shou has a dream about showing off how strong and good at fighting he is to his mom, but instead of being proud, she starts crying.
* Chapter 88.2: “Hanazawa Teruki 14 Years Old”
* Teru has a bad dream about his hair’s progression from pre-Mob to present day; from longer, to bald, to tall hair, and back to cropped.
* Chapter 88.2: “Kageyama Shigeo 14 Years Old”
* Shigeo has a dream about showing off his powers to Tsubomi. They walk home hand-in-hand during the sunset.
* Chapter 89.1: “Appearance”
* Shou tries to convince Ootsuki to use something cooler than a paper fan, but his next choice is a big squeaky toy hammer. Shou quickly backpedals and decides the paper fan is actually fine.
* Chapter 89.1: “Overprotective”
* Shou’s lackey, Fukuda, can use his psychic powers to heal. He is also extremely overprotective of Shou, following him around and constantly warning him about completely harmless things. Shou eventually breaks and yells at him to shut up.
* Chapter 89.2: “First Meeting”
* Minegishi gives a particularly grueling and intense interview to newcomer Serizawa, mainly consisting of personal and completely unrelated questions. Shimazaki stops him eventually, commenting that this was supposed to be a welcome party.
* Chapter 89.3: “Blood”
* Suzuki Toichiro asks Shou why he’s staring at his face. Shou is imagining having his father’s jagged eyebrows when he grows up and is having a crisis over it.
* Chapter 89.4: “Sound”
* Reigen is trying to scare a couple who wandered onto the scene of their exorcism, but ends up getting scared by a cockroach himself.
* Chapter 90.1: “Omake”
* Suzuki Toichiro is in the middle of giving his televised “we’re taking over the world” speech when someone runs onstage to inform him that a new season of One Punch Man has begun. He then decides to wait for world domination.
* Chapter 90.2:
* Reigen worries about not having any omake ideas for the manga because readers might sue so he makes Mob dance for content, but he just does very panicked side hops.
* Chapter 90.4: “Reveal”
* One of Teru’s old gang members approaches him at school to ask how Teru grew his hair back so quickly. Teru suddenly confesses that he’s an esper, which has nothing to do with his question, but he’s too afraid to ask and drops the topic.
* Chapter 90.4: “Honesty”
* A teacher asks a younger Ritsu to share what he wants to be when he grows up with the class. Ritsu says he wants to be an esper and promptly gets sent out into the hall.
* Chapter 90.5: “Unconsciously”
* Mob is upset that he couldn’t beat anyone in an arm wrestling tournament, so he borrowed a 10kg dumbbell from his club and refused to use his powers to help lift it, except when putting it away after he was exhausted.
* Chapter 90.5: “…….”
* Mob runs out of time to come up with an omake page and explodes the town.
* Chapter 90.3: “Borrowed”
* Mob tries watching a paranormal horror movie and keeps jumping not because he’s scared of the content, but because of the loud noises.
* Chapter 90.4
* One shows the process of making his manga panels and sends out a request for assistants.
* Chapter 90.5: “Proposal”
* Mob is nervous about the announcement of the anime so Reigen offers to be the protagonist instead. Ritsu gets pissed about it.
* Chapter 90.6: “Inner Struggle”
* Hoshino and Asahi struggle greatly with not livetweeting the Mob vs Toichiro fight.
* Chapter 90.9: ”Looks Dangerous”
* Mob catches Sagawa drinking protein powder and thinks he’s doing drugs.
* Chapter 90.9: “End of 2015”
* Mob, Reigen, and Dimple all try to redesign themselves for the anime.
* Chapter 90.12:
* Mob’s character profile
* Chapter 90.12:
* One describes the items in his room.
* Chapter 91.2: Reigen’s character profile
* Chapter 91.3: Ritsu’s character profile
* Chapter 91.3: “Valentine’s day”
* Teru and Ritsu both get a ton of Valentine’s Day gifts and Mob just gets one that was left behind from an older woman client at work.
* Chapter 92.1: Teru’s character profile
* Chapter 92.2: Shou’s character profile
* Chapter 92.3: “Lifting”
* Mob tries and fails to kick a soccer ball while Tome looks on in horror.
* Chapter 92.4: “Esper Hoshino the Show-Off”
* Hoshino has started using telepathy for everything during the day, which is not only taking longer to do than if he did it by hand, but is also getting annoying.
* Chapter 93.1: “Fire Master Asahi”
* Desperate to use his powers for something, Asahi offers to light a stranger’s cigarette. The stranger says no because he’s got a lighter but Asahi lights it with his finger anyway and then sulks away.
* Chapter 93.2: “T-Shirt”
* One announces a new Mob Psycho t-shirt design.
* Chapter 93.3: “Snot Bubble”
* Mob falls asleep on a park bench and a snot bubble come out of his nose, leaves the atmosphere, and enters into orbit. 
* Chapter 94.1: “His Favorite”
* A younger Mob is standing outside holding a frog-themed umbrella and waiting for it to rain so he can use it. When it does rain, he uses a psychic barrier to keep the umbrella dry so it doesn’t get dirty.
* Chapter 94.2: “Tankobon Procedure”
* One explains a Mob-themed piece he’s doing for Tankobon Vol. 12.
* Chapter 95.1: “Sense of Crisis”
* Reigen panics because Mob is about to surpass him in physical strength and tries working out again, but just hurts his back and knees again.
* Chapter 95.2: “Numb”
* Teru helps Mob pick out The Monkey Shirt.
* Chapter 95.3: “Bug (1)”
* Mob uses his powers to remove a cockroach from his house.
* Chapter 95.4: “Bug (2)”
* Ritsu tries to deal with a cockroach with his powers, but gets scared and calls Mob.
* Chapter 95.5: “Mob Psycho Anthology: Christmas Ghost Stream”
* Reigen gets haunted by a shit ton of ghosts at his office on Christmas Eve because he’s resentful of being alone for Christmas. Mob, Reigen, and Teru enter and dispatch them and leave Dimple there against his will to keep him company.
* Chapter 96.1: “Bug (3)”
* Teru goes out into the woods to meditate but gets scared by a bug on his shoulder.
* Chapter 96.3: “Bug (4)”
* A bug flies through the Body Improvement club room while they’re working out, but everyone ignores it and it flies peacefully away.
* Chapter 96.4: “Horror Story”
* Teru, Mob, and Ritsu are gathered around a table with a single candle lit in the dark while Reigen seems to be preparing to tell a horror story. However, he then turns to the other three and asks if anyone has a horror story to tell, confusing them, and then they all just stand in awkward silence.
* Chapter 96.5: “Breeze”
* Mob is caught in a rainstorm and notices he’s the only one using an umbrella, but it gets turned inside out and the fabric torn off into the sky before he can put it away.
* Chapter 96.6: “I Understand”
* Serizawa makes a friend from his class while staring up at the clouds because they both admit to thinking something is hiding in the clouds sometimes.
* Chapter 96.6: “A Dream Carried Away”
* Mob has a dream that he’s super buff with a huge butt chin hanging out with the rest of the Body Improvement Club.
* Chapter 97.1: “Typhoon and Reigen”
* Kid Reigen is in his elementary school gym uniform and is holding two umbrellas as he’s being swept off the ground in a typhoon.
* Chapter 97.2:
* Mob and Reigen present the final key frame of season 1 of the anime.
* Chapter 97.4: “Meat (Yakiniku 1)
* Reigen takes Mob, Teru, and Ritsu out to a yakiniku restaurant after a job. Reigen is acting like they’ve never seen yakiniku before, like it’s some foreign delicacy.
* Chapter 97.5: “Spider”
* One catches a jumping spider in a plastic bottle and forgets about it for a week and then accidentally kills it trying to feed it an ant he also caught in the bottle.
* Chapter 97.6: “Meat [Cont.] (Yakiniku 2)”
* Reigen is over-explaining everything like the kids have never been on Earth before, telling them the definition of yakiniku and explaining the parts of the word like they don’t speak Japanese. He’s also controlling how long the meat cooks and when they’re permitted to take the meat.
* Chapter 97.7: “Meat [cont.] Yakiniku 3)”
* Reigen is getting upset bc Mob likes his meat cooked longer than how Reigen prefers it, and he won’t leave Mob alone about it, arguing with him about it for an entire page. Mob is about to respond and takes a bite of the meat, burning his tongue, and turning his words accidentally aggressive-sounding. He ends up telling Reigen to shut up with a scary face instead. Reigen eats the rest of his meal in a nervous silence.
* Chapter 97.8: “Meat [cont.] (Yakiniku 4)”
* Seemingly in retaliation for Reigen being extremely annoying and bothering Mob, Ritsu keeps stealing every piece of meat Reigen cooks on the grill and putting them on Mob’s plate and Teru cuts in and orders a LOT of very fancy food when the server asks for Reigen’s order.
* Chapter 97.9: “Monkey Dream”
* Dimple has a nightmare that he’s battling a horde of giant monkeys that look just like the one’s on Mob’s ugly shirt.
* Chapter 97.10: “Steak Story”
* One tells about the first time he cooked steak for himself and how delicious it turned out. No punchline.
* Chapter 97.11: “Q: What does a ghost piggyback ride look like to people who can’t see ghosts?”
* Mob is seemingly floating through the air in a very weird pose while Tome looks on in confusion.
* Chapter 97.12: “Hagemon Tee”
* An image of Mob, Teru, Ritsu, Sho, Inukawa, Hoshino, and Sagawa all wearing Mob’s monkey shirt in varying stages of joy and grief.
* Chapter 97.13: “Greeting”
* Hoshino stands in front of the camera giving the official Mob Psycho 100 New Year’s greeting. Mob and Ritsu can’t figure out why he was chosen, but we learn from Reigen that it’s because he wanted to slough the burden off on someone else.
* Chapter 98.1: “Selfie”
* Asahi makes his Twitter profile picture an image of him conjuring flame on his fingers, and then he is “paid a visit” a few days later.
* Chapter 98.?: “Offline Meetup”
* (Cont. from “Selfie”) Asahi is reached out to by an esper circle. They ask him what level of esper he is and talk about the approach of dark forces, leaving him very confused.
* Chapter 98.?: “Offline Meetup (2)”
* The espers keep seriously talking about levels like they’re a real thing Asahi should know about, introducing themselves and estimating Asahi’s level as 2 or 3.
* Chapter 98.?: “Offline Meetup (3)”
* The group keeps talking about chuunibyou type stuff, like their shining forces battling dark legions. Asahi really wants to know what they’re talking about, but they won’t explain in more detail until he displays his powers.
* Chapter 98.?: “Performance”
* (Cont. from Offline Meetup [3]) Asahi displays his ability to ignite fire in his palm. He admits that he can’t do much more, but everyone seems shocked, and he’s immediately welcomed as the “ace” of the team.
* Chapter 98.6: “Joint Offline Meetup”
* (Cont. from Performance) It’s revealed that these people were all just roleplayers with a feud against the “dark legion” team. They’re stoked that they have an actual esper. Asahi still doesn’t understand that this is not real.
* Chapter 98.7: “Face-Off”
* Asahi and the Shining Force show up to battle the Dark Legion, and it’s revealed that Hoshino is the “ace” of the Dark Legion.
* Chapter 98.8: “I shall draw this week’s omake from a place of monumental drowsiness”
* One talks about how tired he is and what he does to stay awake when exhausted.
* Chapter 98.9: “War Breaks Out!!”
* Hoshino and Asahi are deep in this now. Hoshino tries to convince Asahi to defect to their side, but he refuses, and they prepare to battle.
* Chapter 98.11: “How to create an omake”
* One is trying to draw a four-panel vertical omake but keeps messing up, eventually losing hope and slamming his head on his desk.
* Chapter 98.11: “Omake for the Omake”
* One provides an illustration of Reigen speaking French for use in French localization/bookstores.
* Chapter 98.12: “Battle”
* Asahi and Hoshino begin to fight, but One decided that it was getting too long so he cut it and turned it into a Tankobon. Reigen and One go back and forth with “Really?” “Really.” for a long time.
* Chapter 99.1: “Inukawa Diary”
* Inukawa keeps a log of his life after being taken by the alien spaceship. He wonders why they took him and tries to think of ways to communicate with them.
* Chapter 99.2: “Inukawa Diary (2)”
* The aliens throw a party to welcome Inukawa and he eats something weird that makes him go crazy at the party.
* Chapter 99.3: “Inukawa Diary (3)”
* Inukawa kills the predator that destroyed the aliens’ crops and he’s hailed as a hero, having wooed the princess.
* Chapter 99.4: “Inukawa Diary (4)”
* Inukawa is starting to panic and writes about how much he wants to return to Earth.
* Chapter 100.1: “Day 10”
* Inukawa’s eyes have grown large and sparkly like the aliens’ and he communicates through those eyes his desire to return home to Earth.
* Chapter 100.2: “At Long Last, Revealing Their Full Names (1)”
* Tokugawa Hikaru
* Chapter 100.3: “At Long Last, Revealing Their Full Names (2)”
* Inukawa Mameta
* Chapter 100.4: “At Long Last, Revealing Their Full Names (3)”
* Kijibayashi Haruto
* Chapter 100.5: “At Long Last, Revealing Their Full Names (4)”
* Saruta Shirihiko
* Chapter 100.6: “At Long Last, Revealing Their Full Names (5)”
* Takenaka Momozou
* Chapter 100.7: “At Long Last, Revealing Their Full Names (6)”
* Koyama Megumu
* Sakurai Yuusuke
* Chapter 100.8: “At Long Last, Revealing Their Full Names (7)”
* Minegishi Toshiki
* Chapter 100.9: “At Long Last, Revealing Their Full Names (8)”
* Shimazaki Ryou
* Chapter 100.10: “‘I have no material so here’s a close-up’ Series: All-Nighter Reigen
* Chapter 100.11: “At Long Last, Revealing Their Full Names (9)”
* Shibata Hiroshi
* Hatori Nozomu
* Chapter 100.12: “‘Haircut Swap’ Series (To Not Be Continued)”
* Mob and Ritsu swapped hairstyles but they basically look the same.
* Chapter 100.13: “Baked Sweet Potato”
* It’s is—and truly I cannot stress this enough—a drawing of Mob lifting a baked sweet potato into the air.
* Chapter 100.14: “Content”
* Mob and Reigen don’t have any content to put in the omake so Reigen tells Mob to just look at the sky.
* Chapter 100.15: “Deadlines and HP”
* One shows his HP bar at different points leading up to his deadline.
* Chapter 100.16: “Omake Prime”
* Mob and Dimple are panicking over an approaching omake deadline, but the yokai hunter steps in and starts endlessly rambling an idea for an omake, and Dimple rejects it.
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swiftfootedachilles · 2 months
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hiiii achilles!!!!!!! how are you today? i miss your gallavich hot takes so do you have something in mind? have a good day 🌷
well apparently my big gallavich hot take is them having a jewish wedding 😭
okay. hmmm, actual unpopular hot takes? i gotchu
i want more intersex headcanons (that are well-researched and not fetishizing intersex people!). i want more t4t mlm gallavich. and i DEFINITELY want more t4t trans!mickey nonbinary!ian gallavich. because amab people are just as transgender as anyone else even if they dont take hormones or drastically change their appearance or change their name. nonbinary people arent women lite and men lite, theyre nonbinary. and i think nonbinary!ian is so slay
ian does not enjoy bottoming. even when he consented to doing it with trevor, he didnt actually like it. he simply tolerated it
when staying with the gallaghers, ian and mickey are very brazen about their sex life and dont try to stay quiet or even close their door sometimes, BUT they wont fuck in common areas like the kitchen and living room unless it was on the couch and they were 1000% sure there was NO chance of any of the kids walking in on them. they wouldnt traumatize liam or franny like that (stfu s5 doesnt count bc they knew liam was too young to have memories yet 😭 (speaking of, why does nobody ever talk about the fact that liam was 2 years old for like 3 whole years 😭😭))
their "security" business as it is in the finale isnt very sustainable. it literally started as money laundering, and ian didnt know. i think he eventually finds out by accident thru kev or vee what mickeys original "security business" plan was, and he gets super pissed. but i think they could very easily turn it into a legal business. we see them starting to do that, by working with real dispensaries instead of the shady illegal one kev and vee have in the bar. nevertheless, id like to read more future fics where they grow or adapt the business, and even move on to a new business altogether! theyre not exactly the career-having type. i think change over time actually helps stabilize them
THEY NEED TO PAINT THAT FUCKING AMBULANCE. ITS STOLEN. WHY DONT THEY EVER PAINT IT ALL BLACK OR SOMETHING?? WHERE DID THEY GET THE NEW PLATES. DID THEY EVEN CHANGE THE PLATES?? the s4 writers would never let a scam have so many plot holes 😔 they wouldve SHOWED us mickey and his brothers getting new plates for the truck
ian gets a tattoo for mickey. youre telling me that after the surprise anniversary party, you think ian WOULDNT get mickey somehow immortalized on his body? WRONG. he definitely does. i dont think its his name over his heart. maybe something small on his wrist? or M on his ring finger💜 thats a fav headcanon of mine
they dont start a family until close to 40. the longer theyre married, the more they realize they have to catch up on. learning to live together long-term, paying off debts and bills, moving, vacations, reconnecting with old friends and family, being there for liam where theu couldnt for their other siblings when they were liam's age, watching their nieces and nephews often to gain more caretaking and parenting skills, medical issues, family emergencies. theres just a lot that takes up their time, and they become very comfortable being two before they ever try to become three
they nonseriously say shit like "i want a divorce" but they NEVER mean it. even when one says it as a joke or like in s11e3, the other will ask "did you really mean that? do you really want a divorce? do you think we'll ever get one?" and they end up having a rare super serious heart-to-heart about it. about what they think the future might hold - or at least, what they want it to hold. the longer they are with each other the more stable their relationship becomes. bickering is less common, big fights are less explosive and violent, and they learn to become comfortable with silence
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Thank you @sickness-health-all-that-shit for the tag! This is the start of the new chapter (Heart) for my fic The Ink is a Witness to This. I wasn't able to write for a while but I just started today and it's flowing out! And because of abundant commas you get a nice chunk for 6 sentences! ******* Mickey’s cousin Victor tried to take credit for the moving truck scam, but that’s bullshit. 
It’s bullshit because Mickey planned it out for a while before he said anything. Mickey thought of it when he was moving Ian’s shit into the house, back when Ian was still stuck in bed for days. Thought of it when that fuck Kenyatta tried to rope him into carrying some shit out to a borrowed truck for some guy. Thought of it when he saw a real moving truck unloading some stuff into the house a few blocks over. A house that used to be almost falling down before some construction guys came and made it all shiny even though it sits on a messy block in gang territory.
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thisisnotthenerd · 5 months
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and right as the season has come to an end
quick episode descriptions:
bearing the scars: getting into the forest only to encounter a bear. incredible work from the art department. ava is kidnapped into the bear. jaysohn and lila are killing machines. thorn runs up the spine while viola goes through the eyes. tula attacks the heart and really focuses on compassion. lila collects masks. jaysohn eats a little bit of blue bear and levels up.
last bast: ava runs into an active swarm of stoats to try and blend in. thorn calls lightning and guides the flow. ava almost incapacittes the elk and shoots tula's shot for her. tula gives bennett a little kiss on the hand.
reactor charlie: they get breakfast and get tagged for dissidence. saying dead in unison. meeting sybil. sneaking around and into the reactor. tula kills a man in one move. puzzle solving. jaysohn electrocutes himself. the old tula's back. ending the episode on a dex save.
the first stoats: ava falls into the reactor while everyone lands in phoebe's heart. the first stoats kill sybil and call forth meatwolf. viola and lila tag team meatwolf. tula gets meatwolf on their side. jaysohn goes down the line on the first stoats, and gets a couple in one round iirc.
evolution and revolution: warning the populace. pitching scam calls. driving the truck. phoebe is jaegering dr. wenabocker in a very gross maxi. the ground collapses. revenants are charmed. viola is very efficient. thorn calls lightning. tula attacks her son for 67 damage. ava attacks the groun for 109 damage and a long rest. jaysohn gets phoebe. lila fireballs. viola crits twice and kills one guy with paladin/fighter shenanigans and then kills the rest by kicking the trigger of a gun and hitting a gas tank. tula heals jaysohn, lukas, and herself a little bit. battle is over in 1.33 rounds.
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Kotlc gang on a road trip
Fitz - he’s driving to everyone’s absolute terror, alternates between murderous road rage that nearly causes him to run a family of four off the side of the highway and yelling back at everyone whenever they make even the slightest bit of sound. Which is hard because they are constantly making sound. When they finally get to the motel he collapses into his bed for three hours and then immediately begins planning out how far away the next stop is.
Sophie - she’s in the middle at a window so she can stick her head out like a dog and definitely hits people with her hair by accident. Eats all of one specific snack everyone wants ten minutes later and nearly jumps out of a moving car at all the glares she gets. In charge of the aux and she alternates with Tam, but as they have basically the same music taste its always just emo/metal music that gets played w the occasional side of ear bleeding autotuned pop.
Biana - she and Marella and Linh are here to judge all the food even if its just plastic like pizza at a 2am gas station stop. They act like food criticis and make Fitz even more murderous. Changes her makeup - from foundation to eyeliner to lipstick - like five times despite being in a moving, shaking car. She’s directly behind the passengers seat and puts her feet up on the headrest constantly and it drives Dex crazy which is a feat in and of itself. She���s the only one who isn’t tired when they get to the motel and decides to ‘go exploring’.
Maruca - in one of the back seats, generally listens to music and ignores everyone but occasionally just yells something to start a fight and fades back whenever she gets bored. Has her own collection of snacks she’s only sharing if people ask nicely and so far only Marella has noticed this. Is sadly dragged by Biana to ‘go exploring’ when they get to the motel, but also cannot sleep anywhere unfamiliar so it wasn’t like she had anything better to do.
Tam - alternates control of the aux with Sophie and whenever he plays songs you can see the Black Parade flash through his memories. Gets pissed at everyone for being too loud and tries to sleep but hits his head on the window from all the bumping and invents five new death threats. He’s in the middle, squashed between Sophie and Biana, and has to alternate dealing with Biana’s makeup kit and Sophie’s snacking. By the time they get to the motel he just disappears and they find him sitting in a bathtub brooding to Teenagers.
Linh - like I said, she Marella and Biana are just here for the food. She comes out of this road trip with a new appreciation for digital art and an addiction to 7/11 road slushies. Probably asks everyone to play ‘I-spy’ all the time to everyone’s great despair. Awful at handling road trip boredom, but she forgot her headphones so her options are either draw or bother people so she happily does both. She somehow finds a pool near the motel and tells everyone someone has been murdered there once and no one is quite sure how she knows.
Marella - at the back between Linh and Maruca and is only here for food and chaos. Is the main person Fitz yells at when he nearly crashes the car for the 100th time. She nearly gets them beat up at a gas station when she cusses out some guy in a pickup truck. Is the only person who brought sufficient reading material and is also the only person who can read maps, which is a shame given she’s all the way in the back. They get stopped by the cops at some point and she tells them to fuck off. Its a miracle she hasn’t been arrested yet ngl.
Dex - he’s in the front seat as the only guy who knows how to work a gas pump, an ATM, change a tire, or anything about mechanics. He sadly doesn’t know how to read maps and yet goes ballistic whenever he thinks they’re even a bit off course. Is the only one who can match road-rage Fitz in sheer energy tbh. By the time they get to the motel he’s so drained he just passes out and then accidentally scams someone on his way to get breakfast.
Keefe - he hid in the trunk and was determined not to let anyone know but also has to stop for the bathroom every fifteen minutes. Is accidentally a backseat driver but in the worst way possible and is the cause of 90% of Fitz’s road rage. Biana tried putting eyeliner on him while he leaned over Linh and now it’s smeared all over his cheeks. Tam once threatened to tape him to the top of the car before they realized he would probably find that fun.
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bobbybutterfly · 6 months
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First remade background for the Super Secret Project! It’s quite different than the original digital picture. Being far more messy and impressionistic. I would rather not compare the two as each of them is doing it’s own thing. I do find it funny that even though I spent just AGES on the original, doing all these intricate patterns it looks far more clean and I guess I would say empty compared to this just splatter the paint where ever attitude.
I think I should paint on bigger canvases to force myself to do more details. A big inspiration for me are classically animated movies. Yesterday I watched Secret of Nymh which I should finish today. That movie is a master piece!!!! Kind of hard to believe it’s for kids with how dark it is, but as a child I loved dark stuff so yeah. But the backgrounds! Oh the backgrounds! I really got to step up my game. I’m like a kid in a shonen anime.
I also made a little mock up for how the project will look. Just messed around in Procreate with it. Something I want to change for my future projects is a better longer pre production period. This project did have some pre production. Such as sketches, scrapped background and character art. But nothing even nearing a professional production. I used to go to an art high school (high schools here are like roughly ages 15 to 19, I don’t remember perfectly) and there they had you repeat every step of the process like 20 times before you could move on.
I don’t plan on working for like a proper game or animation company. That being said if Disney comes knocking on the door then I’m not going to say no. But I don’t think that type of environment is for me. And with the rise of AI art. Bitch. Why would they want me around with my “special needs”? I think indie game studios are the way to go. My aesthetic would also suit them far more. So erm. Contact me. I want to buy a custom fursuit.
JUST KIDDING! I ain’t stable enough for a job. I’m barely managing doing what ever the fuck this is.
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So what do you guys think?
I MIGHT finish it for Christmas but don’t take my word for it. I don’t like deadlines. There’s still like a truck load of work left to do. Exhibit one. Finishing the script. Getting sensitivity and beta readers. Would be great if I could get my friend who studies psychology to look at it. There’s a lot of trauma. I bet ya there’s going to be a whole lot of editing to do after that. Exhibit two. Backgrounds and sprites. Urg. Exhibit three. Putting it somehow together. Presumably with duct tape, paper clips and prays. Exhibit four. Releasing it. Exhibit five. Shameless self promotion. Such as bothering mid size furry YouTubers.
An absolute dream come true would be having Saber Spark look at it, as he’s the one that introduced me amongst many of you I bet to Squirrel and Hedghog. But please don’t go bothering anyone just yet. I want to do the shameless self promotion last when there’s actually something to promote. Otherwise it’s just a scam.
Am I taking this project too seriously? This is the first time I’m doing something like this so it is more of a prototype of how I will do things for later projects.
Bobby out!
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redkardinal · 3 months
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An account of my family’s current situation:
This is a very VERY long story, but I feel like I need to share.
Back in the middle of June, I got married to the love of my life. My partner (J) is the most kind, caring, intelligent, and goofy person I have had the pleasure to have a part of my life. Between the two of us we have two amazing children (R) and (K). (Not sure if it’s actually relevant to what I’m about to say, but R is actually a young adult now, but I met R when they were a teenager.) We all moved in together soon after the wedding and are working on building a beautiful future together.
However, J’s family situation has never been the greatest. They were living with their parents, first out of personal necessity, but then it eventually became clear that J’s parents depended on both J and R. This is due to two factors. J’s father, (D) is… how do I describe it… hopelessly addicted to scams. This man has lost everything to his name because he falls for any and every scam put before him, and this lifetime driven by both greed and stupidity has brought us to where we are today…
Let me go over some of the things I’ve experienced since meeting J, R and their family. D had this very nice truck that he’d taken great care of for years. But when a scammer asked him for 6 grand, D claimed he didn’t have the money to give. The scammer (Whom D called his financial advisor) said that he could get that money by selling his truck. It would be okay to sell because he would get that money back and more soon. Heck, he’d have enough to buy ten trucks! So D sold his truck, legitimately, and gave every cent to his “Financial Advisor.” Lo and behold, that money is gone.
A few months later, I get a call from J, telling me that D has been arrested. For what, we don’t know. We kept asking D what had happened, but D refuses to say. So J decides not to bail D out, but somehow, days later, D is back home. We do not know who bailed him out, just that someone did. We don’t discover why he was arrested until months later (This past December to be exact… He was arrested well over a year ago.) Turns out, he was arrested because that truck I mentioned earlier… he tried to sell it twice. Or maybe he sold it and his “financial advisor” also sold it to someone else. We don’t know the whole truth on this still.
I don’t remember if it was the sale of the truck when this happened or sometime before, but J did file for power of attorney. Yet, things did not improve. D continued to somehow lose his money to scam after scam after scam. It is weighing heavily on J, and R is getting angrier and angrier at the situation as D constantly has to come to them for cash to pay bills…. Cash that he ought to have already but, you guessed it, he stupidly lost.
So let me say that D is a very despicable person. He will be so fake kind to people to try and get on their good side, (like he has never been awful to me, but I have seen how he treats J, R and his own wife [G]) There were many times when I was visiting J at home and would hear D across the house, screaming at either R or G over nothing. (I recall one time he straight up screamed at his wife for a ridiculous amount of time because he lost his own cell phone and was blaming it on her….)
On the day J and I got married, I think that may have been the final straw. We got married on the 5 year anniversary of the day we met. It became a tradition of ours to return to the place we met every year, and since we were going to be busy with wedding things the rest of the day, we decided we would meet first thing in the morning. We go, and not ten minutes after we meet up, J gets a call from R. R is crying, with clear distress and I can hear them screaming through J’s car radio, despite being in my own car. I can also hear D pounding on R’s door, yelling incoherently at them. I hear R desperately cry out “LEAVE ME ALONE!” And J and I know what we have to do. We go back to J’s house to rescue R. We get there, and I collect R into my car and J goes to confront D. D, thinking it’s R approaching says with so much venom “What?” But upon seeing J changes his attitude to be all smiley and non-confrontational. He claims that he and R were having a minor disagreement over sodas. J, who is furious at their father, slaps him. D fights back and knocks the lens from J’s glasses. He is promptly disinvited to the wedding and we all leave. J never slept in that house again.
This did not stop D from calling J over and over saying he needed to pay the water bill (which BY THE WAY is under D’s name and therefore his responsibility, but since the dumbass has no money he relies on J to pay it.) Eventually J just pays it and doesn’t tell D until he calls again, to which J answers “I paid it.” And hangs up. We think at this point that we are just going to cut J off and have nothing more to do with him. Boy do I wish that were the case….
So about a month after we get married, it’s J’s birthday and I’m really excited to celebrate with them. But I have to go to work. At lunch time, J calls and I’m looking forward to chatting and wishing a happy birthday, but am met with. “D sold the house.” Fuck. I call my boss and leave work. I hurry to J’s former home and J is there with R and D and the new homeowner who bought the house at a lowball price in order to flip and resell…. Oh, but where’s the money that D got from the house? You already know what I’m going to say. It’s gone. To the pocket of a scammer. I should point out…. We’re 98% certain that it has been the SAME GOD DAMN SCAMMER THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!! From the moment I met D and all the god damn nonsense that he’s put J and R through, it has been the same people he’s been willingly giving all of his money to in the blind, stupid hope that he’s somehow going to become a millionaire. So how is this resolved? Well, the new homeowner, bless his motherfucking soul, is way too kind and allows D and G to basically squat there for a while until they can be placed somewhere.
I’m sure you’re wondering why the hell J hasn’t just turned their back on D and been done with him. This is entirely because of J’s mother G. She is a very kind woman. Probably the main reason why J is as sweet and caring as they are. I love this woman. I am thankful for her kindness. But she comes with her own giant garbage bag of issues…. And I do mean garbage bag almost literally. G is incredibly mentally ill. She is, as far as I know, paranoid schizophrenic, and so lost in a mental fog that she doesn’t even know what year it is. This poor woman has not been to a doctor in over 20 years. This poor woman rarely changes her clothes, wears multiple heavy coats even in the heat of summer, and takes J’s old shoes when he buys new ones, even though J is not her size. Yes, J has bought her new shoes too. This woman also ties random objects, like plastic bags, old underwear, rubber bands, all over her body… making her look twice as big under all the coats. She would “sleep” in a heap on the couch. (I’m not convinced she actually slept.) she would hide garbage in every nook and cranny in the house. She would often urinate on herself because she was possibly too scared to go to the bathroom (that is my guess anyway.) Ands what’s worse, is D treats this poor, clearly unwell woman as a servant. And I don’t know how reliable G’s word is, but she has told me that D has been violent toward her. (Which I can totally see.) But she is constantly worried about D and his wellbeing over her own because in her own head she thinks if D is appeased, it will help everyone else.
So J keeps helping because of G. And I completely understand and support this. We have tried getting APS to help, but they haven’t been the most helpful. They’ve gone out for visits and everything but haven’t really given us much as far as getting them placed anywhere. Plus G won’t leave the house. Meanwhile D is still giving whatever money he’s getting from retirement to his “financial advisor.” This is putting so much stress on J, and I’m doing what I can to keep J’s spirits up. I at least take heart in knowing that J and R no longer live there and that R is not constantly being mentally abused by their grandfather.
So let’s cut to December. J keeps getting calls from their old neighbors that D keeps falling, and screaming his head off for G to pick him up. (I should point out if I’ve forgotten to at this point that D is 74, has Parkinson’s disease and Diabetes… all of which J drives him to all of his appointments and we’ve made detailed schedules on how he is supposed to take his meds) J leaves work to handle the situation and D is taken to the ER. He’s then recommended to have PT to get his strength back, which he can do at a nursing home, which hopefully he can get permanent lodging in. OK! Great! That’s one parent potentially out of the house they no longer own. Except, no nursing home will take him because his insurance is shit and they have nowhere to discharge him to once the PT is done. Great…. So J somehow manages to get him placed somewhere for PT, not sure how, but J now needs to apply for Medicaid for D so he can fucking STAY at the nursing home… otherwise it’s going to be $175 A DAY for D to stay there. But there is a problem that J discovers…
D, on top of all the money he’s given away, has opened up at least 3 (that we know of) bank accounts with other banks, which have all had suspicious deposits sites and withdraws from several different states… none of which D resides in. (Or has ever even been to…) it all screams money laundering to us, and D is just the dumbass caught up in the middle of this. J has been busting their ass trying to get these accounts frozen and/or closed, whilst also trying to get statements from them to file with the Medicaid application which some places are being very difficult about despite J having POA over D. There’s so much fraud going on, it’s going to be difficult to get D approved for Medicaid.
Meanwhile, all this time that D has been gone, G has been alone at that house. And honestly? She seemed to be in much better spirits with D gone. (Go figure…) She even told both me and J that she hopes D never comes back… He won’t G, he won’t… but then again, neither will she. A couple weeks ago, the new house owner finally needed to take possession, so J and I had to figure something out to get G out of the house for good. APS had scheduled a doctor to come visit her in house, but it wasn’t going to be for another month. We needed G out NOW. So what can we do? Well, we convince G that she needs to go to the hospital (which regardless of the rest of the situation, she absolutely does… her leg is red and swollen.) So we manage to get her to the ER. And G is basically a ghost in the system. There is next to nothing on her medical history… DUH! She hasn’t been to a doctor in 20 years! But they manage to schedule a psychiatric evaluation for her the day we bring her and she didn’t want me or J in the room with her because she thought we were lying about things that happened to her in the past. (Well, mostly J… I was basically there to remember dates within the last 5 years…. I can’t account for a full lifetime like J can.) And somehow the hospital told us that this woman doesn’t need assisted living…
That was about two weeks ago at this point… I think their opinion has changed. Because they managed to get all the things she had tied around her body off of her, but when they left her alone and came back, they found that she had gone through the garbage to wrap more things on her body. They managed to cut off the ties she had around her fingers and found that they were wrapped so tight that it cut nearly to the bone on one of her fingers. Yeah… she doesn’t need assisted living….
As of now, she is still in the hospital, no longer in the ER, but she has a constant sitter with her to keep an eye on her. She has everything detached from her body that wasn’t supposed to be there… i think her leg and hand have healed considerably, but there aren’t any current plans for placing her anywhere at the moment I’m not sure what’s going to happen with G at this point. But if she does end up placed somewhere, we want to make sure it is not the same place as D…. So, more Medicaid and more money…
D has also been trying to ask J about our new house… our address, how big it is and stuff like that. J says “Oh, staff knows where we live. And I have a room for myself and RK, a room for R, and a room for K, and we don’t really have room for someone who has lied to me his entire life and squandered away everything he’s ever owned.” A bit harsh? Maybe. But honestly after the life D has put J through…. D deserves it. Plus I will NOT have D in my house. I will not subject my partner to that man again. I will not subject my stepchild to that again, and i will not subject my birth child to that either.
As for J and myself, we will be working with a lawyer to try and get the Medicaid applications squared away. It’s going to be expensive, so we will be taking a rather hefty financial hit…. But hopefully once we have J’s parents squared away, we can finally breathe easy again. We have a hard, stressful time ahead of us… but we’ve been dealing with this stress for a while now.
If you stuck with me to the end of this, thank you. It’s kind of helped to air this out a bit. I do feel like there is an end in sight to all of this, i just hope my family can get there without losing our minds….
Thanks for listening…
~RK
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purplekoop · 2 months
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I know your computer's on the fritz, so I'll keep my questions simpler for now.
What does Kashov's shop look like?
I've always imagined it as a food truck like situation. He has a van that opens on the side with a little extendable counter and you can see his other merchandise hanging on the wall behind him.
The main reason I envision his shop as this is because of lore reasons. First, it makes it easier to explain why he has a location right next to wherever the War Bots fighting, he just drove there.
It also supports his character. The mobile store kinda gives him a shifty quality. After all, staying in the same place as a scam artist is not safe. It just makes sense for him.
What do you think?
Oooh, okay! To be honest I haven't given it much thought yet, the placeholder in my head is basically just the TF2 MvM upgrade store but with a guy in it. Though come to think of it, I do recall vaguely having the idea of him having some kind of old west style wagon he'd use to get around, just not as his in-game shop and more as just a story element for somewhere Wilderoad could barge in through the roof of. This was also before he was demoted from playable to shopkeeper, and I've only now recently started thinking about the mission side of things again, so it's not exactly something I've given much thought since.
I do very much like this idea, though also I think his operation is so scuffed and inconsistent that on some maps he'd have occupied an existing empty room in the player spawn room, set up a rudimentary stall out of whatever scraps he could find, operates right from his vehicle like you said, or any number of random ways he'd run things quickly.
This does also remind me of another idea I had for him, this time relating to his design. Considering he doesn't exactly need to move a lot now, a funny thought I had was that he doesn't actually have legs, and is just attached to the ground via a metal stick in a hole that can slide around a pre-determined track, like a theme park animatronic. I think it'd be a funny visual, especially when you only see him over a counter most of the time, so you'd actually have to get the right angle to find out he doesn't actually have legs. Maybe he has something shaped like a roomba to hop out into and move freely in, but he generally just sticks to his little path for convenience.
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