all the people behind the "it's not that bad you're just being dramatic" posts abt the new episodeesss. i wish i was you. i am being so dramatic right now but it is against my will. i tried SO hard to like them. this is why i have fallen into a state of disrepair upon realizing that i really, genuinely, don't.
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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
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take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.
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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
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the subway is an angel and they've plastered ads all over her
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Bisan is calling for another strike April 1st 2024
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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!
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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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Percy heard the Oracle say that he's going to be betrayed by a friend, and he goes "Fuck you, my best friend Grover would NEVER do that he's my OG."
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