#the reprile

[schlock-luster-video]

On April 6, 1966, the Reptile debuted in the United States.

[draymon-r0]

T: — you don't have to hide, Saizot..

S: — ..I can't do anything else.

AU.. maybe.

[secondary-colorentimy]

Correct m if I'm wrong, but did you use post Genesis wave Dulcy as reference for Dragon! Malleus?

you would be correct!! however ☝️ i have never attempted to draw a snoot like that before so i think it may lean a litttllee bit too doctor starline (a character with a longer muzzle (snoot?? bill 🙄)) because i AM familiar with drawing starline. the struggles that come with never having drawn a reptile character before orz

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

Ok Clint, what's next? Grizlies are actually more closely related to fairies?

[decoydecoydecoysblog]

So me and my friend were messing around with custom chess rules on chess.com and there's this ability called sacred royal

Here's the description

This means that the king has a circulatory system

So first of all I opened Photoshop and made this

But second of all it means that the reason freez works is that it freezes the pieces blood

Which means that all the pieces are cold blooded since it doesn't instantly kill it

This means that all the pieces are reptiles

And that would explain why knights can jump

CAUSE ITS A FROG

Anyway the point is that all the chess pieces are repriles

But hey, that's just a theory

[blorbologist]

you wanna see all the HERPES???

HERP IS VERNICULAR FOR AMPHIBIANS AND NON-AVIAN REPRILES YOU WEIRDO

YKNOW

LIKE *HERPETOLOGY*??? GOING HERPING???? okay I can get why you don't know that second one but herpetology is a pretty big subset of bio tho

Also context vjbkvkg Australia is known for having a ton of cool reptiles (andsomeamphibians).

[f0xd13-blog]

Nobody ever noticed that it can be a heart? Y'all ain't around repriles much you can find the weirdest shaped of things in nature within their bodies

[featheredcritter]

Yeah dog people suck ass but cat people are not messing around either

[maidarlingdesigns]

A throwback to a whimsical rose chameleon! 🌹

[askmothermoth]

What if Mothra but Reptile

[sneksnack-dot-me]

Chubby fruit man enters his hi ho bungalow once more.

Cardamon was very happy to be out of his temporary tub and in his true terrarium setup!

[lovelaceisntdead]

Snakes are just... So dumb. They're just so stupid.

[kaijutegu]

Happy Kaiju Day to my very best girl, my favorite monster, my partner in crime and education. Thanks for four years of tongue flicks, aggressive snuggling, laundry theft, and general lizard love. I couldn’t do it without you, buddy. Here’s to many more years of adventure to come.

[gryvvath]

Ho creato un OC idra perché ho visto un meme e mi piaceva l'idea 🤣🤣 nn so ancora in che storia inserirlo ma devo ancora curare i dettagli (tipo i nomi di ogni testa )l'unica cosa certa è che è di entrambi i sessi fisicamente e che le tre teste sono rispettivamente gay per uomini , non binary bisex e etero per le donne🤔 se avete domande che mi aiutino nella sua creazione commentate sotto 👌👌 . . . #sketch #like #share #oc #original #originalcharacter #idra #reprile #greek #gay #etero #nonbinary #lgbt #myth #monster #snake #funny https://www.instagram.com/p/BzIWGvAiQA_/?igshid=185vnqqmdrc26

[pricepernappy]

Ready to book for 32 Oct! 🙈 @bockettsfarm @familiessurreywest #bockettsfarm #bockettsfarmpark #halfterm #wizardsandwitches #wizards #witches #halloween #quiztrail #reprile #roadshow #typo #ad #advertisement #lol #32ndoctober #32october #mistake #magazine #familiessurreyeast #familiesonline #familiesonlineuk #familiesonlinemagazine #page13 https://www.instagram.com/p/CVoLoqFq246/?utm_medium=tumblr

[alexaloraetheris]

When does your pet fully trust you?

A stray thought that occured to me today, about pets and trust.

After over 20 years of having pets of all kinds, that came to our house in various stages of trauma and varying levels of experience with humans, there is way always one foolproof way to tell if an animal actually trusts you.

Removing eye crusts.

(I've only had mammals, so I can't speak for birds, repriles and other various and sundry animals, but this rule has held true for numerous cats, dogs, rats, hamsters, two rabbits and a cow.)

Just imagine it. You are likely tiny. Maybe you are big, but most likely small. Maybe you hunt, or maybe you run. Maybe you have paws with claws, or legs with hooves, or almost hands. And you get eye crusts.

Because eye crusts are inevitable when you have eyeballs that need to stay moist and lubricated. And while it's not usually painful or debilitating, it is uncomfortable, and you may not be able to get rid of it yourself.

Enter giant hairless apes with opposable thumbs.

But these apes could be dangerous. Eyes are extremely important but very sensitive, easily vulnerable. Mere carelessness is enough to lose one. Eye crusts are a bother, but removing them isn't worth risking losing such an important organ. If they go near your eyeball with their fingers, they will lose them swiftly, or at least learn better than to try again!

But when that hairless ape, far too big or barely bigger than you, has proven themself worthy of your trust... Then the risk seems acceptable.

So you have a crusty eye. Your paw isn't enough to get it out. It's a bother, but you manage.

Enter a giant hairless ape with opposable thumbs.

This giant hairless ape has been good to you, has provided you food, shelter, warmth and companionship. They have seen and touched your belly, your neck, your ears, and even your young. Not once have you come to harm. They see your eye is bothering you, so they lick one of their strange fingers and bring it to your eye.

You do not stop them, even though you could. The pad of their thumb is soft, but tipped with a claw. But they are careful, and the thin claw maybe skims your brow, but it does not harm your eye. Maybe you squirm, because it's not exactly comfortable, but you do not struggle or stop them, you do not run away.

Because you trust them. Trust that they will not hurt, only help. That they will be careful with you.

You blink, and your eye is clear. The crust is gone, and that strange hand with the opposable thumb is petting your head, your ears, your back.

Good human.