#walrus and fairy

[autie-j]

*Knock knock*

"Hmm, I wonder who that could be? A fairy? Or a walrus perhaps?"

*opens door*

"Life sized bottle of vanilla extract?!"

[dashboarddiaries]

This month, Cher and Lauren pitch each other on shows Tumblr should be obsessed with but isn't (yet). But first, we have to have *the* debate: fairy or walrus?

Credits and transcript in our reblog. You can find transcripts for this, and every other episode, here.

Find the posts discussed in this episode in this tag!

[miyamiwu]

Since a walrus is real, you'll have a clearer idea imagining how stressful dealing with it would be. Unlike with the fairy that's full of unknowns and you can only give up halfway and leave things up to fate, seeing a walrus at your doorstep would demand concrete plans from you.

Do I shoo it away?? Do I report it to the dorm guard?? What if it dies outside. I live in a tropical country, will it die from the heat??? Should I put it in water??? We don't have a bath tub, where I'm gonna get a basin large enough to fit a walrus. Should I just leave the shower running for it??? Do I call the zoo or something??? I don't even know any nearby zoos

[thursdays-adult]

You know had the walrus and fairy debate happened in the early 1900s instead of our time, Harry Houdini and Arthur Conan Doyle would have possibly come to blows over it.

[lestatslestits]

The thing about the fairy and walrus debate is that if a fairy shows up at your door, that just means the universe is more expansive than previously anticipated. If a walrus shows up at your door, the rules of the universe as you know them are fundamentally called into question. I think in general, if a fairy shows up at your door you’ve probably just found yourself in an intrusion fantasy. Whereas if a walrus shows up at your door, you’re inching dangerously close to cosmic horror territory. With a walrus.

[bluebandedagate]

If you vote please reblog so this can have a bigger sample size!

[flowersforvax]

It's hard keeping up with memes when you're a fairy, and also a walrus. She doesn't know what's going on but she's pretty sure people are inviting her to knock on their door

[starlightomatic]

walrus and fairy would be an epic coordinated costume set for trick-or-treating

[lordjackalope]

The question shouldn't be whether a walrus or a fairy would be more surprising. The question should be whether a platypus with or without a fedora knocking on your door is more surprising.

[happygoosebird]

My sister drew this!

They both came because they’re friends.

[the-forest-library]

When is Emily Wilde's Encyclopaedia of Walruses coming out?

[evilkitten3]

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car walrus.