#the smurfs x reader

[n3rdy247]

everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP

what if I was open to smurfs x reader requests.

[smurflover]

This is an odd request to do on 2023 but uh Opinions on Vanity and Clumsy

I love Clumsy. He's probably my favorite <3

Clumsy is shy and awkward. He’s always trying to impress you, but he always seems to fall short. He tries so hard to make you happy, but he usually does the opposite. (Ex: bakes a cake but ends up dumping it on you, picks you flowers but they end up being poisonous, etc) You know he tries and you don’t mean to get mad, but sometimes he does push you. Otherwise, he’s very cute and just wants you to be happy.

Vanity… What to say about vanity…. Well, he sees you through the back reflection, which is surprising that he’s looking at anything but himself. He talks to you while still looking in the mirror. He likes you and all, but… I mean- look at him! He’s just so great. (So he thinks.) I can’t really imagine him being in a relationship with anyone outside of himself, but if he does begin to like you, you’ll notice it when he looks at you directly, without a mirror, and listens to you talk. He never listens to anyone, much less LOOK AT THEM.

[trashogram]

I have been informed that Kurt Wagner is only a priest in the comics for a short amount of time (thank you catholic god) but I also never thought I’d have a “love interest leaves church service for me” kink and yet here we are.

I would not take away Nightcrawler’s religious devotion bc it’s clearly part of his character, but the idea of him stepping down or secretly marrying is too good and I want it now.

[glitterp0prhaps0dy]

hear me out..

smurf movie plot but its just the trolls, just imagine those silly little guys in the REAL WORLD

[lclino-manial]

𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞 (Pt. 1)

(Hefty Smurf x GN! Smurf! Reader)

You were known as Sensitive Smurf, the smurf with the weakest heart and the largest tears. It took very little to make your heart clench so you usually spent most of your time within Smurf Village, within your little home. All the other smurfs went out of their way to take care of you, most of all Hefty. He always stopped what he was doing to dry your tears. Before you knew it, your heart longed for to be with him. But you knew you couldn't tell him, not when he was so deeply in love with Smurfette. So you left that ache in your heart till...

Smurfette found herself a lover, one of the Smurf girls from Smurfy Grove. With your competition out of the way, you decided to confess your feelings to Hefty on the night of the Blue Moon.

(AKA the fic where you can witness me go completely off my rocker for a tiny blue man. Also, this is based on the Lost Village Movie not the live action one shudders)

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It was always a sunny and dandy day in Smurf village. Whether it was due to the constant cheeriness of the place or Papa Smurf's magic, you weren't sure. Nonetheless, every smurf worked hard to maintain the peace. The place was always a-buzz.

It was busier than usual with the wedding coming up. Smurfette's wedding. A wedding that would coalesce perfectly with the Blue moon. How romantic, your eyes nearly overflowed simply thinking of how beautiful the occasion would be! Everyone vowed to make it the biggest wedding possible for the village's sweetheart. She had found love with a smurf from Smurfygrove, creating an even deeper bond between the two villages. There were already many smurfs from Smurfygrove that waved to you throughout your walk through the village.

You were wandering around with two objectives in mind: to help out in anyway that you could and to find-

"Sensy! What are you upto?"

You turned to face your close friend, Clumsy, who was carrying a long precarious stack of boxes. You sweatdropped, seeing how it teetered to and fro. You replied with your signature smile and droopy eyes.

"I was going to help out, have you seen Papa?"

"I think he went to Smurfy Grove with Smurfwillow! They're trying to recover everything ever since what happened with Gargamel!"

Those two had been hanging out quite a lot recently, under the pretense of "leadering." It was clear there was more to it, not that you minded. You've always had a knack when it came to figuring out these things. It's what led you to this heart ache after all.. speaking of.

"Shouldn't you leave the weightlifting to Hefty?" You remarked after seeing Clumsy nearly stumble under the weight of the boxes.

He sighed and then groaned in response. "I know that better than anyone! But no one's seen him since this morning!"

This peaked your interest, anything about Hefty usually did. But it was unlike him to vanish when there was work to be done. Although, you could guess why..

"Here, I'll go look for him. I would've done more than my fair share of work then!"

The offer was greatly appreciated by Clumsy as he nodded before going on his merry way. You also walked ahead, pausing a bit as Clumsy called out to you.

"Tell him to smurf here quick before I-"

A large crash could be heard behind you; large amounts of materials were no doubt destroyed due to Clumsy's namesake curse. You grimaced and picked up the pace. The quicker you find Hefty, the better.

You checked many of his usual spots: the gym, the theater, and the plaza. Nothing. The sun was slowly drifting towards the horizon and you were worried that he might actually be in danger. There was only one other place you could think of. The problem is.. it lied outside the village.

You had never been outside the village, both because everyone else told you not to and because you simply never needed to. But Hefty could be in danger, and your nerves were working overtime with this worry of yours. Your susceptible mind ran rampant with terrible possibilities, so much so that you had already found yourself near the exit.

He.. he couldn't have gone too far. Not without Papa Smurf knowing, especially not by himself! You would just peek out, and if you couldn't find him you'd head right back and ask for a search party. Oh.. but what if conflicted with the wedding? No, this wasn't the time to overthink!

You headed out, stepping into the log that served as a gateway to the village. It was dark and no matter how tightly you clutched your hand, the fear wouldn't disappear. You never did well in dark places; you even needed a night bug in your room to fall asleep every night. A fact that, while you were sure no one would judge you for it, you still kept to yourself.

Finally, you were at the end, faced with the rest of the forest. Everything was already so.. big and bumpy. You've never felt smaller.. tears welled in your eyes, full of worry and fear. Maybe this was a bad idea, Hefty could've just been in bed the whole day or was simply always on the move!

You were about to head back till a heart caught your eye. A heart tattoo specifically. There was only one smurf who had that. Hefty!

Hefty was far out, sitting on a large boulder with a wistful gaze on his face. You immediately jogged towards him, forgetting your fears with the immense relief that poured over you.

He didn't hear you the first few times you called out to him, but looked around confused as you neared.

"...Sensitive?"

You beamed as you ran towards him. He, in return, stood up from the boulder and slid down, meeting you halfway.

"Hefty! You scared me!" Tears of relief dotted the bottom of your eyes; you really had no control over them. You nearly pounced on him; if not for him grabbing your elbows and holding you steady with his plentiful strength. You probably weighed less than a Smurfberry to him!

"What are you doing all the way out here?" He asked, concern of his own coating his words as he glanced around the two of you. "Did you come here alone?" His fingers naturally went to wipe the budding tears on your face, an action that summoned a torrent of butterflies in your stomach. Compassionate, no matter what..

"Says you, no one's heard of you since morning! Where have you been?"

He went silent, his eyes now downcast and his lips drawn in a thin line. He looked defeated, drained. So unlike the rowdy Hefty you knew and love.

"I just needed.. a breather."

You looked on at him as he turned away. You knew that wasn't all. You knew better than anyone what he was going through. He loved Smurfette longer than anything; seeing someone you so desperately love, go on to love someone else... well, it would never be easy. You quickly swallowed the spit in your mouth.

"Is this.. about Smurfette?"

He looked back at you in shock before a wry chuckle left his lips. "I could never get one past you, could I?"

He motioned towards the boulder and helped you as you both climbed back on top of it. As you took a seat next to him, the sky turned a dark orange.

"It's not just about her, I can't be sad when she looks so happy.." He begins, peering at you one final time as if to ask if you were willing to be there for him.

You wished, more than anything, that he could see the answer in your eyes. To see that you would face anything to be there for him. The Dark, Gargamel, even the village. However, you could tell all he needed right now was someone who would listen. And you fancied yourself one of the best there was. So you smiled, letting him know to keep going, even if it hurt to hear him talk about someone else so ardently.

"I'm really just mad at myself. I realized something after we got the news. The way I reacted.. how I got all mad and I.. god. It was terrible. I felt as if I was entitled to her feelings, to her love. I thought, why couldn't she love about me, what did Storm have that I-"

He sighed again, with his left hand coming to rub at the tattoo on his arm.

"Again.. I'm doing it again. I think that I start spewing all this negativity about my ego because really, I don't think I'm enough. Smurfette not choosing me, just released all these deprecating thoughts, an inferiority complex according to Therapist Smurf. But that's all the answers I could get from him."

He chuckled despite himself but then turned towards you wide-eyed.

"Don't get me wrong! She and Storm are really great for each other. I'm happy for them, really! In fact, I can see why. Storm believed in her, she saw Smurfette as what she truly was, capable, and independent. But all I saw.. was someone I had to protect. Pft, I thought I was some big deal"

He placed his head in his hands, "I'm such a jerk."

No, he couldn't say that about himself! You gingerly placed a hand on his back, rubbing circles against the ridges and bumps he worked so hard on. Then you said, in a voice never clearer,

"You're not! You're not a jerk Hefty. You're kind.. you're confident and you're strong. And I don't just mean physically, you have the strongest heart there is. Which means you use it the most. You can be a little... brash sometimes but that's because you're honest! I mean, you literally wear your heart on your sleeve! Trust me, I've never met someone as sincere as you. I can't speak for Smurfette, but I can say for myself that you take great care of me. And I really appreciate it. In fact, I don't know what I'd do without you.. So don't think you're inferior. 'Cause that's the furthest thing from the truth."

He stared at you, awestruck, and you looked back unfalteringly at his steel blue eyes. You needed him to know that now of all times were you true. He had never let one negative comment about you slip past your lips so now you had to return the favor.

"Sensy.. hah.. I never knew you had a way with words. Gosh.. I think I'm turning blue with all that praise! But seriously.." A smile finally reached his lips, one you've been waiting for. "Thank you. I mean it. Really. I thought just isolating myself would just make it gradually go away but I only got way more sad. I think I need someone like you around a lot more. Before I go all Mopey! I might've stolen his name at this rate." That boisterous laugh, you missed even though it hadn't been that long since you heard it.

Your heart nearly got stuck in your throat as what you said decided to hit you right then and there.

"I-in any case, they need you back at the village! Handy can't take care of everything without your help! I meant to say, earlier, that we ALL need you, not just me!"

"Right, right. What would ya'll do without me huh?" He grinned, oblivious. You were both relieved and hurt about it.

"Exactly, yeah! I know for a fact Clumsy needs you, well, if he hasn't already smurfed everything."

"Best get there quick then ey?"

"Yep.." You watched as he stood up and jumped off the boulder landing safely on the mossy floor of the forest. He turns to you, with his hands outstretched.

It was good, what you had now. So why was there this urge.. to change everything, or better yet, ruin it all? This gamble was not worth it, yet as you descended into his arms, the pulll in your heart tightened. What were you, Gambler Smurf?

You were never one to hide your feelings, the fact you did so for so long was a miracle on its own. It helped that Hefty never noticed despite everyone else teasing you for it.

Before you both headed back, you stopped. He turned to you, puzzled.

"Sensy, what's wrong?"

"Hefty.. I.. I have something I want to tell you but I can't right now. Could, could you meet me during the blue moon?"

He looked shocked then nervous, his thin eyebrows furrowing together in thought. It was odd, surely, to ask to meet up during the wedding of his beloved. You were so dumb! This was always a bad idea, just why would you-

"Woah! Don't cry! I'll be there! I was just a little off guard there! I mean, it's the least I could do after all you've done for me."

You didn't even realize you were crying and before you could hurriedly wipe away your tears, he did it for you again. You were such a crybaby!

"Whatever it is you want to tell me, I'll promise I'll be there to hear it out.. I smurf on my heart!" He taps the tattoo on his shoulder, grinning broadly. His energy was infectious; you couldn't help but crack a smile too.

"Thank you Hefty.."

The sound of a crow rang out through the forest, interrupting the moment you two shared. Night was rapidly approaching and you were worried that the noise could've been Gargamel's bird, Monty.

Hefty had a focused expression on his face as he looked through the branches. With a whisper, he grabbed your hand and lead you back to the village.

"Let's head back now..."

Your own hand clutched his tightly, the cool touch fighting the fires of fear that scorched through you. You felt safe, you always did when he was near. You wanted to always be near him, no matter what.

Now it was up to you to just tell him that.

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[samandcolbyownme]

pls write more for sam

THIS! I need MORE requests for SAM!!

I barely have any!! I have all BUT Sam actually. Send me those ideas and I’ll push snippets out for him. MAKE EM GOOD!

Smut or fluff. Doesn’t matter. Just make sure you know what I will and won’t write for before hand! You can find it in my masterlist! Thanks!!

[starleska]

it's a shame that i haven't had writing motivation recently because there are some absolute bangers in the drafts:

[sidneypoindexter]

someone in the smurfs tag was like "send me smurfs x reader requests" and i was GONNA, except... i realized that i already vividly had my own ideas so im posting my own ideas instead of sending anything in.

this is also not just "x reader" but also just generally how i think these characters would be in a relationship

this post is just clumsy i might do others later but only characters i feel like i'm an expert on already (read: brainy. maybe some grove girls.)

ok disclaimer over lets fuckign goooo babey!!!!

Clumsy Smurf x Reader

Easily flustered, most likely of the Smurfs to blush when kissed. He'd probably giggle when kissed, too.

Canonically used a pickup line on Smurfette once, so he might do that with you.

You'd better get used to Brainy Smurf thirdwheeling all your dates. Clumsy left a party to go get Brainy Smurf. Smurfette daydreamed about marrying Clumsy and Brainy Smurf was inexplicably there. These two are completely inseparable, and both of them are incapable of taking hints. This is a two-for-one deal.

Would probably give you heart-shaped rocks as a present.

Will completely miss any flirting you do, or any innuendos you say. He's oblivious.

Would probably call you things like "darlin'" or "sweet pea."

At least half of your kisses will be Clumsy accidentally headbutting you while attempting to kiss you.

Dating Clumsy would be quite the difficult ordeal, due to his clumsiness, obliviousness, and codependent relationship with Brainy. But one thing's for sure- you'll always know that he loves you. He's a very affectionate person.

(Just ignore all of the sarcastic and rude quips that Brainy will inevitably make about the two of you.)

(Brainy isn't jealous or anything, he's just an asshole.)

[ac-fandom]

This is Reader the son of Poet and Smurfette!!

-they gets along very well with Narrator Smurf.

-I love watching the mother while she trains.

- is gay and non-binary.

- they is very intelligent.

-thanks to his mother, them learned self-defense.

- suffer from social anxiety.

having said that, until next time maybe there will be another child of some ship😉.

[rubyyogurt]

[blueroseevergreen]

Peewit capturing all of my love 😍.

[smurflover]

can you make absolutely anything about the scottish one (i forgor his name (jm high on ibupropefn) 💀))

Gutsy?? 😭😭😭 This was asked so long ago

[Did you know he was made just for the film?]

He's a lot like grouchy [Expect he's Scottish]

Can be mean and at first you'll think he hates you

But it's just his way of showing he cares

He's very direct and tells you how he feels

Though he's not always nice about it

In fact, he's never nice about it

Though, he likes you, so he'll try

But you can't ask for to much. He's still going to slip from time to time

Though if you can give it back, that's a game changer

It's like tennis, you both keep going back and forth with your insults

It's a fun thing for you both to do

Sometimes you both will do it just to do it

Hopefully none of the other smurfs get involved, because no one is safe in war

Clumsy and Brainy know this from personal experience

He'll listen to you rant and give you advice

Though, not advice you want

It's really just him giving you the hard truth

[sunrizef1]

Camera Man and Mystery Girl

Pairing: Jude Bellingham x Norris!Reader

Warnings: Cursing, hate comments

Notes: I am the opposite of locked in

Requested: Yes/No

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littlenorris

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littlenorris swimsuit season 🐠👙

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user1 so prettyyyy ☺️

user2 love

littlenorris no u 🫶

user3 my British queen

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landonorris put some clothes on lad

littlenorris ur not my dad

landonorris no but I’ll tell him to tell you

littlenorris he likes me better than you

landonorris :(

user4 omg wait is this lando’s sister 🤩

user5 yesss

user6 3 different vacations but she's serving in all of them 🙂‍↕️

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user7 we all know who took these photos…

user8 Mr camera man ofc 🙂‍↕️

user1 🤩🤩🤩

maxfewtrell what do I comment on this

littlenorris just press send on an emoji and move on

maxfewtrell ☀️

littlenorris thanks mate

user9 living the life

user10 photographer face reveal when

littlenorris not until he's trained

user10 is he a dog?? 😭

littlenorris acts like it 🤩

user10 lol and the fact he can't even defend himself 😭

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user11 she's legitimately fine asl I'm not kidding

user8 its the return of Mr camera man!!!!!

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littlenorris

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littlenorris dumplings 🥟💜

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user12 she's so pretty

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user13 I love that shade of purple

user15 the outfit and the rings matching the dumplings???

user16 do we think she did that on purpose???

user17 had to have!! Its too perfect 🙂‍↕️

user18 the difference between camera mans hand and y/n’s is so funny

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user19 just all the rings and nails and the sleeves vs one bracelet 😭

trentarnold66 🥟

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user20 camera man is Trent, dhmu 🫣

user21 that food looks so good 😭

user22 where'd you get your rings???

littlenorris camera man picked them out at a little thrift shop in London 💂‍♂️🌺

user23 they’re adorable

landonorris bring me leftovers

littlenorris I’m in Asia dumbass

landonorris I can wait 🤷‍♂️

user24 she looks so good 🫦

user24 BAEEEEEEE

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user25 loml fr fr

mclaren hey queen!

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carlossainz55 what is it the kids say? “Hey bestie”?

littlenorris hey bestie boo 🫦

carlossainz55 I feel slightly intimidated

littlenorris good, luv u 🫶

user26 HAWT 🫦

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landonorris

Is that my sister????

Where’d her hair go 🤨

judebellingham

Idk mate

It walked away

landonorris

I am going to kill you

judebellingham

Ily2 future brother-in-law

landonorris

Gross

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littlenorris

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littlenorris blue 🫐

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user27 ATE

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user28 SHE LOOKS SO GOODDDDDD

user29 my favorite blueberry 🫐

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landonorris oh no… no no no no no no no no no

littlenorris kys, papaya boy

landonorris 😦

user30 my beautiful Smurf queen

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user31 who did ur hair bestie???

littlenorris camera man 🙂‍↕️

user32 guys… I love camera man and we’ve never even seen his face 🫣

littlenorris me too girl, dw

user33 never seen someone looks so good with a buzzcut

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landonorris keep those clippers to yourself from now on

littlenorris ur next, mullet boy

user34 did she dye her hair just to match the outfit???

user35 I’m gonna hold ur hand when I say this…

user35 she definitely matched her outfit to her hair… not the other way around…

user36 PRETTYYYYY

user37 it actually looks so good, I need camera mans tea fr

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oscarpiastri for the record, I think it looks nice

littlenorris thank you, new bsf

user38 queen shit

user39 with the short hair you can tell just how pretty she really is

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littlenorris I love you 🫶🥹

user40 hot girl shit

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INSTAGRAM

judebellingham

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judebellingham 304

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user41 he was in Miami during the Miami gp and we didn’t see him at the race??? lol????

user42 so sorry??? What is going on in slide two???

user43 it’s the soft-launch he’s been doing for months and months and months 😭

user43 he stopped doing it for a while in the time he was getting more popular but it seems mystery girl is back 🙂‍↕️

user44 my man my man my man

user45 he’s so fine I actually can’t

user46 why tf was this man not at the Miami gp I’m fuming

user47 he’s dodging these races like his life depends on it

user47 Trent should’ve dragged him to one by now

landonorris it was nice seeing you bro!

judebellingham it was hard to miss you with all that partying 😅

landonorris we’re a bit loud, I’ll give you that 😅

user48 Lando x Jude??? Wasn’t expecting that tbh

user49 slide three???? Fine asllll

user50 mystery girl??? lol??? Who tf is that? 🤨

trentarnold66 🔥

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user51 THAT SHOULD BE ME HOLDING YOUR HAND THAT SHOULD BE ME MAKING YOU LAUGH

user52 yeah good cover photo, thanks Jude

user53 now who tf 🤨

rodrygo yes man 👏

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user54 do any og Jude fans know who the girl is?

user55 no one has any idea 😭

user55 past glimpses say she might be brunette??? But we’ve also seen blonde???

user55 moral of the story is, no one knows like… at all…😔🤞

user56 my fav Barca player or wtvr

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user57

Now sir, who took this

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user58

OH MY GOD???

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user59

The return of mystery girl, we love

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user60

Bitch you think ur slick????

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landonorris

Let me tell you

this was the worst thing that could've popped up FIRST on my stories

I did NOT want to see this

judebellingham

Cope

landonorris

Bitch 😒

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user61

Camera man is back 🙂‍↕️

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user62

Sincerely hope camera boy took this

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user63

Y u write like that

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judebellingham

I'm such a good photographer ofc 🙂‍↕️

littlenorris

Yes u r baby

Tysm 🙂‍↕️

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yourusername

📍Barcelona, Madrid

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yourusername whats pottery in Spanish

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user64 ceramica 🙂‍↕️

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user65 the jump in likes from last post to this one is actually insane

user66 MY versace brand ambassador

user67 I don't understand how becoming a brand ambassador made her so much more popular???

user68 its a mix of that and dts and some of her photoshoots going viral on tiktol

user68 I also think some people are just now realizing Lando's even got a sister lol

user69 ily queen

user70 in Spain for what

user71 my bilingual icon

user72 girl why is she not responding to a single comment lmfao

user73 she's ghosting us 😭

user74 my new fav Norris

landonorris put ur ass away

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user75 not even Lando gets a response???😭 lol???😭

user76 I hate her

user76 overrated asf, just a nepo baby who's only talent is having a pretty face

user77 y'all rly scared her off I can't believe this

user78 usually someone would ask about Mr camera man and she would respond but I don't want to embarrass myself by asking and getting ignored lollll

user79 it girl

user80 but can we talk about the fit 🙂‍↕️🫣

user81 I miss my relatable indie model girlie 🥲

user82 no fr, I can't tell if a social media team got to her and took away her commenting privileges or if she's just been scared away by the amount of people 😔

user83 she doesn't deserve her fame

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judebellingham calma

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user84 yassssssss bilingual king

user85 he's so fine 😭

user86 disappointed in the only picture of him being the first one

user87 every time I swiped I got sadder

vinijr ceramica?? 🪴

judebellingham im a man of many talents 🤞

user88 has Lando found his new bf

user89 for the record, that's Barcelona, not madrid

user90 I take it he's enjoying his summer then

landonorris my man 👊

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user91 lol’ing at a footballer having a peaceful summer break instead of partying in Ibiza or something

user92 Jude, Dortmund misses you

user93 where's mystery girl

user94 anyways, how have he and his gf not been papped a single time, I feel like they've been together for like 4 years or something like that

user95 they got together when he was still playing in England so like 5 years

user95 or at least that's when he first posted her/ the earliest his current Insta posts go back

user94 exactly like… ur telling me these 16 year olds were secret enough to not be photographs?? I don't believe you

user96 I believe it was some also-famous teenager who kept it a secret

user96 because why else would a teenager keep their relationship with a Birmingham player a secret

user97 I think maybe y'all think about Jude Bellingham too much

user98 anyway, I'm in so much love with him

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landonorris

I don't believe you

littlenorris

stfu lad

u can ask him

he lost by so much

landonorris

Yeah idk

He plays for real Madrid

He doesn't seem like the type to lose 🤷‍♂️

littlenorris

he watches you enough to be familiar with the concept by now

you fucking loser

landonorris

Hello?????

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Lol, Lando being up high somewhere and you being in the crowd is so funny to me idk why 😭

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yassssss my humble queen mingling with the peasants 🌺❤️

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Supporting ur country we love to see it 🙂‍↕️

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Yeahh…

Viva la espana

Sorry queen

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Hope ur having fun in Ibiza bitch

Wish I could've been there but you chose a week where I have work

littlenorris

That was on purpose

Leave me and my bf alone

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Wait we love Spain

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Losing the euros to Spain and then immediately going there??? Lol??!!

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littlenorris not a lot going on at the moment

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user105 girl gtfo of here the swifties don't claim you

user106 ugly bitch

user107 and that's why her hair looks like shit

user108 y'all r being so rude to this girl for no good reason

user109 idc I don't like her

user110 lol she's so lovely y'all need to stfu

user111 my beautiful beautiful queen

user112 Jude deserves better

user113 girl shut up, Jude ain't gonna fuck you

user114 trying to act like she didn't just get papped and posting like normal is actually crazyyyy

user115 and if she including him y'all would hate her all the same and try and say she was using him

user115 now what.

user116 I've met her like six times and she is the nicest person on the entire planet. Some of y'all need to get it together.

landonorris I love you

littlenorris I love you too

user117 they're both being nice to each other. Do y'all know how bad the situation has to be for them to be kind to the other?

user118 free my girl from the shackles of these crazy fan girls

user119 no literally, these ones are worse than the dts ones

user120 like she legit got attacked for “flirting” with Daniel at a race when all she did was stand near him 😭

user121 but then they were never seen together again, we lost 🥲✊

user122 both norris’s are washed

user123 fame fuckerrrrrr

user124 they've been together since they were 16 be so fr

user125 I can not stand any of you.

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judebellingham for the past seven years, y/n has been my best friend and the love of my life. She has been by my side since day one and I would give anything to keep her there. She's been here through the ups and the downs, through the wins and the losses and not once has she faltered in her love and loyalty to me and our relationship. I don't think there's ever been a person I had more trust in that wasn't literally related to me. I love her with my entire being and I know I always will.

When we got together, y/n had already gotten a slight taste of what fame could bring with Lando’s involvement in racing. Because of this, we decided to keep our relationship to ourselves and away from the public opinion. It was never out attention to hide from anyone but, instead, to be able to love and have something without anyone trying to ruin it.

That being said, the hate y/n has been receiving these past few days is unacceptable. The only thing she has done is be in a relationship, a fact that has been known for as long as she has been a public figure. The only thing bringing this hate one is the knowledge that the person she loves is me. In case you need it, here is a reminder that you do not know us. You don't know our life or our relationship and this is the reason we were a “secret” for so many years. You can not call yourself a fan of mine if you are sending hate to the person I love most in the world.

And if you're someone who's hoping we break up, trust me, I fully intend on spending the rest of our lives together. So don't hold your breath.

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user126 CLOCK THOSE HATER-ASS BITCHES JUDEEEEE YASSSS

user127 oh he's so lovely

user128 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

landonorris no one is rather have marry my sister

judebellingham is this me getting your blessing

landonorris mate you've had my blessing since you got drunk on your birthday and babbled about marrying her for like an hour

judebellingham you need to never tell that story again

landonorris too late 🤷‍♂️ its already in my best man speech

user129 “don't hold your breath” omg welcome back unfiltered footballers

user130 he ate that little one thing

user131 get yourself a man who defends you like this

user132 awww I'm in love with them

user133 oh to be jude bellinghams “best friend and the love of my life”

maxfewtrell hey, i know her

judebellingham she says she doesn't know you

maxfewtrell tell that lying bitch I'm coming for her

user134 I feel so bad for y/n

user135 I feel like Jude definitely recognized that he got zero hate for this

littlelando I love you 🌺💕😭

judebellingham 💕

user136 ok wait they're adorable

user137 AWWWWWW

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Yeah I am 🙂‍↕️

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I love you so much you dork

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I love you too

Always and forever, don't even worry about it

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[starleska]

yknow for a split second i was considering just sending myself an anonymous ask requesting a Gargamel x Reader to be spared the embarrassment of writing one of my own volition... ...and then i remembered exactly what website this is, and the kinds of deranged asks y’all send me every day, and the shame evaporated in a cloud of self-indulgent, autistic glitter 😂💖

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streamer!ellie x streamer!reader pt2

cw; threaten to bomb, domestic violence joke/comment, mention of wanting to make porn, loser stupid ellie

a/n; i freaking love writing for streamer!ellie shes so silly (and me)

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she has recently discovered overwatch and thats all she can think about.

she's so excited to stream it.

@carpetmuncherwilliams okay chat. are you excited for the overwatch stream 2night :3

@venomnutjuice title: i try to get out of bronze (impossible)

@carpetmuncherwilliams WHAT THE FUCK

• she is hardstuck bronze...

• (for all my non-gamers bronze is the lowest rank in the game)

• you've been playing overwatch longer than ellie, so you're more skilled and a higher rank.

• you create alt accounts to smurf in ellie's lobbies and boost her.

• "y'know, you're technically my e-kitten and i'm your e-daddy."

• "please kill yourself, baby. please do it and record it so i can make money off of it."

• "i will throw your game, ellie."

• "NO"

• she has spent over $200 on this game. you've tried to stop her, but she cries and whines until you give her credit card back.

• she then complains about how she has no money.

• for some fucking reason, she loves streaming at 3am and screaming at the game.

you: ellie i am trying to sleep. be quite or im turning the stupid internet off and then you'll really have smth to scream about.

• "chat. the gf is threatening me. should i bomb her or no."

@oogaboogaman woah!! ellie being domestically violent in 2024??

@snoopyisking can we ban ellie

@elliesbabyholder idk about yall but im with ellie. ill bust you out of jail

• she was planning to be quite but someone killed her in overwatch and she screamed.

• she hears ur thumping footsteps before she sees you walk in.

• "fuckin' give me that."

• you snatch her headphones off her head and put them on.

• "sorry, chat. i have to treat ellie like a little baby and put her in time out because she cant be quiet at 3am."

• then you end the stream and have to basically drag a pouting, grumpy ellie into bed.

• "what if a major porn company found me streaming and wanted to hire me then we got rich and you just ruined my chances."

• "you are not making porn."

• "but the money."

• "go to sleep."

@carpetmuncherwilliams porn comapnies hmu

"you can't even spell companies. delete that rn."

@carpetmuncherwilliams nvm dhmu. gf not happi

• ellie thinks overwatch memes are hilarious and her twitter is filled with it.

@carpetmuncherwilliams

@poopypiepee wise words..wise words..

• "winton"

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Little one

Sam Winchester x reader

Words: about 3.9k words

Warnings: smut, smut, I forgot to say smut, DESTIEL BECAUSE I LOVE THEM, dirty talk

Author’s note: Hi loves! I finally managed to write some more after the crazy week I had. Hope you like it, your witch Becky

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DAY 5: Size kink

"Hey little one do you need a hand?" You hear Sam ask, hearing in his tone of voice that silly little sly smile you hate so much. You huff as still with your back turned you don't even turn to look at him, knowing you couldn't help but melt under the gaze of his green eyes. You feel him coming up behind you, his chest brushing against your back as you see his hand reach for the book you've been reaching for for more than ten minutes. His presence behind you almost makes your knees give way.

The two of you have been playing this game for weeks now, provoking the other but at the same time neither of you seems to have the courage to take matters into their own hands and drag the other into your bedroom. A few days ago Sam realized how sensitive you are to the size difference between the two of you. You have never considered yourself short, you have always been average, but next to him you look little more than a smurf. He is literally a giant, and that doesn't mean he is merely tall, but because of the life you lead he has developed a lot of muscles in his arms and chest, as well as perfect abs, and that makes him imposing, and fuck if that isn't attractive. You get lost in thinking what it must be like to be under him, enclosed between his warm body and his bed, but almost immediately you are interrupted by a cough behind you. You turn and see him with a raised eyebrow looking at you amused. Now the two of you are face to face, or rather you have your face at his chest level, and in fact you have to look up to stare into his eyes.

The man in front of you seems to be quite amused by this, in fact he leans forward a little, thinking you would move for that movement, and instead you stand still, not showing weakness.

"Careful little one your neck will hurt if you keep holding it like that. Maybe we should buy a stepladder at least you'd be able to look me in the eye without any trouble." Says Sam, a breath away from your lips.

"You giant asshole, I swear I'll cut your balls off if-" You start to threaten him, but you are interrupted by a new voice. Castiel has just entered the room and is looking at you with a questioning expression before shouting.

"Dean they are doing it again." He says to the other hunter who immediately responds to the angel, threatening you as well.

"Home run before you see things you don't want to see. And you two stop circling around the fact that you want to fuck. There's too much sexual tension in the air and no one can take it anymore. You better find a solution or I swear I'll have the next witch I meet charm you." Says the brother of the man in front of you, from the kitchen, making both you and Sammy blush.

"Fuck you Dean." Sam manages to say, not looking you in the eye. Immediately you turn away from each other, going in different directions.

You arrive in your room, close the door, and lean against it as you take a breath of relief.

You can't deny that there is not that sexual tension between the two of you that Dean accuses you of, but at the same time you don't have the courage to take that extra step for fear of being rejected because treacherously you think Sam intends all that as a kind of game between the two of you, but nothing more. You stay for a moment thinking again about the feeling of his body so big and muscular against yours. You felt so small and helpless, and yet you were not afraid, in fact all your brain could process were rather spicy situations with the youngest of the Winchesters. Then suddenly you violently detach yourself from the door, as your mind was again training itself in those overly specific thoughts of what it would be like to be fucked by Sam, placed on all fours on his bed, while he on top of you, with his chest pressed against your back, holding the bed keyboard with one strong hand to make stronger, firmer thrusts. You get lost in thinking about what it must feel like to have his kisses on your bare back with the light beard he has, what one of his strong hands gripping one of your hips must feel like, or his cock pushing in. You decide it's time for a cold shower at the very moment you're left thinking about whether the size of his member is directly proportional to everything else, hoping that at least that might bring you back to your senses a little.

You've never been much of a person who likes to go to parties, but you certainly can't say no to a nice evening with your favorite people spent drinking and singing your favorite songs. By now it is very late and both Dean and Cas have gone to bed, no matter how much the last one doesn't sleep, but by now since they had declared themselves to each other they had created a routine, thanks to which the oldest of the Winchesters is finally able to sleep without nightmares. You are happy forni your friends, they both deserve the small portion of happiness that fate has reserved for them, and on the contrary you wish they had fi more. Since they've gone to bed, though, you and Sam are left alone, with more than ample amount of alcohol in your system, which is a bit dangerous considering the thoughts some days that led you to take a shower so cold that even penguins would beat their beaks for cold.

You and young Winchester spent those days avoiding each other, and when you couldn't, all you could do was avoid each other's gaze and not blush.

You remain silent again, enjoying that peace to which you are not very accustomed. You are sitting side by side, and you can't help but slowly move closer to his body, attracted by the warmth it produces.

It seems like hours go by, and maybe it's only a few minutes, but eventually he interrupts that state of stillness.

"Can I ask you a question?" Sammy asks, turning toward you, and you can't help but be a little annoyed by his question, but you nod as you down some more alcohol. He seems to consider what words to use.

"Have you ever thought of anything more than this between us?" The man asks, looking you in the eye. You pause with your glass in midair, petrified by that question. For a moment it crosses your mind that he has figured out how you feel about him, but then you look at him and see him waiting for your answer and realize that he is really only asking you out of pure curiosity.

"Why did you think of that?" You ask in turn defensively. You see him hesitate for a moment as you did a few seconds earlier, but eventually he flashes you a smile, regaining all the resourcefulness he has shown in this last period.

"Oh little one, I'm afraid I'd scare you if I told you all the things I've been thinking about doing with you." He says in a rough, sensual voice, and you immediately feel a shiver go down your spine. You feel him move closer to you, while you remain still, afraid that if you moved even a finger, this whole situation would vanish like a soap bubble. You think more than once that all this is a dream produced by the alcohol in your system, then you feel his lips on your neck and realize that it is all true.

"Well you could show me a couple of things you've imagined doing with me, and I'll tell you if they're the same things I've thought of." I say in a whisper, as he continues to nibble on my neck, leaving sweet kisses at times.

"You're going to fucking kill me sooner or later." Sam comments before standing up, and with a smooth, quick movement, hoisting me onto his shoulder. I let out a soft yelp, before starting to bombard him with threats and questions.

"Sam Winchester, let me go now! Where are you taking me?" I ask, trying not to give away that just that simple gesture that showcased his strength and how much bigger he was physically than you was turning you on.

"In the room, unless you want to be fucked here where anyone could walk in at any moment. I didn't take you for that kind of person, but we could always try it another time." He says chuckling, while you in response punch him lightly in the back. "Besides, from here I have a first-class view of your ass." He continues nonchalantly, and you can't help but blush.

"Sam!" You take him back, but he immediately doesn't give you time to continue.

"Little one, don't be an angel, because we both know how many times you've thought about doing dirty things with me, and you can't even lie because it was all over your face." Notices Sam, scolding you as one scolds a child who has eaten too much candy.

"Like you had a marble mask on, and you couldn't see all the times you looked at my boobs." You comment, as you try to figure out by now where you are, but the corridors of the bunker are all dark and you can't quite get your bearings.

"It's not my fault you have particularly nice tits." He replies, as if it were a given, and you can't help but laugh at the situation. Your laughter is interrupted, however, when Sam throws you onto what you recognize to be his bed.

The playful air that had been created disappears in an instant and gives way to a new tension, steeped in passion and mischief. The youngest Winchester slides all the way down your body until his plump lips are inches from yours. The feel of his body, so large compared to yours, is even better than you had imagined. He spends a few seconds teasing you, kissing all over your face and the area near your mouth, but he doesn't touch your lips a single time, until you slip your hands into his hair and force him to do so. He smiles against your lips, and when you pull away to get some air, he teases you.

"Someone is a little impatient, what can't you wait to feel my cock inside you anymore?" He asks rhetorically, while his hands begin working to remove the several layers of clothes you are wearing.

"All promises Winchester, it's time to keep them." You say, trying to answer him again in kind as pleasure begins to work its way through you.

"You'll regret this shamelessness little one, another time, not today, but next time I won't be as good to you as I will be this time."

Quickly he removes the few clothes you have on while you do the same to him, a little groggy from pleasure and a little from alcohol.

He kisses your neck, leaving red, biting marks as he slowly moves down to your breasts, to remove the bra you still have on. He takes one of your nipples in his teeth, while the other teases it with his hand.

Once he is done torturing your breasts, he goes down to your navel with his kisses and then gently bites your panties. A shiver runs through you again as you feel his lips graze the skin of your legs, while he stares into your eyes and pulls them off with such slowness that you feel faint before long at how hard your heart is beating.

"You better get moving Winchester." You try to threaten him, once he completely peels off the penultimate layer of clothing that stood between you and him, since he still has his boxers on.

"Or what small thing? I don't think you're in a position to threaten me." He comments amused, before returning to your center, and leaving sweet kisses all around in your inner thigh. You can't help but sigh as you slip a hand into his soft, long hair, trying to take him where you most desire.

"Fuck you." That's all you can say in response, and he can't help but laugh. Eventually Sam lets you guide him where you want him, and finally his lips meet those of your pussy. You can't help but let out a moan mixed with a scream as the man squeezes your clit between his teeth as he had done with your nipples earlier. With his tongue he continues to lick you, slowly increasing the pleasure.

Suasult when you also feel his fingers join in the torture, as he rhythmically works them into you. His fingers are long and big, enough to reach all the right places, and make you wriggle between the covers of the now unmade bed, making you clutch the sheet so tight you thought it would tear.

Eventually, faster than it had ever happened to you, you feel the orgasm coming, with the impetuosity of a wave ready to sweep whatever it meets in its path.

"Sam- fuck- please don't stop." You beg him, as you continue to move your hips under his mouth to create more friction.

"Oh my little one is cumming?" He asks, pulling away from you slightly.

"Sam, please." You beg him again as you run a hand through his hair again, and he can't help but moan as you do so.

He doesn't respond to you, but his actions speak for themselves as he again begins to lick your center as he speeds his fingers entering your pussy. A few minutes pass and you finally reach orgasm, and for a second you think you lose contact with the whole world. All you hear in your ears is blood pulsing, your eyes narrowed as your lips hold back a scream, while your hands continue to cling tightly to Sam's hair. Once you regain your breath and some clarity you stop and look at Sammy who is now looking at you seriously. Around your mouth you can still see the remnants of the otherworldly experience you just had.

"Are you okay?" He asks you as he licks his lips.

"Never felt better." You answer, as you signal for him to come up. He complies and comes with his face at the same height as yours. You kiss him softly, and he can't help but do the same. It is very different from the kiss you shared earlier, passionate and impetuous, but no less sensual and beautiful. Then suddenly you take him by surprise and reverse the situation by finding yourself on top of him.

"Now it's my turn to torture you a little." You whisper in his ear before moving down to his boxers. You slip them off him the same way he took off your underwear, which is with your teeth, and you hear him cursing as you brush against his now very obvious erection. Then unable to hold back you take his member with your hands, and like everything in your body it seems to be huge compared to you, but in this case you don't really know if it is your point of view or is objective. You tease his entire length with your tongue, before starting to suck lightly at the tip, while moving your hand along everything else you don't touch. Immediately his hand, almost as big as your head, gets stuck in your hair and begins to send you further and further down, at the pace he likes best. That's how Sam begins to fuck your mouth, at first slower, going steadily increasing, so that the last thrusts you feel his cock coming down your throat, and you can't help but get aroused when you feel the air miss you. He continues this game for a few minutes, until with a series of moans where he screams your name he doesn't cum in your mouth, and you swallow everything he gives you.

"That's my girl." Sammy comments as he catches his breath, but you see a spark in his eyes that tells you you're not even close to the end.

"So far we've been playing, now comes the main course." He continues, as again he reverses the situation, bringing you under him. You feel one of your thighs open, and with his knee he stimulates your pussy. Immediately you let out a scream that he silences with his lips. You begin to kiss more and more passionately as you feel him driving his cock in front of your entrance. The moment he is about to push in for the first time, you stop him by asking him a question?

"Are you sure it fits?" You ask slightly frightened by his size, and excited at the same time. He looks at you and chuckles a little, throwing his head into the crook of your neck.

"It's just that I've never had anyone so ...great, it's no laughing matter Winchester!" You continue, chuckling in turn. He kisses you gently on the nose before answering you.

"I promise in case it does you, you'll just have to tell me and we'll stop right away, okay?" He asks seriously, watching you as he moves a strand of hair away from your face. "Besides, I think the orgasm has prepared you well honey." He finishes by winking at you. He kisses you again but this one more gently, trying to distract you. You feel him enter you, and for a moment you think you have died and are in your own little piece of heaven.

"Are you okay little one?" Sam asks seeing your closed eyes and clenched fists holding the pillow.

"Oh God, Winchester you better move your ass and fuck me before I come at this exact moment." You whisper, as you release one hand to bring him to you and kiss him. You feel him begin to thrust in and out of you, picking up a rather fast pace as he stimulates one of your breasts with one hand and his lips are busy making more marks on your neck, lest he cry out your name in pleasure. You are not much better off, so much so that at one point you feel an iron taste of blood in your mouth from how much you bit your lips to keep Cas and Dean from hearing you. You keep moving in unison, seeking pure pleasure.

"God baby, you are so perfect. You don't know how much I've dreamed of having you under me, screaming my name, rocking your world." Sam comments, before kissing one of your breasts. "I love your body, so small compared to mine, so much that I'm afraid I'll break you every time I touch you, but at the same time so sinful that I can't stop myself from doing the worst sins they ever came up with even in hell."

You fail to respond too caught up in everything the boy is making you feel. You feel like it's the first time in years you've breathed again, the first time you've really tasted oxygen.

"Sam, please, I'm going to-" You are interrupted by a kiss from him.

"Me too baby." He replies after pulling away from your lips. "Your pussy is squeezing my cock so hard, I think I'm about to go crazy." He comments, and it seems that his words are the keys to reach again that already before, only with his fingers had you tasted, but that was but a paltry appetizer, this was of the magnitude of a wedding feast. Your whole body quivers with force, as your center, in pleasure, tightens even tighter around his size, making you feel the size of his member even more.

Just as Sam's words were for you, for him it seems that your orgasm triggers his, in fact when you finally seem to have regained some mental clarity, after spending several minutes with your mind clouded, drowsy with pleasure, you feel your womb being filled with his seed, and you have another orgasm, smaller than before, but still quite important.

It is some time before both of you have caught your breath, in each other's arms. You remain in silence enjoying the warmth of the naked body of the person you love by your side. Then without saying a word Sam moves to your side and encircles you with his arms, having spread a blanket over your uncovered bodies. You fall asleep within minutes, with a smile on your lips, both of you happy to be close to the one you love, and especially happy to know that the one you love loves you back.

BONUS (I can't help it, I love bonuses too much :) )

Dean sits at the kitchen table as Cas hands him a steaming cup of coffee. He thanks him with a whisper before sipping his drink in silence. The only noise in the room is that of the liquid slipping over his lips as the two lovers stare into the void, lost in their own thoughts. Eventually it is the angel who breaks the silence.

"We need to soundproof the rooms better." He comments, and Dean can make no more than a sound of approval. They had not slept a wink because of your shouting, and as happy as they were to know that now the tension between the two of you had been cleared up, they also did not want to hear how their nephew was created, since his brother and you had not made much effort to be quiet. And this was not the first time. Since you had come out to each other now almost a month ago, every night you had done nothing but shout each other's names in pleasure, so much so that often both Dean and Cas had decided to go for a drive, but they couldn't take it anymore.

"You're damn right." Dean says before taking another sip of coffee. "You know I almost preferred it when they hadn't come out, now I'm afraid to turn the corner and watch them procreate on the library table." Dean comments amused, finishing his drink as he sees his boyfriend shoot him a look and a smile.

"As if we never did." Cas says, laughing.

"But they don't know that." Dean replies, giving him a wink, then getting up and leaving a gentle kiss on his forehead and heading out of the room, obviously checking to make sure you are not in it.

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