#the store didnt have a lot of the stuff i needed to buy and on the walk home i saw an older kitten that looked kinda like my cat get hit

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny covered his nose with his hand. Where ever he landed smelled absolutely foul, like rotten fruit and burning tires mixed with chem lab.

"Remind me to bring a face mask the next time I explore the Infinite Realms." He muttered, before kicking a soda can down the alley he was in and being repulsed by the squelch sound it made when it came into contact with a very questionable looking puddle, "Better yet, a gas mask." He glanced at the puddle again, "Or I could go full Hazmat." Clockwork had told him this world was full of superheros and villians and to steer clear of it, but once he learned there were aliens in this world he couldn't help himself. Danny had always been weak to his curiosity, but he liked to believe he was cautious, and chose to stay in his Phantom for for added protection.

Turning on his heel he exited onto a deserted street lined on one side by a chain-link fence. The sky above him was filled with clouds so ominous and dark that Danny honestly couldn't tell you if it was night or day, all he knew was that it was going to rain soon and hopefully these awful smells would be drowned out by the downpour.

Danny got his wish only minutes later. Thankfully Phantom was unbothered by the cold and could just bask in the rain as it fell apon him. A lesser known fact about ghosts is that thier clothes are made from thier ectoplasm and are part of thier bodies, much like a second layer of skin, so one would be able to feel things on thier clothes as easily as they would with thier bare skin. The level of sensitivity varies with the type of clothing however. All this to say Danny loved the feeling of the rivulets of rainwater traveling down his ghostly hazmat suit.

He was so preoccupied with enjoying the sensation that he didn't notice anything was wrong until he was jolted forward from the weight of someone landing on his back. The person was quick and precise, taking no time at all to have his wrists pinned behind his back and- weirdly enough- thier teeth digging into the material around his neck.

His parents designed the Hazmat suit Danny was wearing not only to deal with dangerous chemicals, but to fight supernatural foes. The area around the neck was reinforced with the intention of protecting against fatal gunshots and decapitations so naturally someone's jaw wasn't going to be enough to break through to his neck.

Danny let out a laugh as the person kept chewing on his neck like a confused puppy. Oh, Danny thought, they've gone feral. It was odd for someone to go feral but it could occur when a person has gone through something traumatic recently or through extreme stress. It made sense since the person ridding piggy back on him was dressed like a superhero. Danny wondered if that was why the person didn't have a scent. Danny learns facepalmed when he remembered that scentblockers existed and not everyone's scent dramatically changed whenever they went out as a hero. The scent change was probably one of the few things that have kept him alive up to this point to be honest.

"So, I guess you're not going to tell me why you're chewing on my neck like the worlds most pathetic vampire, are you?" No one deserves that title more than the fruitloop to be honest. He made a mental note to use that one against Vlad the next time he saw him.

Chewy whined at this, seeming to slump a bit from the apparent failure to bite him. What was that about? Was this actually a vampire? How would a vampire even react to Dannys ecto-blood combo meal anyway? Would it be like food poisoning? Or would it taste amazing from one undead to another. "I'm not exactly human, are you sure you wanna bite me? I might not taste so good." Danny warned, but the moment he mentioned letting the person bite him they were eager again.

Danny chuckled and unzipped the material only a bit before it was loose enough to move out of the way. The vampires bite came with a sharp pain like he expected but there was no suction. No drinking of blood. Just some weirdo biting Danny on the neck. Huh.

Danny hoped he didn't get rabies from this.

He must have accidentally said that out loud as there was a small laugh from the rooftops above them. There stood another person in a superhero outfit with some really tall dude dressed as a giant bat, and that was when Danny decided to bail. It was one thing to let a maybe vampire bite you in a random street in the middle of the night but more of them? And ones a big scary furry? Hard pass.

Phantom did as Phantoms do and went invisible and intangible, escaping from Biteys jaws and startling the heros. He ignored the distressed whine Munchy let out after loosing their spookyest chew toy and quickly rubbed the scent gland near dannys jaw on the top of thier head as an act of comfort before bolting.

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Danny poked at the bite mark on his neck. Screw rabies, he better not get turned into a werewolf. He didn't need that on top of his ghostly crap. Sam seemed fascinated by the mark, after all, it wasn't every day that Danny got a scar, especially one so obvious. Most injuries heal quickly and leave no trace of him ever being injured in the first place which helped a lot in keeping his secret identity.

Luckily Danny hadn't needed to lie to mom and dad. He truthfully told them about some wierdo jumping off of a nearby rooftop and plunging thier teeth into his neck and that two other people had tried to corner him during this. He assured his mom that he had gotten away quickly but was a little shaken by it and his dad praised him for being brave and managing to escape.

That was nice. But he still had to figure out what was up with this bite...and why he felt so compelled to go back to that city.

Back to that hero.

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Aka an A/B/O au where in Danny's universe all the Alphas are extinct and the betas followed soon after and the DC universe all the Omegas went extinct and betas followed after . Not like a "they finally went extinct in the 1700s after centuries of thier numbers dwindling" thing and became a myth/fairytale (tho I like that too) but a "this might be the missing link between cave men and modern humans" kinda thing.

Its up to you which bat bit Danny and exactly what that means. I love abo aus without smut cause there's so much potential for chaos and I am very much ace.

[siobhanromee]

had the most miserable experience today.

[reallyromealone]

Uncanny Valley reader

I don't remember what part

Male reader

Violence, fluff

🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷(name)s move was prompt.

Ran watching the cats explore the new area and a majority of (name)s belongings in storage (mostly his stuffed toys and furniture), The Bonten executive excited to have his strange boyfriend around more often.

(Name) held his hello kitty blanket and squishmallow confused and Ran cooed "you can put your stuff anywhere darling, my home is yours"

(Name) tentatively put his stuff in little areas, a stuffed plush there and his blanket on the bed.

That was another thing ran was going to enjoy.

Sharing a bed with (name).

Ran was determined to be a good boyfriend to (name) who also did try his best in his own way, the broker letting ran cuddle him and even wear one of rans shirts to bed.

Ran didnt want (name) finding a new apartment.

Though the others?

They couldn't stand it.

And boy did it FILL RAN WITH SO MUCH JOY.

(Name) and rans schedules were surprisingly similar though ran did have to drag (name) from his computer to bed when the man wouldn't sleep with the promise of more Cat videos and people watching at the park.

(Name) liked how ran smelled.

He always smelt very nice, expensive.

(Name) never imagined having a relationship much less being the little spoon, letting ran take the lead in the relationship. He didn't think he would enjoy not being in control but Ran seemed to know what he was doing so (name) let him do as he pleased.

Ran learned (name)s likes and dislikes, he wasn't fond of big fancy dinners often, the broker liked private rooms to eat and ran didn't mind, less likely to get killed that way.

(Name) was also not easy to impress as the man was always on edge but Ran learned what he liked.

Cute things and soft things.

Ran was truly dating a cat.

The two got ready at the same time, Ran splitting his closet for (name) "you have so many plush toys and blankets but three suits"

"Yes?"

"We have very different priorities, I know how much Bonten pays you so why don't you buy suits baby?"

Ran also learned (name) liked nicknames and pet names but only out of the public eye "Why would I need more?"

"Why not?"

Today was a rare day off, ran deciding to take (name) out clothes shopping, the man having one set of pajamas, three suits and five casual pants and shirts.

Ran was appaled.

Ran managed to convince his boyfriend to go clothes shopping with the promise of buying him a limited edition plush toy.

What they weren't counting on was Bonten tagging along in disguises..

"Wear this..." Mikey commanded to the deadpan broker, handing him a god awful shirt but the man just shrugged and went into the change room and tried it on.

"When can I get my plush" (name) said deadpan, clearly not enjoying this experience and ran wanted to scream, not at (name) but at the others who were taking up his time but Ran appreciated how (name) always focused his attention on his boyfriend when asking questions. "(Name)! Try this!" Koko beamed and held clearly women's lingerie and the broker just looked cold and dead before going and changing into his clothes and walking out of the store "God damn it..." Ran mumbled.

Over the months with (name) he learned (name)s tells and he knew (name) was very much done.

He ended up finding him at a gatcha machine corner getting little keychains.

(Name) was beyond uncomfortable, he didn't have experience with a lot of people at once and malls were only used for people watching or info gathering.

Not people who he knew didn't like him months prior suddenly wanting attention.

He didn't understand.

"Hey baby, cute keychains" Ran joked and (name) looked at him "I'm not some doll to be dressed, can we end this errand and return to your apartment?" (Name) mumbled gripping the keychains, he didn't even get his plush like promised.

Ran nodded and ended up ditching Bonten (save for Rindō who he asked to get the plush and a few other cute things for (name)) and went back to the penthouse "they're insistence is confusing and unwelcome" (name) said simply "yeah, I wish they would lay off too..." Ran said bringing him to the livingroom where the cats were currently very entranced with the birds on the balcony.

Ran smiled as (name) and him ended up cuddling on the couch, the broker clearly overwhelmed and overstimulated and after head scratches and shows Ran introduced (name) to, the man was out cold in comfy clothes.

He looked absolutely precious.

People often forgot who and what (name) was and did.

He was absolutely precious to Ran but seeing him beat a guy senseless with a briefcase and an empty expression was both horrifying and *hot* to the elder Haitani. The man was half conscious as (name) bent down "don't try and swindle me" he hissed out and bashed the guys face into the floor before getting up.

(Name) recently began working with Bonten fully no longer as an information broker but as an intelligence gatherer strictly under Bonten.

"I don't like this apartment" (name) said simply as he looked it over, it was a very nice place, state of the art appliances and an excellent view of the city "what don't you like about it?" Ran asked as Rindō checked out the rooms "it's not right"

This had been (name)s answer for the past four apartments and Ran was confused, what was wrong with these places?

Then it clicked.

And Ran was smug.

(Name) now only slept in Rans bed, in Rans clothes and cuddling ran.

He got ready with Ran.

He ate with Ran.

He did most things with Ran.

What was missing from the apartments was Ran.

"Still looking for an apartment?" Koko asked (name) who was walking to his new office as (name) technically counted as an executive as he was in charge of an entire sector.

"Yes" (name) said smiling, he didn't like Kokos company or most of their company "well an apartment opened up in my building, I can put a good word in for you!" He offered and (name) shook his head "I have decided to continue my residency with Ran" (name) said simply and the energy in the office plummeted as the men lowkey pouted but (name) didn't care "does this mean we can move your stuff to my place fully?' Ran grinned fully aware of what he's doing.

"Yes" (name) looked very unsettling as he walked into his office and Ran followed "you know you don't have to do that if you don't want to" Ran said softly and (name) was twitchy "it's fine" he said stiffly "is it?'

"I... I enjoy your company greatly... I don't want to be without it... Is it acceptable for me to continue?"

"Absolutely baby" he said kissing (name) softly and spoke "we can take your stuff out of storage... I have three extra rooms, we can put all you're cute stuff in there"

"Stuffed toys on the bed?"

"You can have five"

"Deal"

[ladymirdan]

I often think about a thing that happened when I was still a kid and pretty new to Warhammer.

There were this FLGS located pretty much exactly inbetween my school and my home. I didnt do very well in school, my grades were okish but I skipped class A LOT. Oh the joy of being a girl with comically autistic traits in the 90’s, my baby brother got a diagnosis, I got a “why are you so weird, stop it”.

But I spent a lot of time in this store, and im genuinely surprised they let me do that. I was a kid, I couldnt buy very much. I just sat there and painted or played a few games. And sometimes I got to build stuff for the store (very exciting). They even convinced me to send in a contribution to Golden Daemon (I did not win, not even close 😂)

Even back then I was obsessed with oldhammer stuff. And the store owner who had been into nerd stuff for decades thought that was really fun and says something along the line of “hey I have a few first edition WHFB armies in a box in the basement, if you want tou can cone down with me and look at them.

So there I go, 14 year old girl, with this 40+ year old man into a shady ass basement to look at minis.

And the minis were soo awesome, he was a very good painter. He also found a “how to paint minis”- pamphlet from like the 80’s and gave it to me (boy do I wish I still had it)

But like, what was I thinking. If he had been any kind of shady guy, things could have ended so badly. I cringe just thinking about it. And I wasnt a naive kid either, ever since I hit puberty at like 11 ive had grown ass men grope me on the street before. I knew all about “bad men”.

But shoutout to that store for being one of the first places in my life where I felt appreciateed and not not a burden. Where people would greet me excitedly whenever I showed up. My guess is they saw a lot of themselves in that lonely and weird kid.

I would link to it, but it closed down over a decade ago, and I heard the owner passed away. And that is such a damn shame because the world needs more people like him. That creates safe spaces for the weird and the lost.

[we-are-inevitable]

btw in the restaurant au. if you even care. jack goes to culinary school because growing up, his dad always made incredible food, and he started puttering around the kitchen with him when he was like 5 years old. he always wanted to try better recipes and newer things, and his dad- though they didnt have much money- would always save up for good ingredients so jack could cook whatever his little heart desired. cooking was their time; i imagine his dad was a line cook or something, not at a fancy restaurant or anything but at a little diner, and cooking was Their thing. jack would spend all day with his mom, and as soon as his dad came home- no matter how tired he was of cooking, no matter how much he wanted to just go lay down- they would go to the kitchen and he would supervise jack as jack made dinner for everyone.

when jack’s mom gets sick, he’s 10 years old, and his dad has to cut back his time at the diner to take care of her, since jack is in school and can’t be there. this means they bring in less money, so they can’t really afford to pay for the fresh ingredients now; most of their meals at home are dollar store staples. hanburger helper, microwavable TV dinners, sandwiches- they genuinely don’t have the money to spend on fresh produce anymore, and even buying ground beef and chicken breasts is splurging that they can’t often afford.

they live on a shoestring budget until jack can get his first job at age 14. his mom beats cancer the first time, but they’re drowning in medical debt, so jack finds a job that will actually hire him despite not being 15 yet, and his first real job is working as a dishwasher at a restaurant down the street. he works nearly every day, and all of his money is given to his father, despite his father insisting that he doesn’t need a job, he shouldn’t have a job, he’s just a kid and his money should be going toward kid stuff and not paying his parent’s medical bills.

but jack refuses, so they keep it up. i think the only non-mom-related expenses jack has are food related,, sometimes he’ll stop in the little grocery store he would go to with his dad when they were younger and buy fresh vegetables and a little two pound roll of hamburger meat, just so they can at least have one meal that isn’t ready from a box. jack continues this until he’s fifteen, and by the time he turns 15, his mother’s cancer is back, even after only been beaten for a year, and it’s a lot worse.

jack drops out at 15, after having long conversations with his father, and though it breaks his father’s heart to see jack doing this, it’s unfortunately what needs to be done. jack drops out and gets another job on top of the dishwashing, and he ends up as a line cook at a fast food place. they’re able to pay the bills on jack’s paychecks, and get groceries with the little that jack’s dad makes from the days he’s able to work.

jack’s mom passes when he’s 16, leaving jack and his dad to cover both funeral and medical expenses. they’re drowning after that, both grieving in their own ways. jack’s father can barely get out of bed for weeks, but jack is back at work the day after his mother’s funeral because he knows they can’t risk falling behind on bills.

jack’s dad loved his mom so much. they were such a happy family before she got sick, which wasn’t her fault, none of this was ever her fault, but after she passes he’s completely out of commission. he can’t keep a job, he barely talks anymore, he drinks and drinks until jack can’t recognize him. it’s terrifying to watch, but jack gives him his time- he knows that eventually, his father is going to get back on his feet, and he’s going to be okay, and he’s going to go back to work and they’re going to get to relax and things will be fine again.

jack’s dad dies a few days after jack’s 18th birthday. they didn’t see it coming. the paramedics say it was a heart attack. jack likes to think of it as his mom needing his dad. it’s easier to stomach that way.

but that’s fine. everything is fine. jack, freshly 18, plans his second funeral and again, he’s back at work the day after putting his dad in the ground. he sells most of the furniture to have some extra cash. he finds a cheaper apartment in the bad part of town because he can’t afford a two bedroom when he’s just one kid. he has a bed, he has photos of his parents, and he has a kitchen. that’s all he needs.

the next few years pass with jack climbing the ranks in whatever restaurants he can get his hands on. he’s finally in a place where he can save for school, culinary school, and he has more restaurant experience under his belt by the time he’s 21 than most of his older coworkers do. he busts his ass and works so hard to put himself through school, and when he finally gets his certificate after everything, he can rest. he starts applying to different high end restaurants, and he works as a cook in a nice steakhouse for a while, but he doesn’t like his coworkers and knows he deserves more than being miserable.

when he hears about a new restaurant opening in the area, some “high end” burger joint called Pulitzer’s, he throws his hat in the ring with an application and is hired on as the lead chef at the age of 25.

he’s 26 when a new server named David Jacobs is hired, and things start looking up.

[box-architecture]

Succubus!Dream/College Student!Sam.

Consider that, the way succubi feed is through sexual energy/lust other humans are feeling/exhibiting/whatever. They can't get that energy from other demons, they can't get it from their own lust.

and cDream, a succubi, has come to the conclusion that the best way for him to successfully eat is to lower/mute his own sexual pleasure through his magic, so that he doesn't get lost in the moment and can fully concentrate on making his partner feel as good as possible. Because cDream is Normal and would absolutely treat himself as a tool like this.

And so when Sapnap and Punz one of his summoning tabs for a party they're hosting in college, Dream goes and drinks in peoples lust and is hoping to get someone laid that night so he can like, have at least a few days of not needing to eat.

And Sam is one of the people at the party not drinking because he's a junior/senior super fucking stressed about finals and Punz has been trying to get him to relax through social stuff but Sam is very high strung at the thought of failing everything even though he's doing fine because Listen Life Is Very Stressful For A Sam.

And he sees Dream and he is Smitten. Look at the pretty boy!!!! Very Tall with tiny horns and a long tail!!! He's so cute and Sam's cheeks are red and he's very flustered. And Dream sees this extremely stressed out (but cute) man who's back probably has so many goddamn knots in it and goes "I am going to fuck you until you can't think anymore, you look like you need it"

So he fucks him in some college room dorm and Sam is sweet and concerned and asking if he's doing it right, will it hurt if he touches the tail or the horns? Does this feel okay? While Dream tries to take care of him. And when Sam gets a little distressed because Dream isn't moaning or showing a lot of visible pleasure (but he smiles so affectionately and gives so many kisses and cuddles and Sam hopes Dream will stay After. He likes him and has Questions !) Dream mentions muting it with his magic.

And Sam is Instantly Distraught because he wants it to be good for Dream too, he wants to be good for Dream so badly. He's emotional and begging for Dream to let Sam make him cum and give him the pleasure he deserves, please please please-

And Dream wasn't expecting The Distress that info caused, so Dream gives in and let's Sam make him cum Once, making sure to call him a good boy the entire time and pepper him with kisses and love to assure him he did a good job. They end up curled in bed together while Sam kisses his forehead and holds him Gently until his summoning time is up. And Dream generally looks at the encounter as very sweet and thoughtful even if he thought Sam was a little silly for being So Emotional over something like Dream Feeling Good.

Sam is Still Upset about the idea of Dream not getting pleasure though, and is very fixated on it Because He Is Normal. And after finals he immediately dives into researching succubi so he can figure out sensitive spots and how to give them pleasure and make them feel good and happy. He has a Binder with Color Coded Notes, You See. Because He Is Normal.

(no he isn't he found out that Succubi can also experience dehydration just like humans and became anxious because Dream didnt drink water after they had sex, what if he's dehydrating himself!!!!! What if he isn't taking care of himself in other ways!!!!! Sam will make sure to buy a bunch of water from the store just in case)

This is what neurodivergency and college finals does to a man

you can enchant certain metals to do magic related stuff. some earthbound demons wear bracelets and anklets and earrings, etc etc.

Sam finds this out during his research. He also finds out Hey There's Types of Enchantments That Allow You To Repress The Wearers Magic.

And because he is definitely normal, Sam comes to the insane conclusion that he is going to summon dream, cuff him so he cant use his magic to mute his pleasure, and then get him off until he's completely satiated. Sam won't get off this time, because it was very rude and awful of him to feel so good the first time when Dream wasn't able to. This time it will be all about Dream. He will make Dream the Most Happy Ever. There Are No Consent Issues Here At All.

(the consent issues get sorted out eventually, but jesus christ Sam)

He fucking summons Dream in his garage, says hello and delights in Dream's surprised but happy smile because!!! Dream likes him!!!

Then he cuffs him without explaining and Dream nearly faceplants because he was floating a bit using his magic. Sam carrying Dream upstairs mostly consists of Dream going "what the fuck" because really, what the fuck.

And he panics a bit because he can't use his magic and therefore can't escape and this is kind of kidnapping. Sam puts him in his bed and tries to reassure him and begs to be allowed to help Dream get off. Because He Is Normal

Sam has Dream cuffed to the bed and he's begging to be allowed to touch him. He has snacks and water and pillows and toys and he'll be so good to Dream he promises !!!!! Please Please Please!!!!!

and Dream, who's just. Super fucking confused because they could have had sex without the cuffs, that's literally the point of his summoning tabs. He says sure because he's kind of expecting Sam to just fuck him a few times and be done with it and he's not really sure what the cuffs are for like is this a hostage situation??? The cuffs cut off his magic but they don't stop the summoning tabs, they only last a day.

This plan makes no sense to him until three fingers in and Sam still hasn't taken off any of his clothes, just utterly into the idea of making Dream happy.

Sam has the binder, he is Showing Dream the binder at some point during a snack break. Look Dream did you know about this thing with your anatomy where-

And Dream did not know that actually. He didn't go to demon school to study medicine. What the fuck do they mean there's a fifth hole???

Sam spends the whole day fucking Dream with various toys and feeding him water and crackers and for a moment he gets caught up in how pretty Dream is. Dream isn't using any magic to make himself alluring, he just is!!!! He's so nice and warm and smells a little like soaps and Sam is burying his face into Dreams chest and giving him the Softest Hugs

after Dream's been satiated (the pupils in a succubi's eyes become heart shaped when they're completely, utterly full) he uncuffs him and carries him to the bath and scrubs his hair while Dream blinks very sleepy at him

(After Dream recovers from being fucked all day he does have a talk with Sam about Hey Don't Cuff Me Without My Consent and Sam's a puppy with a tail between his legs, but like, Dream said yes to sex, he was cool with it, and Sam's intentions were, in an incredibly convoluted and messy way, Positive)

from that point on its just a bunch of fluff because they follow each other around. Sam now has to beg to be allowed to use the cuffs in bed. Dream ends up deciding to get a charm to let him stay on earth for longer. Dream can sense when Sam enters a room because suddenly his hunger is being satiated by the most lovestruck puppycat the world has ever seen

More Stuff-

Sam attended catholic church with his family throughout all his childhood before getting out when he realized he was queer as a teen, and he's still recovering from a lot of the… not great mind fuckery. Because I'm imagining ccSam with his little cross he kept fiddling with in the kitchen stream except cSam has it and he's prone to fidgeting with it because Stim Go Brr. No he doesn't know how he feels about religion anymore. He's trying to just not think about it and hope the problem will solve itself on its own

Listen I just think cSam has a lot of feelings. Or I have a lot of feelings. He gives me a lot of feelings

Also I haven't talked a lot about Dream's trauma specifically because I didn't want to have to develop and flesh out the demon realm when I'm trying to get my two blorbos to fuck, but. Dream very likely experienced his usual bullshit where he was forcibly outcasted from most of his peers, except he never had the dteam or Punz since they were humans, so Dream has been living on his own, pretending that he isn't incredibly lonely and is definitely not going to ask for help. SBI are all various demons, and Wilbur and Tommy are semi-responsible for people not wanting to associate with Dream. Techno likes Dream well enough, but Philza gets his info from Tommy and therefore has a negative view of Dream, so Dream tends to avoid Techno if Philza is with him, which is… often.

Dream has adopted a harsh mask while in the demon realm, but when summoned by Sapnap and Punz he tends to fall into a softer disposition, leaning into touch and noticeably happier. Humans rarely have the capacity to hurt him.

Sapnap and Punz would 100 percent help and support Dream if he asked, but Dream would Rather Die than burden the first people who have been nice to him with his problems. Originally summoned by Sapnap who got his tab off the internet ("hey Punz I'm going to try to summon a demon lol") they mostly summon him to play Mario Kart

Dream usually feeds off of positive sexual energy, but their affection for him also is something he can eat, so he's no longer starving, just a bit underfed. His coat isn't as shiny as it could be, he looks a bit muted compared to other succubi. Sam is extremely emotionally attached to Dream, so by the time they actually have a relationship, Dream is significantly healthier from feeding off Sam's adoration Dream enters a room where Sam is and is instantly satiated because Sam has Spotted Him

His Dream is Here !!!!!!

Sometimes all your problems are solved by the fact that your love interest is absolutely deranged

It can also create More Problems but listen it's fine

Also, like, it's never to say that a platonic relationship wouldn't also give a lot to Dream, it's just that Sam's insane. If he had been insane Platonically Dream still would be satiated because it's not about whether the feelings are Romantic or Platonic, it's about the intensity and consistency. Sapnap and Punz love Dream very much. They just don't have whatever the fuck is going on with Sam over there.

Sam had sex with Dream Once (1) and decided he was going to dedicate his entire life to making this demonic being happy by any means necessary, against literally everything he was ever taught by his church

Also, consider. Dream is on top of Sam playfully teasing him, telling him he looks so pretty, stroking his cock, and Sam cheeks are so flushed, but he gets distracted by Dream's tail because it keep doing a slow wag, so obviously he has to grab it and give it a little tug. Dream squeaks and moans and his head falls forward into Sam's shoulder and Sam feels his entire face heat up because Oh. He liked that.

Also Dream is Tall and he rests his chin on Sam's head and Sam feels so, so safe. But he stresses and frets because Dream is so tall he's probably never gotten to experience that feeling!!!! What if he's never felt safe!!!! (He hasn't, not ever, but not for the reasons Sam is thinking of)

So Sam tries very hard to find ways to be Tall so he can successfully Make Dream Safe. He stands on chairs and sits on tables and nearly breaks an ankle wearing high heels for the first time, and Dream giggles at him, but Sam is going to do it!!!! He's going to make Dream feel good, as good as he makes Sam feel.

Sam isn't aware of Dreams ostracized nature in the demon realm, so he doesn't know why Dream sometimes comes to him distant and emptier (because Sam still has work and school and can't summon Dream with him every day no matter how much he Wants to) so he Frets and Worries and lifts Dream up, distressed that despite Dreams size he seems to as light as a feather, and tucks him into Sam's bed, presses down and snuggles on top of him, because surely if Sam just lays on him he can make Dream whole again

There are enchantments you can make, like for the cuffs, that will let Dream stay as long as he has it on his person, and Sam has it specially made on a ring when he finds out, prepares a whole day of fun things to Prove to Dream that if he stays by his side forever it'll be good, he promises.

He begs for it as he fucks Dream. Stay, stay stay stay as he holds him down and thrusts quick and hard. Dreams pupils are already hearts, long since having been satiated. He still meets every single one of Sam's thrusts, yes Sam, I will, I'll stay, yes, I'll stay Sam

Sam watches Dream put the ring around his finger and thinks husband with a fierce intensity that makes Dream shiver from the lustlovecare emotions behind it

(Dream can play Mario Kart with his friends all the time, now. He doesn't have to live in a place where everyone hates him, where people want him dead. He can wake up in the arms of someone he likes and explore a softer world and be loved everyday.)

Dream slowly falls in love with gentle affection and earnest rambling and the zoomiest man he's ever met

Sam comes home to takeout and kisses because Dream still doesn't really understand the concept of Physical Food but he knows Sam likes the noodles so he should definitely order some, for his Sammy

Other men flirt with Dream, of course. Dream is so pretty and his outfits are always revealing (except when he wears Sam's clothes, big shirts that he sleeps in that make Sam feel soft and possessive) so it's no surprise when they take little walks in the park or go to a coffee shop that Dream feels their lust, opens his mouth to taste the hint of a meal.

And Sam is smoke and embers because they approach him and flirt and touch him without permission, expecting him to be an easy fuck because they know what he is. How dare they. He's seething and he's jealous because he knows Dream is feeding off them, even when they don't deserve to be in Dream's mouth. That privilege was for Sam to have.

And Dream is a demon, so when he says no and people get pushy it's easy to float away, push them back with a flick of a finger, but Sam still bears down on him afterwards like he expects Dream to be injured, fussing with roaming hands up and down until he's sure that their touch hasn't wounded him. And then the angerjealousyneed sets in and he's dragging Dream home to cuff him and fill him up until forgets about what those other men fed him. Sam can give him so much more.

Sam will fill both holes with a toy and jerk him off until Dream is shrieking, keep the cuffs tied above his head so he can't stop Sam from playing with his nipples or biting his neck.

He's got a prostate massager in Dreams ass, and he turns it on high because he knows Dream likes being overstimulated, just like Dream knows Sam likes being the cause of it. Slick is dripping from his slit, and Sam is torn between leaving the dildo in and pumping it fast or taking it out and sliding inside Dream himself.

But he has to choose the latter, he has to, because Dream is crying out and spreading his legs, Sam please- so Sam pours a generous amount of lube over his cock (hurting Dream is a sin, he would never forgive himself if-) and replacing the dildo.

"Thank you, thank you Sammy" Dream sobs, trying to bring his hands down, so Sam unhooks them from the ceiling and Dream wraps himself entirely around Sam. His heel digs into Sam's tailbone, trying to get Sam's cock as deep as he can. "I need you, please- I can't come without you-"

And Sam jolts, a live wire of carmine lust, and he thrusts so hard the headboard smacks the wall.

"Say it again," He demands, but it lacks authority. He's needs it. He needs to know that Dream wouldn't leave. His eyes get hot and misty thinking about how good Dream is, and how Dream could do so much better than Sam, who has so many things wrong with him-

"Tell me again," He begs wetly. The cloudiness in Dreams eyes clearly a little, and he cups Sam's cheeks and presses their foreheads together.

"Please fuck me, Sammy." He murmurs. "You're all I want. No one else. My heart won't be full without you."

"I love you," Sam hiccups, crying because he can't help it. He grinds his cock a little, knocking the wind out of Dream. "I love you."

And Dream hesitates, vulnerability and fear flashing across his face, but Sam knows, Sam understands. He crowds Dream, shields him with his arms and blocks him out from the rest of the world, so no one will hear him and take advantage of him like they used to for experiencing love.

"I love you." He whispers with aching fragility, and the wave of Sam's adoration on his tongue makes him gasp.

Sam wastes no time after that, tugging the prostate massager out so he can focus only on watching his cock enter Dream each time their hips meet. He loves Dream so much, he does, and he knows that Dream can feel it by the way his head rolls back and the choked noises spilling out of him.

Sam's necklace dangles from its chain, slapping again his skin with every thrust, and Dream's tail wraps around Sam's bicep, keeping Sam close to him

Something something the Best Most Goodest Precious Person in Sam's world is the epitome of sin and lust and Sam should be disgusted by him, should turn away and be Pure, but he's a boy who loves boys, who loves this boy, who so desperately wants to be good and is struggling to figure out what it means to be good

Because he was taught that his very existence is Bad, but they're wrong, his friends said so, so what else is wrong? Where does he draw the line? What is he supposed to think?

Men are Supposed To Be this way (except Sam isn't he never has been and he always thought that made him The Worst but maybe he isnt??? But he Doesn't Know It's All So Stressful)

And of course when Punz came out to him pretending they weren't nervous with hands in their pockets and a defiant chin tilt but scared eyes Sam would have never thought badly of them, never ever, Punz was perfect just the way they were. And when he met Sapnap he never would have thought badly of him for wanting to kiss George, and Hannah and Tina are wonderful together in every way. It's Just Sam Who's Bad And Different. Because. Because he is.

And when he finds out about Dream's life, his loneliness, he tries so hard to tuck Dream under his chin. He pulls them both under the blankets to hide them from the rest of the world. Dream only deserved good things, like pastries and laughter and good textures that didn't make his skin itch. And Sam was never good enough but he would Try Everything to be good enough for the person who deserved it the most

[werebutch]

Haiii teddy ^__^ how is it going =3 !!! I watched the solar eclipse here is my picsss

Ok kind of buttcheeks but u get the idea. We're gonna be moving soon (again) but the house will probably be in me and my best friends names :D because legal stuff and credit...heh. but still a house with my name on it sounds really nice. And pets!! Nobody telling us what we can and can't do. Hopefully it works out that way.

How are the big things in yr life going ^_^ I hope it is well....!!! I also love the bear shirt when I was snooping I think it's su cute LOL

Bex this is like the best news ever making me smile behind my screen right now. ILYSM u deserve this and so much more. So happy for you thats awesome and i hope everything works out like it should.. <3333

i just got back from watching the eclipse at my school! I didnt get any pictures but it was a huge gathering with food and music and stuff it was very nice. Kids and dogs running around too very cute. Afterwards my sisters friend who knows practically everyone in the entire world introduced us to two brony girls (pegasisters..LMFAOOO) and got their insta and talked for a while. So im very happy with that cause they’re really nice. And even if its just for today im so glad i got to talk to a bunch of people 😸 then a bunch of us went to get smoothies..! Today is making me feel like a real person again i wont lie. LMFAOOO <3

Not too many big things going on.. Lately my life has been pretty boring i wont lie im just very exhausted a lot of the time. Now that its a little warmer and sunny these days though im more motivated to go outside to my usual spots and engage in my outside hobbies. I still feel very anxious lately about genuinely every little thing but im getting there and i know it’ll pass ^__^ on Saturday we went to a (new!!!) huge antique store (need to take u there…very fun stuff..) and i spent a lot of money.. i figured i usually buy nothing anywhere so id treat myself. MY BEAR SHIRT.. ill post my haul when i get home.. IT WAS A LOT OF FUN!!!! After we went to an Indian buffet it was very good i tried goat for the first time. ^__^ and they had mango ice cream… ummy..<3

I’m so excited for the concert.. i have to do my homework though i dont know too many hail the sun songs.. im in a mood right now im just like…ahhhh……^__^ you mentioned pets.. if you could get a pet right now what would it be ?! I’m curious

[raven]

i feel like the tipping culture in my country might be different than in yours so i have a question (in good faith, i hope it comes across this way): why does tipping seem to be “reserved” only for waiters? why isn’t tipping for example cashiers a thing?

yeah im not super in the know on why tippong originated but heres my perspective as someone whos worked counter service cashier jobs and food retail and as a server

tipping is not reserved for waiters it's for people in the food industry, including cashiers, baristas, delivery drivers, etc (& support staff at restaurants get tipped out too) as well as for people giving services like hair dressers, masseuses, tattoo artists, taxi drivers, etc. like many people (stupid) wont tip cashiers and many places (fast food) wont let you tip their cashiers (they do get paid regular minimum wage though, while server minimum wage is 2.35 but it's weird to me to not allow tips). I always tip on to go orders bc the workers are doing the same amount; my restaurant doesnt have to go orders really but my old one did and tips on to go went straight to the support staff. but basically, its just how it is. why not tip retail? thats just not how it is. I dont know. Sorry. I havent really worked retail (i worked food retail and didnt get tips, but people would sneak me cash since i was doing some barista stuff) but it's kind of just that you are less in control of a customer's experience, generally. Like if you get your bra size measured, would you tip the person who did it? Idk. I'll have to check this out when i get my size measured soon. Idk, i try to tip as much as possible lol. Cashier, barista, etc. i buy something for $5 leave a $5 tip because it feels bad to leave just a dollar or two... theres also a retail store that allows tips at checkout and idk what it really goes to but i tip every time, i guess i could ask. and there's other services you tip for like hairdressers or masseuses or tattoo artists or taxi drivers like i mentioned before. at least thats just how i and others do it. because these people spend time, even several hours with you helping you and are probably not paid enough is my guess. (definitely taxi drivers are not paid enough especially if its uber/lyft...) Do you tip car repair? I need to get my car repaired, I'll look into it...

For why servers are prioritized in conversation: The bottom line is that it has been ingrained into american culture down to LAW that servers get paid less because they get tips. love it or hate it, by not giving tips you are not showing you disagree with a system, you are just fucking over a worker. You still spent the money at my restaurant, it will stay open. Many servers are also against passing laws to invoke minimum wages to lessen tipping because they would be paid way less, and i cant blame them. Like, my restaurant cant afford to pay me $60/hr. I got paid $60/hr tonight. I felt like i was going to die, but i would feel the same way if i was getting paid minimum wage by my employer, and i would be getting 1/4 that amount. Like serving simply isnt really worth it as a job because of the toll it takes on your mind and body to deal with customers, stand on your feet all day, carry heavy plates, clean the restaurant, etc, if we are not getting lots of money. At least for me since im disabled and killing myself with this job lol. But i have no college education and i LOVE feeding people good food! (I've also worked counter service not fast food, complicated , we did a lot of takeout, i mostly cashiered, never got a ton of tips, it was definitely much easier than being a full server in a full service restaurant. you should still tip people there thoughh)

[tonberry-yoda]

Hello again. It’s me 🌻 how are you? How is your weekend going?

I‘d really cuddle up with Yaku Morisuke rn. Could you do the fluff alphabet with him for AFTERCARE? I think he deserves being taken care of, after being a Mom for everyone all the time.

oh my goodness hello sunflower anon! my weekend is going great! i hope yours is good as well! this is a super cute idea! i really hope i did it well, i dont know all that much about Yaku so i had to do some refreshing lmao. i wanted to write this last night when you submitted it but i was just getting into bed, so that's my bad lol. hope you enjoy lovely!! <3333

Fluff Alphabet with Yaku (A F T E R C A R E)

Pairing - Yaku x reader

Warnings - none!

Notes - thank you so much 🌻 anon!!! i love your little ideas and i love a good fluff alphabet to get me motivated to write! i hope you enjoy this and have a lovely day!!! <3

And don’t forget REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!! So, if you want to request any writing, don’t hesitate to ask. Please read my pinned post before requesting though. Have a good day/night and please stay hydrated!! <333

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

he would love it when you come to practice and he would try to do the same for activities you love

study time is a must for you too so you would always choose somewhere like a cafe or a bookstore or even just an empty field

he likes to have as much alone time with you as possible, so it's always little remote areas to hang out with him at

also i just think he would love hand holding, so expect that anytime you hang out or go on a date

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

communication is key for this sweetheart

if you too ever fight, he would distance himself from you for a while just to get his thoughts in place

once you're both ready, you talk

he would forgive you pretty easily unless the argument was bad

but other than that, he would just understand your side of the argument and then let you listen to his, just communicating how you both feel

even if he doesnt agree with your side doesnt mean that he wont listen to you or forgive you, you just might have to take the time to understand each other better

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

he is a busy student and so are you

he loves a good routine

until summertime

when its summer, yall will try out some crazy fun stuff

going to places and riding rollercoasters, eating new food, going to Tokyo, etc

during the school year though, he needs a routine, not only for volleyball but for school as well

expect a lot of study dates and nothing too crazy until your next vacation from school

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

i dont know tbh

i think it switches

i think you're both pretty equal thinking for ones self, but also worrying about each other

you both take time to plan dates and whenever it comes to paying, you usually split the bill

i dont think one is more dominant over the other, but i do think he gets worried about you often, so sometimes he'll take that leader momma role when he is worried about you lol

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

he is super romantic

he loves kisses and hand holding and CUDDLES

this man is all over cuddles

i think he can be pretty cliche buying you flowers and dinner and a stuffy

he loves to do whatever he can to make you happy, buying your favorite snack or something that you liked in a store, but didnt buy for yourself

also if you visit him during practice he will randomly run up to you halfway through and smother you with kisses before continuing practice

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

this man will bring you whatever you need

water, a stuffed animal, some food, a backrub, whatever you need, he's got it

if you call him in a panicked state he will slow you down telling you to breathe and then ask what you need, bringing it to you in 15 minutes or less

if you're crying, he will let you sink into his arms and he will whisper sweet nothings into your ears until you are ready to talk

he will never rush you when you are in this sort of state, that would just make things worse

he will wait until you are ready and in the meantime try to get you to drink some water

will usually let you talk it out over some cuddles

[leofleur]

Bobs Burgers 20 years later

Gene is a music producer. A small EDM artists, who joins festivals and raves from time to time. Gene Q is his artist name, because he still is a cutiepie with a dad bod, who looks a lot like young Bob without a moustache. Gene tried to grow one just like his dad, but it became itchy and didnt feel well enough on his face to keep it. There was no connection there you know? Tina took over the restaurant and now she is battling with the Junior Jimmy Pesto. He broke her heart a long time ago and the war of roses began. In her rage she turnt over the restaurant, made a complete make over with a great marketing campaign. A lot of hipsters and vegans are part of the Bobs Burgers Culture and they are doing really well. But an italian place like Jimmy Pesto lives from tradition and history. They didnt need marketing. Jocelyn started to waitress at Tinas Burgerplace and a redhaired hippie girl named Rose. Rose was secretly inlove with Tina and Jocelyn. Because she loves every female being she meets and is nice to her. Zeke only came around Jimmys place for a drink after work and to have some bromance time.

Louise went to college, made some fun mind opening experiences with LSD and became one with herself. She only get into villain mode for the right enemy. For example: when Jimmy Pesto broke her sisters heart, she hacked his computer and posted nudes of himself on his social media platforms. She works as an cybersecurity expert for a small start up. She owns her own apartment in the same city, but is mainly at her parents place or at Logans place. They are in a longterm relationship for 5 years now and they still joke about it and call themselves friends who like to live together. When they talk about each other they are really sweet, but they get easily into any argument. 

Bob and Linda dont have to work that much any more. They get to do more couple stuff and to take care of Tina, while Tina takes care of the finances and the business. They now made enough money to buy the store next door too. So she had her own apartment and more seats for the restaurant.

Imagine a "Mr RobotxBobs Burgers" crossover or a hot spicy romance scene between Jimmy and Tina. Also Gene Q always being hit on by cute rave ppl and not knowing how to handle that, because he is in love with an older lady at his favourite coffee place. She laughs at his jokes and always brings him an extra cookie, while he is working on his beats. I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS GOD DAMN IT! What do you think!? I need motivation and also would love to read your ideas too! hihi <3

[silvernevermind]

mine hourly comics!!! i had a lot of fun doing em i hope you like ^_^ i know this pics here are a bit shite but i plan to clean these up with a pen later

transcription of all text in image description/below cut!

-cohost.com / oh shit its hourly comic -hey i could do that! -aw fuck! / has already been awake 4 hours 4:10

-hey can i buy a custom fetish video? / yeah of course! what do you want in the vid? -fuck yes i love money! -custom video you are a pure piggy addicted to smelly sauces. 1- you need a jar of mayo spilled mayo on…" 5:00

-where is this last person? / me playing fortnite -the circle is the size of a pea… -literally a foot away / bang bang / (still won btw) 6:40

-lalalala / (dipped donuts in coffee 4 the first time yesterday and going to get more) -lalalala -wehhhhh / (donuts missing) 7:05

-today i will learn a good method of pirating kindle books -(learning IRC chat stuff) / (it was kinda scary…) -YAY!!! / douglas adams / dont panic 8:20

-animal crossing! nooks store opened! heres todays items / baby bear -shortcake shirt -twig parasol / (the only item i didnt buy) 9:20

-ive been craying spicy ramen a lot recently… -im in an online class as i draw this… / (anthropology class) -(crying cause spicy) / but as soon as class ends im eating mine ramen!!! 10:40

-i dont USUALLY like spicy instant ramen -so since i started craving it, ive been trying new ramen brands -todays was so yucky i tossed it out / bleh! / and made another that i liked 11:40

-my sleep patterns suck -usually i take 2-3 short naps a day / and when i nap is always shifting -anyways, its time for bed! / zzz 12:00

-i had a dream about Law one piece / Beppo is here too -i was debating with someone if he would kill me -now that im awake, i think he would NOT kill me cause im so nice and cute <3 / "nice nice devil fruit" 19:20

-i feel like all the hourly comics ive seen have pretty detailed scenes / wow! -empty space / i guess thats just not where my focus goes when drawing -heres my bedroom to make up for that 20:10

-joined call with friends -they have no clue im drawing this! / BITCH! -theyll find out soon though! / END 21:50

[zoeythebee]

MY NEXT GAME

Hi, so I'm postponing my previous platformer because I'm tired of thinking about physics.

So I want to make a farming game.

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, I dont like Stardew Valley. It's not a bad game, but when it comes to farming games, it's not my cup of tea.

I feel like what most people are looking for in their farming games is more of a life sim type game, which to be fair Harvest Moon has been since the start.

But my favorite farming sim game is Harvest Moon for the Gameboy Color. I played it via the virtual console on the 3ds and I loved it.

First off the limited hardware meant they had to cut a lot of stuff. They managed to still include marriage and children, but I never worked out how to interact with those mechanics. And I didnt need to because I was too busy FARMIIIIING.

Harvest Moon for the GBC was the fundamental farming mechanics distilled down, and it's all you did.

Also in this harvest moon game, the shipping guy who buys your stuff showes up at 5pm. About 3/4ths the way through the day.

Meaning when your crops were done growing you had to HUSTLE to get them put into the shipping box inorder to maximize your profit, and the ammount of crops you can grow the next day.

And that rush of getting your crops put away was incredible fun. Fast paced action to cap off a long stretch of repetitive, yet satisfying, gameplay

So many farming games try to make the planting and growing process easier, by making you able to walk on plants or with sprinklers and stuff. But I want the opposite. I want my game to be all about space and time management.

First off I am thinking of having the delivery guy pickup crops twice or maybe once a week. Forcing you to plan ahead, or store them somewhere.

I also want everything to be done one at a time. Harvesting, watering, etc. In HM GBC you could only hold one item at a time, causing you to run back and forth between your crops and the shipping box. I kinda liked this because it meant you had to layout your farm in such a way that allowed you to move through it efficiently.

Something I want to introduce is CRATES which can hold 8 items of the same type. And they have to be pushed around, kinda like sokoban boxes. I might toy with this a little, maybe allow you to pull them as well. This will make it so you have to be clever with your farm and storage layouts. And to minimize you running back and forward between the farm and the shipping box.

And instead of a shipping box I want an area you can place down crates. And possibly stack them? Again I want to force the player to be clever with how they store their goods. My biggest issue with this is I dont want to limit the ammount of produce you can sell. If you get your shit to the delivery spot in time you get your money.

On top of that I have ideas for crops that require certain configurations inorder to grow. Special soil types that promote the growth of certain crops and harms others. Machines that process crops into higher value products, but take up a lot of space. Maybe special orders to challenge you to grow a certain amount of crops in a period of time.

I gots ideas basically. Right now I've got a video in the works breaking down my progress so far. Super early technical stuff. Expect it soon!

All in all I'm excited to dive into this project. And we'll see what happens, if things go well I may finish it. If not I'll postpone it and work on ThreeEye again.

And as for the tech I'm using, I'm working in C again. Currently I'm using SDL but I may swap the graphics out with Sokol or BGFX in the future.

[plainemmanem]

JULY SO HES A CANCER LIKE ME !!! itd be rly sad if his birthday was july 4 so he never got to celebrate with his parents since they'd like. go on a trip w/o him but on a more honest note. he does rly seem like a cancer, a lot of what he does/how he acts (like the maternal side) is definitely vry similar to myself & all the cancers i personally know

YEAH i mean yeah you’re so right he really does scream cancer

plus, i can see you guys having a full week birthday event for him to distract him from the fact that his parents don’t really celebrate:(

there’s a full day with the kids and they take him everywhere around town and buy him lunch (they all pitch in) and you all have a movie night at his house

and robin covers for him at FV so he doesn’t have to go into work :) and you and him have a little day trip to the cataract falls and you stay at a fancy hotel and the whole time he can’t stop looking over at you and thinking about how much he loves you and LEGITIMATELY wants to marry you. he keeps saying stuff like “you don’t have to do all this” and “you really didnt have to put this together” and it hurts your heart how little he’s been spoiled and taken care of :(( you definitely make up for it though;) you guys have breakfast in bed and wake up late and just kind of drive around and relax together and it’s very causal and fun and steve loves it so much. you stop at random little antique shops and quirky stores along the road and you get a ton of souvenirs you definitely don’t need but you really wanna spoil him<3

there’s a day when you take him out to a fancy dinner and you guys get all dressed up and he wears a nice suit and does his hair up, he looks so cute in the mirror getting ready🥹🥹and you guys have a fancy night and go out somewhere random like ice cream after. he drapes his coat around you and holds your hand the whole time and you guys talk about the most random things. you guys could honestly watch paint dry together and have a good time.

there’s DEFINITELY a day where you guys just don’t get out of bed and you just lay around all day, you wearing his boxers and him going shirtless and his hair is a mess and he’s wearing his dad socks while he’s cooking eggs on the stove WAH it’s so domestic and blissful<3 he says i love you about a hundred times that day, he feels so mushy and sentimental:’)

i feel like you guys go to a concert he’s been wanting to go to and it’s so fun and he’s just having the best time. it truly is what he deserves. and he’s standing behind you the whole time, arms around your waist, swaying you to the music and singing softly in your ear teasingly and kissing your neck and constantly thanking you for doing all this for him. he is so boyfriend it hurts actually:/

[pi-kin-ic]

buy pack for a white dragon satyr with stim toys / trinkets and accessories !! prefrences for patchouli , white stones liek howlite , and ruins

🤍 ⚪️ 🤍 / ⚪️ 🤍 ⚪️ / 🤍 ⚪️ 🤍

HI i usually add extras + notes wen i answer the submitted ask but i really didnt want you to miss it !! i wanted to elaborate :

tha ruin models i figured you could use to display trinkets and figures and stuff , on your desk or on your shelf or such !! sort of liek this thing i have in a corner of mine ( i know i need to dust dont roast me 🙏 )

theres a TON out there and i wasnt sure what would fit best for your space , whatever would work best for whatever set up you have . so i encourage you to look around , theres TONS of ruin sets !! heres some i almost included instead

theres also lots of dragon eggs , i included the one above specifically because theres an option to have just the egg , where a lot come with little dragons . reviewers say theyre stimmy but i also thought it would be a good place to store things ( trinkets , money / candy stash , etc )

here are also two other sand boxes i almost included !! one might work better 4 u :o)

i thought these were really cool as a smoke element but im not sure they would fly beacuse of your dorm rules / restrictions ówò

and the patchouli roll on also comes in a spray !!

i hope you enjoy !! 💕

[winderlylandchime]

Hello, how are you today? I am coming here with a story about my brother from today, the second it happened I thought of you guys. For context: my neighbor is throwing a Halloween party today and of course my brother waited till today to find a costume. And yours truly (by that I mean my brother) has decided that he will go dressed as….Brian Kinney, that’s right. Is anyone even surprised? But he couldn’t decide what outfit to wear. So he picked between a black tank top and jeans (but it was too basic so no), jeans with a fun button up and a leather jacket (his inspo was when Brian got arrested) or a suit because duh. However he didnt have any clothes for it so he forced me to take him to a thrift store this morning. He did find a black suit, black button up and a nice red tie BUT when we were almost out the door he saw a white scarf (just a normal one not a silk one unfortunately) and he went back and bought it because that was a ‘sign to be Brian at prom’ (minus the tie, that got forgotten the second he saw a scarf). Then we went to another store to check it out because he wanted to have another look since he wants to do costume changes. That’s were I remembered I can’t take him with me in public. First of: the plan was to try and find a leather jacket but sadly he didn’t find any, however while i was browsing, i heared him call me and i go to find him and he’s holding a robe up. It’s like a “silk” black robe. And he goes ‘THIS IS IT! This is my costume change’ and I’m staring at him in confusion bc huh? And he goes, ‘wait here’ and runs off to some shelves and comes back with a mug and goes ‘imagine this is a coffee pot’ and then he puts the robe on and in a bad acting does a Brian impression and goes ‘fuck groups’ *looks at me and since im silently confused (it took me a second, forgive me) he very annoyed goes* you’re supposed to say “i thought you did” (i repeat it) and he goes ‘occasionally but its by invitation only’ and then he goes ‘THIS IS MY SECOND COSTUME. Im gonna look fabulous’ And then it happened: we were browsing around the store just to pass the time and we were separated! I need this to be on the record! We were NOT together when this happened otherwise it wouldn’t have happened. Out of nowhere through the speakers i hear an announcement ‘(his name) to register 3, i repeat (his name) to register 3’ and im confused because what did he do now? So i go to register 3 and see people waiting in line and my brother BEHIND THE REGISTER! And he spots me and just kind of shrugs and looks at the people and then completely unfazed goes ‘my apologies but I just started so give me a sec’ and he is trying to figure out what to do (you know how you wave your hands around a hot stove to try and touch it to check if its hot? That was him trying to figure out how anything there works) and im rushing towards him to stop him CAUSE DUH!! But I’m a bit away and there’s people in the way so it’s taking me longer than id like. And then a guy in a vest pops up before me and he looks at my brother and goes ‘what are you doing?’ And he goes ‘they told me to go to register 3, so here I am. What about you?’ and the guy looks at him like he’s dumb and he points to his name tag that shows they have the same name and my brother does the finger guns at him and goes ‘oooookay that makes A LOT more sense, my bad man.’ And then just casually goes to the back of the line to buy his stuff. AND IM MORTIFIED! And when we got to the front he waved and went ‘me again, you’re much better at this than i was’ and somehow by the end they were friends. I kept apologizing to the guy and he was like ‘no worries, i mean this is a first but it’s funny so don’t worry’ INSANE BEHAVIOR!

Anyway, his plan for today is to go to the party in a robe with a coffee pot bc he’s Brian Kinney when he just woke up and then disappear and make a big entrance in a suit with a white scarf bc he’s Brian Kinney at prom. And when I pointed out that no one will know his costumes, he, in a very shocked but nice way went ‘but…i thought all your friends are gay?’ That did make me laugh ngl. I’ll let you know how it went.

Oh my god. This is too funny.

He’s dressing up as a character from a 20 year old TV show that most people aren’t familiar with and he’s doing costume changes! I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to get you to dress up like Justin 😂

Ngl. The silk robe plus coffee carafe is inspired.

And then he just starts working at the thrift store? No questions asked. They paged me so I went. Certified iconic but also insane behavior.

Happy Halloween to you & your brother! 🎃👻

[ashtraysystem]

why does my dad do this?

he'll tell one person to do a thing, and then another person to do the same thing, so then its just a buncha conflicting nonsense! i get he's anxious but you can't tell two people separately they are in charge of something.

he wanted me to figure out meals and groceries/buying ingredients for said meals (something i never do and frankly dont know how to do to his liking because he's so goddamn specific about everything). I told him as much, he insisted i do it so i said "fine whatever" and went to talk to mom to figure it out bc shes smart as heck and would know what to do. turns out, he already asked her to be in charge of it.

like, dude, trust her?? trust that she has it taken care of?? even if its not in the timely way you want things done?? like, everyone in this household has a different way of doing things, and one of the biggest reasons it doesnt get done is bc of how goddamn specific things are. like, get the wrong type of noodles and you are yelled at kind of specific. hence why i didnt wanna deal with it, bc personally i would buy whatever! i would go to the store and actually purchase things off a specific list! not get random bs delivered all the time. we spend more money on groceries than we ever used to, and thats a fuckin lot when it comes to a 6 person household. when we did groceries it was probably ~$350 a month. now with ordering its probably upwards of $1,000 a month from what i can tell. and dad constantly asks us what groceries we need as if we dont have access to the app to add stuff ourselves, but then gets mad when we add things he would never willingly buy for us despite the fact that its shit we actually fucking eat.

didnt mean for this to turn into a huge rant. my dad is just. infuriating at times.