#the target audience for this post is Me

[lightbulb-warning]

i am not immune to my own brainrot

[kaunisbaby]

aleksi doing This(tm) with his lips when he talks, a masterpost:

[triple-to-stag]

jade’s leo is serving neon blue team Russia 2013-2016 quad realness

[rosemiyas]

Shidou headcanons!!!

He’s a really early morning person. He’s up by 5 and in bed by 8

When his hair is down and his eyeliner is missing he’s not as chaotic and more like a grumpy wet cat

Says rawr and :3 in texts

His eyelashes fall into his eyes all the time

Dyed his own hair and is currently learning bai to become a hair stylist

Gets all A’s in school the main problem is his attitude

Avid reader of shoujo manga

[florenzzis]

Nothing in the world is mine for free

But my love, mine, all mine, all mine

[allgremlinart]

omg guys SO SORRY this update was so long in the making ;w; life got crazy lol.. Magwitch was really fun to write tho lol XD anyway I WAS planning on making this hurt/no comfort but... you all feel so bad for Pip maybe I'll edit some of my final chapters...

And thats my impression of if Charles Dickens added ao3 style author's notes whenever he published his periodical novels

[cadavaris]

There is no corner of my heart that I would not give for helplessly lovesick tops who would not hesitate to both worship their partners like gods on the alter and crush them under their heel.

[the-melancholy-heart]

Persephone: you fainted, do you remember anything?

Diana: only the ambulance ride

Persephone: there wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you

Diana: but I heard a siren?

Persephone: that was Jax

Jax: sorry I got nervous

[kron05]

[maddy-ferguson]

the category is luke and lorelai + The Big Damn Kiss and i must say i like the one in so... good talk way better than their very first one in raincoats and recipes. i don't like the argument/bickering match they have right before their first kiss because while yes it's very them i just don't like how entitled luke comes off ("at the inn that i invested in" i really hate that) and i find the whole will you just stand still thing awkward. their getting back together kiss at the end of so... good talk though...the man that got away from a star is born 1954 playing in the background...it's so good

[the-laws-of-physics-were-harmed]

I think more trans people need to have names that sound like Skulduggery Pleasant characters.

[deathon1leg]

do you ever get the feeling the writers are trying to prove a point by making m*leven as incompatible and unhealthy as possible ? like they’re trying to demonstrate something about media literacy across audiences or smth? because somehow the majority of the GA thinks they should/will be endgame despite the show making their issues progressively more obvious throughout

like part of me is expecting some sort of “gotcha!” moment around s5 that explicitly provokes people to question why they thought anything about m*leven’s relationship was okay in the first place

[whimlen]

rip virginia woolf you would’ve loved connie converse

[genshinmaburp]

I just think that Genshin Impacts Arataki Itto and One piece’s Franky would be besties or complete enemies. Put them in a room together it would go so well I promise.

Itto would probably at first get cheesed that another buff half naked guy exists and pick a fight and either Franky would get really annoyed or see him as cool bc he has horns and then show his robot things

[bongsavior]

ok yea sure

[buggo-buggo]

the mayor of oslo looks like she would fit right in with the nisse family from Snekker Andersen. she looks... quaint??