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athina-blaine · 9 months

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while watching nimona, my friends and I got into a huge argument about how they could have scottie terriers with no scotland and jazz with no harlem renaissance so now I too just like to drop explicit references to real world things in my fic that have 0% justification being there in the first place and i feel like the funniest mfer alive

#current kill count:#italian food #rube goldberg #boomers #the universal constants #actually obsessed with the worldbuilding in the nimona movie #idk how it is in the webcomic #but ive been having a time working out how an industrial city that size is able to keep itself fed #with no international relationships and thus no imports #yet with no visible dedicated space for farming or livestock #future tech you might say? made all in house with no global exchange of ideas or technology??#where'd you mine the metals for that big fuck off canon of yours huh director??#short answer is it doesn't work #long answer is #im inclined towards a lil bit of north korean style propagandist isolationism and a lil bit of 18th century dutch mercantilism #digging into this with the enthusiasm of a dog with her chew toy #stay tuned #he who controls the canals controls the universe

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faygos · 4 months

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lofaf davejade

#davejade #dave strider #jade harley #homestuck #whomstve #classic homestuck #i think striders being attracted to harlishes is a cross-universal constant. it happens by law. like gravity

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kittykatninja321 · 8 months

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Biggest pet peeve in fics that write a remix of Jason and Bruce meeting is when they make Jason super timid and afraid of Bruce. Girl Jason did not hesitate for a second with that tire iron:

#He was bout that action. Like that’s his first slay don’t take that away from him #To me Jason hitting Bruce in their first meeting should be a universal constant idc what the situation is #those fics also leave out the Ma Gunn thing which was his second slay #Jason Todd #dc

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vaguely-concerned · 6 months

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when obi-wan said 'I won't kill anakin' and then spent the entire rest of his life following through on that. fuck everyone else obi-wan I respect you yoda should've taken you at your fucking word

'boohoo why did he walk away and not kill anakin this time either even with all the suffering he'll go on to cause if he lets him go' he's told you why very clearly you just didn't believe him I guess!! desperately not killing anakin is obi-wan's main export. it's his universal constant, his life's work, his magnum opus. he gets creative about not killing that guy. he tries to send anakin's teenage twink son to do the job for him because he simply can't. he fucking... peaces out and dies to avoid killing anakin. that's like his whole deal. whether he's right to be like this is another entirely separate conversation but it is what he is

#also it's a prequel and I think we would have noticed if obi-wan killed vader before luke even met him lol #star wars #obi wan kenobi #if anything it's a thrill to me that he had the chance again and. didn't do it. like I said universal constant #'What if I simply. didn't'. and then he didn't. and was sad about it forever. it's the good stuff #this is entirely performative indignation btw I am not vagueblogging at anyone I'm just waxing histrionic for fun lol

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brucewaynehater101 · 2 months

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The damage constantly being tested by Batman must've fucked Tim up. How often does small gestures, such as Bruce adding an extra spoonful of sugar, cause Tim to spend a significant amount of time analyzing for clues?

It would be exhausting to constantly monitor Batman and his demeanor

#dc comics #dc universe #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #tim drake angst #constant vigilance is not healthy but what can you do when it's what keeps you alive

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dykealloy · 3 months

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whatever. fem law be upon ye

#guards! hit that man with the forced feminization beam #tumblr didn't upload the full clip the first time i tried but anyway #uploading. just for me.#this is a big lesbian moment for ikkaku as well <3 good for her #''im less strong than usual'' is a big L but understandable given the rib and organ removal required for hourglass transformation???#nice to know that flat ass law is a universal constant though #same VA is also a massive W #low husky voice for fem law confirmed <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 imma pass out #one piece #trafalgar law #fem law #one piece spoilers

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nubs-mbee · 4 months

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It’s not ALL bad

#living in a computer has its perks #miku is a universal constant #doodle #tmagp #tmagp spoilers

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helsensm · 3 months

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farm boys Valentine's Days 💗

+ close up on the last one

#“but it's February. the trees are not bloo-” I DON'T CARE #WOE PETALS BE UPON YE #the universe was against me doing this piece #I wasn't planning to draw anything for valentine's #so the idea came up too late #then my new medications hit me like the bus hit Regina #I spent all day in constant state of almost passing out #and haven't done shіt 🥳#and today I got stuck at work because the door lock decided to break #my luck went to someone else this week #to anyone who read all these tags - thanks for coming to my ted talk #kung lao #raiden #mk raiden #railao #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #helsensm art

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astrhae · 10 months

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...maybe it's all part of a great big ineffable plan

#a LOT happened but #its the way the timing of their wings align #(conditional on tumblr loading this gifset right for you akdskdsk)#it's also the way that it's crowley who did the wing thing first #and when he did it the universe was so full of color and stars and fire #because there weren't any sides yet #and when it was later aziraphale who did it #the color is all black and whites because there's sides now #and it was rain and water falling on them #it's just the CONTRAST between the two scenes #but also the constant between them #which is. the two of them. next to each other #anyway i'm not done processing the first scene #how to i process the rest of it #good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #my edits #goodomensedit #tw flashing #ineffable husbands

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izzybluebell · 2 months

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i have known these dorks for almost the better half of my life and i'm still figuring out how i like to draw them.

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yourlocalabomination · 7 months

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Guys you don’t understand, they’re literally the epitome of the “He asked for no pickles” meme.

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itissadbutitsmy-life · 8 months

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remember when come along with me came out and we were all so sad because bmo was all alone. and now i guess the crew was like well, lets do that again. but worse and harder.

#at least last time other people were still alive?????#it was DEVASTATING that he was holed up on mount cragdor with all the belongings of his loved ones but at least people knew he existed #hitting the floor with my fists #adventure time #fionna and cake #o #'bmo alone' CANNOOTTTTT be a universal constant im NOT okay with that

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cactuslester · 4 months

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