it's actually incredible how tightly written the guy who didn't like musicals is. and how catchy the numbers are. and how funny it is. and how much paul emotionally devastates me
let's play the game, how many scarves (and one dressing gown) can jeremy brett fit on one small circular mirror in the most theatrical manner possible? it's 6! although i'm not convinced the ones slightly off camera actually stayed on...
men hate me, women are repulsed by the mere sight of me, I am a wanted man in over 50 countries, I'm banned from most public institutions, I have violated the geneva convention for no less than 13 times and my cheekbones were sculpted by the gods.
My god the suckening has stolen my fucking mind, I just said, outloud, audibly, to no one "I think I'm Viv core but definitely more Vex personality-wise"
Anyways shoutout to the Weylin twins, love those guys. 10/10 would get turned into a meature by them.
Okay SPEAKING of dropout shows being fun I'm SO excited for Never Stop Blowing Up I just watched the first ep and it's so incredibly up my alley oh my GOD
Heyy!! This is a great question I had to think about it, I just sorta had to go with my aroace gut was telling me. To me empathy gives me ace vibes but a hopeless romantic type(all the Psche group gives me slight ace vibes ngl). Also claiming vis calc as my aroace king, no reason other than he’s underrated and I like him :)
had a thought about my D&D party and how everyone goes about their grooming/self care routines and the end result is my new headcanon for elves in fantasy settings.
the reason why elves have long hair is because its a social status- not of good breeding or anything, but because braids and styles of braid indicate status.
are they married? are they in the military? are they single and looking to mingle? are they single and NOT looking to mingle? are they a noble? are they a baker?
a military man who is single will wear hair totally different from a man who is a baker and married.
anyway cute idea of the party's former military elf braiding a "married" braid into his crush's hair only to panic and want to unbraid it when they come to his home town.
"did you hear? while he was on leave he got married!"
"No, really? how do you know?"
"the teifling girl- look at her braids!"
"oh... my.... and he didn't invite his own mother!"
"Mother, its not what you think-"
"it looks like it! she is a lovely lady, very polite, if only i could have braided your hair! indeed who DID braid it for the ceremony?"
"no one, mother, listen-"
"YOU DIDN'T BRAID YOUR HAIR FOR YOUR OWN WEDDING???"
"Lady vantis, if I may ask, who died?"
"I am mourning my son's love for me!"
"Mother the wedding hasn't happened!"
"I can still hear him some times! which reminds me i must teach his widow the mourning braid!"
"I don't see what the problem is, we practically are married."
"The problem is there is a "to be married" braid and that would have been more accurate."
"but THIS is accurate."
"Please don't say that around my mother, there is also a braid for "betrayed by child" and i don't wants the neighbors talking."
the way that my mom put on the mlb network & they were playing the sandlot & my mom started saying smth to me abt the movie and i was like are there even any women in this movie? and she said “well no it’s a movie abt boys” and i was like “ok name a movie about a group of girls then” and she looked at me like 👁️👁️ and then after like a min was like i can’t come up w one. and then my dad started suggesting movies w adult women 🙄 and then my brother was like what are you talking abt and when i explained he just looked at me and was like “i would need a few mins” and it has been like 10 mins and collectively no one could come up w a movie abt a group of elementary school aged girls that is not targeted at that demographic only whereas we could name off the top of our heads several movies abt only little boys or abt a group of kids that was majority boys. my mom tried looking up movies and only came across older ones that she did not recognize. all of this to say that it is interesting to point out to ppl the existence of misogyny where they are so used to it. bc the reason why there are so few movies like that where there is practically a whole genre of that for boys is bc little girls are not perceived to be interesting or entertaining the way little boys are. little girls play dress up and play w dolls and do chores. little boys get to get into trouble and explore the world and have adventures. so who wants to watch a movie abt little girls? if only little girls were capable of being as fun and interesting and curious and mischievous as little boys……oh wait 😐