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#then the tick and the crab
godfistgonnalive · 6 months
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why does god toy with me in such a way
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probablybadrpgideas · 2 years
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The Curse of Carcinization
The spell has no effect on the person it is cast on. However, their children will be ever so slightly more crab-like. This continues generation by generation and a few centuries later, all their descendants are crabs.
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mallibu-rey · 1 month
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?: a situation for which you are still ashamed?
Surge: eh... hehe, yes, there was one.
I thought I was quite capable of handling it on my own...
that's why I didn't call Max when Super City was attacked.
Surge: Long story short, I got my ass kicked and destroyed the city even more....
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ykropworking · 3 months
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cuteee villains :-)))
i won
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We should definitely be able to gift the blue ticks. It's like peer review but for tumblr blogs. The more gifted ticks you have from followers the more...voted...something...you are
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missnorn · 3 months
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lol he does look like a crab! They have beards too!
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mixotrophics · 6 months
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invertebrate illustrations from a 1953 Reader's Union copy of Fleas, Flukes, and Cuckoos
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ssruis · 6 days
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Aside from the noble platypus I also feel like rui would really enjoy these animals:
Mola mola/Sunfish
Anteater
Echidna
Kiwi
Kākāpō
Axolotl
Horseshoe crab
Gibbon
#i have reasoning for all of these beyond ‘they look funny’ trust#mola mola are just. so fucking weird man. they’re so odd. their back fin grows back on itself? they’re so rigid it reduces drag#but they ‘swim’ really slowly? they swim similar to how a bird flies. just sideways. largest bony fish. they bask to get enough warmth#to allow them to dive super deep to forage for food (cold blooded so they’d be fucked without doing that)#anteaters are interesting. did you know they’ve (the giant ones) killed jaguars and humans before#because they walk on the knuckles to keep the huge knives on their feet sharp and their threat response#is basically just ‘swipe blindly (poor vision) at whatever comes close until it stops coming back’#echidnas are fellow monotremes (only ones besides the platypus) and are just as strange#they also have electrosensors (~2000 compared to the platypus’s 40000) and a similarly low body temp#(second lowest of all mammals after. u guessed it. the platypus) and are actually decent swimmers despite looking Like That#kiwis are weird beasts.#massive eggs compared to their body size. rely more on scent than sight because their eyes are so tiny and under developed.#kākāpō are the heaviest parrot and also the only flightless parrot. they also kinda resemble owls face wise? and they’re green.#evolved with no natural predators and are currently being fucked over by invasive rats#axolotl is self explanatory#although to give a fun fact the wild type is naturally brown. the fun colored ones would be easy prey in the wild.#& they’re capable of going through metamorphosis (like how tadpoles -> frogs) if exposed to the necessary hormones#but they don’t produce it on their own#horseshoe crabs despite having crab in the name are more closely related to spiders/ticks/scorpions than crabs#& gibbons are included because 1 I’m biased towards my favorite animal 2 only species of lesser ape. live in family units.#tbf I think he’d like all apes and probably prefer orangutans/chimps but I’m saving you the extensive lecture on great apes#here at ssruis we strive to be educational.#biology cool. despite me dropping out of the program (treated as premed at my college and I could NOT do chem let alone orgchem/physics) but#i liked biolab/the units abt animals ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#rui
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squidslugs-art · 8 months
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BEACH DAY 🏖️🍹
meant as a silly bye everyone im on holiday piece with all my sonas.
then i had to go before i finished so now its like a hi everyone i was on holiday piece
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mumble-cake · 1 year
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anotherscientist13 · 10 months
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so i kinda decided why not kinda add a few arachnids and like a few crustaceans (LAST TIME I DID NOT KNOW A SILLY PILL BUG WAS A CRUSTACEAN, I MEAN PAL HAS THE NAME BUG.)
So uhh, even though this is “BUG WARS” let’s give the arachnids and crustaceans a chance.
BTW WHAT EVER WINS THIS ROUND WILL GO TO ROUND 17 (ROUND 17 WILL INCLUDE BEES, MOTHS, AND THE WINNER OF CRUSTACEANS OR ARACHNIDS.)
CRUSTACEANS INCLUDE : PILL BUGS, STARFISH, SHRIMP, LOBSTER, and CRAB.
ARACHNIDS INCLUDE : TICKS, SCORPIONS, TARANTULAS/ SPIDERS, MITES, and ofc what I said earlier for the people who don’t like huge silly spiders we got normal SPIDERS.
LETS CONTINUE ROUND 17
oh yea btw if you did read this little part thanks, btw these special round where they are not bugs will be called uhhhhhhhhhh “ARACHNIDS OR CRUSTACEANS WARS” horrible idea but it works.
and yes I did google what in the world is a crustacean and a arachnid cuz I needed more than one. OMG SO MUCH TO READ.
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electrosquash · 1 year
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are you kidding me
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Sometimes I'm haunted by all the fruits I haven't tasted yet
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crehador · 1 year
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i remember also having this feeling during the first season but it’s become so much more obvious in season two that there is something going on in the minato-seiya-masaki-shuu situationship that is being severely obfuscated in the anime and as an anime-only i just find myself in a constant state of bewilderment because their actions seem to suggest they are reasonably Normal about one another while the vibe they give off is that they are very clearly Not
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tickfleato · 2 years
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i like to imagine someone reading my ai generator search history which is all like
“spider made of bones”
“halloween skeleton spider”
“halloween pumpkin crab”
“spider crab carrying a lantern”
“spider crab last supper”
etc
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petty fucking manchild strikes again
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