#then they make out

[heyitsspiders]

the silly men doing silly (gay) things

[ccuniculusmolestus]

RIP Bunny you would have loved Google translate

[eccentricsugar]

Me attempting to flirt with a woman:

Yeah, they third wheeled me and the fatui man

Clorinde: Ah yes my lipstick would suit your gorgeous beautiful lips navia

[evilkaeya]

Nancy: you annoy the shit out of me

Robin: you wanna kiss me soooo bad it makes you look stupid

Nancy:

Robin:

Robin: wanna kiss?

Nancy: yes

[asktadckrew]

i suppose Zooby has new parts on her body

Zooble: don't call me that

Gangle: YEH ONLY I CAN CALL THEM ZOOBY RIGHT

Zooble: yeah cuz it's cute when you say it

[blunisdoesvoices]

Whoever did this.. I see you 👁️👁️

[frodobagginsfluffyhair]

omg robin said to Eddie that her and Steve used to work at scoops ahoy and wore that ugly ass sailor costume so now Eddie calls him “sailor”

[bradleybirdshaw]

Third base is when you’re both crying about your family life.

[baiboop]

i definitely think adam popped out of the cage fluent in enochian.

after michael and adam got close/after hundreds of years of boredom, i think adam would insist on learning enochian because michaels been communicating in adams native tongue this whole time and it’s only fair, of course, that adam talks to micheal in his native tongue. michael is flattered and a little shy that adam is so adamant (pun def intended ADAMant lol) to learn something just for him.

it’s also the first time michael would have to teach enochian to anyone. he didn’t teach the angels much, he just lead them: directing them and strategizing. however he wasn’t too worried, the confidence on micheal is well it’s bordering an ego, especially around angelic territory, yknow stuff he really knows.

he also found it curious that a human was even interested in something like this, especially something so taxing. humans learn… slowly.. but other than that michael was excited he hasn’t spoken to anyone (other than lucifer, which doesn’t count) in enochian in years.

they get topside rapture happens blah blah blah, this is post finale assuming they were both revived along with cas.

anyway- they’re staying at the bunker for a little until adam feels ready to get his own job, which is a slow process because adjusting to such an intense society after 1000 years of isolation was a little more difficult than adam had been picturing in the cage.

they’re out in the kitchen one morning, adams leaning on the wall impatiently waiting for dean to finish the eggs, which adam won’t thank him for when he gets, and cas walks in to talk to dean about anything and everything.

cas tells an enochian joke to dean (but in english so dean understands) and dean is like “…uh okay?”

adam busts out laughing which catches the dean and cas’ attention and he’s like “hey i know that one, it’s funnier in enochian though.” and proceeds to tell it back to cas in enochian.

cas is so happy someone finally understands his jokes because unfortunately dean just doesn’t appreciate them the way cas wishes he would.

so cas is smiling and michael is chuckling a little because of adam saying it in enochian and startling everyone. adams laughing because he’s proud of himself because of deans confused face.

so the three of them are giggling and dean is just standing there letting the eggs burn, like wtf is going on? sam walks in because he smells burning, and he’s greeted with the scene. he glances at dean for an explanation in response he just shrugs and mouths “angel stuff.” sam furrows his brows and turns around and just walks out.

[columboscreens]

[emosyzoth]

Actually shut the hell up they're so funny to me. Sanii his whole life going 'the world is cruel and unforgiving and the only constant is suffering' meanwhile Valentín is like yes there are hardships in life but instead of giving into them you should let that motivate you in wanting to make the world better for others and never once loose your compassion

[brightlotusmoon]

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[cuntstable]

i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy

[asktadckrew]

give Kingleader or else >:)

I already did

Eee look at them