#there are no exceptions

[solarpunkstars]

hey guys the “eat the rich” and “kill the rich” thing is very funny, but we are all aware that it isnt good right? right?

honoring human life is important, and as nasty as capitalism and the greed of billionaires is, they are human. they deserve life too, they just should be supporting the common man more.

Solarpunk is about a better life for all people. Please remember that when you make the jokes because repeated jokes can settle into your subconscious and let you overlook crimes against ALL humans.

[ffuscous]

I have to hit every character I like with the genderfucked butch ray otherwise I start to wither away and die

[average-emo-enigma]

I’m actually great at socializing guys

As long as I’m talking to autistic people

I’m sure that’s not indicative of anything

[sinkableruby]

the nature of zettai unmei mokushiroku is that hearing it 1 billion times WILL make you jam to it eventually

[pinyatapix]

most funniest sudden deviation from a youtuber’s typical video lineup i’ve seen in recent memory

like bro imagine being SO pissed at the direction a show had taken that you have to momentarily quit spongeposting in order to talk about it for two whole hours. king shit

[queermasculine]

all the "x with mama" posts are getting to me i just drew a butch girl with her mom (who is also butch) and thought "let's look like men with mama"

[dicklessthewonderclown]

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

[mearchy]

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

[melonfacade]

[balrogballs]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy

[podcastwizard]

if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.

[queer-crusader]

Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

[quill-of-thoth]

Do you know how many horses I get with names like Rocket, Cowboy, or Dakota? A states worth of them.

Here's to every pet-related worker who has to deal with "Her name is BELLA you've seen her before just look her up." You're a real one. May you grow in power for every Bella in your system.

[the-halfling-prince]

"I need to see them suffer" I say about a character who already does nothing but suffer