#there is no heterosexual explanation for this

[proxykiwi]

My pieces for the @bg3bigbang , for @norangutan 's AMAZING shadowzel fic! Go read it here!

Funny How True Colours Shine (13144 words) by proxybird, Norangutan Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Lae'zel/Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate) Characters: Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate), Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate), Tav (Baldur's Gate) Additional Tags: Murder Wives, only one bed(roll), fighting back to back, Happy Ending, I Summary: Lae'zel is slowly realizing that there really was no heterosexual explanation for the knife held to her throat the other night in camp, but, frustratingly, Shadowheart is in complete denial. Even more frustratingly, none of this matters because they have to work together to get out of the Underdark, through a Sharran temple, and back to Tav. Good luck.

[lovbyler]

*Sigh* just a few more months until we see byler hugging each other with affection and we can forget the disaster that was that moment at the airport.

[mortra]

heterosexual explanation currently unavailable

[md-confessions]

Vizzy is way closer to becoming canon than you think.

Lizzy is the only character to compliment V to her face AND one of the very few to call her out on her BS, healthy communication!

"On second thought, you're way hotter than Doll, RUN IDIOT!" remains as one of my favorite quotes to this very day.

V seems to see Lizzy as an equal

They're often seen sitting next to each other with the other drones below them, including N, speaking of witch-

They are very close in episode 5

They share a canoe ride together. While making everybody else carry it. I don't know what else to say.

Lizzy is the first drone V actively chose to save

She won't admit it but that save was very intentional. If she really wanted to just kill Uzi it would've been easier, HELL, it would've been advantageous to let Lizzy die.

This fucking smile

There is no heterosexual explanation for this.

So clearly, Lizzy is important to V in some way or another and it would just make a lot of sense to make them canon... but there is one last thing we (unfortunately) always have to take into account when discussing any non-hetero ships: the balls of the creator.

Does Liam have the balls? As a person of whoms only knowledge of him is Internecion Cube, Cliffside and MD, does he? I guess we'll just have to wait and find out.

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[thursdayinspace]

Krycek is such a good antagonist because we never quite learn what exactly his real motivation is. I will accept any and all explanations ranging from "wants to advance to Big Bad Crime Boss" over "trying to assert his masculinity through aggression (for fear of not conforming to the standards of normative heterosexuality)" to "praise kink (good boy! such a good job with that murder!)"

[impishtubist]

Do you say "bi people exist, but remus isn't one of them" only because you hate remadora or do you really think he wouldn't fit with any female character at all? And if, why is that?

So @lizlemonbennet had a really good explanation of this that I need her to dig up for you (a quick search of her blog didn't turn up what I wanted), but essentially if you were someone reading the books in the '90s/'00s as they were coming out, Remus was heavily coded as a gay man. And then to have HBP/DH give us whiplash where he all of a sudden was heterosexual (because we know that JKR doesn't know bi people exist and never intended for anyone to read him as anyone but heterosexual, lol joke's on her)....nah. Sorry, JKR. I'm not buying your sudden bullshit that he's interested in women.

However, sometimes I'll post about him and an older woman for the bit, like Madam Rosmerta being the one to take his virginity or Poppy giving him a handjob after a full moon while his hands are all bandaged, lol. The more taboo, the better! Besides, he might have experimented a bit before realizing his sexuality.

But yes I loathe particular ship so much it literally makes me see red, haha. I can't say that about too many ships, tbh! It's quite an accomplishment JKR pulled off.

[redjennies]

the farcille tag is so funny because you'll get shippers posting these cropped single panels from the manga captioned "there's no heterosexual explanation for this" when like yeah actually, in context, it was a pretty normal thing to happen, but it's about a ship where there's like a fully canon, softcore porno yuri moment. like the girls are so used to being starved they don't know what to do with a meal.

[slytherintothedms]

"I think too much heart was always castiel's problem" is said by the angel samandriel, while looking dean right in the eyes

[tennant]

THE SANDMAN (2022-) — “The Sound of Her Wings” (1.06)

[yoursaltytears]

Charlie 2 minutes after meeting Vaggie:

"I'm gonna wife her"

[ingravinoveritas]

New video of David being interviewed on press day ahead of the BAFTAs while wearing a pink and green fuzzy sweater, the nonbinary rainbow pin, and pink platform Doc Martens and I am dying...

[jgetawaycar]

yuji is one strong man bec if megumi looked at me like that I would've asked what are we

[duskiily]

"V isn't in love with johnny"

how the FUCK do you explain this then

[cinnamonrollsledge]

Alexa, play "Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen The Pacific (2010)

[starfruitsomething]

I don't care if they never kissed- Johnlock could not be more canon.

[bryndeavour]