#there is that banana I forgot about

[sturdy-nerdy-stitchery]

𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭! 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭, 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭! 

 It's a #FinishFriday and uh. Yeah, you wouldn't want to forget to purchase this, now would you. Not like you haven't forgotten all the 10,000,000 other things. I mean, you INTENDED to do them, but it's like the story series: 

 "If you give a mouse a cookie" 

 Read those books again. And look at it through an ADHD lens. Where are all my ADHD followers! Give this a share for all YOUR ADHD followers. Or, did you lose this post in the pile of other posts? 

 So, get this pattern. You may not finish it because you got distracted, but. I mean. Well. Uh. I forgot what I was going to say. But get it anyway because It's an ADHD pattern, you have ADHD, and we all need relatable patterns in our lives. 

 Find the pattern here!

 𝐡𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐬://𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐲.𝐜𝐨𝐦/𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝟏𝟒𝟓𝟏𝟔𝟕𝟑𝟒𝟎𝟗/ 

 By the way. If you like my content and want to support, you can buy me a coffee! OR! Just hit up the link to find free patterns in the gallery section! 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐤𝐨-𝐟𝐢.𝐜𝐨𝐦/ 

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𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲.𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐲.𝐜𝐨𝐦

[auspicious-goblin]

yoshida akimi really knew what the girls wanted in the 80s & 90s huh

[skrunksthatwunk]

thinking about how eiji's a pole vaulter and how ash talks about eiji "flying" and how eiji's associated with bird imagery and how eiji's free (unlike ash) and how eiji comes in on a plane and leaves on a plane and how ash cannot fly, ash cannot be free, how nyc is ash's prison, and how ash is the leopard who dies climbing the mountain, unable to live at such elevation, how he was trying to reach the sky and be free but was always stuck to the earth, how he chose to die instead of climbing back down, how he chose to die where he could see the sky and hope and freedom almost like a bird with eiji's letter right in front of him rather than letting everything go wrong and ruin it once again, how eiji's a failed pole vaulter anyway, how a bad fall ruined his career and grounded him (physically and emotionally), how it took flying to america and meeting ash and needing to save him and skip for him to try flying again, how he landed hard and harsh and still the thought of that escape compelled ash to protect eiji at all costs because if he could fly that means something to him, even if he doesn't think he can fly, how eiji is the manifestation of his hope and how when he breaks and asks eiji to stay with him a while he folds himself over his legs and weighs him down and traps him and grounds him, how ash fights like hell to keep eiji alive not because he thinks he can be like him (hopeful, flying, innocent), but because he makes him forget the gravity of his situation, and so he can see eiji fly again. how he wants to see him escape. how eiji is a bird and ash is a wildcat and how ash never once saw eiji as prey. how eiji never saw ash as a predator. how it is eiji's naivete that first endears ash to him, how it is his freedom and flight and removal from darkness and his ability to leave that darkness that really roots eiji in ash's blood as something essential to him keeping on living in this hell of nyc. how it is that distance from the violence and that hope for the future that ash chooses to surround himself in as he dies. how ash dies in a dream because he feels more than anything that he can't fly like eiji, that he can never leave. how his violence is a part of him and will be forever, how it weighs him down. how he wants to enjoy the view from the mountainside rather than looking up from the ground below. as if they can both fly. as if he is with him up there and not grounded. eye-to-eye with what he can't have, seeing eiji's homeland: the sky. how he dies trying to reach the top because he couldn't take retreating and trying again. how ash, tired and tired and tired and convinced it will go on forever if he crawls back down the mountain, chooses to close his life deluged in eiji, in eiji's insistence that they can fly together, in eiji's hope for him and for them, in eiji's beautiful dream. how ash dies without trying to realize that dream. how ash, in dying, destroys it.

[coolnonsenseworld]

I wanted to say that outside of semantics and divisions - I am simply happy to find communities that welcome with kindness - that welcome you by a good heart and not the ability to conform. I am happy for the opportunity to be surrounded by people who care. It's a funny world we live in - making the same mistakes over and over, multiplying the same suffering by billions. I don't think I hope for an utopia anymore, I don't think such a thing exists - but you can't call me hopeless either. And that's what matters.

As a side note - this piece is set in DanceAU, which might be better known to Patrons so far, but still it was the best and most fitting option for this occasion..... also there are 12 DanceAU pieces incoming, because I might be making another calendar so. get familiar with these mutts

[aquanutart]

I made this because I didn’t know how to remove wearables from my pets

(Quiggler views all clothing with the same excitement as someone about to hold up two donuts over their eyes)

[askblueandviolet]

Hey blue or mayor- I got a question.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mine is chocolate.

Also here have this *put flower crown on his head*

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[bericas]

we spent what was left of our serotonin to chew on our cheeks and stare at the moon said she knows she lived through it to get to this moment ate a sleeve of saltines on my floor, and i knew then— i will do anything you want me to. i will do anything for you i will do anything, i will do anything whatever you want me to do, i will do.

[fingertipsmp3]

This is the spiritual successor to Four Seasons Landscaping. To me.

[bookwyrminspiration]

elves are such pretentious bitches. cant stand to be anything but the best—best desserts, best fashion, best conflict resolution tactics, best houses, best air with their fancy ass trees. well how about you try calculating the surface area of a cube. bet you cant. bitch

[kraang5]

Hmm….hehe…monkey :3

( @c00kietin )

Uhh Frankie is a silly little goober who I would gladly take to a banana tree farm 👍

[bananasofthorns]

AND HE WILL ROAM FOREVER, HAUNTING THE DESERT ‼️‼️‼️‼️

(thank you @oceans-swim for the video lol I'm finally going through them all)

[officialjamesflint]

[Image description: a stock photo of a man in a banana costume posing cheerfully. End image description.]

jim knee 😌

[sexynetra]

Alright gay bitches in my phone. I am currently watching drag race France s1 (no spoilers please!) but I need people to talk about it with so hit me up if you have watched drag race France and will allow me to scream to you about it/about Nicky Doll the loml

[oddishblossom]

Don't know if you've shared or not, but (if you don't mind me asking), can I ask your top 5 fav banana fish fanfics? Thanks a lot for your blog, love reading them....

Aaaah only 5!? I could name like 50 of them that are near and dear to my heart, but I’ll try to limit myself. Here are my absolute favorites ❤️

Hangin' Tough by TurnUps (48K)

A series of oneshots set in the 80s during that one Summer where Eiji is telling Ash he's going to go home soon and yet not leaving. (Episode 11-12) Also mostly set at 3 a.m, so late nights and early mornings. (Slow dancing in the kitchen in socks at 3 a.m)

All I Ever Learned of Love by A Dreaming Songbird (20K)

The leopard comes back down the mountain. The bluebird finds its way back to its nest. Ash Lynx goes home.

Skipping Stones by TurnUps (54K)

A collection of oneshots filling in some scenes that probably didn't happen in between episodes/scenes, but that I like to think did because these boys need to talk to each other.

Water on Water’s the Way by A Dreaming Songbird (3K)

The waves rush in and flow back out, water endlessly stirring the sand, as Ash takes Eiji's hand by the seaside and wonders if they can truly have a happily-ever-after.

(Spoilers: yes, they can.) (psst. this one’s my #1 favorite btw)

Where the Daylight Begins by A Dreaming Songbird (4K)

It's a blustery winter day when Okumura Nahoko answers the door to find a handsome American asking for her brother.

Fishbowl by luftballons99 (4K)

In which Mrs. Coleman means well, Alex sees God, Sing loses, and the age-old question “What’s with Ash and Eiji?” is answered.

"It’s like watching a goddamn soap opera."

Higher Off the Ground by kybelles (2K)

Ash discovers Eiji can lift him easily and develops a slight obsession.

This Dream, Realized by luftballons99 (4K)

“It’s just dancing,” Ash whispers, knowing that nothing he does with Eiji could ever be ‘just’ anything. “You’ll be a pro in no time.”

Ash teaches Eiji how to dance. Eiji teaches Ash how to hope.

Like a Light I’m Luring You by kybelles (33K)

One night, world famous musician Ash Lynx drunk tweets about a cute boy he saw in a magazine and all hell breaks loose.

Dull Swords, Sluggish Arrows by A Dreaming Songbird (10K)

An unexpected visitor shows up on Eiji's doorstep, seeking answers about Ash's death.

Except that Ash isn't dead, and there is very little Eiji wouldn't do to keep him safe. Even if that does mean yelling at a very tall Russian man in public.

[faffreux]

Customers that pay for coffee and then just walk away without getting it will never cease to amuse me

[aniseandspearmint]

ugh cleaning out the fridge