#there was an attempt at a meme

[restinpaperwork]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[starcrossedandstupid]

How did they fail AGAIN???

[chewie-santatoast]

DAMNIT, THE TIME TRAVELER MISSED

[blockymx]

Hey guys guess whose alive!! The ex president still, thanks alot Pim

[element-kitten-klaws]

truly amazing

[THIS POST IS ANTI TRUMP]

[corruptimles]

Gaster Escape Attempt #26: Letter to Santa

[dkettchen]

cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream

In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion

The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-

I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D

[extrabonesforreallycheap]

Fuck you

unmoogles your moogle

[destielmemenews]

Thomas Matthew Crooks is from Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, and is a registered Republican.

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[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

[thejdog2000]

[markscherz]

Me when I feel like shit but my partner pays me a compliment.

[ruvigapo]

Run boy run!! The sex monsters eat salmon!!

In which i arrive Fashionably Late to the fishssek party

[glassclownz]

the assassination attempt on bill cipher will NEVER succeed! TAKE THAT LIBERALS!!!

[lime-bucket]

🗣YOU'RE LISTENING TO-🗣

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This aint your standard autoboobs station😈

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