Because decisions are hard and polls are fun
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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
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digging your own grave and building your own tower are the same thing btw
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you want to hold his hand.
happy pride month isafrin nation
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@spirker was blorbotagging on the tl so
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"Ive dreamt about this before" Steve mentioned off hand as he began wetting down eddies hair
"What having me wet naked and at your mercy?" Eddie jokes clearly trying to cover up the general uncomfort from the situation of needing help showering.
"No in those I'm usually the one at your mercy" Steve answers casually, immediately forcing Eddie to untwist from where he had tried to look at Steve at shock at the statement "I was talking about your hair, its nice but it would be so pretty if you took care of it" he continued as if he hadn't just admitted to fantasizing about being at eddies mercy.
"Time to make your dreams come true big boy"
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saw this comparison on Twitter and I’m a bit obsessed with it (for context it’s Jason and Bruce in both pics)
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“Yeah,” said Harry, “but he just attacked Snape for no good reason, just because — well, just because you said you were bored,” he finished with a slightly apologetic note in his voice.
“I’m not proud of it,” said Sirius quickly.
Do I really need to explain anymore? James attacked Snape because Sirius was bored. Because Sirius was bored.
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Broke: "Happy Valentines Day!"
Woke: Bobgoblin Bass is a big fish native to the Middle Thaliak River that is characterised by its often unusually long periods of unavailability and its next known window of uptime will fall on Valentines Day in certain timezones, making this the one and only time you can technically say "I'll Bobgoblin YOUR Bass this Valentiones!" to your loved one this very special time of year--
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[ liml ~4:04:47 ]
ETHO: just need you to say.. that it wasn’t my fault Bdubs that’s all I need to know
BDUBS: it’s wasn’t my fault
ETHO: *My* Fault my fault
BDUBS: oh (laughs) ok, it was not your fault
ETHO: yes! Thank you Bdubs
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me and @quordleona03 have been cooking with a really fun immediately-post-war hawkahy idea. that is all
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