#these two are freaky freaky
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finifugue · 4 months ago
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'the F1 movie needed to have Brad Pitt fuck his female engineer because there needed to be sexual tension!' BORING. If they wanted sexual tension they should've made it historically accurate and true to real life and had Brad Pitt fuck his teammate
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hexcrispy · 7 months ago
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Piltover? More like bend him over
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ugly-bug-starscream · 3 months ago
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woe..,,yaoi be upon ye
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chloesimaginationthings · 10 months ago
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These clown animatronics in FNAF wild as hell..
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tiramissyoucake · 3 months ago
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Thinking of Viltrumite Mark who was taken back to Viltrum from Earth shortly after his birth, then when he reaches a certain age he goes to earth by himself to learn about the half-earthling part of him
He miscalculates and crashes into your backyard, glancing up and seeing a human looking out their door with eyes as big as saucers like he was the weirdo when they're the one who were dressed like the first person who'd die in a fight. (He'd learn later that humans prefer loose clothes when they sleep)
You hear this guy shout in your backyard that he demands to know about 'earth' or he'll kill you, you let him in, explain as best as you could why he shouldn't fly around given earthlings are... defensive of their planet. Like any other planet. An alien would be classified as a threat, so it's best that he hides or lays low while he learns.
He takes it as an invite and he settles for staying with you, your home as his base, borrowing whatever clothes he can find from you until he gets his own, glaring and looming as he studies the surroundings of the planet while following you, like a scary dog you never signed up for.
At night, he asks if you know how insignificant your planet is compared to Viltrum, and you shoot back claiming if it's so insignificant, why did he seek it out? He can't answer because he knew he could've shrugged aside the half-earthling origin, but he didn't. And he stayed.
He's sort of glad he crash-landed in your backyard.
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paintedcrows · 7 months ago
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Totally Normal Trigonometry Things
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asspinkie · 1 year ago
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durge accidentally double-booked the boys
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mischievous-thunder · 10 months ago
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Enemies to lovers? More like enemies to imperishable soulmates.
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maleclownenemyofthestate · 1 year ago
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I don’t necessarily go here but for anyone who wants to see it
Liam O’Brien getting his shirt taken off by a drag queen 😭
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dixoterin · 4 months ago
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💝💝
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potato-lord-but-not · 9 months ago
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Noel seems to be the one comforting people pretty often, I think he deserves a quick menty b (and some comfort from his boyfriends)
woagh ourthur comic be upon ye
Arthur probably spent 20 minutes trying to get this man to finally break for the night
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daily-sifloop · 7 months ago
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They should fight. It's enrichment for them
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Day 74: pulling on each other's pigtails
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hexcrispy · 6 months ago
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jayce’s bisexual demon is an interior designer
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docdufresne · 2 months ago
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Flirting 🙄
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kbsd · 10 days ago
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HBOWar School Musical #1: Start of Something New
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lumiraette · 2 months ago
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they match each other's freak no comment
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