#yukito ayatsuji

[death-in-a-handbasket]

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[yuugen-benni]

''...Excuse me ?''

Prompt: Getting hit on in front of your lover Fandom: Bungou Stray dogs and Genshin Impact Characters: Ayatsuji Yukito, Fyodor, Dazai - Freminet, Wanderer, Dehya Gn!Reader (They/them)

Ayatsuji Yukito: I feel sorry for anyone who likes jealous boyfriends because Ayatsuji is not one. While a random man is hitting on you, he will literally be standing next to you, as if testing to see if the man will realize that he is your lover. But this obviously failed. Ayatsuji is now staring at the man, raising an eyebrow and you can tell he is mentally cursing the man in a clever way. If the person gets too close, or does something that makes you even more uncomfortable, he pokes the tip, still hot, of the kiseru pipe on their forehead and push them back.

''How long will I have to listen to this ?...*sigh*... Sir, use your last remaining neuron to realize that: they're with me''

Fyodor: He laughs…HE LAUGHS. Fyodor is surprised, that you got hit? Maybe, but he's actually surprised by the man's boldness. I mean...he is scary, he exudes death so if someone is by his side it is either his partner in crime or maybe his lover.

When the ''conversation'' becomes more suggestive, he decides not to watch the show anymore and literally just take you out of there.

''It was really fun to watch, but now leave my lover alone if you don't want your heart to stop beating''

Dazai: He's a son of a b!tch, but a lovable one. Dazai will act like he's just a friend and started telling the guy about you (or rather, lie about you to protect your privacy) pretending to help the guy hit on you. Yes, he's just taking advantage of the situation; BUT YES, Dazai is also protecting you so don't be mad at him. At the end of all this performance, he will play his final card: ''They're great people, aren't they? Having them as a lover must be wonderful and guess what? They are my partner!''

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Freminet: Poor thing, he doesn't know what to do! Does he explain?, Does he just push the guy?, Does he grab your hand and run away??? I believe the last option is more effective. Freminet isn't even used to talking to strangers, let alone someone hitting on his lover. But he tries, he tries hard. And when the guy becomes more invasive, he acts on impulse and pushes you to his side.

''...O-okay, I'm sorry but- you're being extremely disrespectful with my partner''

Wanderer/Scaramouche: This little man here is trying not to beat the ass of the person who is hitting on you. He's holding on so tight that his fists are white. But, as always, Wanderer pretends he's not jealous and then lets you handle the situation… before he does something he shouldn't-- but if the person is very insistent on ''having your heart'' he will definitely do something he shouldn't. He will use words… bad, horrible words or even opt for physical aggression... well you at least are safe now.

Dehya: This is a somewhat unlikely event because once you are under her gaze, nothing bad will happen to you. But, maybe, at some point when you two are shopping, and you end up distancing yourself a little, it can happen. She's prepared… a little too much, but she won't hesitate to confront the guy/girl who has started to make you uncomfortable. At this point, she won't even care if she's being overprotective or not, as long as you're okay.

''Are you blind or something? Can't you see that they're not interested ?''

[phonyrams]

assorted bungo guys. the stray whatever's

[elvestoneanzelote1]

Since Ayatsuji birthday is coming out in next few days, I would like to request Albedo/Zhongli!Reader getting doll up, tied, and sent(kidnapped) like present to Ayatsuji. Ayatsuji would definitely be pleased with spending the day with Reader like this

𝙰:𝚗- 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚊𝚜𝚔/𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚢𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚓𝚒 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎? 𝙸𝚏 𝚜𝚘... 𝙰𝚖 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍.!

𝚂𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝙰𝚢𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚓𝚒 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚝!.

𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗! 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚝!

𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕠𝕦𝕥, 𝕐/𝕟 𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝 𝕓𝕪 𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪, 𝕄𝕠𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘.

ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤!

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. . . . . . . . .

Y𝘶𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘰  Ayatsuji is a homicide detective with a dangerous ability.

Currently A special grade dangerous ability user.

Unlike usual, he was unfocused on his work while listening to Tsujimura talk.

His mind felt so distant and was only hyper-focusing on a thing more likely someone.

"And that's the report about it"

"..."

"Ayatsuji-san?" Tsujimura called Ayatsuji whose eyes widened a bit as he quickly flinched at the cigar burned out and burned his finger a bit.

"Are you... alright?" Asked Tsujimura as she was concerned by the detective's not-so-attentive feature.

"Yeah, I am fine... Repeat what you were saying... Tsujimura-san"

"Repeat? Umm alright" said Tsujimura as she quickly took notice of Ayatsuji's distant daze eyes.

'Ayatsuji-san must be worried about the recent event...' Thought Tsujimura who was also concerned about the recent event that occurred in Yokohama. Again.

Well most precisely to Port Mafia for a time.

'Ayatsuji-san might look like he is unbothered but he must be worried about the researcher after all like studying about him... A lot' thought Tsujimura as she recalled Ango mentioning that the researcher was missing as the Port mafia asked for more likely requested their assistance in finding their researcher who may have been kidnapped again.

The fact that Ayatsuji himself wanted to catch the kidnapper as none of the trace was left.

He does know the agencies are searching for the researcher too... The Port mafia themselves must be in a tight spot too.

Three days have gone by but no clue as Ayatsuji let out a sigh and kept down the smoking pipe on the table.

"You surely are onto searching for him, Huh? Sakaguchi-san" said Ayatsuji who side glanced at the ravenete.

The male arranges his glasses and frowns.

"You seem calm... about it"

"Why would I... be worried after all?"

"..."

"You do know... he is in port Mafia and you are persistent on finding him even if you pretend you aren't suspicious, are you and him close?"

"It has nothing to do with you"

"Hmm... Both of you did kiss, haven't you both? Or was it a lie on your part"

"I won't lie about it and why are you bringing it out after months now?"

"Just curious... After all what if he eventually kisses someone else too?"

Ayatsuji smirked slightly as Ango left without another word.

He sat there and looked around the room as he took out the paper inside his pocket.

𝘈 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦!.

Ayatsuji was concerned to be the least that someone knew his birthday and he assumed it was a threat.

But when his birthday finally came after a week.

He was cautious with the receptacle box that was delivered inside his house.

Cautious he was as perhaps a bomb of short will be in it.

Signing and questioning the delivery man, even if he finds out it has no value in it.

He inspects the big box cautiously.

A present wrapped in a red and yellow box. Reminding him of Christmas nearing.

He cautiously opens the ribbon on top as the box covers itself.

His eyes widen as he takes notice of someone whom he didn't assume he would meet.

A box and a letter right beside you who is unconscious. Your hair was messy, a red cloth covered your mouth as he noticed the chains in your hands behind him with a yellow ribbon tied in the middle.

He couldn't help but be curious as he opened the letter first. As he does have some time to watch you over.

After all, he couldn't help but smile to see you unconscious and unaware of how you got here...

But first things first as a detective he must check for any threat before the threat.

𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘋𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘠𝘶𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘰 𝘈𝘺𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘫𝘪, 𝘈𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘐 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘠/𝘯 𝘓/𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵! 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺! 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧!

Ayatsuji's eyes narrowed confused about what it meant.

Your eyes slowly open as you sit up with your hands still behind you.

"Oh, you are awake seems like someone kidnapped you but fret not you-"

"Is there anything I can do for your birthday... Is today" you asked with eyes dulled. He recognized the pupil as having a heart shape.

'An ability... Hmm... If I am not wrong it is my criminal ability that I got to kill off by tomorrow' thought Ayatsuji as he leaned onto you and gently held your face.

He tilted your face a bit observing as if you were completely not in your senses.

"What can you... do for me?"

"According to your... request"

"Oh? Did the person order you to obey me for my birthday? How thoughtful" Yukito smirked as lean close to your face.

His thumb traces your lips as you don't move away from his touch.

"Considering it is a present... A wonderful one indeed" he whispered into your ear as you sat motionless.

Who would have thought that his birthday would be such a wonderful one?

"Since... I have all this day for myself... Will I, be guilty of using you despite you being in control by an ability?" Said Ayatsuji as you shook your head.

A smile oh so he saw through pictures was directed to him.

He couldn't help but smile in delight...

"Follow me to the kitchen," he said as he took the small box as you walked mindlessly following him.

He should feel guilty but for a reason, it is not his fault can it? After all... An ability is controlling your actions, not him... And is it wrong for him to pleasure himself through you?

He opens the box to see a cake and he notices the key on top of the cake.

He picked it up as he smiled at you.

"If you are to pleasure me for today... Why don't we have fun about it?"

"?" You were slightly confused as Ayatsuji kept the key underneath his shirt.

"If you... want me to free your hands search the key won't you?" He said.

You approach him as he leans on the counter.

He felt ticklish by your hair as you tried to remove his buttons.

He chuckles as you barely remove two buttons of his.

"Let me help" he muttered removing his buttons as you went onto your knees.

He felt your lips on his stomach as you picked up the key and kept it on the counter just beside the cake.

"Oh? The icings are on me Well... I could just- ah~" he moaned out as he felt your tongue lick his stomach.

He couldn't help but moan while you lick those icing that trails on his body.

Your eyes stare at him as his face flushed red.

"The key"

"H-huh? Well... I can free your hands but you gotta do something in exchange"

"?" You tilted your head slightly as you stood up straight his eyes gazed up at yours and his face was still flustered red.

He still feels your tongue that makes contact with his exposed chest and stomach.

"𝙴𝚡𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝚠𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍-"

The words that Ango said echoed in his mind as he smirked a bit with his eyes bored staring at yours.

"Kiss me"

Without another word, your lips clashed with his as he felt himself melted by yours.

He moved his lips pacing with yours as your tongue swirls within his.

"Ah~mmmph~... Am I doing well?" Muttered Ayatsuji as he intertwined his tongue with yours as you hummed in acknowledgment.

His arms around his neck with one of his hands clenched onto your hair.

Tightening it as couldn't help but moan at the kiss being so deep.

But the kiss has to end as both of you catch your breath flustered faces were you as he couldn't help but be in awe to see your face flustered with Saliva dripping in the corner of your lips.

He swallowed down as he felt himself yearn for the kiss more.

'Is this how Ango felt when he kissed him? Instead, does he recall Ango while we kissed?' Thought Ayatsuji was slightly annoyed if you were thinking about Ango of sorts.

"Is... Is there more I should do?" You whispered into his ear as he shivered by your warm breath.

He let out a shaky breath as he smiled.

"Well, I could unshackle your hands while you please me..." Ayatsuji muttered as you nodded.

"Ah~ what are you- Y/n~" Yukito moaned as he felt your lips trailing into his exposed neck as his trembling hand reached out for the key.

"Y-you sure know how to pl-please me..." Muttering Ayatsuji as his hands reached to your hands behind as you hummed.

He moaned in Bliss as your lips trailed kisses onto his collarbones and shoulders.

He let out a shaky moan as he felt your tongue swirl into his cheek licking something which he felt oh so sensitive now.

His hands tremble almost dropping the key as he finally hears a click.

The shackles fall off as your hands feel on the sides of the table.

Your eyes bored into his as his eyes flushed red he couldn't think straight as he felt himself warmer than usual by your lips, your tongue and your eyes staring at him like you knew he was weak against you.

"Happy birthday... Yukito Ayatsuji" you whispered as he smiled a bit still his face was red.

But he took notice of your eyed pupil fading the heart shape as a familiar streak of black was seen.

Your eyes go droopy as you fall onto the side unconscious as he stands there confused.

He holds the key that disappears into thin air so do your shackles.

And it finally clicks into his mind.

'I should have remembered that... The person's ability lasts if the chains are still bound to the victim' Thought Ayatsuji who fell onto the floor as y/n lay beside asleep or unconscious.

He let out a raspy chuckle for his error.

"I could have enjoyed more of the present, don't I?"

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𝔸:𝕟- 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝! 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕕𝕒𝕪/𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕝𝕝! ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕕𝕒𝕪/𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥!

[midnights-wish]

''The sea at night. A time of peace.''

Yukito Ayatsuji, 'The Decagon House Murders' (1987).

[jariten]

月館の殺人 (Tsukidate no Satsujin), Noriko Sasaki & Yukito Ayatsuji

[a4th]

ayatsuji supremacy

Woof, woof.

[spacexseven]

daybreak

NOTE: it's my birthday, and it was about time i shut up and wrote some cute self indulgent ayatsuji content for myself.

yukito's arm around your shoulder is a familiar weight.

just as familiar as the scent of coffee wafting through the room, and the casual meows that greet you when you've been spotted by his cats.

you're curled up into him, your cheek pressed against the warm planes of his chest as you reach out for his hand, placing kisses at the back of it. the television in the corner of the room flickers to life, and he tosses the remote aside, instead reaching out for his kiseru with his free hand. shaky footage of a blood-splattered scene begins playing as bold letters fly across the screen

"freak accident..." yukito hums, eyes glued to the screen, "figures."

"how many cases does this make it now, close to sixty thousand?"

yukito's answering laugh is a sharp, sudden sound, unlike anything you've heard from him. you can feel it in his chest, and in the slight movement in his fingers clasped in yours. his laughter fills you with a fluttering sensation, and you find yourself automatically smiling along. it was nice to see him relax after all this time spent frustrated and constantly occupied.

"you wouldn't have believed that, doll" he says, lips quirking up into a smile, "but you'd be sorely mistaken if you thought I would correct you."

he caught you there—you were curious; for as long as you've known the detective, there are still so many questions you have about him and his work. but all those questions go unanswered, tossed away to the corner the minute yukito shoots you an hesitant look from behind his glasses. still, you think that his eccentricity and the air of mystery he shrouds himself with adds on to his charm, something mesmerizing and wholly unique to him.

you shrug, opting to turn your head and press little kisses into his neck instead. he softly strokes your head in response, and you savor every gentle touch of his. it had been a while since you got to be with him like this, relishing in intimate moments, and completely unbothered about anything else. a pleasant silence envelopes the two of you as you tune out the background noise from the television, and you desperately try to etch the scene in your memory. just you, and yukito—how long had it been since you held him so close?

he leans down with the lingering remnants of a smile, going to press his lips against yours. his lips are warm, and his touch tender where his hands are over your body. your own hands find their way onto his shoulders now, eagerly reciprocating his affection. you think you can die like this, in his arms, overwhelmed by all the love he has for you. it must have only been minutes, but every moment with yukito feels endless.

he pulls away, momentarily taking the sight of you in before readjusting his arms to bring you into a comforting embrace, your chin on his shoulder and his face buried into your neck. the soft strands of his hair tickle where they press against your skin, and his arms tighten around you.

"happy birthday," he whispers, his voice low and soothing.

you shiver ever so slightly when you feel him smile, "your heartbeat just picked up, didn't it? you must be curious to see what i got you. you won't have to look far—your gift is here."

from the corner of your eye, you catch sight of a meticulously made doll, placed carefully on top of his desk. every minute detail—from the color of its eyes to the way its hair fell across its head and even the outfit it had on—was clearly made to resemble you. the clear care and dedication that had been put into it was startlingly clear. next to it, his own doll was seated. you can't hide the smile on your face.

you slowly pull away from the hug, "your powers of observation have failed you, detective," yukito's eyebrow raises slightly as he glances over at you, "i was actually waiting for a birthday kiss."

he blinks slowly, and for a moment, you're caught off-guard by the sight. without his iconic cap and glasses, yukito looks nothing like the infamous detective that fills his targets with fear. he looks softer, somehow, fondness teeming in his eyes. he's almost ethereal like this, pale gold hair messily framing his face and a warm smile on his lips. the only thing he's missing is a halo, you think. the gentle morning light that trails in through the gaps in the curtains illuminates him perfectly, highlighting the bridge of his nose and the light in his eyes. he's a sight you can't take your eyes off.

"what? you mean all that from before wasn't enough for you?" but he's grinning, bright and unbelievably beautiful, and then he leans in again to kiss you, gently pushing you down on the bed.

it's the perfect start to a day; soft rays of sunlight crawling in, a comfortable silence in the air, and the man you love in your arms.

[heceb0lus]

anyways my high school au with these six that is so self indulgent and weird lmao

[soukmahdek]

Too lazy to continue so I’ll leave it here-

[death-in-a-handbasket]

took inspo from Alphonse Mucha because his art always reminds me of yukito for some reason and 6+ hours later the bastard is done <3

[yuugen-benni]

SFW Alphabet - Ayatsuji Yukito

A/N: I hope this is like an apology to the Anons who requested with him…and warn me if I forgot a letter...the letter D has a personal hc....

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

We can say that Ayatsuji's way of showing affection is indirect: He brags about you. He doesn't do it in front of you, but he does find a smart, understated way to brag about you no matter the situation.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

You can be his friend and just not know it. He acts in a neutral and sometimes irritating way, you will only enter the list of people who have already been ''insulted'' by Ayatsuji (note: the first person on the list is Tsujimura…..), but a simple way to know that you are really a friend to him is to remember if one day he showed you his collection of dolls.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He isn't clingy....or he is ? When can say 'sometimes'. He would usually cuddle while facing you, with a tight hug around you while he stroke your hair

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Growing up on his own means he knows everything about cleaning and cooking, so he's sure to help with a thousand things.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

It depends on the reason, but in general he would be calm, direct and decided. Unfortunately he would not accept explanation, nor tears, he would just walk away.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He's in no rush, as he believes you'd be gone before you two even thought about it due to his ability and his high-risk job. He is neither ashamed nor afraid of this matter and sincerely believes that getting married would not change their normal relationship much, although calling you wife/husband will be a great satisfaction for him.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Make no mistake: He treats you like a doll, but not like a child. Ayatsuji may appear hostile but he would never hurt anyone other than the targets he is sent to investigate. He tries his best to get you to distance yourself from his work in the Special Division for Unusual Powers, especially if you're sensitive. He is always there to look into his eyes and comfort you in the best possible way.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

The main times he hugs you is when he finally comes home after weeks at the office. He considers hugs a more intimate gesture so only in private will he hug you but his hugs are firm and comfortable, one hand cradles your back while the other strokes the back of your head.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Ayatsuji is someone who has rarely been in relationships due to various circumstances, and for him to trust his partner 100% to say such a sentence will take time. Although if you say it first he will say it back.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Jealous ? Never. He's protective but when jealous ? No, He might get annoyed when ignorant people who know you're his partner flirt with you because they are making you uncomfortable, But nothing more than that.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Whether on the lips or a simple peck, his kisses are slow and sometimes give you goosebumps at how soft they are. He pretends he doesn't care about kisses, but he often takes you by surprise (a VERY good surprise…) and his favorite places are your hands and forehead

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Totally indifferent?…Not that he's bad with kids, but he pretends he definitely doesn't want to be around. it's even funny to see you getting along with the little ones and he just looks on with a neutral expression (even with a little girl grabbing his leg to look at the doll he usually carries with him)

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He wakes up much earlier than you can imagine, so mornings with him are rare but when they do they are still as calm as night but he teases you for no reason at all (Or maybe because of the fact that your raspy voice and mind, still, messed up is fun for him)

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Silent and cozy nights, where you lie on his chest and he strokes your head. He is often the last to sleep, lost in thought though his coronation plays in a quiet, slow rhythm.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He is a mysterious person, like many skill users in Yokohama. There is no day and time, he can suddenly open up to you, and say many and few words, fast and slow information, surprising and normal. It can even look like a puzzle, and you're the only person who has more pieces.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

His eyes are always on you, even when you think he's busy, he just watches everything: what you like to do, eat, wear, what your habits are, what you murmured....

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The first time you cried in front of him. Yes, it's strange but for him it was like the 'first time you showed who you really are', he was serious the whole time but the way his words were firm-calm and without a hint of a flinch, it made your tears stop for a minute.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

When I said he always keeps an eye on you, I also meant protecting you, especially since this guy has enemies that easily kill a civilian; Although you are also under observation by the Special Division secretly…

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He would put a lot of effort into it. Dates, anniversaries and gifts. He value things, even if they are small and he would put all his effort in making you happy.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

I would say smoking, but there's also something better to say: Answers. He is the master of responding in a bad way/sarcastically which can, and will, get on your nerves. You'll just start to understand Tsujimura-

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He has more to worry about than that, and the mf know he is hot-

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He's more on the ''logical'' side and not sentimental, but Ayatsuji knows that you've become something else for him. And he can certainly say that longing or the feeling of missing something is something horrible for all beings

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

When you first started living at his house, HE DOESN'T SMOKE, and I mean NEVER, especially if you're allergic or hate the smell. He can even go on the porch, close the door and smoke a pipe, but the last thing he will do is smoke inside the house

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Liars and people with a childish/immature mind. He's not usually a social person but when he become close to someone he want them to be honest with him

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He doesn't usually sleep much given his day-to-day, but he likes to sleep in the early hours of the morning, when everything calms down, usually from 3 am to 6 am

[underpaidimmortal]

tsujimura and ayatsuji i did in a hd legal team server secret santa for @alamochaaa-a (and have not posted until now)!! eepy gaidens under a flowering tree to capture the warm spring..........

[student-in-nightraven]

Heyyyy . Sorry for disturbing you but can I have catblock with dazai Osamu, yukito ayatsuji, kunikida doppo ( seperatly) . Have a good day / night.

Helloo sorry for the late reply but the request is finally done, also sorry if yukito is ooc, it's been year's since I last watched bsd so I don't remember what he's like

Catblocked

Bsd characters x gn reader

Genre: fluff, crack

Dazai Osamu

To be honest when does he NOT get catblocked? This guy is jumping on you 24/7 and the damn cat has had enough, dazai was once again flirting with you, caging you between him and the counter, one of his hands went up to your chin, he was smiling "Sweetheart I just can't keep my eyes or lips off you" he smirks and was about to pepper your face with kisses when your cat fucking KO'd him, the cat jumped on his head trying to scratch his face, dazai yelped flopping his arms around, you were trying your best to not laugh and get the cat off him, you finally gripped the cat and pulled it back dazai was panting trying to breathe after nearly dying from a cat (ironic) sadly he noticed how you were trying not to laugh and took immediate offense "*loud gasp* YOU YOU'RE LAUGHING? THE CAT NEARLY KILLED ME!? I THOUGHT WE HAD A PLAN TO GO OUT TOGETHER. YOU REALLY HAVE THE HEART TO LAUGH AT YOUR PARTNER WHO EXPERIENCED NEAR DEATH?!" he dramatically falls to his knees sobbing punching the floor(jokingly ofc) "I'm sorry Osamu-"NOH NO SORRY IS GONNA FIX THIS" he said while pointing to his face "THIS BEAUTY." you let out a small chuckle letting the cat go outside, then went to grab a first aid kit and tried to struggle to get dazai to stop flopping around like a fish "Osamu stop moving those scars are dangerous it needs tending" he finally gave in arms crossed pouting waiting for you to finish "there all better now, do you want a kiss as an apology?" He gives you the nasty eye💀 "No! You've lost the kiss privileges." He got up dramatically and stomped outside his cape flying adding a dramatic effect, you shook your head "such a drama queen.." "i HEARD THAT"

Yukito ayatsuju

You and yukito were reading books in peace, he felt comfortable and decided to give you a sweet kiss on the cheek when all of a sudden your cat swiped at his chin, he hissed and immediately leaned back "What the-" he looked down and saw your cat that was laying peacefully asleep was now hissing at him claws out and fur standing on its edges "ugh the damn cat" "oh I'm so sorry let me get you a first aid kit", he grabbed your wrist before you could leave "it's fine I got it you stay" he was grumpy the whole day after.

Kunikida doppo

The fact that he even let you keep a cat is just, wow-

It was kinda rare for kunikida to be affectionate with you, today was one of the rare days, he felt oddly calm since he managed to avoid dazai the whole day, when he saw you a soft smile formed on his face as he got closer to you smiling "hello my dear" "hi kunikida" you smiled back at him, he kissed your forehead and before he could kiss your lips he felt intense pain at his ankle, he screamed which you're sure you're gonna be deaf soon because of; he looked down at what caused the pain to see your cat hanging on his hem of pants from biting him he scoffed and grabbed the cat by it's scurf putting it down on the floor and he looked back at you with a disappointed look, a deadpan stare, you looked down trying to stifle your laugh "I'm sorry kunikida" "*sigh* it's fine, just... make sure your cat doesn't do this again, it's very dangerous." He turned and started to walk away leaving you with your cat and you looked down at it "he was about to kiss me why'd you do that"?! "meow"

The end

Hope you enjoyed♡

[midnights-wish]

''She didn't care how the others looked at her any more. All she had on her mind was what she could see in the mirror.''

Yukito Ayatsuji, 'The Decagon House Murders' (1987).

[rosalinesurvived]

Ayatsuji Yukito’s personality makes a lot more sense once you realise that he’s been a detective for twenty years and is currently twenty-seven. Yeah, if I had to be scooby-doo without a functioning crew before I even got into high school I think I’d find dolls cooler than human beings and think everyone else is a piece of shit too. All I’m saying is that everyone in the BSD fandom talks about evil!Ranpo and finding humanity in others once you’ve given up on it, subsequently regaining your will to find the goodness in life but do I hear anyone else screaming about Ayatsuji and Tsujimura? Do I fuck.