#thesis statement

[gayferrari]

@evilscuderia you were so right for this one

[transfemmesam]

girl!sam looks exactly the same as canon sam btw. she dresses the same way, has the same hair, same mannerisms, the only different thing is that she’s a girl. also she’s trans

[upwardsdescensum]

me when they're trying to tell me that this house is alive

[hellrobin]

“jason was the most rebellious robin” “no it was obviously dick” guys which one was literally suspended from robin. which one was fired.

[dadvans]

the thing about buck and eddie is that they were divorced before they ever met and they’ll keep getting divorced. they aren’t staying divorced but they’re just gonna keep getting divorced. like sisyphus. you feel me.

[queermania]

I do love you. Don't you see? Don't you understand?

[arowrath]

[saulwexler]

Eras of Jimmy Mcgill

[revengeromance]

[gayferrari]

one thing about me is that I approach watching sports with all the bloodthirsty anticipation of an ancient roman at the colosseum eager to watch someone torn to shreds by lions

[alphadoggs]

the chokehold they have on my brain rn

[twinkmarmelade]

[transfemmesam]

🥰 I wanna hear about your au where Sam is a girl!!

YIPPEE ^_^ so. she’s not superrr feminine but ofc the hunting lifestyle doesn’t really lend itself to that, and in part it’s because she looks up to dean so much and wants to be like him (mostly when she’s younger though).

girl sam definitely still has canon sam’s absolutely ridiculous height, she’s lanky and not particularly curvy, and she probably has similar hair to canon as well because again, the hunting life is not easy on long hair. in late high school she probably starts growing it out in preparation for college

on the wincest side of things (because i’m me), dean would be SO much more weird and overprotective of her than he already is, with an added layer of misogyny 💀 when she outgrows him around 10th grade and can’t wear his hand-me-downs anymore, he freaks out because he has the amulet as part of her with him, but there’s nothing left of his on her…. so he starts being meaner and rougher so she has some visible bruises and bites from him <3 also when she “officially” loses her virginity (aka has sex with someone other than dean) it makes him both so horny and violent that he doesn’t know what to do with himself 🫶 god forbid someone other than him touch sammy and kiss sammy and fuck sammy bc that’s his job!! and oh man if they’re mean to her that’s his job too >:(

all her teachers during this era are kinda freaked out bc (direct quote from my buddy) “it’s this really smart awkward girl always showing up to school with new bruises and she gets picked up by an angry guy who pushes her around and yells at her but she refuses to say anything bad about him ever”. <3

one last thing bc this got really long: john is also definitely weird abt her because she reminds him of mary, and both he and dean keep her away from hunts as much as possible because they’re ultra-worried about other hunters being pervy and they’re jealous. sam doesn’t like this because she can handle herself and she’s not gonna do anything with a stranger wtf 🙄🙄

[cannibaltranssexual]

rip abigail hobbs you would've loved preacher's daughter

[hellrobin]

stanning tim drake isn’t a choice or a lifestyle it’s a feral cat that’s wrestled its way into my house and is repeatedly mauling at my head

[spraytansonyeondan]

It's so strange, but these two people on the internet made me feel so understood when I was alone, and therefore, paradoxically, not so alone at all.