do they fuck
I….do you mean Jack and Merlin??
…No, anon, they’re just really good friends.
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girl you posted about holding hands with your professor like two months ago and I think about it at least once a week PLEASE give me an update I need to know if your living the fan fiction life
Well, in the words of my beloved Miranda :
I am, in fact, living the fanfic life. And it’s a wonderful one!! 🫶🏻
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It's really hilarious to see Obitine listed as one of the "healthy" ships in Star Wars along with such glowing examples as Kanan and Hera and Bail and Breha just because Obitine happen to not have a big age gap when Obitine is honestly one of the least healthy ships in Star Wars and the only reason it's not at the bottom with Anidala is because Satine and Obi-Wan actively choose not to be in a relationship canonically.
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anyway i think modern au ruetash should have an age difference because i think thats funny. rue 100% pulls the "youre just like every other old man out there preying on younger girls!" card when they fall out. he takes 10d8 psychic damage at being called an "old man" (40s)
they break up for the 7th time that tenday and rue is tweeting abt how "its always the rich old men who take advantage of the pretty girls" and he replies with "stop calling me old"
rue "youre old enough to be my father" (he isnt) lastname vs enver "how do you do fellow kids" gortash
she buys him happy 50th balloons for his birthday and he cries inside (hes only in his 40s please stop that rue)
rue "when i was 18 you were in you were basically in your 30s haha how weird is that you cradle robber" (shes ~10 years younger)
it gives them a better dynamic with savvy social media user vs man who thinks people actually read emails.
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The problem with being with or attracting weird people is that something you can end up being friendly with some bad people like creeps and stuff.
I'm sorry but if you're actively being questionable around child or seeking out some fuck up shit with child in it. Then you're not weird. You need to be gone. I don't deal with that kind of shit not on my watch.
Those people disgusted me and will not be in my association. Get some help.
I'm not against most paraphilias, I have some myself but there's a line you can't cross when it comes to hurting people (nonconsentually) or animals then you need to learn to control it and deal with it properly or your ass is going to be beat.
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i was going through and blocking a bunch of transphobe accounts and some terf was like “straight men are making grindr accounts pretending to be gay to fuck poor vulnerable ftms” and there’s so much transphobia/bioessentialsm, homophobia, misogyny, etc there that we need to unpack at some point… but we can do that after i jerk off abt how hot that is
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someone just tried to get me into an argument on tiktok over dumbledore 😭 all i said was that harry’s death/fate was the only one he was responsible for and not anyone from marauders era
like girl im not bout to argue with u if u cant see the obvious 😭
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“Bowser is a big turtle/dragon and Peach is HuMAn. They can’t be in a relationship!”
😂 where do these ppl come from??
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