#they are so extra. help. LMAO.

[aprilblossomgirl]

What are Q and Chain doing again? If you want to know, check it out yourself.

We Are (2024) | Ep.10

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[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)

THAT LAZYBONES!!

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[dennisboobs]

hey. do you guys want the sunny books. 'cause i uploaded them to IE

⬇️cookbook⬇️

⬇️self-help book⬇️

[asexualbookbird]

Hey! Hi! I need dental work, a filling repair between two teeth, so I'm opening up simple doodle commissions! Send me a photo of your pet, and I'll turn them into a doodle! I'm not picky about the animal, all critters welcome.

Don't have a pet? No problem! Send me a photo, even an idea, and we can work things out. Your critter doesn't even have to exist.

Whole procedure will be 606$, my goal is 120$ to cover the months phone bill, and I've put down a 25$ deposit for the appointment in September.

I only have cashapp at this time ( $ravencrantz )

I've temporarily opened up tumblr dms, so message me if you're interested! If you want more pet (okay. cat.) doodle examples, check out this tag! For my art in general check out this tag and there's also some things on my other blog @ravencrantz

[breadandblankets]

Elaine and Doug didn't really expect to hear anything back once the billionaire was out of their house. of course, looking back that was a silly thought.

It started with a snack basket and flowers with a hefty investment from Wayne Ent. into getting more funding for the cities social services. Doug got jokingly mad because he wanted flowers. Elaine had laughed at the time, privately planning to get her husband a bouquet.

She gets a text at work the next day from Doug, a picture of a gorgeous bouquet of chrysanthemums.

Wayne didn't exactly leave a phone number but it was sort of impossible to live in Gotham without knowing where Bruce Wayne lives. Elaine writes a letter, by snail mail, inviting Wayne to a Thomas family dinner.

The second time Bruce Wayne is in their living room, he's looking a lot healthier than the last. He's dressed down, Elaine estimates his outfit is only worth one year of her salary not two. In one hand he holds a bottle of wine that probably has lineage papers or whatever rich people do, and in the other some fancy french lemonade.

"Alfred always taught me to never show up empty handed," he says with a disarming smile.

"He taught you well then," Elaine says diplomatically.

Dinner isn't a fancy affair. Duke has set the table with a sort of haphazard arrangement. (Doug had tried to explain where all the things go, Duke had responded "but you can just grab what you need? why do I need to arrange it for you?" and no one really had a good answer for that.) The lasagna Doug spent all day on smelt heavenly where it cooled on the stove.

Conversation flowed well, Bruce was as charming and funny as he was the last time. He and Doug had become their impromptu dinner time entertainment as they "yes, and-"-ed their way through a whole slew of ridiculous stories.

Duke had waited until Bruce had taken a drink to say: "You know my parents are married right?"

Surprisingly the man hadn't spewed expensive wine all over the table, although it did look like it went up his noes.

"Duke," Doug said with a face palm.

"Just wanted to make sure he knew," Duke said.

"I'm aware," Bruce croaks when he recovers. "Friendship only, I promise."

"Good," Duke sniffs primly, then smiles in smug amusement.

Wayne for his part seems to be a good sport about it, he even offers to host next time.

"Not at the Manor, I wouldn't subject you to that, I have a small place in the city."

(Spoiler alert: the place is not small.)

Bruce doesn't cook, in his words he "burns water", but he does get thai from a local hole in the wall. Elaine has to ask if he knew that was her favorite, and Bruce shyly tells her he asked Doug for suggestions.

At some point the back and forth extends beyond dinner parties, Knights games, spa days, park outings (some that even had normal plants!).

Bruce Wayne had never been a stranger in the lives of the Thomases.

So when the Joker took, he took everything.

[sweetestflow3rs]

tw for abortion talk ( fictional ) //

and if i said that i am contemplating the idea of the dr impregnating vanida in the institution and vanida inducing her own miscarriage by eating poisonous herbs in the forest when escaping, how many rocks will be thrown at me?

[matcha-matics]

You can't look me in the eyes and tell me modern yanshen big wig business guy Yan Wushi wouldn't dress his A-Qiao up in the ✨️nicest✨️ modern hanfu to go to these swanky work events.

Shen Qiao looks a level of ethereal that everyone there is like oh... That's Yan Wushi's sugar baby. Oh, that man is paying /bank/ to keep that young thing, goddamn.

Comments just keep rolling in like that and everytime YWS is just glowing w delight while SQ just progressively gets more annoyed.

"Yan Wushi we have literally been married for three years, stop letting people say these things-"

[pseudophan]

i know it would only be an unnecessary pain in the ass for him if i did but it does bother me not to respond like THANK YOU SO MUCH to my gp's messages to me through the healthcare online portal thing. he has a tendency to sit and answer messages and prescription refill requests late as hell in the evening because that's when he finally has the time and it feels so wrong to not reply even if it's entirely unnecessary and he neither expects nor wants that

[rockethorse]

I decided Calcinidae Bay needed a nice romantic restaurant for Valentine's Day, and so I present La Rose de la Rivière, or "Rose of the River". It's modern French fine dining. Bookings are essential.

The spacious indoor dining room, for parties of varying sizes (and significance).

The kitchen, notable for its windows which invite guests to observe the well-oiled machine of its dinner service, a little like the real-world French Laundry.

After dining, guests may move upstairs to Cupid's Bar and pair a digestif with some delightful conversation in one of its many intimate nooks.

And of course, since the Rose is famous for its views of the giant slab of floodfill blue river, there is ample outdoor seating when the weather is amenable.

Since this is Calcinidae Bay, this is, naturally, a shell challenge, with a little surprise -

Ta-dah! 💘 Isn't it the cutest? The original shell challenge is by RoseSkyPlays on the Gallery for The Sims 4 and I thought the little cupid heart shape was really sweet. I had fun figuring how to use it; the tip of the arrow is a very exclusive little windowed seating area in the bar, and the "tail" makes up the restaurant's sign.

Hope you all had a happy Valentine's Day however you choose to celebrate (or not)!

[heromonty]

Newbie household pic dump! I’m using this Pleasantview neighbourhood which adds Tutorial Joe and Jane and also makes Joe Brandi’s brother.

It’s nice that she’s not so alone now and that she has some family that can help her a bit while she’s in her struggle era.

[faunandfloraas]

you can make fun of felix for sounding dumb when he speaks, he does say some very funny and questionable, somewhat bizarre things at times, but there's a certain point where I am going to judge you for it a little bit <3

[coyoteclan]

Big TW for pet loss

Hey, clangen tumblr and those who just enjoy the silly cats on this blog. I know it's been a little bit of time since my last update, but unfortunately during the past few months, I have been caring for my closest friend, Comet.

She's been my best friend for 15 whole years, and on February 9th of 2024, I'm sad to say that she has passed. I won't lie when I say that this is one of the hardest posts I've ever made, but I want to continue this blog in her honor. Normally, I have a terrible habit of just letting projects like this slip by me and gather dust; however Comet was meant to play an integral part within the blog to immortalize her, and I refuse to let something meant just for her to go to waste.

I want to thank you all first of all for being such an amazing community. I've genuinely had so much joy come of this blog, and it pains me that I let it go stagnant for as long as I have. There are 568 of you now, which is so extremely wild to me; but I hope that from now on, you can all love Comet as much as I did, even if as a memory.

I hope to return to posting content both here and on my main, @mxssacre , but for now I still need time to grieve and come to terms with the loss of someone that was so incredibly intertwined with everything I've done since I was 9 years old.

Thank you for everything Comet, my heart, my soul, my love.

More of my favorite photos of her beneath the cut.

It's hard to choose favorites out of the thousands of photos I've taken of her over the years, but I hope these do her justice to show what an amazing being she was. I hope you're hunting your toy mice in the stars, Comet.

[crescent-cubed]

Ain't no parasocial relationship like a Tumblr friendship because I don't even know any of your names, nor have I ever seen your faces, but I know that I care about you and that I think it would be fun to get lunch together if we had the chance, y'know?

[cookinguptales]

idk if I ever posted this photo that someone who worked the coat check at SNM posted on IG shortly before the show closed

it was a list of interesting purses they kept on the back wall, apparently, and I was laughing at how many of them posted “frog”

up to and including “HENRY THE FROG” at the bottom

this is why I said I think I might actually be the interesting customer lmao

[ikol-loki]

ok so i have a slight confession to make

as obsessed as I am with spider-man I have only read a handful of comics, having sort of avoided it because theres SO much content and my comic reading list is already insane (i'm still stuck in 2012) i do know things from other media and just learning but again have only read a handful of spidey comics so now i'm out here asking – if I want to get into spidey comics, what should I read? as a young avengers and ikol loki fan etc (new-ish characters) most of my reading list is comprised of every-single-appearance-of-x-character, and I just can't practically do that with massive heroes that have been around for 60 years and make tiny cameos in many comics (i have a loki list like that and it is long but not as long as a peter parker one would be)

[bunnyboy-juice]

awawawawawawa