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#they cry at the wedding tho
casually-eat-my-soul · 4 months
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I’m just picturing bilbo talking about courting habit of hobbits to the company (maybe ori was asking questions idk) and he off handily mentions that hobbits court via food.
Cue the company wondering that if them eating his entire pantry and him letting them means something. This increases into an argument wether over whose the better dwarf. (Not that any of them are planning on doing anything but they were trying to figure out how to let Bilbo down and it spiralled into who was the best)
“I have better hair”
“I’m a BETTER FIGHTER”
“Well I can cook, Hobbits like food and lots of it.”
Thorin is silently stewing but can’t say anything. That is until Gandalf says that the courting only counts if the hobbit themselves cooks the food for you and serves you. (He thinks the drama is hilarious and wanted more entertainment)
The entire company then remembers that only only person he technically served was Thorin with the soup he cooked.
This only makes the fighting worse, and makes Thorin more smug. Fili and Kili are outraged
“We’re both royalty and younger and more attractive. What does uncle have that we don’t”
But they use this against him when he’s being rude to bilbo “oh be careful uncle, he might trade you in for a better model”
Balin is overjoyed because bilbo is persuasive and politically smart and doesn’t like gold. Dwalin doesn’t know whether to clown on Thorin or be scared over his future as a royal guard because bilbo is somehow worse than Thorin when it comes to death defining stunts.
The rest of the company still argues up until Thorin and bilbos wedding whether or not bilbo was counting them as well. They also make bets because or course they do.
Gandalf takes great, great pleasure in claiming credit for bringing the couple together but honestly he was just looking for entertainment.
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The way yi looks at diao during intimate moments, especially in last night's episode, is just so. PURE. He's so completely in awe of diao, so amazed that this wonderful, sweet, beautiful boy chose to love him and continues to love him every day. Yi isn't used to it, he's always had to prove himself a worthy man and it still isn't good enough. But to diao, he is. And it makes me so emo.
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ruins-and-rewritez · 1 year
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Kaz commissioning some reclusive Crow-era artist to paint a portrait of him and Inej as his wedding gift to her, showing how she, like a Saint, brought light into his emo-dark life
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hotasfahrenheit · 2 months
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oh my GOD this is incredible, is there a clear version of this picture floating around yet that i just haven't seen because i need this in my life
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Oh, my heart.
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michi-chelle-draws · 1 year
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there, fixed the ending cg
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carterashofficial · 9 months
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I have an announcement
Boyfriend is no longer my boyfriend
He’s been prompted to fiancé
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He proposed in the middle of a road trip overlooking the beach and it was hilarious. He’s got Zero skills at being sneaky about things so I knew to get my nails done ahead of time. Also he was nervous AF.
So we walk along the beach bridge, I’m taking photos of the sunset, and from behind me he goes “Carter, stop walking now!”, and there he was with the ring.
He did manage to hide that it was my great-great Aunt Gusty’s engagement ring, which he got stones for and had all fancied up and resized.
Anyway. We can’t stop giggling like idiots.
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gregoftom · 1 year
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where do i even start
#tomgreg#stay tuned for a special thing at the end#FIRST OFF CAN I JUST SAY. thinking about my own various skills and abilities tom says as he MOVES CROTCH FIRST TOWARDS GREG.#and he's just told greg his skills. he's got a big dick and fucks fast and hard. so like. there's that.#i'm either to assume he's already showed said skills off to greg and referring to it or he's literally being suggestive#either unconsciously or consciously.#also he wiggles his crotch a little. like. we get it you wanna fuck greg so bad it makes you look stupid.#ok so we've got the tom not tiptoeing around this like he did with shiv and straight up saying i'm not fucking happy#with you going off with somebody else. i don't like it. why are you happy and i'm not that's not fair.#you're mine. i'm not jealous tho haha#we've got them going through what looks like a wedding arch.#we've got them full on acting like a married couple with greg making excuses for tom and holding him back a little. acting like his wife.#we've got tom switching chiding greg for saying something and the ''don't say that!!'' and then greg agreeing#and saying that actually no tom is a lovely man. oh don't mind my husband he's just grouchy!#and then the WAY tom says you've ruined it like he's about to throw up or cry. or both.#and then greg being like ?? how i have ruined it?? and tom ''idk you just HAVE'' all petulant like#and you know what i'm gonna say. a schoolboy.#he's like thanks i hate it#it really is so much this episode. so much.#i have an idea from it of what fic i could write so there's something at least. a
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tamagotchikgs · 4 months
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why is my facebook account that i havent used since i was 14 years old sending me emails trying 2 marry me off
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The way yi looks at diao during intimate moments, especially last night's episode, is just so. SOFT. He is so completely in awe of diao, amazed that this wonderful, aweet and kind boy chose to love him, and continues to love him every day. Yi isn't used to that. He grew up having to prove himself every day, knowing it would still never be good enough in his own father's eyes, or in diao's father's. But he is good enough for diao, he doesn't have to prove his worth to him. And it just makes me so emo.
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bojanus · 1 year
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Me watching the wedding ceremony: Tearing up, but holding strong with maybe a single stoic tear
Me in the car afterwards: *ugly sobbing*
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guinevereslancelot · 7 months
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why is my friend getting married on a tuesday
#this is the idiot friend w the teenage bf now teenage fiancé#i don't have a job yet but hopefully i will by july and im only applying to regualr mon-fri jobs#so i would need to use a vacation day on their wedding#when im already going to be blowing thru all my vacation time going to doctor appointments to not go blind.....lol#i thought most people got married on saturdays bc its easier for guest to come#maybe they picked a weird day so that less people would come but they wouldn't have to invite less people to keep the catering cheaper#would have been better to do a potluck wedding they're broke af and nobody would mind#anyway ugh#i dont want to be the mean unsupportive friend by skipping the wedding#even tho i am....not very supportive lol#skipping the wedding is a big deal i dont want to do that im not even telling them they're bejng dumb at this point#its too late#im trying to save the friendship so i have to go#but tuesday is really annoying#also there's a very solid chance they'll ask if they can do it at my house bc my yard is really nice#so i really cant skip it 😂#unless i cry abt going blind and make a big fuss but i dont want to do that either#this has been a shitpost#it probably genuinely didn't occur to them that tuesday would be difficult for anyone bc neither of them has ever had a full time job ever#they're 18 and 21#they're so unprepared to get married its scary lol#grown up jobs are a foreign concept to them#jk they def did it so that they could keep the wedding small without not inviting people#so now i have to be the bad friend and say i can't take off work or i have to give up a vacation day#and hope i wont run out pf vacation days for medical treatment#i cant wait until one of my nice normal friends gets married or has a baby so i can actually be happy for them
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mwagneto · 2 years
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you have to watch the last of us show!!!!! episode 3 is something truly special, you’ll def appreciate it!!!
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY HUH. YOU THINK YOU'RE HILARIOUS. YOU THINK YOU'RE SOME FUNNY LITTLE JESTER? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? TO MAKE ME CRY? TO MAKE ME SOB? MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND OVER A ONE HOUR STORY? HM?
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hunsa-jars · 1 year
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The wedding was funnnn, golly I feel woozy
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faceglitchsworld · 2 years
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TxT and Fluffy Hair: a wonderful relationship~ Part 4: A Squirrel named Terry 🐿️
Author's note: repetitia iuvant. This post is biased, don't expect something objective. If you'll see other idols mentioned here is only as examples not for comparing them. The analysis are inspired by Michaela Diana's works on Instagram. The photos on this post are all taken from TxT's official accounts. No fantaken photos.
This post is dedicated to @onlyoneofyouu ❤️
Hello everyone, welcome back here on this amazing series where I talk about my love for curly/perm hair, also known as The Floof. Must admit, I'm a little sad while writing this post since we're almost at the end of this journey with TxT members. I really wanted this series to never end 😭
But the show must go on, so I'll go with the second last member left, someone who wasn't supposed to have The Floof but he demonstrated to us that NO, he can have The Floof and even looking good with it.
My dear readers, I'm talking about...
* drums roll *
TAEHYUN!
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Yeah I know he's beautiful please don't die while watching the pic 🫠
Oh Terry, Terry, precious beautiful Terry, did I already tell you that you have a beautiful English na-wait a second, this is the wrong post...
So, in the introduction I told you that Taehyun wasn't supposed to receive The Floof and you wonder why, since he looks beautiful with it. Well, let's see his face and you'll understand why.
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Well, starting from the face shape, Taehyun seems to have a square/rectangular shape. And...well, I'm sorry, but this shape doesn't fit at all with The Floof. If your face shape has a rectangular, square or even a diamond shape, there's an high percentage that The Floof will not work for you. But you'll look beautiful with short, straight hair tho (think about San from Ateez for example, he's probably one the best candidates for short hair. He's always beautiful with short haircuts and he has a rectangular/diamond face shape 🥴).
But Tae looks beautiful with The Floof so...why? Well, we should thank his blunt jawline, which gives him enough roundness and softness for The Floof.
His eyes are round, which is another good feature for The Floof. And they're also big, which means that he can have long bangs and I would not complain because I can still see his eyes despite that. Hallelujah, finally I've found someone who can have long bangs!
And the full cheeks? You don't even need to answer, he has them. Especially when he's wearing makeup, you can easily find those squishy squirrel cheeks.
So yeah, despite the face shape, Taehyun can have The Floof. HOORAY! You can celebrate Tae!
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Ok, now that we understood that Tae has a good shape for The Floof you're probably asking which kind of haircut suits him the best.
Well, uhm, what if I tell you that I already know which kind of haircut suits him perfectly? And that haircut is taken from the third H:OUR photobook? :3
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If your future partner will not come at your wedding dressed like this, you can leave them. Seriously.
I don't know how many of you will disagree on this but seriously, he looks so beautiful and ethereal here. This haircut is honestly one of the best renditions of The Floof for him, I can't imagine another perfect haircut on him.
And the colour? Oh well, honestly I can understand if you'll disagree with me. Tae has gone through different colours and there are many of them which fit him perfectly: blonde, silver, black, brown, pink, peach, there are too many colours to choose. In my opinion tho, his best colour will always be red.
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I'm biased ok? Red is one of my favourite colours and seeing someone from my ultimate groups looking so good with it is the ultimate blessing. And as you can see here, Tae looks good with every shade of red. Now imagine him with the H:OUR haircut and red...it would be perfect. Perfect.
And that's it. We reached the end. As you've noticed, Tae is what it could be an exception, someone who destroyed some of my personal rules for The Floof and looked beautiful with it regardless. Now we're towards the end, there's only one member left. How will be his relationship with The Floof?
Who knows...👀
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celticwoman · 1 year
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might be because im very gay but im so excited is one of my fave glee covers ever
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