#they did not deserve this

[backjustforberena]

NEW PHOTO of Corlys Velaryon & Rhaenys Targaryen in "Driftmark"

[theoryandahalf]

Babe, wake up. New sleep paralysis demon just dropped.

[nonbinarylesbianskout]

They're free now guys

[ferviks]

I've been thinking about the calamity trio. They were just kids. They were just middle schoolers liveng their lives and in the next moment Anne and Sasha are fighting on swords on a tall ass tower, where the second one almost dies, falling from a crazy hight. Anne is being betrayed by both of her best friends, one of which is a goddamn Leuhtenant ant the other - a royal fucking adviser. AT THE AGE OF THIRTEEN Sasha leads a whole ass army, gets a mythical warhammer, cracks the stone with by getting thrown on it TWICE, fights off of a killer newt and wears unimaginably heavy armor. Marcy is being decieved by a grown ass gigantic newt, get stabbed and might I remind you GET BLAIMED FOR IT. Anne whitnesses Marcy getting, as she might've thought, killed + AndriASS throws Sprig outta window. Girl gets a fucking blue powers that exhaust her body and than Anne gets thrown to Earth with, lemme count: a) Sasha's backstabbing (again), b) Marcy's betrayal, c) possible death of both of her close friends, d) the weight of responsibility of getting the Planters home e) a killer FUCKING ROBOT. In the meantime, Sasha protects Wortwood and than leads the resistance while the whole Amphibia is getting destroyed! And Marcy is getting possesed by a freaking ancient evil, which've been existing even longer then AndriASS.

Once again ! THEY WERE 13!

And than Anne fights government and gets to Amphibia fighting alongside Sasha. In the process of preventing Frogvasion, Grime gets his hand chopped of, Sasha gets SEVERE wounds and almost dies, while Anne is fighting a big asshole in a robotic costume. A. Newt. King. In. A. Robotic. Costume. Against A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL WITH BLUE POWERS. I MEAN SHE'VE BEEN SMACKED TO EVERY POSSIBLE SKYSCRAPER.

And even this is not enough. And they fought a fucking moon and Anne gave her LIFE FOR IT. SHE WAS READY TO GIVE UP ON EVERYTHING FOR AMPHIBIA. A child behaving like a whole ass adult. She've gained unimaginable powers and lost her life. I can't live with the knowledge of it.

They've been through SO MUCH. I don't believe for a second that thay actually got over it. Nu-uh. It was BEYOND traumatic.

Я думала про лихе тріо. Вони були просто дітьми. Вони були просто ученицями середніх класів, які жили своїм життям, а в наступну мить Енн і Саша б'ються на мечах на високій блядь вежі, де друга мало не гине, падаючи з божевільної висоти. Енн зраджують обидві її найкращі подруги, одна з яких - клята Лейтенантка, а інша - довбана королівська радниця. У ТРИНАДЦЯТЬ РОКІВ Саша очолює цілу армію, отримує міфічний бойовий молот, розбиває камінь, бо її кидають в нього ДВІЧІ, відбивається від тритона-вбивці та носить неймовірно важкі обладунки. Марсі обманює дорослий гігантський тритон, її протикають йобаним ножем, і, дозвольте нагадати, що її у цьому ж і звинувачують. Енн стає свідком того, що Марсі, як вона могла подумати, вбивають + Андріас викидає Спріга з вікна. Дівчинка отримує довбані сині сили, які виснажують її тіло, а потім Енн кидають на Землю з: а) ударом в спину від Саші (знову), б) зрадою Марсі, в) можлива смерть обох її близьких друзів, г) вага відповідальність за повернення Плантарів додому e) Вбивчий ЙОБАНИЙ РОБОТ. Тим часом Саша захищає Вортвуд і потім очолює опір, поки всю Амфібію знищують! А Марсі одержує жахливе стародавнє зло, яке існує навіть довше, ніж Андріас.

Знову ж! ЇМ БУЛО 13!

Потім Енн бореться з урядом і потрапляє до Амфібії, борючись разом із Сашою. У процесі запобігання жаб'ячого вторгнення, Грайму відрубують руку, Саша отримує ЖАХЛИВІ рани та ледь не помирає, а Енн бореться з великим мудаком у костюмі робота. Король. Тритон. В. Костюмі. Робота. Проти 13-РІЧНОЇ ДІВЧИНКИ З БЛАКИТНИМИ СИЛАМИ. ТИПУ, ЇЇ ЙОБНУЛИ ОБ КОЖЕН МОЖЛИВИЙ ХМАРОЧОС.

І навіть цього недостатньо. І вони бились із довбаним місяцем, і Енн віддала ЗА ЦЕ ЖИТТЯ. ВОНА ГОТОВА БУЛА ВІД УСЬОГО ВІДМОВИТИСЯ ЗАРАДИ АМФІБІЇ. Дитина поводиться як повноцінна доросла. Вона набула неймовірних сил і втратила життя. Я не можу жити зі знанням про це.

Вони БАГАТО пережили. Я ні на секунду не вірю, що ти справді подолав це. Нє-а. Це було НАДЖЕ травматично.

[mleemwyvern]

what even WAS that meltdown. 3/3 ambushed and killed early by red. aqua wasnt bad they just got the worst luck in the world

[morsking]

i honestly can’t believe it affects me this much i guess i loved the game and the people who made it more than i realized

[hansoeii]

The Doctor!

[hinamie]

mentor

[talaricula]

Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :

Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources

Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)

Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women

Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women

Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)

Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)

Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community

Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS

Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough

Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media

Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards

Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories

Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")

And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue

Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)

[dasketcherz]

it was a pretty cool dlc, i enjoyed it a lot

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

Beautiful from Ordinary Days

[jarwithdragonteeth]

also had a fun idea about sam beign one who will jolt awake out of malleus sleep spell because of shitton of magical amulets he wears.

attempt to illustrate.

[razzafrazzle]

I think that I've only drawn Ford like. 3 times in my entire life. so here's some Fordsy (and some Fiddsy. and a Bill I guess)

[image description: a page of drawings of ford, mcgucket, and bill cipher from gravity falls. near the top are two portraits of ford, one in the gravity falls style and the other in a more realistic style. next to that is a simple doodle of ford and mcgucket smiling and embracing with the caption "old man yaoi!" beneath them. in the bottom left is a simple drawing of a younger ford, and next to that is a drawing of bill with a speech bubble saying "i'm here too! also i'm hatless for spacing reasons". next to that is bill's hat, as well as mcgucket in an orange and brown 70s-style outfit and a braided beard, and he is sitting on the ground, lost in thought. end id]

[mumblesplash]

(teaching my art class)

me: and what’s the number one rule when designing characters with wings? …well?

a handful of students, sighing reluctantly: no good fa-

me (interrupting them): NO good-faith attempts at realism, EVER. you want all the bird dweebs and physicists jumping ship as EARLY AS POSSIBLE so they’re not around to cinemasins your ass when you get to the cool parts of your story, and…ugh, what now, gerald

gerald (my least favorite student): why not just do some minimal research instead of-

me: listen you little shit i can and will singlehandedly tank your 4.0 gpa

[fanaticalthings]

Jason Todd fans come get your daily dose of scrunkly Jason (ft. Damian)

+ Jason being a protective older brother

and them fighting (because obviously)

he's just a little guy here

look at them!! brothers!!

From The Boy Wonder #2 By Juni Ba

[marshallmigraine]

Love how in BG3 you can play as a more or less redeemable Durge and still say the most deranged shit possible