#they fuck nasty

[beetlerings]

Happy Valentine’s Dayyy !! Here’s my fav married couple

[harringroveera]

And Billy is exactly Steve’s type

[mejcinta]

Aemond did Alys such a disservice dying too soon. They woulda banged their way to baby number 12!!! 😩😩😩

[arliedraws]

ooooohhh who do you like/ship in macbeth? 👀

Omg a MACBETH ask!!!

Umm...I would ship Macbeth with a LOT of characters. I really, REALLY like when Macbeth is a young man and Lady Macbeth is at least a decade older, so that's my top ship right there. The Mommy thing is...so fucking delicious. Big murderous warrior asking Mommy to please fuck him? Trying to convince her he's a big strong man???? Lady Macbeth taking care of her boy????

Then Macbeth/Banquo--very into the best friends things lately, but I like that this is much more toxic than my usual. I like the idea that when Banquo had a son, Macbeth was...jealous of the attention Fleance received from Banquo. Also, having your ex-lover murdered because you believe he's the better man and you think he's going to take your throne? The only thing is that I wish Macbeth had been the one to kill Banquo, but oh well.

Also, Macbeth/Malcolm. Older man/younger man. Macbeth is physically stronger and aggressive while Malcolm is young and manipulative? Yeah, feed me.

You'd think with my love of enemies-to-lovers that I'd like Macbeth/Macduff, but I honestly think Macduff is sort of boring. Theoretically, it's hot, but it doesn't actually get me going. I could ruminate on this and get myself there eventually though.

Also Macbeth probably fucked (got fucked by???) the witches? And liked it?

[hickoryhorneddevils]

uglyness is not the opposite of sexiness btw. they hold hands. they’re lovers

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

[suiheisen]

liberté, egalité, fraternité et yaoi

[schlange-edens]

venom isn't about a big lethal monster or killing spider-man (only like early venom and besides, they're friends now). it's about the yearning, it's for the queers, it's about understanding each other across different species. this is a love story about a disaster man and his tapeworm from outta space

[shesalittlelost]

World's most moral army's most noble soldiers...

[lxvvie]

fuck nasty!Ghost who shows you how much he misses you.

You were out running errands, leaving Simon, home from his latest deployment, to his own devices. All was going well—so you thought—until you heard the telltale ping of your phone and saw that he had texted you.

Simon probably needed you to pick something up for him on the way home. Mm. Doable. You opened the text under that innocent assumption.

And you know what they say about making assumptions.

Because right there in front of your very eyes was a picture of underwear. Your underwear. Your favorite pair of underwear. Your favorite pair of underwear you'd been searching for while you were getting dressed this morning.

They were covered in cum. Simon's cum.

You receive another text not even a second later: Miss you, sweetheart.

It was a miracle you didn't drop your phone.

[subterra-rose]

Nothing’s worse than when you’re talking to someone about character nuances and they refuse to take their shipping goggles off bc I said “oh yeah I think these two could have a really interesting dynamic if it was explored” and they went “well I ship this character with someone else so…” like bro I said they could have a compelling relationship, not that I wanted them to fuck nasty style

[sexy-pookie]

Love the shades 😎💕

[pregnantsecondo]

DUDE I CAN WRITE PISS KINK WITH ENOCH AND SECONDO.

[psykopaths]

Nasty girls are keepers 💕

[princeshilo]

2024:

GET WEIRDER

MAKE BAD ART

FIND LOVE EVERYWHERE

END SELF SHAME

FUCK NASTY