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marbletheunworthy · 11 months

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Sneak peak for an ATMOD au I’m working on :)

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balis77 · 1 year

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Fun fact: Samus' zero suit is a bodysuit in more recent games instead of the tank-top she wore in older games because at this point, she's been spliced with so many species' DNA you really don't want to see what the rest of her skin looks like.

#her head is like the sole part of her that looks human at this point #you look at a single bit of her skin that isn't covered by the zero suit that shit starts building your frenzy meter #samus takes off her suit and instead of something sexy you just start going catatonic from things your mind cannot comprehend #samus aran #metroid #shitposting #note: I'm fully aware some of you would still be into this #just saying

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dat-soldier · 7 months

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bro is preaching to the toaster

#trace #robot #kadiel #angel #my art #angels have no concept of sexy they just dress like this they think it looks cool

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sergle · 1 year

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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness #and the girl always in something of this type of pose.#if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck #so even that doesn't compare At All #but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail.#anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first #sergle.txt #i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you #I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'

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deecotan · 4 months

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anyway here's wavewave

#transformers #transformers g1 #wavewave #shockwave #soundwave #deeco art #idk why this pairing tickles my brain so much #the idea of two of the decepticons' loyalest members who at first glance seem to be the same type of quiet logical no-nonsense type #but when you really look at them you start to see their differences and how they actually work well together #but also like design-wise. romance between two robots with no visible 'face' is so sexy RAAAAAGGHHH #anyway i enjoy wavewaves dynamic in any continuity #but my personal make-believe (delusional) favorite dynamic is where shocky is just an Evil Science Nerd and soundy is her sexy goth gf #Me and the Bad Bitch I Pulled by Being Autistic kind of stuff basically

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chrissy-kaos · 1 month

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Fresh out of the shower 😜.. and slightly more ugly😬

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suntails · 5 months

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toot toot!

#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me #he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious #lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy #i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN #it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close #suntails #i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card #and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier #then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week #so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad

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idolomantises · 1 year

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i wanna do my own human Scarab design some time in the future, I discussed this on my personal but I felt pretty disappointed that fans weren't relying on Scarab's real face for inspiration and instead just using the Farmworld design he used once.

Especially since his real face makes him look like he has big nerdy glasses

#txt #fionna and cake #scarab the god auditor #its especially jarring with prohibitedwish fanart #because prismo will be the most beautiful looking man ive ever seen with an outfit that suits his character #and then scarab is just copy and pasting his purposefully bland human design #also human scarab should have sexy gloves-WHO SAID THAT

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staticofthetv · 3 months

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In honor of the new episode and hoshina being the stabby vice captain that he is, I present my favourite frame of hoshina from volume 4

Goofy ass vice captain /pos

#kaiju no. 8 #kn8 #soshiro hoshina #i like him lookin all fucked up #NOT IN A SEXY WAY #THE ART STYLE JUST SCRATCHES MY BRAIN ITCH #its a good look for him dont come at me

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je--ne-regrette--rien · 2 months

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#me #might trim my ass 😳#idk just looking at pics has me thinking #good morning sexy juicy bloggers 🫵🏽💖#gay

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satans-knitwear · 26 days

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Topless outdoor coffee mornings anyone??

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

#I'm not mad I promise. I just dyed my eyebrows before I dyed my hair so I look rly pissed off abt everything 😂#Also i am freshly showered so I decided to dry off in the sunshine instead of the normal boring way #Trying to decide if tonights look will need clothes over the top (pop to pub version) or 😻 out kinda vibes (wine at home)#I'm leaning towards the later fr #satans knitwear #girls with piercings #alt pinup #pinup girl #Does my face give masc vibes just bc im wearing no makeup??? Kinda yeah. Very sexy of me.#Maybe it's the tired/dead eyes lmao #cheeky #Happy Friday my loves! Lots to do today but thinking about fun things for us this evening 👀✨#Spotify

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waerwena · 3 months

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#fallout amazon #fallout prime #the ghoul #cooper howard #walton goggins #my gifs #that look and smirk of his...#so damn sexy #i just 🥵

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tricoufamily · 2 months

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just some ivy league kids trying to figure out necromancy

#the overall plot is pretty cool i just hate the characters now. they're cute though hi #they need sooo much revamping. or maybe i just explode this universe and move on to the next we'll see #anyway yeah the fourth pic that's evelyn she's dead and she was super obsessed w the occult and she's very manipulative and bad #that's her twin sister hazel in pic 5 they hated each other. she did not murder her. but should she have been allowed to i mean who's to sa #also HIIII LIAM MY VERY BELOVED (he's the first one <33 my oldest oc <33)#he basically grew up with me. my friend once said he's like my imaginary friend now that's what i call him djskfljds #while now i'm more like let's try to make characters that look like real people not barbie dolls #i do appreciate 13 yr old me just saying yeah liam's just like a hot sexy supermodel with zero imperfections. he's 6 foot 7 #the others are evelyn’s friends liam just transferred here though. but HE’S trying to do necromancy for his cousin ppl think he killed #ffkldjflkdfds #ts4 #ts4 cas #the sims 4

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buckingham-ashtray · 2 months

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APPARENTLY JOHNLOCK DOESN’T ROCK ON JUST EARTH NOW

‼️⚠️this is NOT an au⚠️‼️

Our babies are on Mars.

Freaking MARS.

Okay backtrack. So basically both SHERLOC and WATSON are cameras attached to a robotic arm in search of life on Mars. SHERLOC detects organic molecules and minerals on Mars, and WATSON captures detailed images of the Martian surface to support SHERLOC's analysis.

(Apparently this program was launched a while ago on July 30, 2020. In 13 days our babies are gonna have their fourth Mars anniversary. I’m going to cry.)

In my mind:

SHERLOC: *bossily points at something*

WATSON: *heaves sigh and takes photos*