#they’re all useless lesbians and/or bis now

[mckinlily]

Completely out of step with my usual fixation, but I saw fan art with femme!Chat, forgot about it for a while, and then got hit with idea which is basically we all know Chat is 1) a huge flirt and 2) Adrien’s outlet for everything he’s not allowed to be as Adrien Agreste.

And just…au where Adrien-> Adrienne is a girl. A girl with HUGE expectations set for her by Gabriel (f, because I think this works well with a SUPER strict, unavailable mother) and one of those expectations being, of course, to be straight.

So we got Adrienne, the most closeted gay girl to ever gay, making up male celebrity crushes and doing EVERYTHING in her power to prove she definitely, certainly, 100%, no girls included, likes boys.

And on the other hand, there’s Verified Lesbian DisasterTM Chat Noir. Gay Icon of Paris. Can’t go three seconds without spewing Gay all over the place. Is she flirting or just that useless at acting straight?

There’s a viral, gif-ed, meme-ed shaking phone recording of Chat just GOING OFF on all the ways girls are beautiful and perfect and so hot, omg, Ladybug, you don’t understand—

(Marinette thought she was straight, but now she’s fighting to ignore the fluttery feelings she gets when Chat flirts with her and, ugh, she has the worst crush on definitely-straight would-never-like-her-back Adrienne.)

Paris is pretty sure that their superheroes are dating (Have you seen those two? That is not a platonic “gal pals” situation). Ladybug shuts down anyone who suggests they’re dating but, like, if they aren’t together why does she constantly refer to Chat as her “partner” and threatens bodily harm to anyone who dares suggest she’s a sidekick or anything less? What about how they’re always cuddling together? What about all the dates?

(”They’re not DATES!” vents Ladybug.

“They’re not not dates,” says Chat with an adorable stupid wink.)

Even those who take what Ladybug and Chat Noir say at face value assume that they’re just the kind of lesbians who date for three years before figuring out they’re dating. Frankly, they’re not wrong. 

But also, we’ve got Marinette/Ladybug who assume like…Chat has to be super comfortable with her sexuality, right? She throws it around everywhere. Whereas Marinette is still trying to work out how she feels about being bi. Like, she knows it’s not bad. Her parents won’t have a problem with it. Alya was delighted when she told her! So why is it still hard? Why does the thought still feel uncomfortable and, sometimes, dirty, when she thinks about it? Why is it still hard?

So of course she look to Chat, her super out and open friend, to figure out how to process it. But Chat actually isn’t okay with her sexuality at all. She pretends when she’s Chat Noir because she can, but when she’s Adrienne, she’s filled with so much shame about it. Why can’t she just be normal? Why does she have to feel this way and feel it so much if it’s so clearly bad? Sure, Chat can be gay, but Chat is a superhero and ultimately a mask. Chat can’t be real.

In this au, it’s not just Ladybug’s denial disinterest that’s holding them back, but Chat won’t actually let herself have this. Sure, she’ll flirt and make gay jokes and wear a pride flag as a cape as Pride, but actually have a relationship with Ladybug? Act on all those feelings and fantasies she has? No, no, absolutely not. She’d rather be eviscerated by an akuma first.

And Adrienne is filled with so much guilt when she’s herself for what she does as Chat. Adrienne shouldn’t do that. Adrienne shouldn’t want that. And she’s desperate not a hint of what she is as Chat Noir come through in Adrienne Agreste. This time, Chat is just as insistent, if not more, that they have to keep their identities secret. She can’t ever have her alter ego revealed. It would ruin everything. Adrienne Agreste can’t be gay.

Over time, Ladybug has to slowly figure out that Chat isn’t nearly as confident and secure in her identity as she appears be. Adrienne has to learn to actually let herself have this. That it’s absolutely okay to be in love with her best friend and partner in saving Paris (or to be crushing on that super cute girl behind her in class). And, somehow, they have to work out the classic Love Square and figure out the exceptionally obvious fact that THE OTHER LIKES YOU BACK.

useless lesbians, both of them 

idk, I just think it could be a really interesting story about wlw and young queer women figuring themselves out. 

[oingomyboingos]

i’m so frustrated on past me’s behalf. stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

i’m in high school coming out as bi. every time i walk to class strangers ask me if i’m a lesbo because they saw me and my partner holding hands. gay friends start making useless lesbian jokes about me. I don’t have the heart to correct them because for once they’re seeing something about me as funny and they at least don’t call me slurs. I am called a lesbian by other bi women because “you don’t date men.” I don’t really date much of anyone after my ex. i’m confused

i’m in undergrad coming out to relatives and getting told by family that “it’s all a phase.” even my aunt who is bi tells me, well-meaningly, that “you don’t know who’s out there, could be lots of guys for you.” I cannot describe why the idea of being with a man as I am makes a scared animal try to claw its way out of my chest. I start identifying as a lesbian, so as to avoid thinking about it.

I’m in senior year laying on the floor. the ceiling fan blades spin overhead. unrelated, I am going to vomit. related, I am a boy. sometimes. and something else indescribable. but I like being a girl? what do I do with my hand sewn skirts and corsets? my head is in a panic but the beast in my chest has finally found some rest.

I am a graduate student stuck living at my parents’ house during lockdown. I feel trapped, but my friends help me think about things other than family troubles. we watch bad dating shows and one friend yells at me for commenting on the bodies of the men. I am not allowed to have comments on men she finds attractive. “you’re a lesbian, no one cares what you think about them anyway.” “lesbian” not “dyke” or “lesbo,” but the word still stings with a familiar smart. it feels more like a cage than a safeguard at this point.

I am living on my own. one of my coworkers who loves playing matchmaker tries to set me up with my other coworker. I cannot get the words “sorry i’m a dyke” to come out of my mouth. somehow, they get stuck between my tonsils. I share that I think i might be bi with a different friend. we get high and her boyfriend tries to use me as their unicorn, without either her or I’s prior consent or conversation. My mental health spirals.

I move in with friends. I am happier than I have ever been. I buy a binder and give myself an asthma attack from how much euphoria I have from being able to run up and down the stairs without bouncing. I wear a vest and trousers. I start a collection of silly hats and sunglasses. I schedule a top surgery consult. I avoid getting insurance approval. that would make it all feel too real. I don’t deserve nice things.

I am still trying to muster up the courage to figure out when I am doing something that brings me joy, and when I am simply on the path of least resistance. by now, I know myself enough that joy has an easier to make out outline. I know the path to it. it’s just getting there that’s the problem. crawling uphill while my own insecurities pile in a mountain beneath my feet.

it is twelve past five in the morning and I am writing this. I don’t know why—but it feels good. my gender and my sexuality feed off each other in odd loops, and i’ve never heard anyone else talk about something like this before. maybe shouting into this void will help find others. maybe it will just give me the space to air it out. I need to email my psychiatrist about my insurance letter. thinking of it makes me anxious. but I will try and sleep now. tackle those mountains tomorrow.

[molsno]

ok wait i think i’ve realized something… i think it’s interesting how a lot (not all, but a sizable portion) of people who say they have really complex identities with conflicting labels aren’t actually all that complicated & just like “reclaiming” words and slurs that aren’t theirs so they feel “more queer” or more oppressed. not necessarily that they do it for clout, but moreso that they don’t have to acknowledge any distinctions within the community that might make certain things harder for certain groups. i also think they do it (and probably more frequently) so that they can pass as “Maybe Possibly [x minority]” like schrodingers queer.

im talking about like trans men calling themselves the t slur while never having it used against them, and tme people purposefully obfuscating whether they’re TME or TMA (and arguing that the distinction is arbitrary and useless) so they have a Get Out Of Jail free card if they’re ever criticized on their transmisogyny. or people who list every queer slur under the sun in their bio, even those that they would never be called irl, as a way to induce shock or confusion (which is so common now in these circles it actually has the inverse effect, lol). or people saying that they’re lesbians who also like to fuck men and date them (cuz didn’t you know it’s okay for lesbians to like men and have sex with them and date them and it’s so radical and transgressive?) instead of just calling themselves bi because that wouldn’t be good or queer enough, no matter how much effort bisexuals have put into fighting for recognition over the years. idk this kind of got away from me a little bit but i have noticed this sort of trend with people who commodify their identities and labels in some sort of fucked up, counter-intuitive point system, which is not always but usually white lgbts who feel that their suffering goes unrecognized (again, lol). these are also usually the same people who don’t see a problem with white sapphics calling themselves studs. historical revisionism is alive and well.

and i do want to say it’s not like i don’t think you can’t have a complicated identity or gender, im not gonna argue that people can’t feel sexual attraction one way and romantic attraction another (im literally an ace lesbian) but using language arbitrarily and diluting their significance until they essentially mean nothing is not the progressive W they all think it is. implying we all have the exact same experience and that there’s no tangible difference between a trans(fem) lesbian and a tme bi man (because in a hypothetical world, they could be called the same slurs) is not helpful. but hey, as long as they’re breaking down those walls and never feel like they have to address any privileges! sigh

sorry this got so long, feel free to ignore

I'm gonna be honest I don't really know why you sent this to me. this isn't a question y'know? you could've just... made your own post

[real-jaune-isms]

You know a giant curvaceous blue spirit like Jinn made all of them question their sexualities just a little bit. And it takes a lot to make Yang feel inferior in the chest department.

Or, y’know... they might just be shocked that a magic spirit dwelled within the relic. And she’s certainly a shock for unprepared eyes. I’ve already mentioned what her existence means about Ozpin’s believability, but this is certainly the moment it all shifts in their minds. How do you keep something/one like Jinn a secret?~

[this-is-a-username124]

Here's a bunch of stuff about the show Dana said in the AMA

Eda is in her mid to late 40s and same with lilith except 2 years older, Gus is 12, and Willow is 14.

Creepy Luz was actually a joke response to the line "maybe I'll meet a hot yet vulnerable upperclassman" in the first day, but she likes the evil doppelganger theory and won't confirm nor deny whether that exists.

She likes to think Boscha and Amity's mothers have a rivalry from childhood and are still trying to one up one another with their kid's accomplishments.

Once Lilith joined the Emperor's Coven she dyed her hair to look more intimidating.

Lilith and Amity aren't that close and Amity lost a lot of respect for Lilith after what happened in Covention.

We'll maybe see more of Viney, Jerbo, and Barcus. :D

She said Ed and Em's hair is green like their mom's while Amity's hair is naturally brown like her dad's and that Mrs. Blight likes her kids to be....color coordinated.

Amity is intended to be a lesbian and Luz is bi.

The demon on Principal Bump is named Frewin and has a purpose and that's all she'll say for now.

When asked what happened to King's horn she replied with "All will be revealed eventually. " (im SCARED)

She hopes season 2 will make us cry,,,,

There's more to the Blight parents than we think and that could be either good or bad for the protagonists.

Mr. Blight is interesting and she especially has fun writing him.

When asked if we get to see Luz celebrate her quinceanera she said it depends on if we get a season three.

In the boiling isles gems are common in outfits as necklaces, and at first Eda's didn't have any significance and was just a fashion choice, but in The Intruder they decided to use it to indicate when her curse was taking over.

Ed and Em are salty about getting stood up but they'll get over it and have a lot of distractions in season 2.

There's not ever gonna be a musical episode.

She's got no idea if we can expect official merch but thinks fan merch if cooler than what disney makes anyway.

If there's enough demand we might get owl house books/comics.

We'll see more sibling moments with Eda and Lilith.

Eda has seen Vegas before and wasn't impressed.

Other than the characters we've yet to see Eda is one of Dana's favorite characters to write.

We all can thank Dana for the great line that is "Talk to the glyph, witch!"

The application of glyphs and all their uses will be explored in season 2.

Lilith's palisman is alive like Owlbert.

A palisman is our world's equivalent of a "witch's familiar".

Witches will typically carve their palisman from a special type of wood in their teens at school or with parental supervision.

A palisman uses their own source of power outside of a witch's bile sac.

When a witch joins a coven they're physically unable to perform any kind of magic outside of that specialty, but more generic spells like levitation for small objects is doable but with difficulty.

"Witch" is a gender-neutral term in the Boiling Isles.

Wizards do exist but it's more of a title you call yourself if you like.

There's some unused lines that allude to "warlock" being akin to "edgelord" in the demon realm. (DJRJFKDSBFK)

If Eda's curse gets healed her hair won't turn back to its original color.

Generally witches join covens once they graduate school, and if they're really talented they can leave school and join a coven early.

Willow works out every morning.

Everything people responded to from season 1, especially the last few episodes, there'll more of in season 2.

It'll be revealed in season 2 why king wears a collar.

When Eda ran out of magic, her bike sac was like an organ that stopped producing the chemicals she needs to do magic on her own. It's still there but useless now.

Edit: Forgot somethin' important! Dana knows about Lego Eda.

ALRIGHT I think that was most of it fbfjfbd

[ashenpages]

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- Lupin: 🤑🤠💍  These are all oneshot ideas, between 5-15K each. If you want to vote for a specific idea, send me the emojis and the number of the idea.

Born from the idea that Goemon and Zenigata probably couldn’t be an item, my brain decided to come up with how I could write for them. Goemon’s teaching an ikebana class as part of his training, and Zenigata shows up as a student on forced recreational leave for his health from the ICPO. Zenigata wins the samurai’s heart through flowers. But what happens when Lupin and Jigen find out? (Only good sexy things, I promise. These beans are in a healthy polycule--be gay, do crimes) (WIP)

Jigen/Lupin, but it's Jigen deciding to seduce Lupin while wearing his own Lupin disguise. The thief is waaaaay too into it, and some artistry is taken with the sex so that they don't mess up the disguise too much during their encoutner.

Jigen/Zenigata/Lupin where Jigen has some fantasices about Zenigata, but is pretty sure they'll never happen. Tells Lupin about them. Suddenly the fantasies are coming true, in the middle of a heist, and Jigen doesn't what to do except get swept up in the moment and enjoy. Plot twist, it's Lupin dressed up as Zenigata granting all his gunman's dreams. Plot twist again, Zenigata catches them at it.

Zenigata/Lupin, where Lupin keeps doing good things in illegal ways and Pops has to find a way to punish him for it. Good thing for Pops Lupin's a masochist?

Trans!Lupin and Trans!Jigen premise: Jigen cares for Lupin after the master thief has top surgery, since Jigen has Been There and Done That. Caring, sweet, and a little sexy. Lupin is a much better patient than Jigen.

The one time Zenigata caught Lupin in an alley and kissed him and it was Jigen in disguise. Things get sexy anyway, and Zenigata has crushes on two thieves now. Lupin and Jigen "kidnap" him later for an evening of taking care of their inspector.

The background plot of Jigen's Gravestone where we see Jigen think he's done for and try to leave Lupin. Our thief has none of it, and we get to relish in the inherent eroticism of Lupin sitting in sniper fire, knowing Jigen's got his back. This is the moment I think Jigen finally believes he can be with Lupin forever.

I love the idea of something longer and more plot driven like a Lupin special where Lupin ends up in hot water and Jigen and Fujiko have to work together to save him. Jigen and Fujiko have such an interesting relationship. They're both partners of Lupin, they don't really like each other, they constantly screw the other over, but when it really matters they take care of each other. I'd like to see that highlighted a little more and also give them space to call each other out and bicker. Nothing sexy between them, but maybe a really interesting threesome with Lupin and Fujiko in a strap on once they save their boy.

- Sonic Vampire Novelist Coffee Shop AU: 📚☕💐

Shadow is an immortal vampire who has seen the world change for the worse too many times. These days it feels like he only lives for his coffee dates with Rouge, another immortal who loves each new era they encounter, warts and all. He has to admit that the book series she got him into speaks to him, at least. If someone in this era can understand him without meeting him, it can’t all be bad. But he hardly expected the goofy blue barista at the new coffee place to understand him the way those books do.

This is a novel length romcom romp with some big feelings about what it means to watch as things change, grow, and die. Expect lots of Big gothic feelings from this one, emotionally charged kissing, and overly-adoring sex. But also expect shenanigans from everyone in the coffee shop, which include Rouge, Amy, Tails, Knuckles, Cream, and more.

- Sonic Blazamy, "Like the Sun": 💖🌸💎

Amy Rose has been in love with Sonic for a while.

Or has she?

When the Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, and Silver are trapped as the fuel sources for Doctor Eggman’s newest evil scheme, Amy teams up with Blaze, Rouge, and Cream to save them. With Sonic out of the picture and Amy fulfilling his role, was she ever really in love with him? Or did she just want to be like him?

This is a novel length epic romance with lots of competent women and lots of romantic Blazamy content. Expect flowery hopes and dreams, badass self-actualization, and glancing hand touches that give way to cuddly and sweet sex.

- Persona 5: 🗡🍛☕

After bringing down the Metaverse twice, Ryuji didn’t think graduating high school and figuring out what to do with his life would be so hard. Akira’s back in town, and the gang’s more-or-less all in Tokyo, but everyone else seems to have a plan while Ryuji just floats. How’s he supposed to change the world when he’s not a phantom thief anymore?

This is a novel length fic that addresses how powerless one can feel being just one person in the face of all the corrupted systems and bigotry the world has to offer. It’s about holding on to what you believe in, working through the doubt, and fighting your way to a better tomorrow with the power you do have. The whole gang is queer, featured relationships being Mako x Ann, Ryuji x Akira, Futaba & Yusuke as platonic life partners. Akira is polyamorous and omnisexual, Futaba’s asexual and aromantic while Yusuke is demisexual and very romantic, Makoto’s a lesbian, Ann and Ryuji are bi, and Haru’s pansexual, demisexual, and aromantic. They’re one giant band of queer Phantom Thieves, and even if they’re not really doing the Metaverse thing anymore, they’re still gonna save the world!

Also, I’m gonna make Makoto not a cop. That super didn’t age well. Zenkichi and his boss can work on making them better/abolishing them for other better organizations.

- Hades Game: ❤️‍🔥💀

Oneshot. I just really need to elaborate on the threesome you can have with them in-game, okay? Healthy and canon poly relationships are so few and far between, so often I have to do a ton of groundwork to explain why it’s working in the fic, but NOT WITH THESE KIDS!

Get ready for Meg helping Zag and Than be better at expressing their feelings, lots of kissing, and probably pegging.

- Castlevania Animation Trevor/Sypha/Alucard: 🧛🏰🛌

Castlevania gave Alucard a threesome last season, and I just really need S4 to give me him being taken care of by his partners. They’re probably not going to give it to me, so I’ll need to do it myself. This is just an everybody loves Alucard oneshot, with the gang’s signature banter (to an extent), Sypha being sexy, and Trever being remarkably sincere. This fic is gonna feel like that Ann Hathaway picture with Trevor kissing Alucard and Sypha holding the end of Trevor’s whip while she leans her head on Alucard’s shoulder adoringly.

- Devil May Cry Nico/Lady/Trish: 💋✨😈

Nico’s gay, okay? Like really, really gay. And Lady’s bi and not into men who make her pay bills, but very into women who make amazing guns for her and demonesses with hearts who fight by her side. Trish is ace, but loves people and is pretty attached to Lady at this point. Plus it’s cute when Lady blushes and says nice things like they’re insults. I don’t have super solid ideas for them yet, and I envision these more like a polycule where Lady’s with Nico and with Trish but they’re not with each other more than seeing it as a threesome, but who knows what might happen. This is probably 1-2 oneshots depending on ideas, but might turn into a series of oneshots if people are interested (or I can’t control myself and inspiration strikes).

- Post FMA:B Blind Roy & No Alchemy Ed: 👀👑🙏

This is actually an old novel-length fic I wrote ages ago and didn’t post that didn’t turn out well because I was new to writing sex when I first wrote it. The plot is good, and is all about Roy learning to work with his blindness to reclaim his ambition of being Fuhrer and changing the system to something that actually cares for its people. He and Ed reconnect, fall into bed, and both set about working through their respective traumas about being “useless” having lost their sight/alchemy. They go to Xing as an ambassadorial party to offer Amestris’s collaboration on Al and May’s Alkahestry experiments--and uncover a plot that might threaten both kingdoms.

- Age of Calamity continuity Mipha x Revali: 🦚🐟💘

The first time Revali noticed Mipha, it was in the heat of battle. She stole his mark, taking them down with a flurry of quick blows from her spear. Violence rained from her like water--and then she healed him on her way to her next battle. No questions, no conditions, just pure kindness. The usual need to measure himself against those around him was quiet in her wake. And Revali couldn’t understand it. But how to get to know more about her? A fish and bird may fall in love, but where would they live?

This fic could be a oneshot or novel length depending on how far down the hole I fall. I need it to cover time, but it could be done in linked vignettes or with actually covering events in detail. I may elect to do a oneshot just to get it done and out of my system faster. So much fic to write, so little time.

Expect trans!Revali, polyamorous Zoras, scary competent Mipha, songbird Revali, love confessions that are made up entirely of berating Link for not loving Mipha the way she wants him to, and breaking these characters a little outside of their assigned roles in BotW and Age of Calamity. Background Link x Zelda, and Urbosa x Zelda’s Mom.

- Epic desert romance about Urbosa and Zelda’s mom: 🏜🏝⚡

I just think Urbosa should kiss women and Zelda’s mom should get more development and maybe a name or something. Also, lightning imagery/metaphors/play.

It also went way over my head that Riju wasn’t Urbosa’s daughter the first time I played BotW, so now I want to write about the Gerudo queen who refused to produce an heir. The Gerudo are fascinating and have a very interesting cutlure, but I think it could be examined from a nonbinary perspective that rejected pregnancy and wanting to find a husband. Not in like a hateful way, but in a way that examines if that’s really right for everyone. There’s that shop in town that sells Voe armor, after all. Maybe finding a husband and having children isn’t something you have to do if you don’t want to. And Urbosa really doesn’t want to.

[yesokayiknow]

batwoman s3 outline ✊😤 you can’t prove i’m wrong

-it takes ryan, luke, & kate a while to find a routine that works but eventually they work out some shifts. finally, ryan & kate get to actually SLEEP sometimes and have actual lives. luke now has like 8x the amount of stress. why did he agree to do this oh god it’s so MUCH. mary also has more to do bc luke’s now not on comms! what the heck man she never signed up for this!! sophie gets roped in as support 😔 except she’s amazing at it bc she was literally trained to command soldiers and is just generally more competent than everyone else on the team at all times

-there’s a mini subplot of everyone expecting there to be awkwardness the first time kate & ryan team up, and then they end up being really in sync and working great together

-julia comes back and is like hello where is MY suit??? by the time she reveals she’s joking luke’s already 2/3 of the way through making one and she’s like oh this slaps actually. mine now

-listen if arrow can have like 6 archers and the flash can have 50 speedsters then batwoman can have more than one bat person

-ryan & kate & sophie teaching luke how to fight ;-;

kate: yknow, you should learn some of this stuff too actually

mary, eating popcorn while luke gets his ass kicked: pass

-it doesn’t take long for people to realise that kate was the original bat, and every time anyone asks her where she’s been she gives increasingly implausible answers. it’s also a running joke that nobody knows what to call her, including her. season finale reveals her codename & it is of course stupid bc this is the cw.

-luke’s got the blue accented suit so i’m assuming they’re going with the signal codename?? the name he goes with is definitely one he thought of when he was like 11 and he stands by it

-alice escaped a few days into her stay at arkham and is now in the wind by which i mean she’s holed up in kate’s bathroom & sleeping in kate’s bathtub and everyone (including kate) is just pretending they haven’t noticed despite the fact that she’s so ridiculously bad at being subtle. on one hand this cannot be good for her mental health on the other hand she probably isn’t killing people so like. baby steps right

ryan: okay you HAVE to kick her out

kate: she isn’t hurting anyone

mary: she was definitely covered in blood this morning

kate: she isn’t hurting anyone we KNOW

-kate can’t exactly reclaim her dead identity so for all intents and purposes she is circe sionis. this is awful, except for when she can go to galas with sophie and loudly tell everyone that she is sophie’s arm candy. sophie hates this. everyone else thinks it’s the funniest thing ever

-ryan gets a girlfriend and she’s just really sweet and nice and normal and everyone’s super suspicious bc this is gotham and that’s impossible but nope she really is just a nice normal person. the fuck

-s3 main villain is poison ivy my beloved

-poison ivy’s pheromones work on anyone attracted to women bc duh and lemme say this is NOT good for this cast of useless lesbians

-everyone’s like finally! alice is useful!! and then they have to spend the next like 4 episodes talking alice through an extended panic attack when she does in fact get affected by the pheromones

-meanwhile mary also gets affected and is like why would i freak out i have been out as pan for like 6 years it’s not my fault none of you follow me on instagram smh

-kate after finding out alice is bi: [discreetly shoves julia at alice]

mary: oh HORRIBLE idea there is no way that wlll end well. i’m in

-episode where kara visits and is like oh this is awful this is somehow worse than the last time i visited gotham. why do anyone of you live here. her and mary and ryan are immediately best friends. sunshine girls :) julia is too but probably only bc kara doesn’t know she’s basically an assassin. the following episode kate is missing bc she’s visiting kara in national city and when she comes back she’s got a tan and everyone’s like damn didn’t even know you could do that

-episode where the legends visit and are like oh shit we’re here too early

kate: too early for what

sara hastily motioning at the rest of the team to put away the ‘welcome to the legends alice’ banner: nothing. don’t worry about it

they end up helping the team out and also definitely scarring gotham’s villains for life. sara and mick keep running into old friends which honestly is just so unprofessional smh. sara and poison ivy 100% had a Thing at some point in the past but neither of them can remember when exactly

-alice: everyone’s having so much fun and i miss hitting people so. i wanna be a bat too now 👉👈

kate: sorry kiddo bats aren’t allowed to kill

alice: julia killed someone yesterday

kate: julia is a problem child and we all hate her

julia through a mouthful of chicken nuggets: damn straight

-beth was born first bc that would be hilarious lbr but kate’s got an extra few months on alice bc of time travel and she will NEVER let her forget it

-how do they defeat poison ivy simple they realise she’s right technically and they just sort of set her loose on coryana. nature is healing

-season finale bruce comes back and everyone thinks he wants the cowl back but he’s just like nah this is exactly how i planned

everyone: bullshit

bruce: [pulls out 30 page bulleted list of every single thing that has happened since he left dated 2015]

everyone: how the fuck

-jacob kane dies of influenza

[the-based-brit]

You're giving pro shippers an even worse name with that pan- and acephobia chief - your local pan enby pro shipper

What if I told you that not all pro-shippers think the same as you do?

I know, shocking, isn't it?

Well, you better get used to it, fam. And fast. We aren't a hive mind, you know.

Also, how am I aphobic? I'll admit I'm pretty panphobic, and for good reason. It's a useless and performative label. It's also biphobic because it implies my sexual orientation is just a fetish. It's transphobic, too. Because it implies that trans men are not real men and trans women aren't real women.

But I don't hate asexual people. There's nothing wrong with BEING ace, it just doesn't make you LGBT because it has nothing to do with same-sex attraction, gender dysphoria, or facing persecution for being a Lesbian, Gay Bisexual or Transgender. Ace people never have to worry about being kicked out of their parents for not wanting to have sex. I'm lucky my parents accepted me and didn't kick me out/disown me when I came out as bi to them, even though they could have. Even now, there are many LGBT people who are not so lucky. Even in more progressive and tolerant countries like America and the UK, it still happens sometimes. And LGBT people in non-western countries have it even worse.

Aces don't have to worry about being forced into conversion therapy, EVER! They've always been able to legally marry who they want and adopt children. Most people don't care if you have very little to no interest in sex. But there's a lot of people out there who hate me, not because they don't like my personality or whatever (they don't even know me, so how can they?), but just because I'm bi. Some of them might even want me dead, or thrown in jail, at the very least. Not because I've committed a serious crime that actually hurt someone, but just because they don't like that I'm bi. My sexual orientation makes me a criminal in over 70 countries. How many countries have laws against being ace? NONE!

TL;DR you're right about the panphobia thing, but I don't hate ace people. They're just not LGBT, and they have a lot of privileges that actual LGBT people like myself do NOT have. Also, not all pro-shippers have the same opinions as you. We are all individuals with our own unique experiences, wants, needs, beliefs and reasons for holding certain opinions and values. Die mad about it.

[drabbles-of-writing]

saw the flood of angst for the beta!AU, and i gotta say, i knew it would get dark, but i didnt know it would get THAT dark. could you, perchance, have any fluff lying about to sweeten the angst?

I’ll give you Phantom AU since I’m supposed to be working on that

I have 2 drafts of dialogue I need to iron out but plan to shove into the AU at some point. Guess the context I dare you ”You tried to summon a ghost and you didn’t invite me?” “Well sorry I was too busy being summoned.” “Fuck you, I’m a catch.” “You’re about to catch these hands I swear to god-”

So since Luz is like Dead she has such a faint heartbeat that sometimes it just doesn’t even move at all. No pulse. You’d have to REALLY look for it to find it, even then you might not be successful. Ergo, Luz takes comfort in hearing the heartbeat of others like her friends. She lays her head on their chests when she’s tired or its cuddle time n just relaxes when listening to the heartbeat. Also if focusing enough when clinging to someone closely enough she can jumpstart her heart and sync it w there’s.

Luz as herself becomes the cryptid before even Phantom. She’s known for vaulting out of windows, giving up random excuses and going missing, being found in rafters and vents, and just the weirdest things happen to her. She has refused to explain anything and while Jerbo is just “it’s because she’s PHANTOM guys” everyone just finds the whole thing really funny.

You’ve heard of useless lesbian Amity Blight now prepare yourselves for: bi disaster Luz Noceda. homegirl could not get herself under control if she tried. She’s hella powerful without even realizing it so when Amity does ANYTHING that she gets flustered by it has to effect literally everything around her. I’m talking like. Hands brush in the hallways and the whole power just dies instantly. The only light is Luz trying to hide her glowing blush. Amity giggles at something n Luz just has the Softest look but then her freckles start lighting up and shes crackling with electricity like a balloon was rubbed on her but you can see the sparks. Amity kisses Luz’s cheek and its silent for a few seconds before you just hear a KA-BOOM and suddenly all the car alarms are going off and a tree is on fire.

Lucio, when they’re around, teamed up w Luz to do the stupidest shit. Twin sibling things. Lucio gives the worst advice and jokes that he always has the best kind of advice in things he would never do. Luz bullies him relentlessly when he gets a crush on Skara after trying to give Luz shitty dating advice.

[anamatics]

so i’ve been watching rwby

and as I’ve been doing so I’ve been posting reactions to my friends. After S5, S6, and S7, in particular, I had a lot of thoughts and opinions. More under the cut. I’m going to write fic aren’t i?

Season 5:

1. Where is the first/autumn relic?! Like, we've established that Ozpin hid it well, yet for some reason it doesn't feel like that's the whole story - given where the relic was hidden this time, in some sort of n dimentional desert (where, if you looked closely you could see similar ##chemtrails - could people just walk through that desert to get to all of them? 2. I find it hilarious that Weiss just got out of Atlas only to go back, I'm very curious as to what sort of ~~damage this reveals about her in the coming seasons, but I'm also very intrigued by how reintroducing her to her father with the rest of team RWBY will shift/alter the narrative of powerlessness that he seems t be pushing toward her. I'm esp. intrigued as to what his reaction will be to Blake (as he seems very anti-faunus). 3. WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN FOR THE #YANGST. 4. The show has been pretty constantly showing us that most of Ruby and Yang's family seems like chill folks, but the ##absentmother trope is strong here. Given that it seems like only Blake has a mom, does Blake's mom adopt everyone? 5. Blake having a fairly functional nuclear family is fascinating to me, because it makes a lot of her choices seem way more political (at a very young age) as opposed to just a kid who got in over her head with a boy who was a bit older. I'd love to know more about this. 6. as a multishipper, I hurt all over.

xx

Season 6:

Item the FIRST: Weiss barely making it out of Atlas only to be dragged, albeit somewhat willingly back to the source of all of her ~ trauma & family drama ~ I am curious to see how this plays out and generally hope that Weiss somehow stabs her shitty dad and Draco Malfoy rip off brother while being reunited with her 100% Cooler Than U sister. Also that Cooler Than U sister works on the unresolved sexual tension she CLEARLY had with Qrow.

Item the SECOND: The show's thoughtful handling of Qrow's alcoholism and Ruby's gentle efforts to push toward sobriety without like being annoyingly moralistic about it. It could have been handled so differently and I really, really enjoyed that it was handled in the way it was.

Item the THIRD: Weiss' new red scarf. adsfajshfaksdjfhthatsgayweissaksdfhaksdjfh

Item the FOURTH: The various Poor Life Choices Salem made during our brief sojourn to the Department of Backstory. Also Jinn is amazing let's keep her around. She can join Jaune, Ren and Nora as a 4th member of their team and just hilariously be naked all the time. 10/10 would watch for hijinks adventures.

Item the FIFTH:  Ozpin sulking that he got all his relationship drama put on main like that

Item the SIXTH: Jaune's gay sister and sister-in-law and their baby and and and and (idk I just loved this).

Item the SEVENTH: BLAKE AND YANG HELD HANDS AND MURDERED THEIR TRAUMA TOGETHER PRAISE JESUS AND CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH? NOW KISS.

Item the EIGHTH: My multishipper ass saw that moment between Weiss and Yang when they were stuck in the basement and I'd just like to say I would be happy to see that too.

xx

Season 7:  Item the First: Weiss has a mother. Which we all logically knew she did but that scene with her in Jacques' office was just... a lot. Also raised some very interesting questions. When will Weiss and Ruby bond over alcoholic parental figures, I ask you. On this front, I am also now supremely, supremely curious about Winter's relationship with her mother. 

Item the Second: Leftist Weiss. Well we all knew that Weiss wouldn't have voted for her dad anyway, but I think the tension between Weiss's clear orientation toward helping people and government for good and her father/sister's appealing to/embodying other forms of authority (corporate/military). This also raises an interesting point of contention between Weiss and Winter, as Winter's sort of this embodiment of what I'd maybe call a conscientious soldier – where she’s clearly in possession of independent thoughts and opinions, yet also seems to want to appeal to a higher authority whenever she feels conflicted (e.g. “Ironwood is making the hard decisions so we don’t have to.”). This actually draws a very stark line between Winter and Weiss – as Weiss has always been a freer thinker, who can and does think for herself and operate from her own moral compass. The moment at the end of the season between Weiss and Winter was just so delicious as I hope (HOPE HOPE) that they’re setting up for a ~~moment of clarity~ for Winter where she has to make a decision on her own that defies orders in some way for the greater good that Weiss can see so easily. (Also, please, my good gay sisters: Hug. It. Out.)

Item the Third: Leftist Bees (well really, leftist Yang, Blake was always a revolutionary). I absolutely loved the Everyone Is Lying moments in this season, and I do hate that the Bees were the ones caught out in it first. Black and Yang telling Robyn the truth also struck me as something that the pair of them would do anyway – the only other character I could see possibly slipping and letting info get to Robyn is Weiss, but I also got the sense that Weiss understood the politics of the situation better than anyone else and because of this was playing it pretty close to the vest. The Bee’s decision really jives with their partnership. As did getting to watch them fight together so much this season, they’re evolving together, and seeing them fight in tandem is a delight.

Item the Fourth: Splitting whiterose. I like Penny. I actually love Penny. I love Penny and Roby’s dynamic. And their friendship. And how ridiculous they are. But it really struck me that how the whiterose partnership kept on getting split until the final fight against the Spice Force Five. I’m sure there’s a reason for this but I don’t like it and I won’t hear it or respond to it.

Item the Fifth: The Not Spice Girls/Spice Force Five. Love these idiots, but they’re all cops. Marrow is the most delightful of them and seems like he’s about to go on a journey similar to Winter, Harriet sucks a lot, Clover was a delightful almost rip but also mmmwhatchusay. I sort of hated the juxtaposition between team RWBY and them, with the ‘just following orders’ mentality and the lack of friendship/cohesion between these guys. I guess now Winter can join them and they so they can have their Posh Spice.

Item the Sixth: Schneewood Forest. I feel like I could write a whole elaborate backstory with these two. There’s something there – the unstoppable force meets immovable object of it, plus the idea of someone who challenges Winter’s entire belief structure just by being an okay person ~with a merry band of queers~. I feel a lot of things. I want to explore this. Stop me I am in a PhD program. 

Item the Seventh: The Tinman’s Heart. Having read all of the Wizard of Oz books, as well as the Wicked series, I actually appreciate that this series is taking nods from both sources for these characters. James’s decisions are … not great but I can see his logic – well right up until the part where he shoots poor Oscar. That was just rude. Also I do love watching him fight because he’s so very, very good.

Item the Seventh: Bisexual Bobs. How very Bi of you Blake. And how useless lesbian of Yang to be all flustered about it. Please kiss.

[lesbomatriarchy]

Hello. I haven’t been on here in a long while. Here are some updates:

- firstly, for those of you who won’t read this entire post, I’m probably abandoning this blog. If you want to keep up with my various art projects, check out @twiceshyincites...am on a bit of a music kick right now, but who knows what I’ll do in the future?

- am still a dyke, just a slightly more stable one now

- I use they/them and she/her pronouns. I’ve noticed that I seem to prefer they/them around people I feel comfortable expressing my gender presentation around, but I don’t think I feel okay saying to use exclusively they/them pronouns. This is okay. I don’t have to choose and I can change my mind in the future.

- I’ve got a girlfriend now. Fell in love through letters/letter-length messages. They’re an artist, among other things. In true lesbian fashion, I’ve entered into an extremely long-distance relationship that I would probably laugh at if it involved anyone but myself. But I can’t help it. I’ve never felt the way I do about this person, and I wouldn’t trade them for anyone in the world. It feels good. It feels right, finally. 

- I’m learning that the idea of an overarching LGBT community is functionally useless in terms of organization-based structural change. It is important to understand that LGBT people exist all over the globe, but to reduce us all as one group is dehumanizing at best. I am not in some secret club based on my gender and sexuality, nor do I want to be. I will not show solidarity to a racist, antisemite, transphobe, etc. simply because we both like women. If we are to form any organization based on a broad spectrum of identities, it must have a specific goal. Otherwise, it is inevitable that we will be distracted by what is considered the “x experience--” the ignorance of which may be distressing but ultimately meaningless compared to the literally life-or-death matters induced by homophobia and transphobia. Someone projecting bullshit onto lesbians, especially butches, is frustrating, but I will not waste time in a useless internet argument about it when my friends are homeless and dying. 

- On that same note, I don’t think it’s possible to have truly trans-inclusive spaces until we understand that women are capable of misogyny. While we should of course focus on victims of prejudice before anyone else, but ultimately all prejudice is internalized to some extent. Sexuality and gender have never determined one’s politics. Or should we pretend Roy Cohn wasn’t horrifically homophobic?

- I mention these things because I think as a young person I needed to believe otherwise. That was what Tumblr, and especially this blog, was about. Shouting I’m gay into the void. Finding a singular similarity with people because we were womenthings or gay or bi or questioning our gender or whatever. And it’s so important to find people who are like you. In a strange way, identity politics sort of saved my life. But I am no longer a scared teenager in tears over the thought that I might be something I had told myself for years I was not. I am a complex person with political beliefs, with religious beliefs, with a particular relationship to my gender that cannot be shared...with a particular relationship to me sexuality that cannot be shared. A particular relationship to myself. There are a million facets of my identity that I finally feel comfortable and confident to explore. 

- I know I have some younger followers on here. If this doesn’t make sense to you, that’s okay. I literally made this blog because I wanted a safe space after coming out as bi (oops). All I wanted to do was draw a girl in rainbow. Put pride flags all over my blog. Discuss how the TV writers were clearly trying to fuck us over. Or give us the content we deserved. Or something. Settle for poorly-written content because it was all we had. And that was what I needed. It may be what you need too. But know that there may be a time when what you need is something a little different, and this will be okay too.

- None of you are unloveable. None of you are completely alone.

- X-Ray Spex still fucks

- Also I got a vibrator. And a weighted blanket. Highly recommend.

- Goodbye

[raayllum]

no offence or anything but i feel like u were... unnecessarily harsh with that last anon? if you were talking in general and not just @ them i feel like that should be specified bcuz i get being weirded out by how they worded it but it was kinda just a simple question, they werent accusing you of anything like you acted like they were...?

let me take you on a walk of how fandom tends to headcanon or prioritize certain canon characters as lgbt according to how subsequently adored they are

gay / lesbian: usually angsty, adored, lighter skinned favourite (see: zuko, keith, amity, poe dameron, etc.)

side note: often times women in m/f ships that have a m/m rival ship will be hc’d as lesbian to conveniently get her out of the way while still claiming “we still like/respect her, we just wanna write her out of the show/narrative as much as possible” (see: mai and suki for zuko/sokka ship, rey for finn/poe)

bisexual: consolation prize for a character with undeniably ‘het’ attraction for another character that the fandom likes (see: how suki’s treated compared to mai), ie. “they’re at least bi,” often paired with gay or lesbian accordingly, common for darker skinned characters, only seen as “good representation” when with someone as the same sex (see: finn from sw, lance, sokka) 

ace / aro / aspec: used to infantilize at any given opportunity when not derided or flat out ignored

do u know how many people i’ve seen perpetuate that claudia or rayla have to be “at least bi,” as though bisexuality is nothing more than “just gay enough” rather than its own identity with its own unique experiences? do you know how much more invalidating that is, as someone with attraction to multiple genders? when it mimics real life biphobia (bihet is one of the worst terms ever thank u) that’s used to gatekeep?

and yeah, i’m sure all of this was separate, it was an innocent enough question but like... i am a very tired ace person on tumblr, forgive me for getting my rhetorical tone raised when i read something that makes any of the above bullshit senses ping?

it’s also absolutely useless for you to send this ask if you’re not gonna specify what came across as harsh. was it my tag? was it that i no longer see her as bi? was it my slightly frowny face? my statement that ‘het passing’ is an arbitrary concept at best? that’s just a fact.

am i being harsh now? i guess that’s for you to decide.

[everloretruther]

"Harry is queer". Did he confirm it to you? He said how he identifies to you? Its so homophobic to assume & diagnose people's sexual identity based on stereotypes. You'd think people here would have comprehended how despicable their behavior is by now but alas. Your m|m fetish is more important to you than what Harry himself says ab his own private life & sexual identity. Typical tinhats. Making statements & confirmations about sexuality of people you haven't even met. Homophobes. Answer this

Of course I'm gonna answer this anon. Harry is queer and he hinted at it and told us so quite explicitly, not to me lmao, to the whole world in multiple occasions but y'all don't listen, y'all don't care. You only care to send these hateful, ignorant and homophobic asks, filling them with all these big useless words, because yes, those like you who deny at all costs his queercoding and his queerness are the homophobic ones, not those (queer and closeted ourselves, just like me) who see it and accept it. Him being queer was never about any relationships and never will, it was always about him and always will be. But then again I can't expect from someone like you (who thinks that believing someone's queer means they're homophobic and fetishes mlm) to understand so. Now I got an ask for you anon, has harry ever said he was cishet? No because you seem so sure he did when that never happened. So maybe reconsider you being the real homophobe, protecting a stranger's heterosexuality, a label he NEVER claimed.

And one last important thing, no one owes anyone a public coming out where they specifically say "I'm queer/gay/lesbian/bi/pan/etc.!!!" And if you think they do you're invalidating all of us who are still in the closet because they want or have to.

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

I didn't know you had ocs!! Can we know more about pedro or any other oc please?🥺

ahhh yes ofc!! ok so i’m planning like two books series and like four separate books and i’ll name a few of the characters from those books but then i’m gonna ramble abt pedro bc i love him and project onto him too much

ok so the book series pedro belongs to doesn’t have a name so it’s called untitled book 1 (bc theres more than one) ok but so a few characters from that

- pedro (sad gay vampire w mommy issues. also he’s a vegan vampire and drinks coconut water instead of blood and yes i will admit that i got the idea from that from that one tumblr post. he has braces and glasses and is hypersensitive abt his teeth bc if he does anything wrong they might find out he’s a vampire, so he hates going to the dentist anymore than he needs to, and the dentist thought his teeth were rlly weird but it’s just bc he’s a vampire. also his dead mom was a very powerful government figure who was mixed up in some shady business and then killed by the vampires she was working with then causing him to be bitten)

- benji (bi trans guy who wants to be a witch even tho the witches in the coven try to kill him bc his ancestors were witch hunters. also he was bullied at his old school and has one hell of a backstory. and dw he wasn’t bullied bc he’s trans it’s bc he got into fights a lot and beat the shit out of ppl bc he’s insanely good a fighting)

- quinn (useless lesbian who lost her first love to a horrible mistake she made and now the brother of her first love hates her and the fucking kid can turn into a dragon so she lives life on the edge bc he could easily kill her and will not hesitate. going into hs she had a friend group of two other girls but she had a major fight w one freshman year and just drifted away from the other girl and then she becomes friends with pedro and benji and two charcaters w/o names (i swear i’ll name them soon i swear TvT). anyways she grew up thinking her mom died in a car crash on a work trip then finds out her mom was actually a witch who died under mysterious circumstances during a mission. she’s the protagonist of the series btw)

- then there’s a girl whose a cursed familiar and so she can turn into a chipmunk when she wants and she’s a simp for quinn

- then my favorite and they don’t have a name but i have a whole note of info abt them in my notes app. they’re elf whose a disgraced royal orphan with major attachment issues and no will to live. i literally could talk abt them for forever

ok this post is long enough so i’ll just add my other universes and if ur interested ill talk abt my oc’s from there

- a underground school in nyc with descendants of gods and they kill monsters that are the bases of mythologies. also the main cast are sorta criminals and are gay and depressed and have a forced family turned found family dynamic going on

- a victorian era murder mystery all within a house of a nobel. there’s gay ppl and murder and all that over fun stuff and the police are incompetent ofc

- this story takes place in the same universe as the one above but across the world and it’s abt a queer couple whose absolutely batshit feral and work as a librarian and dock worker respectively by day and kill ppl as acts of romance during the night

- and then gay superhero and supervillain falling in love in a coffee shop as civilians and being affectionate bastards to each other as hero and villain and then running away together after the villain gives up and the hero cracks under the pressure of the city depending on them. also it’s nblnb so there’s that too

[dxscxndxnts]

So…another (gay) thing about Z2

(I’ll shut up eventually, I swear)

P.S. I’m pretty damn opinionated about the LGBT vibes i get from this movie, so if you don’t like it when people point at a character and go THATS GAY then stop reading

Are we gonna talk about how Disney yet again made gay subtext and then made Straight™️ matches in the final dance number?

Wyatt and Eliza? First of all, Eliza’s been repping gay vibes since Z1 (my opinion but I’m sure people agree with me). Second of all, when Willa complimented Eliza, did u see that short-circuiting? Eliza literally took a whole ass minute to thank her. Idk bout yall but I would dock that under Useless Lesbian.

And Willa in that dressy-pant thing? Big gay mood (not to say that a het couldnt rock that, I’m just sayin I usually see that kinda style in gay context)

So yeah, Wyatt and Eliza dancing at the end was 2nd-in-command solidarity and they’re now BFFs (and yeah I still think Wyatt’s NB and u can fight me on that, maybe pan too)

Now, Willa and Bucky…

*sigh*

WILLA AND BUCKY????

This is gay solidarity at it’s finest. The only possible explanation is that these two were most resistant to change and them dancing together is the greatest display of acceptance between both sides.

BECAUSE IN NO UNIVERSE IS BUCKY STRAIGHT!

Like…come on.

I’ve already made my point that Willa likes girls (tbh kinda getting a Bi vibe from her cuz she reminds me of Uma) but Bucky…he’s definitely just not straight.

Idek how to explain it. He’s too extra and well…too Bucky to be straight

In conclusion, Prawn’s main relationships were Bree x Bonzo and Zed x Addison, and Wyatt and Willa were dancing with people who they were trying to set up with their sibling.

Thank you for coming to my Zed Talk.

[getoffmybog]

okay so now that I’ve finished She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (aka greatest show ever) and am still SCREAMING FROM CATRADORA AIHJKIBEKJIJLSD

tis time for another queer headcannons (but in this show mostly actually canon) list!

hehe

Be warned: small spoilers ahead

Adora: Clueless Sword Lesbian (Seasons 1-4) to (still Clueless) Useless Catastrophe Lesbian (Season 5)

Catra: THE GREATEST GAY ON ETHERIA (sorry I love Catra--realistically though, I think she’s a lesbian too lol and maybe genderqueer...?)

Glimmer: she gives me bi/pan vibes. while of course I definitely ship Glimbow in the end (obviously), I have a feeling she also had a crush on Adora at one point

Bow: bi hehe although I do think he’s mostly liked girls but of course is still a valid part of the community

Entrapta: Iconic Autistic Aroace!!

Frosta: a child. not that she can’t be queer, but since she’s 11 I’m not gonna say anything

Mermista: girlflux bicon

Perfuma: wholesome lesbian (and yes I ship Scorfuma)

Scorpia: the kind of lesbian who kisses a girl and goes on a very obvious date with her and is still confused if they’re friends or not

Sea Hawk: Iconic canon bisexual (and Seamista is iconic and one of the few straight ships I like)

Hordak: A clone who doesn’t have feelings (although he very much platonically loves Entrapta yes I ship them)

Shadow Weaver: scary

Spinnerella and Netossa: WIVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WE STAN

Angella: straight, but (if SHE WERE STILL ALIVE) is the supportive mom all the queer kids in the show

Micah: bicon, I can’t explain why

Castaspella: ace and demiromantic! also can’t explain this one though

Madame Razz: wholesome lesbiromantic ace grandma!

Swift Wind: iconic bi horse

Lonnie: the genderqueer butch lesbian we love 

Double Trouble: ENBY ICON

Kyle and Rogelio: boyfriends! (and this is kinda canon!)

Light Hope: robot. (if she were human though I may or may not ship her with mara idk I’d have to think about that)

Huntara: to quote a tiktok I like, iconic diesel dyke lesbian

Okay

I think that’s it!

enjoy lol

please lmk if I forgot anyone!