#they're working him...to the bone

[seirindono]

The Missing Scarf (Interlude) - part 2

*Death by Glamour intensifies in the distance*

Don't worry Blue! Swap has everything under control. Right?

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[puppetmaster13u]

Mini Prompt

"It's me or him, Bruce!" Jason screamed, green covering his vision as he held a gun to the Joker's head.

"Pull the trigger."

"What?!"

Batman Bruce His Dad simply tilted his head, voice quiet, emotionless almost.

"I have decapitated that thing no less than three times for what he did to you. Pull the trigger."

[etirabys]

me flipping through an exquisite collection of Sargent portraits: I wish I could imitate him and do some portraits like this, but they don't make white people who look like this anymore

[somegrumpynerd]

i keep thinking about the post you made about nightmare accidently outing every member WITH OUT EVEN KNOWING that they were trans to cross because of his old english

(The post, for context)

Ahdkjvkshvhkd anon I had forgotten about that and I'm so happy you reminded me

I think at one point I started trying to write something for it but it didn't get very far because I'm busy and lazy and also writing is hard. But my ideas for what their misunderstandings would be, so far, were:

-Dust would think he was talking about smoking (this one is 100% from Wick's tags because she's a genius) -Horror would think they were talking about working for Nightmare -And Killer I haven't decided about yet, needs to be something ridiculous and silly that I can bend a conversation around

I just love it when old outdated language causes comedic misunderstandings and I think Nightmare and Dream are perfect candidates for it. Like!!!! Just imagine while all this is going on at the castle, in the stars base they're having the opposite problem because Dream off-handedly mentioned "when Nightmare and I were girls" and now Blue and his Papyrus and Ink are under the impression these two immortal beings are trans and are all trying to let Dream know how supportive they are and he has no idea why everybody is being so weird all of a sudden

[maiuoart]

Hey fun question, is there monster alcohol and how does it differ from human alcohol (and what are the boi's fav human drinks?)

Howdy!

There is indeed Monster Alcohol; It differs how many other items infused with Magic are. Sometimes, depending on the Monster brewing said drinks, you can get some crazy or really helpful boosts/additions! But, you can also get some pretty bad ones along with it... Depends where one goes, truthfully! Or what AU one is in, I like to think~ (Guess DND rules apply here; I wished I was more into that world somewhat)

As for the Boys Favorites... I'm only going to do the boys I'm comfortable with;

Underswap; -Blue(Or Blitz) absolutely LOVES any type of human alcohol, but he does prefer beers over anything sweet. The larger the %, the better chance he'll get a hint of being tipsy. He can drink Monster Alcohol, just hates the perks that go with it while the Human version gives him no backlashes or the likes. Does he get tipsy off Monster Alcohol? A little quicker, sure... But man, something about those beers humans make tastes way better to him?? (Also likes the looks he gets- People think he'd be a sweet drinker or get those fancy drinks... Hell no, give him some shots, even. Dude's hardcore in the alcohol area... Just has to hide it.) -Stretch/Honey(Or Hal) doesn't like anything with alcohol in any aspects. Says no matter how small the % is, he can still smell and taste the alcohol within it. He'll only drink if it's a celebration- But will split it with someone. (He ends up giving practically the whole thing to whoever he's 'sharing' with...)

Swapfell Red; -Mutt(Russell) actually can handle Monster Alcohol WAY better than he can with Human Alcohol... To this day, he still doesn't understand WHY he can't handle the Human drinks?? But, despite easily getting drunk; Least it's a quick way if he wants to get hammered and get out of his foul mood quick. Yeah, he's going to be a crab the next day due to a horrible hangover; Maybe out for 2 days; But... He's also hasn't drank any Monster Alcohol primarily due to his ex, regrettably, having the best alcohol he's ever had and since breaking up with her-(Muffet in his AU, she's made one hell of a brew that has a high addiction level he's had to wean himself off back in the day)- He's really hated other alcohol any other monster has brewed. 'don't taste right' he says... But, he'll still down whatever alcohol is put in front of him; Be it Monster or Human type, and he's not picky at all with what he gets. -Black(Regal) is the Monster Wine drinker of the bunch; However, he will ONLY get it from one of his own members of his world. He has ironically a close-nit relationship with his Gillby, who just so happens to have specially made Wine just for him. It depends on the time of month; But he really enjoys the Mulberry Wine or Chokeberry Wine the best.

Swapfell Purple; -Gray(Nutty) actually doesn't get drunk to any of the alcohol types! He doesn't like the flavors much, unless it's got that hidden alcohol and he's just going to drink it like juice... Or if someone bets him they could out drink him- Dude's going to have fun watching that! But he's also has one hell of a type of ability to tell what's in a drink by scent alone... (That helped him not get drugged in his own AU back in the day; He does love to tell others what's in the drink, too! Nice party trick!) -Slick(Cash/Ghost) is the one who drinks constantly; Morning, lunch, and evening, dude will always have some type of alcohol in his clutches. Doesn't care what it is, so long as it helps his thirst-.... For a little bit. (He's super gross with it sometimes, too- Drinks old beers if he's short on cash.)

[templeofvengeance]

[These quizzes are so fkin hard to do for Khonshu]

[keeps-ache]

:P

[affluent-havoc]

Ramble time about Makoto and a little mini headcanon I came up with cus why not B]

Sometimes, I like to believe that Makoto gets really deep into stuff. Basically him in his own little world, hyper-focused to the max such as him cleaning, research, planning. Stuff like that. In the peak level of him in this state, he'd go, burst into a room, rummage around for anything he might need, and leave all while anyone who was in the now ransacked room is just 100% ignored. Bursting into rooms with the determination of the Kool-Aid Man (def not the strength tho) Makoto doesn't even remember that there were people in the room either. He could have been in a room with 58 other people for instance and if you quizzed him on how many people were in that room he'd just blank out like "People? What people?" This applies to whoever he lives with as an adult as well as way back with his parent's and sister. I can see his parent's never getting why he'd zone out like this. Like, they've tried to get it cus they of course wanna understand this weird part about their oldest child. They never really succeeded with it though and just accepted it as one of his weird quirks. Meanwhile, Komaru teased the shit about it to him cus of course she would. After all, it's the little sister privilege to completely dunk on the older sibling. 'Tis the law. Plus, it's not like it's the biggest piece of ammo she has on her older brother. This is Makoto we're talking about after all. Also, cus why not, (might as well be a BIT self-serving hehehe) I'm slipping in my mini headcanon of Makoto, Kyoko, and Byakuya living together casually in the same apartment/small house. Plus, it's funny imagining these two experiencing Makoto's little moments like this. Feel Kyoko would be more used to Makoto basically forgetting her existence when he gets into these hyper-focusing grind moments. Even when she first learned about it, I doubt it'd affect her much. Like, what is she gonna do? Have a little grudge for a solid week and a half with her roommate and lowkey boyfriend? And, besides, what idiot would have a grudge going on for that lon- oh right... Byakuya exists. Yeah, unsurprisingly, the heir is the type to be petty as shit about something like this. Has 100% without fail been disappointed to some extent and bummed out whenever he gets ignored like this. Or ignored in general. At the end of the day, he's a bit of an attention whore (the bit taking it lightly) It's his tsundere way to act like a needy, bastard cat. He'd basically take it personally while Kyoko's shaking her head cus he's taking it personally and Byakuya's all like "Tch. Stop making the assumption I'm taking it personally" and they go back and forth about it during the week all while Byakuya side eyes Makoto who's very much not aware he's even done anything wrong. His little stunt only happened once that week and he doesn't even remember Byakuya being in the room with him while he was rushing about their living quarters looking for junk like some toothpaste and a hanger. And this goes on until the week ends until Byakuya's basically over it, Kyoko gives him the whole "I told you so" look which for her is just her regular expression but with one of her brows slightly raised which she may or may not be actively trying to raise it higher but can't cus that's as far as it goes. Also this is a common occurrence for them all at least once a month. Oh, and the week is the minimum amount of time for Byakuya to hold a petty grudge for and they've lasted way longer ^v^

[imminent-danger-came]

Every day I'm just like "MK pull your head out of your ass and focus on someone else for ONCE in your little lego LIFE"

[dootplusone]

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Thinking. Abt this but with Bones. Like. Post-Tholian Web? Post-Mirror Mirror?

For AOS, could be after Into Darkness and/or Beyond.

A Bones who's just. So anxious. So stressed. So overwhelmed that it starts taking a toll on his health. Maybe he doesn't even realise - or maybe he does and tries his best to push through it until it knocks him on his ass. Kind of in the vein of "You don't actually know how tired you are until you stop. And then you just physically cannot start again." It becomes his new baseline, a problem that just brews and storms in the distance.

And he just carries on. And keeps going and going and going until one day he realises that 'Oh fuck, I'm not okay' and has about 5 seconds of warning before he straight up collapses, doesn't matter if it's on the bridge, in the madbay, on a planet - he's going down. (Maybe a repeat of Tholian Web where he just straight up faints into Spock's arms? Full whammy, why not)

Maybe it's a high-tension situation getting resolved that does it. The pure relief of it reminds him of how tired he is. How tired he's been for a while. His body sees that momentary rest and goes "More of that, please. And I'm not asking."

And he's so rendered by it that he doesn't grumble about being coddled like he normally would when he wakes up. He knows not to fuck with the medbay staff - they're just as firm as he is on recovery, and that's not by accident - and he knows that Spock and Kirk will be hovering, because they see any problem as something they, too, should shoulder the burden of.

...And because they're some of the most protective people in the damned universe. And that goes for pretty much all the people on board the Enterprise.

In some scenarios, it's just a case of letting his body and mind rest properly. In others, there's a lot more recovery involved than anyone initially expects. Luckily for him, he has a found family who are determined to be there with him at every step. It just takes a couple reminders, every once in a while.

[tackminyard]

show tempe gang crossover with the morris islanders would actually have been the best episode of bones ever. btw

[sysig]

Very cool and not at all uncomfortable vent sesh (Patreon)

[hymnoire]

𝐋𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐙𝐀 & 𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌

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[underground-monarch]

btw if you make art or an edit of aziracrow to a love song and you change the pronouns or any other gendered terms - specifically changing them to masc ones - you're a coward. oh that song talks about the female narrator's love interest with she/her? aziracrow are lesbians now. they always were. they're also gay guys who each loves their boyfriend. they're genderless ethereal beings who happen to be presenting masculine at the moment but canonically there are no "correct" pronouns in the english language and any sexuality label fits them as long as it's gay

[glamfellens]

astarion: its always a pleasure to see you sauntering over 😏

aeres:

[keeps-ache]

been telling my siblings 'you would NOT make it in vulcan academy' when they do smth goofy recently and nobody's been able to refute lol