#theyre also both freaks

[fung-fungus]

eddie brock 🤝 will graham

sweaty bisexual men have their shit royally rocked by a maneater, who makes them worse before making them better, and suffer the curse of cassandra in their profession then runaway with said maneater despite The Horrors

[ph-cutie]

tfw you dont wanna sit on the chair but you maxxed out electrochem instead of volition

[scribz-ag24]

opposing views

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

prince and prince friendship. this is my vision

[missescalientee]

In n2 explorer au john dory is going to be so happy when he not only finds out that jade is alive but branch and floyd are also alive

Lots of hugs and long talks ensue!

JD is ECSTATIC

I have two diff versions of Jade and JDs reunion

This one that’s httyd inspired and also a fun bit XD

And then this one almost made me cry cuz I’m very emotional about this song cuz to me ITS THEIR SONG FOREVER AND ALWAYS

I’m so insane about them

[mochinomnoms]

Jade seems like the type of person who would take “you are the flesh maggots adore” as a compliment

Hmm I can kinda see it but tbh this gives off more Rook vibes. He would love the idea of his flesh being devoured and absorbed back into the earth and it's creatures.

Like a FREAK

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Eddie pulls Robin aside after noticing how she's interacting with Nance and how she keeps reassuring that shes Not Dating Steve and asks her if shes "a friend of dorothy"

[wzardjellies]

Just got done w/ revenge on my rewatch and I have an au going on in my head where Jo gets a more developed character arc and dawn gets further in the competition bc they form an alliance lesbianism ensues (they make each other worse/better)

[k8felge]

that one redraw that was going around on twt... BUT SHENZED 💥💥💥 (original under the cut)

[operarock]

They would never be the same

[kagoutiss]

does anyone. share my vision

[introspectivememories]

please put your reasonings in the tags!!!! esp if you pick the last one

[sleepyeepy]

got bored at work and had to get a little autistic w it in my bsf’s dms 🩷

we looked like giants cover by csh is so “secret lovers hiding their relationship from dean and heaven” sastiel to me

[neonhellscape]

okay its no secret i dont buy into marazhai being the persona he puts on. so as i've officially met him in game now, im making a list of all the in-game reasons i think he's a bit of an idiot [which i love btw. i find him far more compelling if he's a bit stupid/weird and he's trying so hard not to be but you just know nobody in commorragh is inviting him to parties]

the very first time you get a glance of him on a rooftop and. 'deal with this' "of course" proceeds to just walk off like 3 seconds after the other two

ambushes you. has you cornered. is in optimal position to kick your ass frankly, high ground and better weapons and utilising shock against you. ...he bitches at you for a while, gets insulted, then runs off into the forest with a maniacal cackle

heinrix fired a mild insult [considering what he's like to everyone else its barely an insult] and he took big enough issue with it to start saying how he'll break him and turn him into a pet. oh sure dude you're responding super well to this mild comment from the guy who accidentally insults everyone and their entire ancestral line at some point

i think it says something that he's learned to speak your language fluently too. that Has to be some kind of Yikes moment to admit publicly in drukhari culture. buried family secret great great grandfather drukhari-georg learned to speak mon keigh and now we claim he just spoke oddly because was shot in the head as a child to prevent the shame

he also knows the mon keigh lore that says youre a super special little guy as rogue trader and actually LISTENS to the fact you're the special little guy as rogue trader. and he does treat you as more equal/with more respect than the other characters. thats not just a drukhari culture yikes thats what gets you checked for a concussion or brain damage

literally socially atrocious enough its believed he's working with you [read: with you. not using you, not manipulating, cooperating. this is a big difference i feel] and only he himself doesnt believe it

ignore the fact he eventually DOES work with you which. is its own follow up statement

challenges you to fight him, to give chase then and there. i made him wait while i went through english government simulator where i queued for multiple days, did multiple day/week voidship trips back and forth, got distracted by accidentally starting jae's romance, pasqal telling me to servitorise her, getting blackout drunk with her, shipwide broadcast tm, giving her a voidship, her getting me a space cat, attacked by pirates, dealt with a plague, explored a few extra systems.......................

he destroys your palace. ...its rebuilt effectively within a week. most of the damage is in bodies which are just sent to the poor district to rot [almost feels worse than the damage done good job imperium]

the throne has claw marks. he could've blown it up or shot it or piled corpses on it but no he wanted to sit on the fancy chair and so turned into a common housecat mauling the sofa arm

how long was he just sitting there lounging on that chair? again see how long i kept him waiting. he was just sitting there trying to find a comfy position on this [for him] kinda small chair JUST so he could briefly taunt, break your window with his space motorbike, jump off the chair in a dramatic [but not gunna lie not that impressive] feat of gymnastics, then fly out. he doesnt even shoot at you as he leaves

i will continue my list as i see more that entertain me

[hylorien]

I adore the Halsin Mate Theory™ but I still wholeheartedly ship him with Astarion because I fully believe Halsin needs a fat dose of 'Sometimes Nature Does NOT Have Its Shit Together'

[xfand0mfr34kx]

ו|{ "継ぎ接ぎ狂ったマトリョシカ" }|•×\\ MATORYOSHKA - HACHI \\

i keep thinking abt these idiots while listening to this song lol