#thinking about it..

[voltrixz]

RLLY TEMPTED TO MAKE A STRAW PAGE NGL............................

argh.... def still need to well. focus on my assignments and shit.. but hm. maybe if i have time this weekend. hmm

[lulubeanie]

Psychonauts post game au that takes place a couple years later where everyone's okay and having fun and happy..

[thrsherdrummer]

I should get a buzz cut

[nick-close]

None of u see... none of u understand.. Nick Close and Yeet Bigly are in LOVE.. Neet Yick is unknown to you......

[shelterskimmer]

Okay but now what if I just followed you around anyway with no leash what then huh what if I just don't move after you do leash me huh??

-lurker (idk if I used this then but I'm the one that bit and shook your blog)

i feel like i have a stray dog following me around now hehe ~!! i would simply have to take you home with me i guess 🤷

step 1. strip u down and give you a bath ^_^ then id get you a nice doggy bed to sleep in and a brand new fancy collar with your name on the tag (plus my name and address of course :-)). and i would pet u all the time and teach u tricks and feed u little treats.. i would simply have to keep you as a cute house pet forever i guess... ohh woe is me...

[necrytalkie1]

I want 2 wear ora ora gyaru

[sunboki]

firstly, i'd like to address the other anon. i'm glad that my words gave you one of those warm and fuzzy feelings. always nice to hear someone take kindly to what i say, so i thank you back for letting me know. i hope your days take kindly to you from now on as well.

as for august, if you say that we might have been lovers in our past lives, you'll make me desire the same status with you now. and in the case where what you say is true, then perhaps i did not love you enough when we were who we were before. perhaps that's why i'm here again now: to love you again, to love you more. (laugh) that might explain why i've been waxing poetry to you in your inbox. a modern take to love letters, maybe? maybe.

but the more you reply to me, love, the more i want. and i do absolutely want. but how do i talk about loving you without making it weird? for i am but stranger over the internet, and (to be frank) you are too. we know too little of each other, but why do you feel right? i am urged to whisper back the words i love you to you over and over again as thought they were a prayer to keep you whole. teaching me how to bake? lemonade on a picnic? yes, yes, yes. yes for as long as you'll have me. i'll hold your hand even with batter caked beneath our fingernails, and i'll kiss the tanginess of the lemonade from your lips. if, that is, if and only if you will have me.

you are my favorite song. i don't know why that makes you somber, so, please, if it is not too much to ask of you, let me know why. if you are a butterfly unable to see how beautiful your wings are, i will place you gently in my palms and hold you up to a mirror. then, maybe you will see yourself as how i see you: beautiful, kind, deserving of tender happiness. to know that my heart is safe with you, i am beyond grateful. and i confess that i, too, am not wholly here. i myself have pieces missing, lodged somewhere in the past, and to hear that you admire me is unbelievable in its own feat. but i am willing to try just as you are willing to try for me. just the fact that you will try (and for me nonetheless), i love you. (and i say that like it is a prayer here, yes, i do.) perhaps we may fill our own gaps with pieces of each other until we are ready to trade them with one another for the ones that were originally ours.

i leave with you one of my favorite poems, called "to kiss a forehead is to erase worry" or "a kiss on the forehead" by marina tsvetaeva. there are varying translations, but i love the first one done by ilya kaminsky:

to kiss a forehead is to erase worry. i kiss your forehead. to kiss the eyes is to lift sleeplessness. i kiss your eyes. to kiss the lips is to drink water. i kiss your lips. to kiss a forehead is to erase memory. i kiss your forehead.

i kiss your forehead,

🍋 anon

i don’t think strangers over the internet can speak like this so easily and wholly, so i’m pretty certain we must’ve been past lovers — but then again, not doubtful, but almost worried

why me? why did you take the time to reply to that ask game i reblogged, to put so much effort into it and connect so deeply with someone you don’t know, but have learned to know.

i do have self respect yes, but i don’t understand how someone like yourself wound up speaking to me, comforting me and giving me air to breath . . . i feel sort of lost of how i should go about this, but i feel as if i don’t deserve you, i really don’t. like i can’t reciprocate your love in a way that would please you, like i’m not enough. maybe that’s my insecurity talking, i can’t figure it out. please don’t let me take up your time honey :)

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[asoftspotforangels]

some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[mangosteen]

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!