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spyglassrealms · 1 year

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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hansoeii · 9 months

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we go just right.

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sabugabr · 4 months

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Hold fast. Brave the storm

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo series #pjo #illustration #artists on tumblr #might have gotten a lil carried away here #not gonna lie #this series is just so pretty #rick riordan #can't draw a minotaur to save my life tho #annabeth chase #clarisse la rue #luke castellan #grover underwood

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uzokizz · 2 months

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the college semester just started and i'm ready to GIVE UP !!

#⊹˳⁺ ♡ all rise for the honourable raven.#i have had six hours of sleep in two days and im only one week in #this can't be my life

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blubun0309 · 3 months

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// Hazbin Hotel spoilers I guess

Whoever's running the HH Twitter account deserves a fucking raise oh my lord

#I didn't include this but they replied to someone saying huskerdust for life #like????#YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THAT ON ME AND EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT #HUSKERDUST FOR LIKE INDEED BESTIE #SHAKE MY HAND #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #huskerdust

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bongsavior · 7 months

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she's just gonna shut everyone out in response huh 😔

#r #kill me #just choke me and slaughter me with your bare hands already #also yes i was just talking about how i'm going to be pushing everyone away but please i still latch onto my favorite people #idk idk idk idk idk i'm slightly intoxicated rn 3 jai alai's deep tbf #dog wound healing but it's at the closing up painful itchy stage #jobless but going to probably work at michaels again #it's what i know #moving to new orleans in around 10 months #i can't wait but i have to prioritize finding myself rather than reaching for the incredible high of a relationship with someone #this can't be my life #this can't be the way things go #my psychiatrist told me thru teladoc which i get for free thru my insurance i can search for therapists too #so i'm gonna try that and hope to get dbt or cbt #for my bpd #gonna make a song out of those acronyms #i think i need life-altering mental help and i'll finally start to use and hone my skills such as Music (instruments singing and composing)#but yeah my 35 y/o Teladoc psychiatrist who supplies me meds told me after about 8 months in ''Hey if you've ever thought about therapy you #can do this to get therapists instead of psychiatrists and you can have both at one time''#idk he's a busy man he probably didn't want to assume i didn't know :')#but yeah i'm excited to see if i can find an lgbtq therapist #i like how this post went from ''you're ignoring me everything is different and i'm suffering detaching from My Favorite Person''#to ''therapy is mere inches away fellas and then i'm FREE i can be fearless and do what i've always been afraid to do''#🤔#that's a really good thing :')#personal #sorry #long post #so many tags

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lunarwednesday · 2 months

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Happy birthday Kim Dokja! Thank you for your story.

the text is the poem "If I Can Stop One Heart from Breaking" by Emily Dickinson

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv spoilers #kim dokja #han sooyoung #yoo joonghyuk #kdj #yjh #hsy #1863 hsy #the oldest dream #secretive plotter #i can't believe honkai star rail is what led me to this poem #but life is a comedy #and also i have some slight disagreements with what the poem implies but it was orv-coded to me so my hands just moved on their own

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pouletpourri · 7 months

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I know the circustances didn't make it avaliable, but..I kinda wish we had a farewell scene

#listen listen their friendship means everything to me #screw canon screw anything that's her DAD he's her honorary DAD alright #simon's a honorary dad to whoever needs it #also drawing dad figures being soft with their honorary children is therapeutic to my familial issues #simon petrikov #adventure time #fionna and cake #my art #fanart #fionna and cake spoilers #fionna campbell #adventure time fionna and cake #damn i can't draw people hugging to save my life #btw i didnt forget about marceline marcy's the apple of his eye #simon is just bursting with dad energy that's all

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briviting · 1 year

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womp womp

#looney tunes #bugs bunny #marvin the martian #art attag #comics #listen cartoon hares and rabbits can breed dw about it #I can't resist the chuck jones eyelashes <3 #can you tell I've only drawn bugs like Twice in my whole life his face is soo hard to get right #one of those deceptively simple cartoon character designs

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hoofpeet · 9 months

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#this might b silly i guess but i legitimately want to know how common kettles actually are here #we've had the same kettle my entire life so ig I don't have a frame of reference for how other people boil water #can't edit polls but i would've included electric kettles if i knew those were a thing #also insane to me that it seems a lot of people microwave water... microwave-made coffee tastes to bad to me

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tagerrkix · 4 months

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Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

#it's canon #source: it was revealed to me in a dream #aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan #crowley is having the time of his life here #my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark #but I put ducklings there instead #aardvarks will have to wait #btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020 #my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart #she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it #I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut #it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️#lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here #guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent #guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping #somebody save him #there are vicious animals #and she's exp-#*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY*#hey where the fuck is the gecko going #aziraphale #good omens fanart #crowley #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable husbands

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bixels · 4 months

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Hot to the Touch

(Sunset x Thea)

#mlp #sunset shimmer #twilight sparkle #twiset #my art #fanart #the grand galloping 20s #illustration #rarijack is my funny goofy ship your american drama “the fashionista falls for the farmgirl!”#but twiset is my pull at your heartstrings drama romance shit #at least for this au #what if thea was the only one who could calm sunset's rage #what if sunset knows she should hate thea for “replacing” her for being the witch she was supposed to be but she can't bring herself to #what if thea was the guiding star who saves sunset's soul and brought laughter and peace and love back into her jaded tired life #what if they loved each other more than they ever thought they could but it wasn't meant to last. sunset must leave and thea must stay.#what if i ran off a bridge

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knifearo · 5 months

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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts #course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism #being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍#hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn #i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well.#obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it.#realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus #cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself #into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway.#so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation #but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct!#and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want...#best case scenario. is what i'm saying.#every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy #and it's so fucking satisfying. every day.#fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system #you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao #yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :)#aromantic #aromanticism #aro positivity #aroace #arospec #sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon #you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself.#FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better #life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not #i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao

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oceanmoss · 2 years

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#this^ is so real rn im so sleeep deprived it's crazy and im fighting the urge to ruin every relationship in my life UGHHHH #IK I SHOULD JUST SLEEP IMMEDIATELY......#maybe i'll take a sleeping pill like i can't keep living lije some sort of tortured demon #🧷

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spellboundcities · 5 months

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Is it too late to make this joke

(original v)

#I remember seeing an edit meme of this but I can't remember who made it #if you see this thank you for putting the imagery in my brain #local cryptid draws #trafficblr #secret life #gem and the scotts #geminitay #impulsesv #scott smajor #AND #scott pilgrim vs the world #life series #many many many cameos. See if you can list them all!!#block game go brrr

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allysketches · 7 months

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in his primadonna girl* era 😌✨

(*playing the damsel in distress and getting locked in a tower in the middle of the french revolution so his boyfriend can rescue him from being beheaded 😏)

#good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart #my art #neil gaiman #what is this... me?? posting on a regular time and not in the dead of night???? no way #anyway he is the best #in his sassiest era #also can you tell I can't draw the complex ruffle design or whatever it's called to save my life?? lol #hope it came across as an artistic choice #not incompetence (which it is)

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