#this food is so fucking good lois

[romullus]

UM. JUST READ THE NEW ROMANMENCKEN FIC

[newathens]

omg where’s those two sentences i wrote abt a future olympian civil war i didn’t tag it im gonna go crazy

[blackstar044]

Listening to my old playlist I made when I 10 which had Joan Osbourne, Queen, and Vocaloid songs in it and it's so good… I forgot I had this much bangers in my old playlist actually

[cursedwritingutensil]

What is in Chinese food that makes it so damn good, I’m slobbering like a dog over some cold leftovers rn

[supercityboys]

Physically restraining myself from liking every single song from a artist after I find out they’re really good

[diamond-in-the-rough-au]

What are y’all’s thought on Rose cussing? Is that too obscene for her or am I the only one who thinks she did it nonchalantly

[kensrollerblades]

The Returning Survivors of Scream VI

[bruciemilf]

wait I have got to hear your thoughts on bruce being lottie!!

Rewatching Princess and The Frog has got me in a chokehold! But basically, the AU as of now;

It's a well established, well know, well respected fact from the White House to the Bayou; If you ain't Wayne rich, you ain't rich at all.

But you won't catch Thomas Wayne bragging and boosting and yapping about hot cars, or big mansions, or pearly white yachts.

Thomas' pride and joy is one tiny, fawn eyed, overly energetic boy that made Gotham collectively swoon.

"And I want a princess when I grows up!" Bruce is just prancing around in his pink prince costume, adjusting a paper crown that Alfred made, " Or a prince! Can you get me a prince, papa?"

"You know the deal, Bruce; You wish it, daddy grands it; Ain't that right, Martha?"

Martha Kent chuckles in that warm, knowing way of hers. Her friend is infamous for the way he spoils his boy. But the Waynes are good people. And not just because they keep her farm afloat.

"Yeah, you're good on that front. But you know, sweetheart; It doesn't matter if you marry a prince or princess. As long as they make you smile, that's all that matters."

Lois, just a bit older than Bruce, makes a disgusted noise, " I don't want no prince or princess. I just want Princess money."

Bruce squeals, " But a PRINCE. I'd love to marry a Prince. We'd have a big big wedding and the sweetest cake in the world, and everyone would have fun, -- Clark! You gonna be at my wedding, right?"

Clark, dressed up in his blue overalls and paper sword, to fit the knight Bruce always calls him, nods, with a smile that doesn't match his words, " Course I will, Bruce. If you'll have me."

Now. Bruce is so very good at forging fantasies. But when a princess from a far away island rumoured to be populated entirely by women comes into town, it doesn't look like make believe at all.

"Women only? Lucky."

Lois doesn't have the time for dreams; She's a bonafide, concise, straight to the point realist. Taking truth by the throat and brings it to light.

And often enough, truth isn't pretty. And ugly truth, as Parry said, right before booting her right out of her job, doesn't sell.

Luckily, Clark's folks were nice enough to give her a delivery job cause Clark can't drive worth a damn. Still. If she's gonna watch him contain another dreamy sigh for Bruce, she'll blow chunks.

"Did you see her in them papers?! That's the prettiest woman I ever did see!"

Mr. Wayne growls behind his newspaper (that Lois could've written better than fucking JIMMY) and Bruce doubles down, " Um. After mama."

Mr Thomas smiles. "Hm. Guess you're finally getting that princess, huh, Brucie?"

Even in adulthood, Bruce squeals like a strangled kitten, " Where's Clark? Can't have the perfect wedding without the perfect best man!" Lois bites her lip and stacks up the peaches in Mrs. Wayne's Cafe.

After all these years, she just refuses to let that old place go. Lois has to respect that. Martha gives her a sympathetic look, warms her up with a mother's love. " How's work, Lo?"

"It's work, Mrs. Wayne. Thank you for that big order for the masquerade ball. At this point, you're the only ones keeping that farm alive..."

"Give those apples some credit," she winks, but squeezes Lois' hand, " If you ever need anything..."

"Thank you. But I don't take handouts."

"Pride won't buy you food, honey. But I guess I gotta wait for you to open your own newspaper. Then I'll make you rich. You'll see."

Bruce is just hugging and squeezing on Clark's arm, ranting a mile a minute about his wedding colors, his cake flavor, the honeymoon, all while nuzzling Clark's toned arm.

And Clark does what he does best; Hide behind a smile.

Alfred sighs, " If he wasn't mine, I'd whack that boy's head with a pan."

"You'll do no such thing, or so help me!"

"Save it for the after party, Tommy dear," Martha chuckles, " But I gotta understand, -- this Diana lady's making waves. I never even seen a woman talk to the mayor before. Let alone yell at 'Im."

"That's cause Tommy Elliot only wants women under his desk," A roll of the eye, a coil of disgust fanning resentment In her gut, Lois takes the box. "Sides, little miss princess probably ain't better than he is. "

The problem with always looking back is you're never ready for the forward.

When Lois bumps up in something tall, solid, and warm, she thinks its Clark. Except neither she or Clark smell like vanilla ice cream and clean air and blue oceans.

Clark certainly doesn't have long, majestic hair gracefully dancing in the winds. He doesn't have blood red lips, or strong blue eyes.

Clark's eyes were summer sky blue. Not a blue Medusa herself couldn't stone.

And he certainly doesn't make her heart stop with a smirk.

"Well," Diana Fucking Prince says, voice satin and velvet, "I don't know about being a better. But I could change your mind about that."

[punkeropercyjackson]

Came up with a Jercy take/au so i remembered those hcs i promised @kitkatperce LMFAO Here you go Sar🤟🏼

Black4Black obviously-Percy's monoracial and Jason's mixed because Sally's afro-dominican third gen inmigrant and the gods are black.Jason's a natural dirty blonde and has brown eyes and lightskin swag /lh

Certified t4t couple.Jason's a wolfgirl turned werewolf-adjacent trans man who's the walking embodiment of positive and healthy masculinity and is fully transitioned with top surgery scars and Percy is a pastel punk trans woman who canonically acts extremely femme eggy so she's a blue hair and pronouns mermaid-esque gamer girl and her new full name,Persephone,was chosen because the og gave her Metamorphose,food that's been blessed by Aphrodite to give the eater their ideal apperance so it's basically hrt for trans people,as a gift and Percy wanted to thank her

Also transhet4transbi demi4demi and autistic4autistic but Percy's got no masking game and Jason's got all of it but he don't play with her ever

They were kinda meant to have a spark in every way-Tons of similarities but a few significant contrasts that don't lead to toxicity but instead them being complimentary and good for eachother,the beef between Zeus and Poseidon and how much Percy fucking despises her dad and Jason wanting to be completely free of Jupiter,Percy's severe older men trauma and Jason's defiement of what men are 'supposed' to be that's influenced by his transmasculinity but also a genuine effort on his part and connection with Percy that women are inherently better caused by the misogyny he also faced pre-egg cracking and even some afterwards from particularly big jerks and Jason being Hazel's pseudo-dad pre-Hoo and Percy being Nico's pseudo-mom before All That Fuckshit.Obviously they're not perfect together based off that last part alone and Jason's mostly a hc but it's certainly better than adultifiying Hazel!!

Percy's tgirl ass was glad to be friends with a guy who was taller than her for once and Jason found her 6' height hot on sight and immediately wanting to shock himself for because JASON THAT'S INNAPPROPRIATE,SHE'S A LADY AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER!!!!!!(There was minus zero nsfw thoughts going on and he's just a prude)

'She's Lois Lane........But with Aquaman's powers.Does that make sense?'-Jason telling Piper about his Percy love epiphany and she rightfully laughed at him for it and he fumed in humiliation

Piper is a false romantic lead but there's no jealousy on Percy part and none on Piper's part either actually because she never actually liked Jason and only used thinking she did as a heterosexual allusion to avoid confronting her internalized lesbophobia(which is the general term for anti-sapphic in case y'all get mad,i know she's canon unlabeled and mspec)and Jason realized he's transhet instead of bi transmasc like he thought and just had envy of Piper's butch swag so they were on great terms afterwards

Huge on physical touch,quality time and words of affirmation.Percy can't keep her hands to herself once she really falls in deep for him and he's loving every second of it but is completely oblivious to the change,they do parallel play on a daily basis but also share a few special interests now thanks to infodumping and participating in them together and they're training partners and aside from direct verbal validation,they also leave sticky notes with sweet messages('Even if you weren't perfect today,you're still my Superman'-Your Blue Kryptonite/'Hey,the sea may not liked to be restrained but i heard she likes this'-Bolt Boy')and talk good things to others even when they're not around

Outcast gf x Popular bf but they cut the bullshit and go straight to best friends with zero judgement and only sunshine and clear rain.Them getting together by Boo would be forced asf so instead they're a Ghostflower situation:Besties with implied subtle crushes > Significant seperation period causes their hearts to grow fonder and they're fullblast soulmates by choice > They settle into it for a long while so they can be a real couple and true true love.This includes Percy having a Jason tributed hairstyle change as she dyes her faded from gray to white streak sky blue and Jason asking for tons of Percy sculptures to be made in her honor and she's as flattered and flustered and teasing about it as Gwen was and Jason has the rizz Miles does too

Back to the Percy older men trauma thing,i think we all picked up on how Weird And Unnecessary Luke is towards her in canon and i won't get into it so it dosen't get triggering but even though he never dated her,his frequent and looming presence combined with his again canon pedophile status to her own best friends(Annabeth and Thalia)and another friend of hers she felt awful for not keeping an eye on(Silena),he left scars on her regarding manhood that only fueled her transfemininity and hatred of the gods and Apollo in particular due to his treatment of the Hunters and 'history'.Jason's entire Percy appeal is despite the looks,he acts nothing like how boys are taught to and punished if they don't and the closest exception is how gentlemanly and chilvarious is he but even then that's black dude swag specifically

Percy is 4d,Jason is 4c.Her usual style is comics!Starfire hair i.e down to her hips and BIG FLOOF,his is shoulder length and his natural very thick curls.They have wash day together and Percy's uses fruity shampoos and gets Jason to do the same and they try out different looks together-Percy's favorites are butterfly locs,a blk version of mermaid waterfall and jumbo ponytail and Jason's are twists,afropuffs and at one point he got an afro fade with a lightning bolt and Petcy damn near forgot how to breathe

Nico's also black(Maria was black-italian)so cute lil found black family sitch.He could NOT stand Jason's ass at first for no reason,he's just a posessive brat over his big sister slash mom but Jason proved himself not too much into it by defeating Cupid before he even got a hint of what he was tryna get out of him and Jason telling him that he only cared Cupid was forcing him into something earned him lifelong trust.They're an official quartet as off Hoo finale and Jason makes regular trips to the Familia Jackson household and they have both quests and normal adventures and they can be found doing just about anything together from wholesome down to earth activities to buck ass wild supernatural shenanigans

Hazel's also a lesbian and pastel goth so her and Jason's semi-normie ass have a lot of fun getting to know eachother again /gen /pos.Naturally they talk about their gfs with Hazel's love life being as Mabel Pines-esque as she is by herself and Jason is goofy black dad from a sitcom-coded and supports her in her nonchalantly macabe nature and you can just feel the rekindled familial love there like you can Nico and Percy and when Jercy finally have their bio kids,Nico and Hazel become the best Tío and Auntie ever

Jason is Percy's All American Boy in a black biracial kinda way and Percy is Jason's Girl Next Door in an afrolatina kinda way

Something something The Man with his head in the clouds and The Mermaid who keeps her head above the water meet where the sky and the sea do and their worlds are forever transformed by it as they become just one united

And since this is a ships trend with me at this point:Jercy-coded images

[tooneys-russo]

BOOTS AND BROKEN HEARTS

Previous Parts: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5

Summary: Alessia and her UNC coach Willa have a bit too much chemistry. Only downside is that Willa has a girlfriend.

CHAPTER 6

Lotte and Lois were there waiting with Willa, Willa gave as much information to the two as she could while they waited. The two players weren’t exactly stoked about Willa and what had happened but they acknowledged that you rushed to be by her side and helped her to hospital. When they were able to go in Lotte and Lois rushed inside, Willa waited by the door too nervous to go in. Alessia was still out of it a bit but smiled wide when she saw her friends. “Oh my god thank god you are okay.” Lotte hugged the striker tightly Lois quickly joined in on the hug. Alessia’s eyes shifted to the doorway where she saw Willa. “Hey.” Willa said awkwardly. “Hi.” Alessia smiled softly. Lotte and Lois looked at each other and cleared their throats as Alessia and Willa stared at each other. “Um, we are going to go and find food.” Lotte said as she stood up, “Maybe they will have pudding or something.” Lois followed behind Lotte as they left the room. “How’s the pain?” Willa stepped further into the room. “Yeah, it's manageable. They said you came with me in the ambulance, sorry I don’t remember.” Alessia sat up a little and winced at the pain, Willa rushed to her side to help her sit up more. The coach’s hands on Alessia’s back and behind the thigh of her good leg to move her. “Thank you.” Alessia put her hand on Willa’s wrist. “Alessia I am so sorry.” Willa looked down. “I am a coward, I should have broken up with Jennifer the first second I felt something. It wasn’t fair on you or on her.” Alessia touched Willa’s hand. “Hey, I knew about Jennifer and still did my part. Let’s just take a few steps back and be friends. I can’t have anything else going on with the amount of rehab I am going to have to do and the fact that my dad will be watching me like a hawk” She sighed and touched the brace around her leg. “How did the game end up?” Alessia looked at Willa. “Yeah we got the win. The girl only got a yellow and I got reported  and sent off for going off at the referee.” Alessia laughed and Willa smiled at the incredible sound. “Did you swear?” Willa nodded. “May have called them fucking useless and a waste of space.” She blushed as Alessia laughed. “That is one way to get sent off.” Alessia went to say something else but Lotte and Lois walked in with some snacks. “I better get going, leave you with these two. Give me a call if you need anything, I think your dad should be here tomorrow he was on the first flight he could get.” Willa almost leaned in to kiss Alessia’s cheek but stopped awkwardly mid way with Alessia locking eyes with her, she pulled away. “Bye.” Her voice broke slightly and she rushed out of the room. “Fucking idiot.” The three could hear being said by Willa to herself as she walked down the hall. The three Brits laughed and ate snacks for a few hours before the two girls had to leave. 

As soon as Alessia’s Father, Mario, arrived from England she was able to be discharged, they went to the AirBnB he was renting while he was there, it was a two bedroom place so he could keep an eye on Alessia’s recovery. Alessia sent a text to Willa, ‘Hey just letting you know Dad picked me up and I am staying with him for a bit.’ Willa smiled at the text, the team was training but only a text from Alessia could change her focus. ‘Good to hear, let me know if you need anything, the team misses you a lot. Once you are up and moving we will throw a little party for you at the ground x rest up stargirl’ Alessia smiled wide at the text and laid back in her temporary room. After Alessia had rehab and the girls had training Lois and Lotte went around to Alessia’s place to watch some movies, Lotte and Lois noticed that Alessia was spending a fair bit of time on her phone. “Checking on your girlfriend?” Lotte smirked. “We said we would be just friends, I can’t do what I did before. I can’t get distracted. Thank god Jennifer called when she did in the theatre or we would have gone too far.” Alessia ran her fingers through her hair. “Yeah no one can sit in those seats without knowing what you two did and that was just making out. Imagine if you went all the way.” Lois said with a mouthful of food, Alessia hit her with a pillow. 

Willa sat at her apartment playing video games, she tried to take her mind off the mess that she had caused, it made her sick what she had done to Alessia and even Jennifer. Willa sighed as she messaged Jennifer, ‘Hey, I am sorry for what I did. I have been so focused here and have been pulling away. I truly do care for you and did love you. Thank you for the good times and I hope you kill it in Orlando. I am sorry again Jennifer, truly.’ There was no reply from Jennifer by the time Willa was drifting off to sleep. Willa was woken up by her phone pinging at 3am she looked over and it was a text from Alessia, ‘Hi. Manchester play Burnley in a few days, the girls are going to watch it in the theatre. Did you want to join?’ Willa looked over the text. ‘Alessia, why are you awake?’ The reply from the striker came quickly, ‘My leg hurts, it woke me up.’ Willa’s heart broke a little knowing that the girl was in pain. ‘Can you take more pain meds? Anything I can do?’ Alessia smiled at Willa’s concern. ‘I have taken more just waiting for them to kick in. Are you coming to watch the game?’ Willa bit her lip thinking what she should say back, there will be other people there nothing would happen. ‘Yeah can’t wait to see you lose.’ Alessia tried to keep her laugh quiet around her sleeping friends. ‘You can’t say that I am injured and in pain.’ Willa blushed. ‘Sorry princess, I will hope for a draw. Get some sleep. Good night, well good morning.’ Alessia smiled wide at the message. ‘Goodnight Willa x’ The two girls had the best sleep they’d had in a while.  

Willa wore an acid wash green vintage Nike tshirt with some baggy jeans, white converse and her green Nike cap that she had backwards. She walked into the theatre and saw the players already there and chatting, they didn’t glare at her like last time she walked into the change room. Willa immediately looked at Alessia who was wearing her UNC training shorts and her Manchester United shirt, Willa smiled as she watched the girl as she laughed with her friends. Alessia turned as she chatted and saw Willa, a smile graced her lips as she waved at her coach. Willa waved and sat up the back, Alessia got on her crutches and began heading over to the coach, as she got closer to the top her crutch got caught on the step and she began to fall forward, Willa dived over and caught Alessia before she fell. “Can you please be careful?” Willa steadied the girl with her hands on the blonde’s waist. “Can you not sit up the back like a creep?” Alessia laughed. “You got me there.” Willa helped Alessia to sit down, she flicked the sleeve of Alessia’s jersey. “Honestly this looks dreadful on you.” Willa smirked and Alessia gasped. “Oh please, you will be wearing this tomorrow when we win.” Willa laughed and nodded. “Yeah okay deal, but only because you are injured.” Lotte and Lois watched closely the interaction between Willa and Alessia. Before the game started Alessia headed back to her friends, Willa watching her slowly go back to her seat. During the game Willa took a couple notes as she watched, Alessia saw the coach taking notes and sent her a text. ‘Nerd, have you ever just watched a game to enjoy it?’ Willa smiled at the text and looked up at the girl and poked her tongue out then went back to writing. At half time Willa went to the kitchen to grab some water. “I hate football.” Willa turned to see who the voice belonged to, she saw the blonde striker struggling with her crutches. “Is that because you are 1 nil down to Burnley?” Willa smirked and Alessia glared at her. “Maybe.” She leant against the bench, Willa walked over and stood in front of her. “At least I won’t have to wear the jersey.” She put her hands either side of Alessia. “I will find a way to make you wear it. Even if you look good in what you are wearing.” Alessia tugged at the coach’s shirt to bring her closer, they looked into each other’s eyes and Willa began to lean in. Alessia matched Willa’s movements as their lips gently touched, Willa moved her hands to Alessia’s hips and pressed their bodies together as the kiss deepened. They both knew what they were doing was dumb and quickly pulled away when they heard other voices closing in on them. It was Lotte who was wearing a knowing smirk when she saw Alessia’s bright red face and Willa fumbling with her water bottle. “Sorry didn’t mean to interrupt.” Willa shook her head. “No, nothing happened. Just talking. Talking about stuff. Football stuff. With the game. The ball and the goals.” Willa rushed out of the room hiding her blush.

Alessia bit her lip as Lotte looked at her. “You two need a cold shower. Not together.” Lotte shook her head and grabbed some more snacks. “It was just a kiss.” Alessia hit Lotte with her crutch as they headed back into the theatre. Willa and Alessia exchanged glances during the second half, both of them wishing the theatre was empty. Manchester United were down 2-1 until a stoppage time goal from Lindelof, Alessia jumped up and nearly fell as Lotte and Lois held her. “Come on United!” She cheered loudly and looked at Willa. “Now that is how a team comes back!” She kissed the badge on her jersey and Willa smirked and rolled her eyes. The girls began clearing the room, the four Brits were the last in the theatre when Alessia whispered to her friends that she wanted a moment alone with Willa. Alessia made her way over to the coach who had met her in the front row. “So…” Willa started and blushed. “I don’t want to make it a big deal.” Alessia said quickly, this caught Willa off guard slightly. “We kissed and there is clearly something between us. We just maybe have to stay at least a metre apart. I don’t want to get hurt, okay?” Alessia looked up at Willa who just nodded, if that is all she could get for now then that was all she wanted. Alessia kissed Willa on the cheek and headed out of the theatre, Willa sat down on one of the seats and sighed, this could only end one way. 

When Alessia got back to the house with her Dad he had made some dinner, they sat down and ate together, he tried to get some insight as to what his daughter had been up to. “Are you dating anyone? Been dating anyone?” He asked and Alessia laughed. “Oh Dad no. There isn’t really anyone who is datable at UNC.” Mario laughed. “I just want to make sure no guy is out here trying to take advantage of my little girl.” Alessia shook her head with a small smile. “Yeah no guys dad.” After dinner Mario helped Alessia as she struggled with the crutches. She looked through her phone once she settled into bed and began thinking about Willa, she shot off a quick text. ‘Sorry about today. It was a moment of weakness for us as per usual.’ Willa smiled at the text. ‘Yeah I will try not to be so irresistible.’ Alessia laughed as she read the text. ‘Oh yeah Willa Conti super sexy.’ Willa send a picture to Alessia, she was smirking and giving her the finger. Alessia smiled wide and sent one back sticking her finger up. ‘Goodnight, see you on the bus tomorrow.’ Willa locked her phone not looking at the reply. ‘Goodnight Willa x see you tomorrow.’

Willa loaded the bus with all of the gear that they needed, it was going to be a 4 hour bus ride for a doubleheader weekend. The team was excited about the double header and the bus trip, it was going to be a very loud ride. Willa checked off all of the players and saw the blonde striker slowly making her way, Lotte carrying her bag. Willa met up with them and grabbed Alessia’s bag from Lotte. The two young Brits exchanged a look as Willa put Alessia’s bag in the luggage holder. “She could have grabbed mine too.” Lotte mumbled and Alessia tapped her with her crutch. The two got onto the bus and Willa did a final count and confirmed with Anson that everyone was there. As they began heading towards their destination Anson had a chat to the team about the upcoming game and the importance of it, also gave a rundown of each team. The second he sat down the girls began playing music and signing, Willa sat at the front and closed her eyes trying to relax. She felt a body fall into the seat next to her, she turned to see the blonde Brit next to her. “You right there?” Willa opened her eyes and stared at Alessia. “They nearly knocked my leg.” Alessia crossed her arms. “You grumpy now?” Willa looked over at Alessia who just nodded while pouting. Willa laughed and nudged the girl. “Hey at least you can hang out with me now.” Alessia smirked. “Yeah I guess you aren’t horrible to hang out with.” The two chatted about a bunch of random topics until they soon fell onto their common topic, football. Alessia told Willa about her family’s heritage and why she went for Manchester United, Willa told Alessia about her family and why she went for Newcastle United. Willa was purely because she lived in Newcastle, at least Alessia’s was more interesting with her Grandfather coming from Sicily and falling in love with Manchester United. 

Willa put on a thriller movie and handed a headphone to Alessia and she put it in her ear. A lot of the players had started to calm down and do their own thing. Alessia moved closer to Willa as the movie started, their legs touched as they watched. Alessia tried her best to focus on the movie, she stole small glances at the girl next to her. Willa did the exact same thing, trying not to stare at Alessia for too long. “I know you keep looking.” Alessia blushed and looked at Willa who quickly looked away. “Can’t help it.” Willa mumbled. Alessia intertwined their fingers and put her head on Willa’s shoulder. Willa’s whole body was on fire, her heart racing and her focus on the movie long gone. Alessia played with Willa’s fingers, all she could think about was the coach and how perfect this moment was. The bus pulled into a rest stop, “Okay if anyone needs to go to the bathroom, now is your chance.” Willa and Alessia pulled apart and the older girl stretched. The players got off the bus, Willa and Alessia looked at each other for a moment. It was so quiet on the bus, they were the only ones left. “We can’t Willa.” Alessia kept staring at Willa. “I know.” Willa sighed and pulled back. “Sorry.” Willa looked down as Alessia got off the bus. Willa followed a minute later and grabbed some snacks for the second half of the ride. They all got back onto the bus, Alessia went to the back to sit with the other players, Willa sat back in her seat and stared out the window. They both knew what would happen if they were alone for too long.

CHAPTER 7

[mrhowells]

Smallville 4x16

*this episode put me through it, also the character building for Lois is perfection (also, if you see any typos just close your eyes, it was late and I was emotional)*

Clark looks so suspicious😭😭 Jonathan too, the way he's eyeing that food lmaooooo

Please😭

"I'm willing to sleep in the barn." "No that's okay, Lois can sleep in the barn." LOL Clark

sass levels through the roof today for him

Look at how proud Lois is listing all of Lucy's achievements😭 She's the best wtf I love her

"Wow, that's impressive. What happened to Lois?"

He has the time of his life dragging her PLS

"You're gonna find that Clark's charm is an acquired taste, much like his sense of fashion." he had that coming

Lois said TRY ME BISH

pls even Lucy is noticing the tension😭

she wasn't playing with that shoulder punch💀

Yeah, Jason is not letting those stones go💀

I really feel for Lana, I feel like she just lives in constant fear bc there's always some weird shit happening around her

Lucy flirting with Clark, just pls no💀

"Lois I don't want you to get the wrong idea, but ever since Lucy came to town you've been grumpier than normal."

I love this whole conversation between them🥹

Also Clark making it so obvious he's an only child from a loving family, bless him

"You might be a little rough around the edges but as far as sisters go, Lucy could do a lot worse." EXACTLY

anyone who has Lois in their life won the lottery, not even an exaggeration she's the absolute best🤷🏻‍♀️

"I guess there was just a part of me that was always jealous she got out and I didn't."

LOIS BBY LET ME HUG YOU LET ME LOVE YOU

the way she's like 'oh fuck I was vulnerable, gotta blast🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️', same Lois, same

Clark looks so worried too😭

this is so wholesome🥹

I think those electric shocks left him with some permanent damage because Jason seems obsessed now👀

Okay let me rephrase, he doesn't just seem obsessed, he's completely unhinged. They fried his brain🤡

Clark is in disappointed dad mode again, he's so natural at it too😭

"You're not mom alright, so stop trying to be." That hurt me personally, goddamn

LMAOOOOO

also, is this the first episode where we see Lex and Lois in the same frame?👀

Lucy you snake

LOIS DON'T YOU EVER SAY OR THINK THAT

To everyone who contributed to her feeling this way, I just want to have a talk

This is breaking my heart, the world doesn't deserve her😭😭

Their dad really failed at parenting HARD

no because this hurts fr, I want to hug her so bad

she deserves to know that she's wanted and loved, SOMEBODY TELL HER

I can't get over the fact that she thinks that her life is less important than that of her sister

Clark defending Lois is something that can be so personal😭 (She deserves a good support system and friends who have her back idc)

I'm getting very emotional about this excuse me

You know I love a character when I need everyone else to love them too. Like I need every other character on this show to appreciate how amazing Lois is.

"I'm a product of my father's breeding. He needed an heir. But your parents chose you out of love."

No because that's so important and I think it explains why both Lex and Lois are so (for the lack of a better word) fascinated with the Kents.

(ok I paused the episode and wrote like 4 paragraphs of character analysis prompted by that quote but idk what to do with them and if they make any sense, maybe I'll make a separate post🤡)

I need you guys to understand how much it means to me that he really cares about Lois😭

Not even in any sort of romantic context, just that someone genuinely cares if she's okay or not because she's obviously never really had someone take care of her😭😭😭

I mean listen, good for Lionel that he's not an absolute monster anymore but he really needs to stay out of Lex's business💀💀

WAIT A MINUTE HOLD ON.

HOLD ONNNNNN

Did Lana vandalize her own apartment? Or did she just hide the stone and whoever searched for it didn't find it? In any case she's learning how to play the game, good for her😌😌

Okay, first of all: More reasons to love Lois, she's self-aware and she can admit when she's wrong about something. Seriously I love her.

Second: Again, they way she's ready to be kicked out of the farm for something that wasn't even her fault??? MR. SAM LANE, SAMMY, GENERAL LANE, I'D LIKE TO HAVE SOME WORDS WITH YOU. Seriously though, this speaks volumes about how she grew up and it breaks my heart.

Third: The way she tries to be so casual and 'Lois' when she says it, I have very similar defense mechanisms and again, it hurts my heart.

"Yeah... actually I came here to tell you we have food in the oven if you're hungry."

Lois learning what unconditional love looks like through the Kent family is the only thing that matters to me, actually

"You know, all these years I thought I had my sister pegged but... in reality? She's a complete stranger to me." "Even if that were true, I think that if she called you tomorrow you'd be there in a second to help her."

I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW, HE DOES KNOW HER😭

SHE KNOWS HIM TOO😭😭

"I guess that explains why we're friends." "Oh, we're friends now?" "Well, I mean, I won't tell anyone if you don't."

Yes you are and I'm so glad bc you're the most amazing people to ever exist😭

Clark deserves someone like Lois in his life and Lois deserves someone like Clark in her life, yes I'm on the verge of tears AND WHAT ABOUT IT

CHEMISTRYYYYY

shoulder punch my beloved🥹

CHEMISTRYYYYYY

do you think these people knew they just created perfection?😭

🎶now it all begins🎶

written in the stars and all that, I love my OTP

More importantly though, I love Lois Lane she's everything and she deserves all the love in the world.

[theeonlyroman]

I like to imagine that if SB did raise HL and Rosa (Reader) that the overall setting of the story would be them being raised in a mansion and SB being the old, washed up, celebrity war hero that really stays in the spotlight through his kids by making them star in movies sorta like how Britney Spears was in that Disney show in the 80’s. That if HL especially didn’t get the mark right SB would throw him around and beat him and no one would intervene because of their status and well them being supes. And that no matter how many times Rosa would try to her impress her father with her acting talent and powers, she’d never be seen as “good enough” primarily because she’s a woman and that everything she does would be seen second to her brother HL.

A pivotal moment in yours and HL’s young life would be SB walking in on HL whacking it while smelling your sweater and SB angrily asks him, “What the fuck are you doing?” And a young HL scrambles to readjust himself because it’s pretty humiliating and before he even realizes it SB grabs him by the scruff of his collar throwing him across the room saying, “I knew you were a fucking disappointment but this just takes the cake, you think I’m really gonna let you do this fucked up, sweet home Alabama bullshit like this under my goddamn roof after all the hard work I fucking did” and he just choke slams HL to the ground creating a meteor sized hole on the ground.

You fly in on this after coming home from getting greasy fast food for your Dad and you see the chaos of the house and immediately panic and you run too see that SB is on his way to throwing HL out of the house. You run to try to save HL and you both are desperately clinging to one another because after all you HL is all you have, even though you had no idea the truth of why SB was doing what he was doing and in a moment of rage and disgust SB screams at you to go to your room making you feel like a weak, child you listen to him and HL is screaming for you not too but you tearfully abide by SB over your brothers constant begging. And after everything has calmed down you seek out your father and you see him in front of the tv watching one of his movies with beers and empty pill bottles on the table side, you tell him that you bought him some dinner and the only thing he says is “Thanks”. Both you and SB are just sitting quietly eating the food with nothing but questions in the air but you know that SB won’t tell you anything so you just tearfully eat your food while SB doesn’t make any attempts to console you.

HL finds refuge in none other than Madelyn Stilwell, the twist being is that she’s more like if Lois Lane was a predator and made a young Superman into her lover. She manipulates and abuses him by using his mommy issues and sister complex too her advantage into becoming the face of Vought from a young age from there a more younger generation of The Seven appears which is similar to the Teen Titans. HL tries to use his newfound influence to reach out to you but that can barely work with SB standing in between you both and not even Vought wants to intervene given his status and power so for years you can only support you brother from a distance and in secret away from the eyes of your father the whole time you still don’t know the truth as too why HL was kicked from home but this being kept under wraps by SB and Madelyn as well to preserve the image of the “perfect all American family”.

Other hcs

Rosa and HL were children when their grandfather died and they watched SB respond to his death by dancing on his grave and having multiple women in their home. They just stayed in their rooms till the end of the night to hide away from his antics thankfully their maid made them food.

I’m still kinda iffy on how I want BN and Rosa’s relationship to start out because while he is rendered mute and is treated more as obedient character he is still older than her like he’s in his 40’s and she’s in her mid 20’s.

It’s more of a “Wow this man is acknowledging me for my powers and acting abilities”, “Omg he’s taking care of me and sees that I’m here too”.

Lowkey triggers her daddy issues

Like let’s not forget that Rosa is a SUPE and she’s incredibly strong and talented but she’s just looked over because she’s a woman and is more of a character that’s treated as a sort of “You can be seen but not heard”.

Basically you and BN bond over being treated as the shadows of society; both only being acknowledged when it comes to having a physical presence but not a verbal one but both experiences are entirely different.

For HL and Madelyn imagine if Lois Lane wasn’t the strong willed reporter, imagine if she was the bottom of the barrel, morally corrupt, fame seeking reporter; now let’s apply that notion to Madelyn, shes at the bottom of Vought’s corporate ladder who stumbled upon a grave secret that can ruin SB’s image. So she uses HL’s status to get her to the top of Vought’s corporate chain, she uses his sister complex and mommy issues to her advantage and controls him under the pretense that if he does as she asks “they can be together” at the time he’s 17 and she’s 30.

The Boys version of the Teen Titans is called “The 7 Titans”

[olliesoakberry]

Hi sam!

If you can, could you do juraj slafkovsky as a bf?

boyfriend!juraj headcanons

bf!juraj who purposefully puts things on the top shelf so you have to ask for his help to reach things

bf!juraj who will always be the big spoon but also loves to be cuddled after a rough game

bf!juraj who while he isn't the most talkative shows his love in other ways like physical touch and acts of service

bf!juraj who is very protective over you

bf!juraj who calls his mom so she can teach him how to cook Slovakian food for you

bf!juraj who teaches you Slovak so when you meet his parents you can talk to them (and because he thinks you speaking his native language is hot as fuck)

bf!juraj who calls you when he's on the road because he knows you fall asleep better when you're on the phone with him when he can't be there

bf!juraj who loves seeing you in his clothes because his t-shirts are basically a dress on you (let's be honest here this man is massive)

bf!juraj who tries his best to help you with your homework (even though he has no idea what's going on)

bf!juraj who comes over after every home game and road trip so you can wash his hair and give him a scalp massage

bf!juraj who enjoys introducing you to his teammates almost as much as they enjoy chirping him for how much he talks about you

bf!juraj who introduces you to arber and cole before everyone else because he knows they'll love you almost as much as he does

bf!juraj who tries to make you coffee in the morning (but ends up failing because he can't figure out the coffee machine)

bf!juraj who brings you lunch when he gets out of morning practice

bf!juraj who tries new foods from your native country because he wants to embrace your culture just as much as you've embraced his

bf!juraj who is the one who suggests a couples costume for halloween (it's clark kent and lois lane)

bf!juraj who loves it when you trace random shapes on his skin

bf!juraj who only wants you to patch him up after he gets in a fight

bf!juraj who will not hesitate to fight someone who says something bad about you

bf!juraj who while he's subtle about it sometimes, loves you no matter what

i hope you all enjoyed the first installment of boyfriend! headcanons: nhl edition! i love juraj personally so i hope this does him justice. have a good day/afternoon/night wherever you are and mwah!

xoxo, s.m.

[likecastle]

Ronance Femslash February - “number”

Thank you, @annieofhearts, for today’s prompt: “number”. I have to admit, I kind of don’t know where this one came from--it’s only vaguely a response to this prompt, and it’s kind of blink-and-you’ll-miss-it Ronance, but once the idea got hold of me, I couldn’t do anything else. Sorry it’s probably not quite what you were expecting, but please know I still really appreciate the prompt and had fun with this! (And you can always send in another prompt to give me a chance to redeem myself!)

I’m accepting Ronance prompts all month for Femslash February. Don’t be shy! You can find previous prompts I’ve filled here.

Putting part of this behind a cut because it got a long.

“I can’t do it,” Robin whines, sprawling hopelessly onto Steve’s couch. “I can’t go on another terrible blind date with some weirdo who insists on talking about her raw foot diet the entire night.”

“Maybe this time it’ll be different,” Steve says from the kitchen, as he sprinkles salt onto the popcorn he’s making.

Robin raises her head from the couch cushions to give him a baleful stare across the living room. “D’you remember the last one?”

Steve gives a whole-body flinch. “Nadya.”

“Nadya,” Robin agrees morosely. “And, like, sure, the sex was good, but she also stole multiple appliances from my kitchen.”

“I mean,” Steve says thoughtfully, “from what you told me, the sex was better than good.”

“I need a toaster, Steve! Bread is one of my primary food groups! And more importantly, I need to not wonder where my belongings have wandered off to after I hook up with someone. Like, what was she even doing with them? It’s not like my shitty microwave I’ve had since college was worth anything on the open market.”

“OK, OK,” Steve concedes, obviously trying to forestall a rant he’s heard plenty of times already. “So you’ve struck out a few times.”

“I know I’m not exactly a whiz with numbers, but I think it’s fair to say my recent dating history constitutes a unilateral failure by any metric. I don’t know.” She pulls one of the couch cushions over her head with a groan. “Maybe I just need to give up on the idea of meeting the perfect person and try being on my own for a while. Maybe I already had my shot at the one big love of my life and I blew it without even realizing it. Maybe it’s stupid to think there’s anybody out there who could possibly put up with me, or—”

“Hey,” Steve cuts in sternly, nudging Robin’s legs so he can sit down beside her on the couch. He lets her stretch out on top of him once he’s settled, giving her shin a reassuring pat. “You’re smart as hell and you have good taste in movies and you’re the only person I know who can always make me laugh, no matter how bad a mood I’m in. You’re gonna find someone who can see how great you are, and anyone who acts like they’re putting up with you can fuck right off, because you’re cool as shit, OK?”

“Yeah, I know,” Robin mutters.

“Look,” Steve says, “you don’t have to go on this date if you don’t want to. It’s totally fine it you want to take some time to just be by yourself. But, if you ask me—”

“Which I didn’t,” Robin points out.

“If you ask me,” Steve continues, louder this time, as if volume alone gives him the moral high ground, “you’re gonna start psyching yourself out if you don’t pick yourself up and get back out there. Like, yeah, maybe this date will suck, but if you start going into every date assuming that you’re doomed to fail, it’s gonna become a self-sufficient prophecy.”

Robin groans again, shoving at Steve with her foot hard enough that he sways onto the arm of the couch. “Ugh, I hate it when you’re right.”

“So what do you know about the girl this time?”

Robin sighs, heaving herself up so she can get at the popcorn Steve set down on the coffee table. “Not much. She works with Lois at the Reader, just moved here from somewhere back east a few months ago. Lo said she’s never really dated women—apparently she was in a relationship with this guy for, like, ever, but she’s known she wasn’t straight since high school, and now that she’s single again, she wants to, you know, test the waters.”

“You do have a weakness for emotionally unavailable bi girls,” Steve says, almost apologetically, but Robin can’t even contest it, since this is an observation she’s made herself many times before.

“The Curse of Vickie,” Robin admits with a sigh, though privately it’s not Vickie she regrets the most, but another one who got away. “Fuck it, why not? Who knows, maybe it’ll even be fun.”

“That’s the spirit!” Steve says, reaching over to steal the popcorn bowl from her.

A week later, when Robin walks into the bar and sees Nancy Wheeler, of all people, waiting anxiously in a booth, her first thought is that Steve isn’t going to believe her when she tells him how her blind date turned out. Her second thought, as Nancy spots her and breaks into a bewildered grin, is that maybe she’s finally going to break her streak.

[newathens]

this food is so fucking good lois

hoh // tsats

[dc-sideblog]

WIP Wednesday

Rules here. Send me an ask with a title in it and I'll write three sentences for that WIP

Fics:

Blood Drinking Dead on Main:

“Danny, do you know what this means?” Sam asked. “It was Lois Lane, oh my God, it was Lois fucking Lane, the woman who revealed aliens were real and named Superman and exposed Lex Luthor and tanked his presidency and—”

“Danny, Lois Lane knows who I am!” Val shrieked. Val was not immune to Lois Lane fangirling. “She wrote about me in the Daily Planet! That shit’s international, Danny, do you know how—”

“Dude, she talked about the rumors of you being dead!” Tucker said.

“Tuck, man, I think everyone knows I’m dead. My name is Phantom and I’m a ghost.”

“No, I mean, about you being faded or whatever. ‘Cuz you haven’t been seen in two years. Everyone’s gonna think your parents killed you.”

“Tucker!” Sam yelled.

“What? She kinda implied it!”

“She so did not!” Val said. “She said Phantom was missing in action. Like a soldier or something.”

“Damn. All I did was move to Gotham. That makes it sound like I got shot.”

“You did get shot. Repeatedly,” Sam said dryly. “And literally that’s what everyone here thinks. It’s weird, Danny. Heroes don’t just disappear for good reasons. They’re always dead.”

“Except for me! I beat the odds.”

“Danny, my man, I get where you’re coming from, but you are very much also dead. Like yes, congrats on retiring, but you did die. I was there and everything,” Tucker said.

Avengers Crossover:

He went back to the main conference room. Everyone was currently on a call with Fury.

“—is a hero on their world. They’ve been giving us pretty mixed messages about him,” Steve said.

“How do you mean?” Fury asked.

“One minute they’re saying their dad shot Batgirl, the next they’re saying he’s a hero and would never hurt Robin. Either way, they’ve been training—and possibly in the field—since they were little kids. Robin’s still a little kid. Sir,” Steve drew himself up, “This sort of back-and-forth, mixed opinions on a parent is common in abuse victims.”

“You think they’re being abused?”

“I do.”

“Where do we stand on getting them back to their universe?”

“Strange will be here in a few hours.”

Fury nodded. “Stall. I’ll contact Strange myself. Those kids don’t go anywhere until we’re sure they’re going somewhere safe. You understand me?”

“Yes sir.”

“Good.”

Fury cut the call.

Caretaker Kara:

Robbing a house was different than robbing a store. The group scouted ahead. They took days doing it. Planning. Watching. And then they broke in at night, with Zach—the leader—doing something to the door that made it open without a keycode.

Though Kara didn’t even see a place to input a keycode. Was it all biometrics? How was Zach doing this?

Anyway, they got in. The group scattered about, seeking out technology and jewelry. Kara was assigned to lift the heaviest things. Big, bulky tech items that made eyes gleam.

And the cold storage unit that was just chock full of food.

She loaded everything into their van and began to eat. Others stared at her. She held out half a food item to offer it to Gavin, who shook his head, a strange look on his face. Kara shrugged and kept eating.

They let her take whatever she didn’t eat back home with her that night.

Assassin Cass:

She didn’t know how to explain. How to make him understand how dehumanizing it was. The worst event in her life had nothing to do with her. Like she was just a pawn in the game between Joker and the law. Only relevant in how hurting her would hurt Commissioner Gordon by proxy.

She was made to suffer, her legs taken away, her ability to walk for the rest of her life just gone… to cause her father mental anguish.

She had dealt with this shit as Batgirl before. People hurting her to hurt Nightwing, because they were dating. People hurting her to hurt Batman, because she was one of his. No one had ever taken it to this level before, but it seemed to be a running theme. Babs’ pain was only relevant so far as it distressed the men in her life. The men in her life who their enemies respected far more.

She didn’t know how to explain it. That that was the worst part. Not losing the use of her legs. But how much it hadn’t mattered. How much she hadn’t mattered.

A pawn in someone else’s game.

Early Adoption:

“Is it true Batman kidnapped you because your dad is the Riddler?” Harper asked. Harper was super cool. She was in the grade above Stephanie and she had dyed her hair blue with Kool-Aid all on her own. She and Steph always claimed two swings right next to each other at recess before anyone else could. They went higher than anybody.

“My dad is Cluemaster,” she corrected. “He’s not smart enough to be the Riddler.”

“Oh,” Harper said. She paused. “Did Batman make you tell him all his plans and stuff?”

“No.” She huffed out a breath. “Batman says I’m too young to fight crime. Which is so unfair, because Robin started when he was my age. I just wanna punch my dad.”

Harper nodded sympathetically. “He should let you.”

“Exactly.”

This was another reason why Harper was the coolest. Plus, she knew how to fix any broken video game, which was basically a superpower.