#this is 100% a shitpost

[confettiiz]

soooo anyone got project sekai..

[acharliek]

@sarahthetran lol Ur post inspired me✨

[birbleafs]

The… inherent optical illusion where Alhaitham’s tits still look bigger than Ifa’s chest, even though I’m certain their base game models are (almost) exactly the same lol

[thebluestbluewords]

I’m still thinking about the machete

For reference, this is a machete. (Pic taken from the Woodland Tools Heavy Duty Machete listing). As someone who used to sell knives as my Actual Job, a machete is pretty big! It’s not impossible to hide, but it’s big. It could probably fit in a thigh holster if you’re tall, which Jay…..isn’t, or in a back holster if you’re average height. So the machete is probably in a back holster of some sort, likely worn under his vest. They were usually sold with a holster/case of some sort, often with a space to thread it on a belt, which would work if he doesn’t care about concealing it.

This is an axe. (Photo taken from an amazon listing for throwing axes. We’re assuming it’s meant as a weapon here). It’s about as long as the machete, but weighted pretty differently. When I sold knives, axes often came in a plastic clamshell, while most of the machetes we sold came in a decently nice holster. Not that you can’t make or buy an axe holster, it’s just not something I saw as often. Typically, folks aren’t carrying around an axe for bushwhacking the way you might carry a machete. They’re not necessarily un-portable, but it’s a little less easy to whip out a concealed axe.

As a third reference, I’ve taken the liberty of copying this photo of “life size Jay Descendants cardboard stand-up” and marking where I think he could fit a concealed weapon. Not necessarily a machete/axe sized weapon, but a knife or bug spray can of Decent Size. Thinking palm sized or bigger.

We’ve got:

Two obvious vest pockets. Probably pretty small, but could fit a folding knife or a small bug spray.

Vest collar. The big fold feels like a prime location for a hidden pocket. He could fit a large knife in here, or maybe a Nintendo DS.

Hat. An obvious choice for the bug spray can. Keep those bugs away and any other secret stolen objects safe. We know he’s put things in here before because we literally see him doing it in the first movie.

a quick honorable mention for my back holster idea. I think this has the highest axe/machete potential. I think he could do it.

two standard pants pockets. We don’t know the size of the second one (covered by his vest….waist….thing) but knowing boy’s pants, they’re probably pretty big. He might be able to fix a machete in there. If he’s got a smaller axe (maybe a throwing axe?) he could definitely fit that in a standard pants pocket.

Thigh pockets? Access to a secret thigh holster where he can fit more knives? This seems like a good, likely option for bigger knives. Maybe not a full sized standard machete, because Jay is truly Not That Tall, but like, a big two handed knife? Sure.

Knee??? Pockets???? I understand that these zippers are probably there to indicate that he can zip his pants off into shorts, but in my heart he’s got little tiny pockets at his knees. These are too small to fit a machete. These are only large enough to fit isle snacks, which are small and sad because the children are starving.

okay, I know I said I’m done with the knee pocket thing, but why is there a little piece of knee armor on the right side? I can only assume it’s there to disguise a hidden pocket for thievery.

Boots. Shove some knives in the sides of those boots like we shoved our phones into our ugg boots back in 2010. Jay’s got some pretty chunky boots here, he could fit at least one knife in each, maybe two if he packs them right.

This has been hidden weapon time with blue! I still think a machete is WAY too big to hide anywhere but a back holster, but I support all of Jay’s hidden weapons and I’m mentally adding an axe to his pants in every scene now.

[reggie-the-dyke]

michael jackson is.michael mell x percy jackson secret love child

[brightredslurpee]

A seam of flesh

[content warning]: gore (sort of)

They say that flesh is seamless. Not so. A good knife guides the hand, seeks out the secret line to be unstitched of its own accord. 

The blade slips soundless beneath skin. You score it once, twice, thrice across the surface, then dig your fingers into its slivers. There is some resistance; a body is, after all, a greedy thing that guards jealously its own scarlet trove. Pulp wedges beneath your nails as you curl your knuckles and pry back a thick layer, and the visceral mass revealed gleams wetly amidst its white partitions. You raise it to your mouth and take in a ravenous mouthful, and its juice runs red down your chin, and between the gnashing of your teeth are shards that fragment like the soft bones of a newborn fawn, and—

“I’ve never seen anyone eat a pomegranate like that before,” says Astarion. He plucks a wayward seed from your plate, places it delicately between his own lips. “And I don’t think I would like to again.”

[cyberpunkboytoy]

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

[bookwyrminspiration]

when a mutual from one circle reblogs from a mutual in another. ?? when did you two meet

[deadbeatescape]

starting a collection of sped up star trek gifs

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[ragingtrees]

bro cannot enjoy his milk in peace

[insertsona]

loop when i get you

[poorlemons]

this is how it went, right?

[cyberpunkboytoy]

She's a fashion major. She can rap. She's an electrician. She's stuck in a time loop. She has a gun. She's made a pact with god. She personally knows Barbie. She's possessed. She watched a friend die in her arms. She almost performed a medical amputation. She's an Isekai protagonist. She's trans fem. She's immune to the blood curse.

I didn't say who, but you were already thinking about her.

[splattedworm]

[madness-of-the-masses]

This is one of reigens special moves