#this is Real and True

[nikogane]

my vldsona do u like him hes half galra and half bii boh bi oh and hes also a bom member

[criminalgays]

new six of crows head cannon there’s never actually alcohol in any flask that kaz drinks out of he fills them with apple juice to pretend and seem cool to all his subordinates but really he hates the taste of whiskey with a passion

[daffodilfool]

Clockwork

Tick

She opens her eyes

Tock

She lies on the floor

Tick

The room is foreign

Tock

Herself, even more

Thick carpets line the ground

Rocks rendered safe and sound

Clicks ringing through her ears

Thoughts make her mind unclear

Tick

She gets up on two feet

Tock

To the walls she adjourns

Tick

She picks up a clock

Tock

And hesitantly turns

Sickly insides not of metal, but living, breathing flesh, pulsating and writhing at her every touch

Locked between her hands the clock desperately tries to keep time

Slipped

Dropped

Split

Crushed

Stricken

Clock

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

The shattered glass riddles the floor around her feet

She catches a glimpse of her reflection in the broken shards

Tick

She sees not skin

Tock

She sees not flesh

Tick

She sees clockwork

Tock

And broken glass

[originalmadcom]

JEBEDIAH: He definetly uses pronouns...

HANK: Every one uses pronouns.

TRICKY: SPEAK FOR SELF DON'T

[emmaspolaroid]

Isabella TPN

[ar0rin]

agent 4:

Thank you frog man moments

[softausterity]

it's so fucked how the phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" is from the trojan horse.... like??? not looking the gift horse in the mouth was pretty explicitly a bad thing. lol

---------- AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hi everyone this is my new thing i'm trying called "lying on tumblr for clout" if you could please reblog this post with additions like "oh my god i never realised" or maybe a long informative spiel about how words and phrases change meanings over time but make sure that at least one of the examples you use is also entirely fake. thanks

[mccanns]

no dewey 2 in the wild insta post from like 10 minutes ago because he’s crying

[girlnero]

the only reason naruto isn’t included in that gay media tournament is because everyone knows it would sweep and the competition needed to be fair

[electracraft]

this will singlehandedly allow the dream team meet up to finally happen

[k-avenue-art]

kris facts:

everytime i meet someone else named kris we must fight to the death to see who is worthy of the name kris. i always win. this is why you dont see many people named kris.

[camelspit]

Sophie’s dads first name was Willam foster (has read the wiki way to many times)

actually his name is david now. the black swan erased his memories for a third time because they were bored and decided connor was a stupid name. he is david now. his friends call him dave.

[biblicallyaccuratecanine]

seth is a gay and alphonse is bi

[daysofnights]

remus would be an avid instant noodles enjoyer

[dreamsclock]

I think that someone should take c!tommy out for ice cream ^_^ as The C!Tommy Guy, what flavor do you know for a fact he’s getting?

i do !! he’s getting the most hideous flavor possible Like. a combination of flavors that REALLY shouldn’t mix but he loves anyway. topped off with a horrific amount of sauce and sprinkles and added things. whoever is buying him the ice cream (BEcause he is. Poor.) is staring in complete horror and regretting their decision because he’s gonna be bouncing off walls for HOURS now and then complain he feels sick and it’s gonna somehow be their fault. oh god oh boy

[allthedrugsforcreativity]

Nobody asked but sometimes when I’m sitting alone I just think about how many ulcers Adrian Crick must have