#this is a joke but also some academics talk about him like this. btw

[werewolfetone]

Problematic author: Jean-Paul Marat

Notable works: L'Ami du Peuple

Reason: Was upset when Charlotte Corday killed him. God forbid women do anything 🙄

[shxtodxroki]

Hi, i hope doing good. Can i have a match up for Mha please, any student is would good btw💐 I'm genderfluid, bisexual with male preference.I have long black wavy hair. I have thick black eyebrows, brown eyes. I always have rosy cheeks. My body is curvy with very big chest and little tummy. Also I'm 172 cm. I'm Libra also a Slytherin. My mbti Infp and my enneagram 5w4. I always have poker face. I find it difficult to express my feelings and prefer to isolate myself. My best feature is that I know a little about everything, I always surprise people. Those who know me for the first time describe me as cold, quiet, and distant. And they often think I can't speak and I'm deaf but I'm not. When I enter an environment, I listen to what people say and get to know them well, I decide if there is anyone worth talking to. I'm only close to two or three people. They describe me as cold, soft inside, calm, sarcastic, resourceful and knowledgeable. They say I make clever jokes and I'm the mom-friend. And i hate phsyical touch. My love language is words of affirmation. If I talk about myself, I've always been on my own. I have family problems, I was never close with my father. Even though we are side by side with my mother, we are distant. I'm just my own mom and dad. That's why I've always focused on academic achievement for salvation. And I think I'm very good at it. My hobbies are drawing, sewing, writing and researching, especially about mythology, cultures, history, fashion. I always wear my headphones and listen to music, i listen every genre. I like silence, soft colors, being alone, flowers (especially honeysuckle), spring and breeze. I don't like crowds, noise, children, loud talkers and shiny things. I always wear colorful clothes with floral prints. I also wear interesting earrings and different printed socks. And finally, I don't really have an ideal type. I love every person. I like the fact that there are different people.

Hi hi, thank you so much for sending in a match-up request and I hope you enjoy your result! :)

I’d Match You With: 

Katsuki Bakugo!

Reasoning:

You two are fundamentally similar people in a lot of ways that are important to a relationship, like preferred communication styles/love languages and similar traits that would help you understand one another as people. While you have your differences, you work together well as people, and you’d be able to understand one another as partners in a way many people wouldn’t be able to, which is why I think the two of you would be perfect together.

Headcanons About Your Relationship:

- Katsuki knows how you feel about crowds, and he knows that as a UA student and the winner of the sports festival he tends to attract crowds, but rest assured that he has absolutely no qualms about being assertive and getting people out of your way. He tries his best to avoid crowds altogether when he’s with you, but if people end up crowding him he has no problem yelling at them to, “Get the hell out of the way, you idiots!” for the sake of your comfort.

- As much as Katsuki likes to tease you for your bright colors and fun prints and jewelry, he’s actually very supportive of your style in his own way. If he sees a silly pair of earrings he knews you’ll like or something super bright and colorful that he can picture you looking amazing in, then he buys it for you without a second thought. He always just leaves his little gifts at the door of your dorm, too shy to outright admit that he secretly thinks your style is endearing but still wanting to show he cares in some way.

- Katsuki knows how it feels to have the instinctual urge to isolate yourself when you get upset, and he tries to help you in those moments however he can. He knows that he can't push you out of your comfort zone. After all, if anyone tried to force him to talk when he was in that mindset he knows he only get more angry, so he’s not taking that approach. But he will make you dinner and leave it with a knock on your door to ensure you’re eating, and he’ll wordlessly walk you to class with a comforting hand on your back or holding your hand despite his usual aversions to PDA. He’s not good with words, but he still wants you to know that he’s there to listen if you want to talk while still giving you the space you need. 

- With your love for sewing you're good at making more minor repairs to Katsuki's costume if he gets a scratch/rip in his shirt or something related to his fabric, and he appreciates it. He´ll get his suit professionally fixed if something major happens or his support items are damaged, but he hates talking to people he doesn't like (which is most people) unnecessarily, so he’s happy to have you to help him fix the minor damages so he doesn’t have to send his costume in every time something small happens. 

- Katsuki actually really adores and admires how intelligent and interested in research you are, he’s more than happy to listen to the new things you discover and learn each day and he finds your drive to learn new things in the areas you’re passionate about to be such a respectable trait. And he absolutely brags about it, he loves to tell everyone in your class how his s/o is “so much smarter than any of you nerds here.”

- Katsuki's incredibly thankful that your love language is words of affirmation, though he’d never admit that out loud. He’s pretty terrible with expressing his love through words, but a lot of the time, the only way he can truly feel loved and like he’s good enough is through someone saying that directly to him, and you’re amazing at showing him that you love him and think he’s more than amazing as a person and boyfriend in the way he needs. You know that he has a lot of self-image issues buried deep within him, and your words always manage to hit him right where he needs the reassurance the most.

- And Katsuki does have ways of showing you his love, though he does this more through acts of service and quality time. You’re one of the only people he genuinely enjoys spending time with, and thus he’s happy to spend the majority of his free time with you. He just enjoys being in your presence, it makes him feel at peace and like he doesn’t have to be on edge all the time. And he’s constantly cooking you food or helping you in whatever research you’re doing at the moment or helping you with your homework if you need, he’s very much a “show, don’t tell” kind of person. 

- Katsuki also enjoys listening to music with you. He sees how much you enjoy your music with how often you have your headphones on, so as your relationship progresses, he starts listening to your favorite artists and albums, so that music can be something you share. He’s not gonna lie to you and tell you he likes something if he doesn’t, but as you learn what he likes and what you agree on in terms of music tastes, you two make a shared playlist and are able to listen to music together when you cuddle in your dorms after a rough day of classes. 

Song For Your Relationship:

Immortals by Fall Out Boy!

[ashdreams2023]

Hi, i hope doing good. Can i have a Marvel matchup please 💐 I'm genderfluid, bisexual with male preference. I'm Turkish, i have long black wavy hair. I have thick black eyebrows, brown eyes. I always have rosy cheeks. My body is curvy with very big chest and little tummy. Also i'm 173 cm. I'm Libra, a infp. I always have poker face. Those who know me for the first time describe me as cold, quiet, and distant. I'm only close to two or three people. They describe me as cold, soft inside, calm, resourceful and knowledgeable. They say I make clever jokes and I'm the mom-friend. And i hate phsyical touch. My love language is words of affirmation. If I talk about myself, I've always been on my own. I have family problems, I was never close with my father. Even though we are side by side with my mother, we are distant. I'm just my own mom and dad. That's why I've always focused on academic achievement for salvation. And I think I'm very good at it. My hobbies are drawing, sewing, writing and researching, especially about mythology, cultures, history, fashion. I always wear my headphones and listen to music. I like silence, soft colors, being alone, flowers (especially honeysuckle), spring and breeze. I don't like crowds, noise, children, loud talkers and shiny things. I always wear colorful clothes with floral prints. I also wear interesting earrings and different printed socks. And finally, I don't really have an ideal type. I love every person. I like the fact that there are different people.

Been a while since I did one of these

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To be honest the first time he sees you he’s both intimidated and very attracted to you

He does though think your cheeks are extremely adorable

Bruce is a good listener and would take his time knowing you and discovering what’s under that poker face of yours

He would love your jokes, he tries to joke around too but god bless his heart he can’t land a decent punchline

Bruce doesn’t need a lot of physical touch just reassurance

His love language is acts of service, kept him to randomly find something that reminded him of you like a necklace or a book and get it to you or even send a cute video he knows you’ll like

He respects you academy goals and willing to help you if you asked him of course {no pressure}

Since you love researching a lot he will most likely share with you his own research and you two can work on it together

Try reaching him how to sew, he’ll low key find it entertaining

You’re welcome to his lab anytime you feel like you want to be alone and he wouldn’t bother you either

I can see him learning how to DIY some stuff in his free time and gifting them to you when he comes to visit

Btw he loves printed socks and buys them all the time so he’ll get you a pair whenever he has the chance to go shopping

[suugrbunz]

May I request a Band Of Brothers ship? <3 

I’m 5’2 with wavy ombré hair, blue eyes. I’ve always loved dark 1920s/vintage avante garde style. I never got into makeup personally but I love doing hair, especially my Gran’s hair (usually too lazy to do my own hair, though, lol).. 

My pronouns; She/Her

My personality is pretty relaxed. Somewhere between an introvert and extrovert cause while I like to be alone, I can rant and tell stories for hours. 

Hotheaded but I sometimes deny it, and pretty tough, adaptable. Fiery.

My mbti has always been a mixture of ISFP and xSxP. 

While I can talk about stuff I heard about/saw for hours, I’m pretty private when it comes to myself and don’t open up unless I’m comfortable with the person. 

I’ve never been academic and prefer to do things with my hands. 

Love spending time with my family and friends. I travel to be with my Nanna, cook for her and do her hair a few times a year. Love music, especially rhythmic music. I play a bit of electric guitar. Enjoy doing peoples’ hair a lot, especially my Gran’s. I like to just relax and eat good food…

My love languages probably acts of service and gift-giving from me but I love physical touch. 

I’ve been concocting this up for months, trying to figure out the best way to describe myself, lol.

No rush 💛

Btw, I see your writing - so good 😊 And ships are fun to do, huh? I did a few in the past - very entertaining and fun to do! 

Aw how lovely it is so see that you've been able to put this together after such a lengthy amount of time. Hope you enjoy your ship, love <33

꒰ I ship you with . . . Bill Guarnere ৎ୭ ꒱

You two first met during a hangout between some mutual friends. initially, he noticed how private you appeared to be.

He took that as a challenge... How long would it take him to get to know you? He wasn't sure but he was about to test it out.

Jokes on him he ended up falling in love.

He had to confess to you and knowing him; He'd lack any shyness to not confess. The feelings begin to bloom and he's stuck trying to think of a way to confess. Any way at all will do. One day he's asked for you to come to a record store with him, alone. That's how he ends up confessing. After you've bought an album or two, he just blurts it on the way out.

Your first date is at a movie theater... I think that'd be pretty on par for him.

I think he'd kiss you after a few dates, maybe once he has walked you home. It was shocking. He hasn't stared at your lips during the day, wondering if he should plant a kiss on them. He just did when the thought came across his mind.

Oh, you're song!! G-d only knows by The Beach Boys <3

Mark my words; Bill would never allow you to walk in the outside of the pavement. He's protective but not in an overbearing sort of way.

Also he is absolutely smitten with your ability to play guitar.

I believe he is similar in the manner of preferring hands on work rather than pursuing education; I feel like that's a good similarity to have.

[the-fandom-abyss]

Hello can I have a male matchup for The Vampire Diaries? Congratulations for the growing followers btw ✨

𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘: 20 years old, 5'1", Southeast Asian. Chubby with brunette bob cut hair, chocolate brown eyes, and a small beauty mark on my forehead. My style is in between soft grunge and soft punk but loves to wear Korean makeup style

𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬: INFJ (last time I checked at MBTI test), my enneagram is 4w5 and my moral alignment is Neutral Good. I may have a slight introverted tendencies and awkward nature, I describe myself as fiery, swears like a sailor, confident, jokester, and, passionate. Religious, super talkative, sometimes hyper (because of excitement), giggly (I always laugh for stupid reasons), nerdy, actually sweet and nice though I can be aloof, intimidating, and scary when I get so angry. I tend to become really fiesty, stands boldly on what I believe (claiming myself as a realist though some of my views doesn't makes sense), and unbothered to be true to myself, clumsy, stubborn, hopeless romantic, young-at-heart, unfortunate and inattentive. I have "no bs" towards the people that I hate, sarcasam and savagery is my main language. But on the other side, I overthink a lot and cry over small things many times, small mistakes leads me to provoke me even more that sounds like a drama queen, yet recognizes a soft spot for dumb jokes, cheesy pickup lines and prefer people with a good sense of humour who see myself as equal. Chill in academics, but very competitive that manages to the top even for my dreams---I'm very dedicated on what I want for my life, and I display modesty and gracefulness towards some people that deserves respect. One notable feature about her is her multi-potentiality due to being naturally gifted in artistic fields (this includes singing).

𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗦: Arts, choir, poetry, karaoke, literature, history, makeup, beauty pageants, fun/deep/dumb conversations, expanding my knowledge in Christianity, documentaries (about saints), reading interesting stuffs, talking about social issues, and creative writing, chilling both indoors and outdoors.

𝗛𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗦: Drawing, singing, dancing when nobody's around (I'm very bad at it), sharing nerdy or opinionated thoughts, walking like a model (if I ever feel so confident), sleeping, listening to music (from rock to kpop), chatting or browsing on social media, watching videos on YouTube, making terrible jokes/puns, watching cartoons, writing, reading interesting things, and conceptualizing my artworks. I also used to study Italian language a bit

I ship you with Jeremy Gilbert

The way your laugh would uplift his spirits, he would become the happiest version of himself around you. His cheesy pick up lines, nervous nature and horrible jokes would be appreciated when around you.

He loves when there’s finally down time between vampire hunting, that’s when he can graciously lose when versing you in video games. He can finally relax and spend some quality time with you.

He is soft and sweet, will love you with all his heart until the day you die. At times he can grow too serious or drift away from the ones he loves, however with you by his side, you will ground him. With you, he will soon realise that life is more than surviving, it about enjoying the moment and spending time with the ones you love.

What he loves most is your fiery personality, with the way the world is, there needs to be someone out there willing to fight for what they believe in. And he will be the guy right behind you, cheering you on or offering his hand to help when needed.

A/N: This was my first one, I hope you liked it and it turned out the way you wanted. Thank you!

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[boonki]

Saw you reblog those fever asks from me so 👀👀

“Is it cold in here?” Or “please put on the sweater.”

Please and thank you 😊

i combined them so you get BOTH wooHOOO

also its 3 am where im at so if anything doesnt make sense..... please forgive me, im so sleepy

BUT HERE YOU ARE LOVELY THANKS FOR THE PROMPT 

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Across Obi-wan’s weathered desk, Anakin shivers faintly, head turned down at his essay sprawled across the wood tabletop, where they had been editing his final thesis together, the sun long set. Rain drizzles down the windows to Obi-wan’s dim office, the tip-tapping the only noise in the otherwise quiet building, all the other professors surely at home, eating dinner or settled in for the night with loved ones; Obi-wan would normally be nestled on the couch, book in hand by this hour, jazz floating through his apartment from his record player. 

But Anakin, his dearest ex-student, and nearly a friend, had raced into his office hours prior, panic lacing his features, reminiscent of four years ago when Anakin had been a freshman in his English 101 class, desperate for a hand with all of his papers. Obi-wan hadn’t minded, of course, when Anakin continued to pop by for help after their shared semester ended, two semesters turning into three, three turning into a full year, which turned into two, which turned into Anakin’s entire academic career. If he were being honest with himself, a rather rare occurrence, he would admit that he looked forward to the bright man’s visits; something always loosened in his chest at their easy conversations, shared laughter, and how minutes turned to hours like sand slipping between his fingers. 

“I think if we moved this paragraph here-” he takes his pen out front behind his ear, marks the paragraph he’s talking about and draws a large arrow “-then your argument would flow more logically, no?” Obi-wan muses, humming to himself in thought. 

He gets a noisy sniffle in response. Obi-wan snaps his attention up to Anakin, who is wiping his nose with his sleeve, hunched into himself, still shivering. Anakin must notice Obi-wan staring, because he looks up, blinking rapidly. “What?” 

Obi-wan cocks an eyebrow. “I said, if we move this,” he uses his pen to point to the paragraph, and flicks his gaze up to Anakin to make sure he follows, “here, then it would flow better given your thesis.” 

Anakin sneezes. 

“Are you alright?” Obi-wan asks, digging out his box of tissues from within a drawer in his desk, handing them over to Anakin with stern concern. 

Anakin seems to huddle even further into himself. “Is it cold in here?” 

Obi-wan takes in the man’s thin t-shirt, a loose zip up hoodie the only thing between him and the onslaught of rain outside, trying not to stare at the way it hangs over his broad shoulders, exposes his beautiful collarbones. It would make sense that Anakin would be cold, but even in a papery cotton button-down, Obi-wan is perfectly warm in his office, his incandescent lamp and slow burning candle creating more than a fair bit of heat. 

“No, I don’t think so. Here,” Obi-wan leans forward and holds up a hand to the air in front of Anakin’s forehead, retracting a bit when Anakin lurches backwards in surprise, “let me see if you have a fever.” 

Anakin cautiously moves into his palm, eyes wide and cheeks flushed, gaze never leaving Obi-wan’s face, pink tinging the edges of his ears when Obi-wan presses against him a bit, pushing back the bangs that dangle into his face. He is running a bit hot. They make eye contact, and freeze for a few heartbeats, locked in place. Despite this being the most intimate thing he’s ever done with Anakin, given the rather academic nature of their relationship, Obi-wan doesn’t want to pull away; he wants to press his fingers further, straighten out the frizzy curls, card through the knots made by the rain, cup the back of his head and rub at the base of his neck- 

The thought catches Obi-wan by complete surprise, and he pulls away sharply, clearing his throat, purposefully disregarding the way Anakin’s eyes fall in disappointment. “You do seem to be running a fever. When is this due again?” He motions to the pile of papers between them. 

Anakin grimaces. “Tomorrow.” 

“Tomorrow, right.” Obi-wan nods, dismayed but not shocked by Anakin’s lack of planning. “Well, in the meantime, here.” 

Anakin watches with guarded interest as Obi-wan pushes his chair back to rifle through his bag, pulling out a spare sweater he had saved for the bus ride home. It is one of his favorites: a deep forest green, cashmere. He wordlessly offers it to Anakin, eyebrows raised and pulled together, a look of here, take it.

“No, Obi-wan, I can’t-”

“Please put on the sweater.” He pulls out his teacher's voice to use this, using his authority for good. 

Anakin gingerly takes it from him, giving him a strange, curious look before casting off his jacket and slipping on the sweater over his t-shirt. It’s a little small on him, fitting him in all the right places in Obi-wan’s opinion, but sleeves ending a few inches above his wrist. It’s rather adorable, really. 

“Better?” Obi-wan asks, ignoring the warm tendrils of possessiveness weaving into his chest at the sight. 

Anakin, considerably more red than before, nods. “Thank you.” His tone, usually full of sarcasm and humor, is uncharacteristically sincere. 

“Well I’m certainly not letting you keep it, so do return it next time you visit. And please don’t wipe any snot on it, cashmere is hard to wash,” Obi-wan jokes, “but yes, you’re welcome.” 

Anakin’s eyes widen a little. He grabs a tissue. 

Obi-wan takes a deep breath, shifting his focus back to the paper. “As I was saying, let’s move this thought.” 

The rain eventually passes, clouds bumbling away to reveal a vast array of stars, moonlight tinting the small office as the pair edits the long paper well past midnight. As the hours tick by, Anakin sneezes about the same number of times as Obi-wan yawns, exhaustion making the finer details of their evening fuzzy. The walls seem to close in on them, pressing them together, and the outside world is so far away, asleep, resting. Anakin continues to shiver, and Obi-wan gets up to rest his jacket around Anakin’s shoulders at some point, promising that they’ll finish soon so he can go home and rest. I don’t mind, Anakin says, I like being here with you. Obi-wan entirely blames the sentiment on Anakin’s fever, but in his tired, yearning state, something akin to hope blooms in his heart. 

__

Anakin, naturally, receives an A on his paper. Obi-wan regards the email with fond amusement. 

“hey prof - got a 97%!! go us. have been taking it easy at home, doc says i have the flu :( 

ur never getting ur sweater back, btw. its so soft

thanks again for your help, ur fav anakin”

[ciarahollands]

❥ 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒉 — p.p

series masterlist

summary: you and peter go on your first date. <3

pairing: peter parker x reader

warnings: none just tooth rotting fluff :) btw the names for their text messages are the names they put for each other.

work count: 1.8k

author’s note: oh my god sorry this took so long! i hope you angels understand. my phone got taken away so i had to rewrite this whole chapter. it’s definitely been a ride trying to write this chapter. btw the names for the text messages are the names you and peter gave each other :)

december 5th | 7:46am

y/n 🥺❤️

peter what time do you want to meet up?

cute hot chocolate boy 🥰

y/n why up early so early?

y/n 🥺❤️

i dunno. why are youuu???

cute hot chocolate boy 🥰

went out for an early morning run :)

y/n 🥺❤️

ew

cute hot chocolate boy 🥰

don’t like running?

y/n 🥺❤️

early mornings and running. no thanks. 🥵

y/n 🥺❤️

and excuse me you didn’t

answer my question 🙄

cute hot chocolate boy 🥰

whoops 😣

cute hot chocolate boy 🥰

anytime after 7?

y/n 🥺❤️

sounds good! also did you

decide what we’re gonna do?

y/n 🥺❤️

i hope it’s not the christmas fair i feel

like it's so cliché during this time of year

cute hot chocolate 🥰

good thing that’s not what we’re gonna do

y/n 🥺❤️

glad you're putting effort on trying

to make this a good christmas

cute hot chocolate boy 🥰

i am?

y/n 🥺❤️

i hope so

cute hot chocolate boy 🥰

didn’t know that was apart of our date 🤭

y/n 🥺❤️

well it is now christmas boy

y/n 🥺❤️

mission: make this my favorite christmas

cute hot chocolate boy 🥰

i promise i’ll try my best 🥺

y/n 🥺❤️

you haven't let me down yet

y/n 🥺❤️

don't mess it up. i believe in you ;)

7:30pm | december 5th

you were outside of peter’s apartment building and waited for him to come down. he didn’t give you his apartment number so you were just outside in the cold, you didn’t mind — it was december after all. you felt a tap on your shoulder when you turned around your eyes met with peter’s.

❝so what do you have planned for us tonight christmas boy?❞ you asked, holding out your hand for him to grab.

❝we’re gonna walk there, i promise it’s not far.❞ peter replied, taking your hand which was much smaller than his. you smiled and let peter lead the way. the walk was quiet but comfortable. the night was bright with lights scattered around the streets and sidewalks. when peter stopped you knew you arrived and your eyebrows furrowed in confusion. ❝i thought we weren’t going to the christmas fair peter!❞

❝were aren’t gonna be here long. i’m just going to grab something and then i’m actually going to take you where i promised.❞ peter said, pulling you into one of the lines for hot chocolate.

❝couldn’t have we got hot cocoa somewhere else christmas boy?❞ you quipped.

peter sighed, ❝as much as i love my swiss miss this is the best hot chocolate there is.❞

you playfully rolled your eyes, ❝fine… but can i get a funnel cake.❞

❝you beat me to it i was planning on getting one.❞ peter shyly responded, looking at you in adoration.

you were in awe, ❝you never fail to impress.❞ then randomly kissed his cheek without realizing your sudden affection. it was small but it was enough to make peter blush his face was more red if that was even possible. his cold red cheeks were exchanged with a warm blushed face.

he paid for the hot chocolate and funnel cake, not even letting you interject to pay for a part of it. you decided to share one not necessarily for romantic purposes. the funnel cake was just too big to be able to finish each one on your own. you were a little sad that you didn’t get to hold peter’s hand on your way to your second destination because of the items the both of you were holding but you knew the walk wasn’t long so you just shook it off.

8:00pm | december 5th

you and peter were in an elevator inside what seemed to be an apartment complex like his but a bit nicer. once you got to the roof you were in awe. it was almost like a small garden and there was a blanket nicely set on the grass with a few other things next to it, you could see the whole carnival and the beautiful bright lights most importantly the whole city. peter did this for you. it was simple, beautiful, and cute — it was perfect.

❝i know it’s simple-❞ before peter could finish his sentence you had something to say, ❝peter oh my god! this is amazing!❞ you gasped excitedly sitting down on the blanket while opening the box the funnel cake was in.

when you turned around peter was still standing, ❝peter what are you doing up come sit!❞ peter walked toward you and you held out a fork for him to take. you scooted closer to peter so you could share your funnel cake and take sips of your own hot chocolates. it was the best hot chocolate you have ever tasted but you wouldn’t admit that to him — not yet at least. once the two of you finished eating you tossed the box to the side and laid on your back. peter turned around and you looked at him motioning for him to do the same.

the two of you laid down looking at the stars glimmering above the both of you. ❝hey peter, how did you find this place?❞ you asked, turning your head around to face him.

peter did the same before responding. he took a second to think because he couldn’t say he found it when he was patrolling, he wasn’t ready to tell you yet. ❝i- uhm… my friend showed this to me awhile back?❞

❝oo wait you haven’t told me about your friends. what are they like?❞ you wanted to know more about peter, sure he was a bit dorky but he had a great personality so he had to have a few friends.

❝well my two closest friends are ned and mj but i’m closer to ned. i’m in academic decathlon with both of them which is pretty cool. what about you?❞ he asked at the end of his sentence. your eyes widened. ❝me?❞

❝yes you dummy.❞ peter replied laughing.

❝you’re my friend duh.❞ you said smiling.

peter’s eyebrows furrowed, ❝no but i mean like at school and stuff.❞

you sighed and rolled your eyes, ❝i’m not really a people person. i mean sure i talk to people but i’m not super close with anyone. guess i’m not really a person people look for in a friend.❞

that made peter’s heartbreak. how could someone not want to be friends with you? ❝well you’re the type of friend i’m looking for.❞ he said wholeheartedly, giving you a soft smile.

you sighed in relief, ❝really? you’re serious hot chocolate boy?❞

peter nodded without hesitation. ❝i mean i wouldn’t have gone on this date if i wasn’t.❞

❝wait this is a date?!❞ you sarcastically responded.

❝w-wait it isn’t?❞ he stuttered looking at you with wide eyes.

you laughed, ❝relax i was joking. this is a date you dork.❞ you turned your head and pointed at one of the stars. ❝peter look! that should be our star. what should we name it?❞

❝that’s venus y/n.❞ peter quickly said without hesitation. god why was peter so smart?

❝you can see planets with the naked eye?❞ you gasped utterly confused. peter nodded his head.

❝also, way to ruin the moment peter.❞ you said rolling your eyes jokingly.

❝sorry but it’s true! hey look we can name that star.❞ he pointed at the star not too far from venus.

❝fine❞ you whined trying to figure out a name for you and peter’s star but you were stumped. you sighed. ❝any ideas?❞

❝no! this was your idea!❞ peter pointed out. you slapped his chest, ❝this is a team effort! plus you’re the smart one.❞ you grumbled.

❝okay okay uh let’s name it… shitty cocoa. i have honestly have no ideas y/n.❞

you gasped, ❝i love it! please stop being a genius, you make me look dumber every second you speak.❞

❝what?! you told me to name it❞ peter argued.

you stood up and waited for peter to do the same. ❝get up i’m bored.❞

❝what do you want to do then?❞ peter questioned.

❝we’re going on the ferris wheel, i changed my mind we’re going to the fair but only for that ride.❞ you grabbed a blanket and headed toward the elevator.

❝what’s with the blanket?❞ peter asked, giggling a bit.

❝i’m getting cold, don't question me peter. also this blanket is amazing. where did you get it?❞

❝i don’t know❞ peter replied, shrugging his shoulders.

you groaned, ❝dang it. i was totally about to buy one.❞

9:45pm | december 5th

the two of you walked hand in hand with peter’s blanket draped around your shoulders. you paid for the tickets and waited in line for the ferris wheel smiling excitedly.

peter looked at your giddy expression with his blanket cuddled around you and just smiled and quietly laughed to himself. ❝we’re next peter!❞

when the two of you were in the seat you scoot in to cuddle against peter, he looked a little cold but wouldn’t admit it.

❝peter come closer we can share the blanket. i don't bite y’know❞ you giggled.

❝no it’s okay i’m not cold❞ he lied, shivering a bit. you knew if you were going to continue dating peter (hopefully) that he would most likely be the stubborn type.

you rolled your eyes and tossed a part of the blanket to his side to drape around his shoulder as well. you suddenly felt the ride move and was startled a bit. ❝sorry❞ you said, laughing at yourself a bit. peter giggled and the two of you just watched the city below you.

❝look it’s our star!❞ peter said, pointing at your shared star.

❝it looks so pretty from up here.❞ you responded in awe. the way so looked at the star was the way peter looked at you. not that much longer you were off the ride and walked to the back of the ride where there wasn’t a crowd.

10:27pm | december 5th

you both turned around at the same time and smiled at one another. ❝my mom said she would pick me up at 10:30 at the front of the fair… so i guess this is goodbye…❞ you whispered letting go of the blanket draped on your shoulders. ❝i had a really good time peter, thanks for tonight.❞ you said looking down at your shoes. neither of you wanted the night to end but it had to at some point.

❝uh- w-well i’m glad.❞ he was relieved you said that you had a good time.

❝mission accomplished hot chocolate boy.❞ you kissed his rosy cheeks and ran off before peter could say anymore.

peter definitely had something to talk about monday to ned and mj. ❝mission accomplished peter.❞ he whispered the words to himself proudly.

chapter four

taglist:

@blushypetey @saturnpeter @fivxss

[airitouttwst]

Do you, um, have any headcanons about Ace's big bro? 😳 Share?? Please??

A CRASH COURSE ON ANIPOLA 101

[Courtesy of @bobaryn​. I’m finally bringing my shit-simping of Anipola to Tumblr huhuhuhuhuhuhu)

Hi, anon! Sorry it took me some time to answer this (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ), but I had to collect my thoughts because of the powerful brain rot that I inadvertently inflicted upon myself when I was going through my powerpoints ueeeeeeee (ಥ﹏ಥ)

For the sake of being attentive and mindful to spoilers to personal stories, lemme just put the data underneath the line wwww. There’s nothing NSWF btw wwww. We can save that for another ask? BAHAHA (I’ll get k-worded)

Okay, okay, game time, game time (✪‿✪)ノ

(The following information below has been cited informally via CSE-style; for the ones without citations at the end, those are purely headcanons of Anipola mostly as a sibling to Ace and my inane simp-talk about him. This is not in any way meant to be academic.)

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Who is Anipola?

Anipola is the slang and informal reference to Ace’s older brother. 

Not much is known about him in canon.

Exceptions being [1]:

He is an alumni of Night Raven College.

He is 7-years older than Ace Trappola.

He was sorted out into the Heartslabyul Dormitory.

He has been not only a thorn to Ace’s side but also one of the prominent guiding lights during his childhood and younger adolescent years.

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HEADCANON 1: The “Annoying Older Sibling”

When Ace was younger, Anipola had blown out all the candles of his birthday cake and woah did they have a huge fight over it www [2].

Furthermore, during another one of Ace’s birthdays, Anipola brought out a really cool watch and showed it to Ace who’d believed it was going to be his [2].

Anipola: “Psyche, just a joke hahaha. Here, have this other gift. Just kidding~ That’s empty toooo—wah! Hey, no, don’t pull my hair!”  < (The dialogue is just my headcanon to what happened wwww).

From this we, can suppose that Anipola may also have a trickster characteristic and you expect to be teased by him. And, hey, maybe he’ll even pull some pranks on you sometimes? (人◕ω◕)

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HEADCANON 2: A “Mentor” to Ace

Anipola is very good with magic tricks, especially card ones, and has displayed this during Ace’s birthday parties [2]. Furthermore, he’d taught Ace a few tricks with the sole exception of card tricks—here, Anipola stubbornly refused to teach Ace who eventually learned how to do it himself by attentively watching his brother’s hand movements [3].

As harsh as this may sound, this could also be taken in as a lesson. Anipola could have wanted to teach Ace to be able to be somewhat independent, having him hone his skills for copying techniques and fleshing it out into Ace’s current ability right now as shown by how talented he is with imitating Rook Hunt’s example of speaking in the language of moles after just being demonstrated once! [3]

From this, we can assume that Anipola is good with his hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and really just wants Ace to be the very best version of himself.

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HEADCANON 3: In spite of being a thorn in Ace’s side, Anipola is a really good older brother

Ace has explicitly mentioned of how happy and proud Anipola had been when he’d learned that Ace had been accepted into Night Raven College and even into Heartslabyul [1].

He’d given Ace some advice such as: “When you’re lying, mix a bit of truth in it” and also on the best spots as to where to stay when skipping classes—the courtyard being a prime example [4].

From this, we can see a bit more of Anipola’s cunning and sly attitude that Ace himself could have been influenced by. Take note that I’m NOT saying that Ace himself is a carbon copy or Anipola or vice-versa, since the two are their own characters and have their own personalities and struggles. What I’m saying that Ace could have found Anipola to be his role model, even if he would deny it, and Anipola, in turn, has a significant amount of trust in Ace to not get himself into too much trouble (e.g. fail a year because of so many absences from class) with how he’s encouraged Ace’s truant behavior. Also, he just wants his younger brother to have a generally good time while in school. He’s a good older brother UEEEEEEEEE ╥﹏╥

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HEADCANON 4: Close with his family

I don’t have solid enough evidence for this, but it has been mentioned that the Trappola Family have little competitions at home (like with card tricks) [2], and this could signify that the family has relatively good relations with each other. But I don’t want to assume just yet, with the lack of evidence.

BUT I DO WANNA SAY THAT UEEEEEEEEE MY BRAIN IS ROTTING AT THIS THOUGHT UEEEE. I LEGIT SHED SOME TEARS FOR THIS BECAUSE CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE?!?!? THE TRAPPOLA FAM JUST DUKING IT OUT, ALL SERIOUS LIKE BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANNA LOSE, AND THAT’S SOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! б（＞ε＜）∂ I WANNA ATTEND THAT COMPETITION TOO UEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Reference List: 

[1] Ace Trappola’s R School Uniform [2] Ace Trappola’s SSR Birthday Suit [3] Ace Trappola’s SR Ceremony Robes [4] Ace Trappola’s SSR Dorm Uniform

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A simple Laundromat’s Thoughts:

Thank you for tuning in to such an embarrassing thing (´﹃｀) HUHUHUHU but this is what I generally feel about Anipola. 

I’ve only ever seen him in fanarts or fanworks, showcased in a way that he might have been his time’s Heartslabyul Dorm Leader, a Jack of Hearts version, one of the motivators to have Ace betray NRC (Ace betrayal is merely a theory and not canon! www), demon version, him in his NRC days, generally being a good older brother, visiting Ace during the Halloween event, and visiting Ace during the VDC competition. One thing in common is that he has the same eyes as eyes and, 96% of the time, has the same shade of hair as him.

But, most importantly, all these talented artists have illustrated him in such a handsome way and, to all of you, thank you. You’re all amazing and god, do I just slave away for your works. When I’m more stable in the future, I’d like to be able to commission you for your works or even send payments to you because (ಥ﹏ಥ) they’re all so beautiful holy shit.

In any case, the people in the discord server I’m in get to see me get utterly wrecked by just a single mention of him in chat or even a fanart of him UEEEEE. I’m very very grateful for the server, though, since I get so much food from there (´﹃｀). If ever Yana-sensei gives him an official character design, I’d grovel over and scream until my throat is hoarse—but for now, though, I’m safe and in despair because HNGHHH ANIPOLAAA

Oh oh! If any of you know any Tumblr people who post or like Anipola, pls feel free to message me ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

[sortavibing]

hey darling, I'd love a romantic matchup if ur willing :) I'm bi, my pronouns are she/her, I'm an infj-t and I'm really into everything wicca (astrology, tarot, etc). My love languages are touch (even though I dont really like it due to ✨stuff✨) teasing and giving people books w annotations in them. I'm a big literature nut but I also have zero motivation and I'd rather play minecraft all day. I'm 5'6 w medium, curly brown hair and brown/hazel eyes. I'm half korean, funny (I think), niceish, and p smart even though my grades are trash. Thank u ssm, sorry for the excessive details, n have a good day<33

hello, thank you for requesting! i love your username btw and i feel you with the motivation and trash grades thing. anyways, here’s your matchup!

i match you up with kuroo!

like you, kuroo is also a very academically inclined person, though he prefers chemistry to literature, but you guys love to nerd out over your respective interests, and both have you developed an interest in the others interest, because you guys always have long talks about literature or chemistry.

when you first introduced him to wicca, he immediately became hooked, and he asks you every week to read his tarot cards, because kuroo thinks it’s so cool that you know how to do those things. he also likes to buy you crystals, so if he ever goes out shopping, you know he will give you a new crystal he found in a store that he thought would help you out.

when you started dating kuroo, you became pretty close friends with kenma as well, since kuroo and kenma are almost always together. you and kenma play minecraft with each other a lot, and if kuroo ever joins, you both bully the shit out of him and insult his playing skills because it’s really funny to hear him try to defend his playing skills.

you and kuroo have a little tradition where you send each other annotated pages of books/ quotes that you thought reminded them of the other person. kuroo keeps every single page or scrap that you send him, and he always shows kenma and gushes about how sweet his girlfriend is, and what he is going to annotate and send next that he thinks would make you smile.

kuroo likes to tease people as well, so your conversations often end in you guys jokingly making fun of each other, but to people around you, it sounds more like you guys want to push the other into traffic. you and kuroo have to tell people many times that the teasing is just a way you guys joke around and flirt.

he really wants to learn about korean culture, so if you are celebrating any holidays, he wants you to take him, or at least explain some of the customs and activities you do. the first time he met your parents was when you took him to your house to celebrate korean new year. he was really excited, and your family was impressed with his grasp of your culture (he really wanted to impress them)

kuroo tries his hardest to help you stay motivated, so he always reminds you do to your homework, or he studies with you every chance you guys get. most of the study sessions are actually pretty fun, because he lets you take breaks every 30 minutes, and he jokes around the entire time so you won’t get bored and want to do something else.

he also enjoys physical touch, but he will always make sure if you are okay with it before he initiates something, no matter how small the action is. if you initiate something, he secretly gets really happy that you trust him enough to want to show him physical affection, and he is visibly happier for the rest of the day.

every week (give or take), you and kuroo have a movie night, where you guys argue over who gets to choose the movie this time, and laugh at kuroo for trying and failing to catch popcorn in his mouth. kuroo really likes those over-the-top action movies, and you guys are have a running debate over what genre is better, and you ask for the opinions of almost everyone you guys meet.

overall, you guys are a pretty chill couple, that are able to joke around and make fun of the other without getting offended. kuroo pushes you to be the best you can be, and he cherishes everything you do for him, no matter how small the action. 

i hope you enjoyed!

[clara-licht]

do have any other field trip fic recommendations while we wait for part 2? (you’re an amazing writer btw!💕)

Oh I have TONS! Field trip trope is one of my top favorites ever!

Keep in mind that I’m really into Irondad-Spiderson trope too, so most of these contain that. I also prefer to read non-pairing fics when it comes to field trips (aside from reader-inserts). Everything in this list is from AO3:

Note: * means my absolute favorites

Constant Internal [Spider] Screaming: Semi-Connected Scenes from a Graduating Senior’s Life by isaDanCurtisproduction *

This is a really long and great fic! It doesn’t just focus on the trip, but rather the events leading to the trip itself. Peter met the Avengers without them knowing he’s Spider-Man and accidentally found out he’s ‘worthy’. The trip is also fun, considering there was a cowboy villain.

Tag™ by stardust_moonbeams

The Avengers are playing a game of tag during Peter’s field trip and he is fucked.

the rumours about peter parker by tempestaurora *

Part of hydra’s not a home series, where Peter is Tony’s biological child who was kidnapped by HYDRA as a child. I recommend reading the entire series.

Wait, You Actually Work Here? by Shirosbluesamurai

Part of Peter and the Tower series which I mentioned on my Badge post! Sadly, the author has orphaned their account due to personal reasons, but the stories are still up there to read. The details poured into what is Stark Industries is amazing in this series.

total eclipse of the stark by floweryfran *

Part of a motley crew series that focus on Harley and Peter’s amazing found family relationship. I’ve read the entire series a lot, it’s just THAT amazing. In this one, Natasha and Bucky led Peter’s class as a joke and intentionally showed them Harley and Peter working in Tony’s workshop with him.

Field Trips, Infinity Stones, and oh mY GOD IS THAT SPIDER-MAN? by visionsofus

This one hurts me a bit because it’s Avengers: Endgame compliant, which means Tony’s dead :( If you haven’t noticed, I try to avoid fics where Tony is dead because I reject reality and reality is Avengers: Endgame.

Field Trip! by rhelia *

Second part in The Man Behind the Mask series, or what would have happened if Peter made it in time for the competition during Spider-Man: Homecoming and he was in the elevator in Washington Monument during the failed elevator incident. I suggest reading the first part too, I love the identity reveal.

Robots and Fire Are a Bad Combination by Singing_Siren

First part of Peter and The Avengers, as Seen by Midtown High series. Any story where Peter’s friends see him interacting with any of the Avengers is always a good story for me.

That Awkward Moment When Your Whole Class Shows Up At Your House by MurdockSchmurdock

Peter is ‘recuperating’ in the tower after a Spider-Man related injury, but somehow he got swept into his class's field trip. Talk about awkward.

Workplace Mixer by sameuspegasus *

Part of Glowy Green Slime series (which is super hilarious, please read them). Basically Mrs. Warren had to meet Tony after Peter’s internship was questioned and had found out more than she would’ve expected. Seriously, this series is super hilarious, you HAVE to read it. I told @angel-spidey about this through an ask once because I love it so much.

from your perspective, the world is flat by blueh *

THIS! ONE!!!!! The decathlon team’s bus was exploded by some men trying to ‘kidnap’ them and Peter had to reveal his secret hero identity to save them. They didn’t get to tour Stark Industries in this one, but at least they got another tour in Avengers Compound. There’s also a part 2!

field trip (to nowhere) by ThisUsernameTaken

In which Tony made his own intern lead a field trip group where he’s part of. Poor Peter.

Perhaps He's Not Missing Out After All by NotYoCheese

Peter isn’t allowed to join the field trip, so he spent time interning instead. When his classmates arrived, they were surprised to see just who their tour leader is.

I. Am. Spider-Man. by lisa_yo

This one is a bit dark. It’s also Avengers: Endgame Compliant and it’s very long. Midtown Tech went on a field trip and 2 days camping trip to Stark Industries where they were attacked. Peter gave up being Spider-Man months ago, but now he had no choice but to help.

Mr. Parker Declined to Comment by apisdn

Somehow Peter ended up being in charge of field trips. This is how it comes to that.

Ned Leed's field trip to Stark Industries by Drake_DiAngelo

A field trip fic from Ned’s point of view.

Open For All by JointExisting *

In which Peter Parker is also secretly Peter Stark, and he had to go through the worst program the State had ever mandated for schools: Open For All. This story is AMAZING. It’s one of the newest field trip fics I read and already has a sequel.

Everyday Superhero by stoneage_woman *

This is also one of the newest fics I read and also already has a sequel. Everyday Superhero focuses on Roger Harrington’s story as Peter’s teacher after finding out about Spider-Man during a field trip to SI. It’s not really a field trip focused trope; it deals with school shootings and its effects, but it’s a REALLY good story. Please exercise caution and read the warnings before reading.

Stark Jr. by SketchyNebula

The title kinda speaks for itself, doesn’t it? Peter is so much like Tony, and people in SI noticed that.

The Home Invasion by Blue_Glass

Peter Stark, more commonly known as Peter Parker, just missed out on the secret Academic Decathlon field trip because he had miscounted his days absent from school. Well at least he gets to stay home for the day right? What happens next is purely coincidence, but really Peter should have expected this to happen.

More than Survive by Groot_Is_God

This is a series with 2 field trip fics inside where Peter is living with Tony and Pepper in the Tower.

Realizations by Khrystyll *

It's been three months since Flash found out, along with the rest of the world, that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Not a field trip to SI, but still a field trip although to another place.

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And that’s my whole list for now! I still have more in my bookmarks and subscription list in AO3, but these ones are the ones I recommend the most. This ended up being so long, huh? 😅

[omgsomeonesomewhereonearth]

Hey what are you guys' thoughts on all-girls all-boys schools?

Bc I went to one myeslf for a few years (I loved it btw) but I'm a bit torn now?

On one hand, there are many studies showing - and more than that, I have experienced this myself - that learning in an all female environment is really good for the confidence of teenage girls as well as their academic performance, it's really awesome to be in an environment where there's pretty much no misogyny, I think in many ways contrary to the very conservative stereotype of these schools, being aroung a lot of girls and no boys was honestly kind of freeing? I didn't appreciate this until I went from an all-girls to a co-ed school, but I've found myself to be a bit more outspoken than some of my peers, and more inclined to call out sexism or unfairness when I see it perpetuated by teachers or other students.

I think the usual phenomena we see of girls feeling like they have to apologise all the time or try to keep the peace starts at the highschool age and growing up with a lot of female peers definitely helps with that.

(And honestly? Just being able to walk into a room and yell "I have my period, anyone got a pad?" And just have a million girls ready to help you out, with offers of pads and sweets and just being nice...? Ughh it's not something I ever appreciated before I went to a school where we whisper about that because some teenage boy might be grossed out by it and WE'D be the ones in trouble for "not being discreet" and having to smuggle sanitary products to the bathroom like contraband.)

ON THE OTHER HAND, there are ample studies showing all-boys schools can end up being incredibly toxic masculinity fuelled environments, and whilst I can't speak for all all-boys schools ever, I can say that I've met a lot more sexist assholes who grew up in an all-boys school environment than co-ed. Like, some of my old best mates who I literally grew up with got into the BIGGEST argument with me and another girl because we told them that objectifying women wasn't a compliment???

Like, I wish I was joking, but it was literally three of us telling these two boys how we felt about having our bodies discussed by random fucking men and these two idiots were like "nah but it's not actually objectifying, see-". And I WISH I could say that was the first time I've had a conversation like this. And just in general I guess when you grow up without being around girls you just straight up don't learn how to respect women???? Or even, you know, see them as actual people.

I've also spoken to male freinds who attended all-boys school and can attest to the fact that it's often an environment filled with a lot of homophobia and gross "edgy" jokes and even the ones who know that that shit's wrong never call it out because the bullying just "wouldn't be worth it".

And then, OBVIOUSLY, I as a cis person could never imagine what it's like being trans and growing up in either environment, even if "girls-schools" are quite nice for some people. Throughout my time at an "all-girls" school I've only known one person who openly identified as something other than female and as far as I knew (from following him on Instagram, we weren't friends personally because he was several years older) he was generally happy to be at the school, and teachers and students respected his pronouns, but I can't think he felt too good about every school assembly beginning with "Goodmorning Girls".

So...what's the solution here?? I'm quite torn because I think trans people shouldn't be forced into gendered boxes from a young age that they don't fit into, and young boys also deserve to learn in environments where they are free to express their emotions and sexuality and be "feminine" and don't have to listen to and repeat sexist beliefs to fit in until they start internalising those beliefs.

But at the same time, going to an girls school did wonders for me, even if it was only three years, and I wish I could go back, and that's not even just me because I had friends there and there are many studies exploring the benefits of an all-girls education for teenage girls' development.

The only argument I've seen against it "You won't know how to talk to boys!" Which is patently false. I'm no worse at talking to boys than I am at talking to a member of any other gender, and I've found that I'm actually better at shutting them down when they start crossing my personal boundaries.

[sepublic]

This is probably annoying to you but, do you mind if you pseudo- psychoanalyze Matt as well? I mean, for the record, if you look back at episode 9, he DID try to help Luz and Gus while in detention. "The first thing you gotta do is... oh no. Already?"

I did notice that, too! It’s possible that he was willing to make friends, or Mattholumule just wanted to seize the opportunity to be in charge of others. More on that later...

(BTW It’s not annoying, it’s actually a lot of fun to get asks like these!)

If I had to give a read on him based on what little we’ve gotten...

Well, the impression seems to be that this guy is kind of an outcast, and for a bit of a reason- He IS genuinely a jerk. But I also have to wonder if the initial reason for that was something else, and his bitterness over this led to him being a bully to others...?

Namely, in the Welcome to Hexside short, as well as just in general, Mattholumule clearly gives the vibes of a butt-monkey who suffers. He’s someone who fails a lot at things and isn’t very competent, and people don’t think highly of him. The dude suffers and gets left behind, and nobody bats an eye- Not Bump, not even one of his fellow HAS members, who literally just watches as part of her salad attacks him. Granted, we don’t know if the commercial was filmed before or after his inclusion into the HAS, but the general idea is clear.

Believe it or not, his first appearance, voiced no less, was in Covention! I didn’t recognize him at first, but when Bump is making his presentation for the Emperor’s Coven, he repeats a rhetorical question frequently asked of him, “What is the height of magical achievement?”, and Mattholomule excitedly offers his answer of... inflating his head to a gigantic size and crushing a nearby student. Nobody is impressed and Bump feels shame in himself for Mattholomule’s failure as a student.

So Mattholumule has SOME genuine excitement for what he’s doing, and later we even see him talking to Lilith and observing her conversation with Eda with that same smug grin of his. @anistarrose even pointed out that he accepted a piece of paper from her, possibly a contact number or something! And we hear from Mattholomule himself that he wants ‘drama’ and ‘power’. Then he briefly cameos in the beginning of Episode 10, excited for the Hexside VS Glandus match.

If I had to guess, and some of this IS speculation... I get the feeling that Mattholomule is someone who’s a failure at a lot of things, kind of a loser who’s dumb not only in the academic sense, but also with common sense in general. He finds out that Luz is banned from Hexside and waits until AFTER the HAS meeting to sic the Trouble-Detectors on her... Meaning by then, he’s already exposed. True, he tries to take control of his narrative and apologize, but that’s something he would’ve done even if he didn’t know Luz was banned. The dude is just pretty dimwitted in general!

Not only that, but I bet Mattholomule is aware of his shortcomings- When he gets snagged by the detention monster, his tone is less surprise and more disappointment, with “Already?” implying that this sort of failure is something that happens often, and he hoped it wouldn’t come this quickly. Mattholomule seems to know that failure is inevitable for him, which is possibly why he wants power and status- To make up for this. I bet he was at least a little genuine when talking about how he wants approval... Of course, he’s also a bully, which could also stem from him wanting to make others feel small to make himself feel big, etc.

Mattholomule mentions that he’s been through detention several times before, possibly implying that he’s also familiar with the Detention Monster we see, but we can’t know for sure. As Luz said, he IS a bit of a jerk, and definitely a schemer- But he’s also incompetent. He probably got in trouble for cheating and a bunch of other antics meant to make him look cool or something. Mattholomule tries to seize leadership of the HAS because he wants power, authority, and respect because as a failure and an outcast he doesn’t get it much- Of course, even as the new President of the HAS his position was given solely out of pity and as an after-thought, and after seeing him lie once, I doubt the other HAS members will take Mattholomule’s ‘findings’ too seriously. So either way, he still messes up.

To sum it all up, the dude has a napoleon complex. He desires power and authority, and when he has the chance to tell others what to do, he takes it. Unfortunately, he’s also really dumb, incompetent, lacks charisma, and is an overall failure, which likely leads to people looking down on him, amidst Mattholomule being a jerk and a bully as well. He wants to be the center of attention in his own way, and I imagine he may be interested in joining the Emperor’s Coven for power and authority... But given his track record, I highly doubt he’ll be accepted. At this point he’s basically a joke character.

As much of a scheming jerk as Mattholomule is, he’s still also clearly a kid with genuine excitement and possible enjoyment for things that could be fueled by real fun and not just a desire for prestige. The guy can’t catch a break and he knows it... He’s like the Team Rocket trio, or Robbie Rotten- Always up to something but always failing through a combination of others and his own shortcomings. I also wonder that if offered genuine friendship, Mattholomule might actually take it wholeheartedly.

Also, he likes drama... possibly just a random facet of his personality, but also maybe because he likes seeing others in chaos because that makes him feel big and ‘in control’, as if he’s orchestrating things. Or he’s just that kind of petty, spiteful, and envious person who likes seeing others unhappy because he’s unhappy.

We may or may not see more of Mattholomule in the future. Dana DID say he was her favorite ‘jerk’ character, and one of the shorts included him. His role is likely to be pretty minor however, mostly relegated to B-plots, but hoo knows?

[randomguywithwords]

Thanks For The Assist: Chapter 2 (Itsuka X Neito Story)

AO3 Link: Here

Chapters: 1

Chapter 2: Acceptance

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“How was the test?” Father asked as the three of them sat at the dinner table eating. 

“Ok, I think I did fine,” Monoma said as he picked up a slice of meat.

“How were you graded?” Mother said. 

“Fought some robots. You get points the more you destroy. The harder the robot, the more points you get. The field was massive, pretty much a life-size city, and I think they had at least 3.” Monoma explained with patience, though he suspected this expositioning was boring the other audience with information they already knew. 

Mother hummed her assent. “I’m not surprised. U.A has a ton of money. More money than they need, really…” She ended her statement in a mutter. It sounded like constrained resentment to Neito. It probably was, but understandable. 

“Isn’t the ministry diverting more money towards your school, dear?” Father said. 

“Yes, I suppose. After years of appeals by the school committee. Hopefully I can obtain better equipment to teach those kids.” Mrs Monoma sighed, looking back towards Neito. “But I hope you get in, Neito. I have to admit, it’s really once-in-a-lifetime, and U.A will make you a fine hero.”

“Thanks, mother.” Neito smiled. A fine hero. The phrase did not apply to him, not in the societal nor linguistic sense of the word. A hero relied on himself to get the job done, at the end of the day. With what he had, that was an impossibility. 

“None of the other kids gave you trouble, did they?” Father asked, and Monoma winced on the inside, thinking about the events transpiring just after the test. 

“No, they were nice people,” He said. It was no lie, by technicalities. There was that girl, after all. Kendo, was it? She was nice. 

Father seemed to perk up at his answer, gladdened. “That’s good,” He gave an approving nod. “I’m glad they weren’t like your schoolmates.”

Neito waved his hand like an aristocrat at a banquet. “Nah, I think maybe those guys were just ––” He struggled for the proper word. “Lame.” He ended, and grinned internally at the apt description of his dialogue. But that smile died in the next instant when he thought about what he had wanted to say. 

Flat characters. A character with one dimension, owning a singular character trait to serve a purpose in a story. That’s what he called them, but not Mother. 

“About time kids your age learned some maturity,” She said, her ‘teacher’ side emerging. “Not you, Neito – of course. You’re a sensible boy. Apart from your silly theatrics, but you’ll grow out of it.”

There it is, He sighed, on the inside – or, aside. That was how the plays would state inner actions on the script. But Mother doesn’t like plays, does she now? 

“Neito, tell us about the fighting,” Father interjected with a smile that was a bit too wide, “What quirks did you use?” 

Neito gave a response, but his heart was no longer in the conversation, having been chilled by Mother’s own lovely warmth that she had no idea she was radiating. 

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The letter came a week later when his parents were at work. Neito opened it up in his room. After all, where else would he? Only in his room could he find solace. And on his bed, comfort, so he plopped himself down and opened the envelope. 

The contents contained a disc. A holographic. Taking it out and laying it on his bed, he pressed the blue button in the centre, producing a video on the wall.

It was the scene of an office, with a mouse sitting on a chair and a cup of tea on the glass table. He recognised the principal of U.A himself.

“Neito Monoma! Very good afternoon, or morning, or night, to you – depending when you see this, of course. On the off chance you are unaware of me, I am Nezu, principal of U.A High. This video is approximately 5 minutes long, but I will save you the suspense. You got in. Congratulations.”

His heart soared, and he pumped a fist in the air, breathing a sigh in much-desired catharsis. Had he been holding that in since the beginning? 

“You are, both celebrating – I would hope, and also wondering what the remaining 4 and a half minutes are about. Please do not ignore the rest of this video, because I want to review two things: your performance at the entrance exam, and your quirk. Take a look at this.” 

The video showed clips of Monoma from a birds’ eye view, running around and using his borrowed quirks, as well as him tapping random strangers. He noted how a lot of them turned their heads in evident surprise and puzzlement at him patting them on the shoulder or arm. And then the clip played of him taking a couple of points away from those guys. 

Nezu clucked his tongue. “Many in society would deem that as ‘un-hero-like’ behaviour, as it can be interpreted as stealing, or taking what does not belong to you. Criminal acts indeed, if the deed is severe and the stolen thing valuable. But, your quirk acts on that very principle of taking what does not belong to you.”

The (overwhelmingly intelligent, Monoma realised) mouse continued, “I’ve taken the liberty of reviewing your application and academics. You boast admirable grades in your middle school, and your form teacher commented that you were a highly observant, smart and mature student. I could go on, but you know what you’ve submitted. I will continue with that presumed knowledge.”

“You must have realised by now, or very early on in your career as a hero aspirant, that your quirk is unorthodox, having no use on its own. You require allies, or foes who you can lay a finger on, to fight. And even then, you must hastily adapt to whatever quirk you have under your control, for a period of time. Lots of limitations, Mr Monoma. A lot of challenges you have faced, are facing, and will face. And when you are initiated into my school, expect more.” Nezu took a sip of his tea.

“That’s not to say you will face difficulties many would describe as ‘hell’ at U.A. And neither does my previous statement imply U.A is not ‘hell’.” He paused. “Do excuse my roundabout mannerisms of speech. It is a bad habit of mine.” Nezu chuckled.

“Simply put, I have taken a personal interest in you, Mr Monoma, for your cunning, your intellect, and your quirk. Report to me after your first day of school. We will talk more then. Congratulations once more. Another letter will arrive tomorrow to inform you of the minutiae regarding your inception into U.A. Good day, Neito Monoma.”

The holographic faded out, and Neito was staring at a blank wall for a few seconds trying to process whatever Nezu had said.  

A buzz from his phone pulled him out of his hazy thoughts. He is...really smart. 

It was from Kendo. “Hi, Monoma, It’s Kendo! The girl with big hands. Wanted to ask you whether you received the letter from U.A.” 

He typed a response. “Yeah, I got a letter. What’s your verdict?” 

Fingers crossed. 

She responded, “I got in. >< You?” 

A smile spread across his face. “Same, that’s awesome. Congratulations.”

“YAY! :D We both did it! Congrats too! And I was so shocked that All Might was in the video! I nearly cried. Or maybe I did, idk. Sorry, I’m babbling at this point, but I don’t have anyone else to tell this to until my parents get home and I’m so hypeddd”

Huh? All Might? So Nezu specifically…

He typed, “It’s ok, I’m excited too. Though I don’t express it over text that much.” 

“Haha it’s ok. Can’t wait for the letter tomorrow. There’s so much to do! Hero costume, uniforms, books, all that. And term starts a month from now. Can’t wait!” 

“Wow, how’d you know all this?”

“Mainly from the internet. I was that hyped, y’know?”

He cracked another smile from her enthusiasm. It was oddly contagious, and he found himself more zealous to go to school. That was a statement he’d never think he could formulate in his mind. “I see. That’s cool.”

“Btw, if you wanna go celebrate with your family or friends, go ahead! I don’t wanna hold you back.”

“Nah, my parents are at work and I’m basically alone at home. Same boat as you. So, fire away.”

“Ah, ok!” 

The conversation continued with Kendo gushing about their new life, and Monoma passively followed along, inserting a few comments here and there. But he didn’t feel like he was stuck at a family reunion forced to endure his grandfather’s stories with a placating smile and affirming nods peppered in occasionally. She was actually interesting, and amusing, in a good way. 

The topic was centered around school and academics, with little butting into personal lives, and Monoma didn’t pry. She was still a stranger, somewhat, albeit she would be his new schoolmate – and perhaps classmate. He crossed his fingers again, hoping that Fate would tap him lightly on the head once more with her providence. 

He smiled when Kendo typed, “Hope we become classmates :D. Apparently there are always 2 first-year classes. So it’s basically a coin flip.”

“Heads.” 

“Rly? Do you always choose heads?”

“Yeah.” 

“I’m more of a switcher.”

“How do you decide when to choose heads or tails then?”

“Coin flip.”

“That made me laugh, thank you.”

“Why do you need to thank people for making you laugh? It’s a spontaneous thing.”

“That’s...oddly profound.”

“Or just a dumb statement made to sound fancy. Ah, sorry, I have to go now. But thank you for your time. It was great chatting :)” 

“Why do you need to thank people for chatting with you? It’s a spontaneous thing. Joking aside, thank you too.”

“Nice haha” Was her last message. Neito turned his phone off and lied down on his bed. A moment passed, and Neito took a coin from his study desk. It was a silly thing to do, but his room was his stage. He was performing for himself. 

He gave it a toss and caught it. 

Seeing the result, he grinned.

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Yeek, this took longer than it should have, sorry. Had a bit of writer’s block when it came to planning this thing and I wasn’t sure how to move on. Also the tone of this is especially terrifying for me because it’s definitely going to be (ironically) more light-hearted, with Monoma’s dramatic language and (side thoughts) occasionally inserted, but that brings the challenge of need. When to do that, when not to. This story is a personal challenge to change my narrative style just slightly. 

Anyway, I hoped you MonoKendo ppl liked it. A lot of people have told me it’s unfortunate the ship lacks content and I couldn’t agree more. But then again, that’s about 75% of the ships out there. (Fk it, 90%). So, here’s my contribution, alongside some other one-shots. 

Feedback’s appreciated :D

[yet-another-fan-girl9]

Who We Are (5)

Summary: With both your parents dead, you are sent to live with your uncle, Tony Stark. With your new friends, Peter and Ned, you investigate the people selling the alien tech weapons.

Warnings: Canon violence, language (?)

Word Count: 1339

THIS FIC WAS TRANSFERRED FROM MY WATTPAD

Chapter 5

You woke up in a place that was definitely not your room. You propped yourself up on your arms. There was an IV tube sticking into your left arm and a heart rate monitor beeping beside you.

The pain had stopped.

Looking around, you discovered you were in a corner of Tony's workshop. Someone had set up a mini hospital room around the bed you were laying in. A clock on the wall read 9:53, and, guessing by the lack of sunlight coming through the window, it was in the evening.

I must have been out for a couple of hours. You look around for your phone to see if Peter had any updates on the stone, but someone must have taken it out of your pocket..

"Hello, (Y/N). I will alert your uncle that you have woken up." FRIDAY's voice rang through the room.

"Um, yeah, okay, thanks, I guess," You mumble. Barely a minute later Tony burst into his workshop. Wasn't he just on a trip?

"Great you're awake," He said breathlessly as he pulled up a holographic file. He looked at the clock. "Two days and seven hours." He noted. "Close to last time."

"Wait." With two sentences your uncle gave you millions of questions. "Two DAYS? LAST TIME? I WAS OUT FOR TWO DAYS AND THERE WAS A LAST TIME?"

"Here." Tony tossed you your phone and ignored your outburst. "That thing was going off like crazy. Your boyfriend was worried." You looked at your phone seeing hundreds of texts from Peter.

"He's not my boyfriend," You mutter under your breath.

"He even dropped by to check on you." Tony looked at you. "You told him."

"Well, he told me about him being Spider-man," You said defensively.

"Teenagers." Tony put his head in his hands. "Can't keep a secret."

"Can you answer my questions now?" You shove your phone in your pocket. You'll talk to Peter later. "I was out for two days? There was a last time?" Tony sighed and closed the holographic file before answering you.

"You know why you never really came here when you were younger?"

"I remember you and my dad had a fight."

"Yes, we did. You all had come during one of your school breaks. It was just after the battle of New York, and you were about seven or eight. I told your dad that you three should come another time, but he had been planning it for a while. The streets were mostly cleared of debris, but you could never know what would be in corners of small alleys.

"We were sitting outside, having lunch in one of my favorite little Italian places when you wandered off. It was in a small plaza, but you wandered into an alley. There was a flash of purple light from the alley and when we got to you," Your uncle took a deep breath before continuing. "When we got to you, you were unconscious. We took you back to the tower and, in two days and seven hours, you woke up. Your father and I got into an argument about it and you left."

"Oh." You tried to wrap your head around it. "Wow."

"When you were in your little coma I ran some tests, this time too. Last time nothing changed, but this time-" He opened another holographic screen and sat next to you.

"You're going to have to explain this to me because I don't understand anything on here." The screen showed two strands of DNA side by side.

"This is you last time." He pointed to the one on the left. "And this is you now." The one on the right was slightly different. "It's not a big difference, but something in you must have changed." You nodded as Tony talked. "That must have been why you were in so much pain, your DNA was rewriting itself. I didn't want you messing around with alien tech because I thought it would trigger something in you from the first time. And I didn't want you to get hurt." You were surprised by this. Seeing the soft side of Tony Stark is a rare occurrence. "You're the only living family member I've got left, (Y/N). I don't want to lose you too."

You realized that you were in the same position with your uncle as your last living relative. Seeing your uncle sentimental was strange. "So what do you think changed? I don't feel any different."

"Well, I guess we just wait until you grow a tail or something." Tony stood up.

"You're joking, right?" You watched your uncle start to clean up. "Tony tell me you're joking." You aim the words at him.

"I'm joking," He replied, his back to you. Maybe it was your imagination, but he sounded quite monotoned. When Tony spoke again he sounded normal, "You should eat some real food, and get some real sleep. You have the bus to DC early tomorrow. Regionals for the Academic Decathlon, nice."

"How did you know about that?"

"I read your school record, they update those things fast. Also Spider-kid sent a text about it."

"You read my texts?"

"Just that one, it was at the top. You should go pack."

"I don't think I can go. I haven't even gone to one of the practices. There was one yesterday, but I was... you know. I probably won't be competing."

"Still, you should go, (Y/N). It'll be fun. You can make friends with other people who aren't Spider-boy."

"But I-"

"Go."

"But-"

"GO."

"Fine." You took the elevator up to the kitchen, where you stocked up on food, then your room. Laying on your bed you finally decide to read the texts from Peter.

(Wed. Oct. 11) Peter - Hey, (Y/N). I just wanted to check if you were ok. Text me when you can. I'll keep you updated.

(Wed. Oct. 11) Peter - the craziest thing just happedn. So two guys came to the school and were lookign for thes tone and i think they work for the person whos running the waeapons thing and i put a tracjer on one of their shoes so ned and i ca nsee where their secret base is. Keep you updated.

He must have been excited because of the many typos in the text. The next couple of texts were locations: Brooklyn, Staten Island, they left Jersey, they stopped in Maryland. The following texts were him checking if you were okay. Answer me when you can.

(6 hrs ago) Peter - I dropped by the Avenger's tower after school today to check on you. They wouldn't let me past the first floor. I have your homework whenever you want it.

(4 hrs ago) Peter - They're still in Maryland btw

(4 hrs ago) Peter - The guys I was tracking.

(4 hrs ago) Peter - I don't know how i'm gonna get there. Text me when you can.

(42 min ago) Peter - I know how i'll get there. The academic decathlon is this weekend in dc. Are you going?

The texts stopped there. You quickly text back, hoping he was still awake.

You - Hey Peter, i'm fine. I think.

He answered back not even a full minute later.

Peter - What happened? Can you still go to dc?

You - I'll tell you what happened tomorrow.

You - Tony convinced me that i should go. But i havent even gone to a practice.

Peter - Mr. harrington is nice. He'll let you come

You - I probably won't do anything

Peter - You can help me take out the bad guys.

You - Ok then... i'll go

"(Y/N),Tony wants me to tell you to go to bed immediately." FRIDAY's voice suddenly echoed through your room, starling you.

"Okay FRIDAY, thanks. I will in a sec."

You - I've gotta go. Tell you everything tomorrow.

Peter - See you. Glad youre feeling better.

You smile, put your phone away, and asked FRIDAY to turn off the lights.

[leogclds]

&&.   announcing   his   royal   highness,   𝐥𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐝   𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞   𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞   𝐝𝐞   𝐬𝐚𝐱𝐞-𝐛𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐠   𝐞𝐭   𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚  ,   the   𝟐𝟒   year   old   𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞   of   𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐠𝐢𝐮𝐦   .   he   is   often   confused   with    𝐣𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧   𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭   .   some   say   that   he   is   𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞   &   𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧   ,   but   he   is   actually   𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬   &   𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬   .   

tw   ;   death   ,   drugs   ,   alcohol   &   addiction   .

ok   so   before   i   go   on   a   tangent   abt   leo   ,   lemme   just   say   i’m   v   excited   to   be   here   !!   also   i’ve   tried   to   learn   all   the   alliances   &   plot   drops   but   my   brain   does   not   work   90   %   of   the   time   so   ...   that’s   THAT   .   oh   btw   ,   i’m   nikki   &   i   go   by   she   /   her   ! 

𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 : leopold philippe marie de saxe-bobourg et gotha

𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 : " people " &  “ brave ”

𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 : leo

𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 : 17 april 1996

𝒂𝒈𝒆 : twenty-four years old

𝒛𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒄 : aries

𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 : cis male

𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔 : him & he

𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 : pansexual

𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚 : belgian

𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒚 : caucasian

𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 : phuket , thailand

𝒕𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒔 : prince of belgium

here’s the full stats page !!

𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒

leopold   (   it’s   just   leo   for   those   who   know   him   best   )   is   the   middle   child   of   the   belgian   royal   family   ,   he   is   the   crown   princess   louise’s   younger   brother   &   princess   josephine’s   older   brother   .   at   a   very   young   age   he   had   come   to   terms   that   he   was   pretty   far   down   the   line   in   order   to   ascend   to   the   belgian   throne   &   that   knowledge   shaped   him   into   the   man   that   he   is   today   .

ever   since   he   was   a   young   child   ,   leo   had   always   a   trick   up   his   sleeve   &   always   caused   raucous   in   the   belgian   palace   .   he   wanted   the   attention   his   older   sister   got   from   being   the   first   in   line   heir   to   the   throne   &   things   got   much   worse   when   he   learned   he   was   going   to   have   a   little   sister   .   he   wouldn’t   be   the   baby   of   the   family   anymore   ,   he   was   just   the   middle   child   ,   sandwiched   between   what   he   could   have   been   &   what   he   had   lost   .

needless   to   say   that   his   attention   grabbing   tricks   never   went   away   ,   they   became   only   more   intricate   &   scandalous   ,   sources   will   tell   you   he   brings   shame   to   the   belgian   family   name   (   but   at   least   he   is   bringing   something   )   .   despite   his   exuberant   personality   ,   the   prince   often   felt   alone   &   forgotten   .   for   a   moment   he   had   tried   his   hardest   in   his   academic   journey   ,   he   studied   hard   &   was   part   of   his   school’s   swimming   team   ,   but   to   no   avail   ,   it   didn’t   truly   matter   .

some   would   say   it   was   self   -   fulfilling   prophecy   &   others   would   just   say   he   was   born   that   way   ,   but   at   the   young   age   of   sixteen   years   old   ,   the   prince   had   gained   his   infamous   hedonistic   reputation   .   of   course   ,   it   only   got   worse   over   the   years   ,   but   the   boy   drove   motorcycles   ,   had   a   couple   dui   ,   developed   a   cigarette   addiction   ,   had   a   high   alcohol   tolerance   (   to   say   the   least   )   &   woke   up   in   various   strangers’   beds   .   classic   .   leo   was   just   so   good   at   being   bad   .

those   who   have   met   leo   would   guarantee   you   that   beauty   is   indeed   skin   deep   .   he   has   the   mouth   of   a   sailor   &   his   boldness   doesn’t   cease   to   surprise   others   .   despite   the   stereotypes   ,   the   belgian   prince   does   enjoy   reading   (   by   the   beach   if   possible   !   )   &   arguing   about   nothing   &   everything   ,   as   long   as   you   agree   to   hear   him   talk   .   he   went   to   university   &   majored   in   sociology   .   despite   seemingly   showing   disinterest   for   politics   ,   it’s   his   sister’s   thing   ,   the   blond   pays   frequent   attention   to   social   issues   ,   he   even   has   his   own   foundation   the   ‘   prince   leopold   foundation   ’   which   helps   develop   better   rehabilitation   programs   in   prisons   .

although   ,   the   boy   is   not   all   bad   .   he   has   a   (   almost   )   universal   sense   of   humour   &   uses   to   diffuse   tense   situations   or   simply   to   entertain   himself   .   he   can   be   quite   judgemental   of   others   ,   first   impressions   do   stick   with   him   .   he   is   very   loyal   to   his   close   friends   &   family   ,   unfortunately   that   does   not   really   in   relationships   .   he   loves   trying   new   things   &   going   on   adventures   ,   thus   being   rarely   bored   .   doesn’t   mind   a   bit   of   drama   .   he   is   a   very   good   listener   ,   but   loves   to   talk   as   well   .   despite   being   extroverted   ,   leo   keeps   to   himself   when   he   doesn’t   know   the   other   person   /   is   disinterested   .      he   is   definitely   afraid   life   is   going   to   pass   him   by   &   hates   labels   .

𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒

crashed   cars   ,   empty   promises   ,   early   morning   hangovers   ,   green   smoothies   ,   swimming   endless   laps   in   the      pool   ,   walking   around   shirtless   ,   cunning   smiles   ,   half   -   unbuttoned   shirts   ,   beach   hair   ,   old   books   with   broken   spines   ,   cigarette   smokes   ,   french   curse   words   ,   near   -   empty   glass   of   rum   &   coke   ,   eye   rolls   ,   jokes   at   importunate   moments   ,   disposable   cameras   ,   lipstick   marks   on   a   collar   &   illegible   scribbles   on   a   journal   .

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 

leopold   is   quietly   mourning   his   mother’s   death   while   incessantly   worrying   about   his   father   condition   .   although   ,   to   an   outsider   ,   it   would   seem   that   the   prince   is   just   all   partied   out   .   he   still   keeps   up   with   his   token   hedonistic   ways   ,   but   has   trouble   sleeping   at   night   &   doesn’t   seem   to   get   any   rest   .   it   wouldn’t   be   unheard   of   to   see   the   boy   napping   all   over   the   place   during   the   day   .   he   is   also   bitter   because   there   is   more   pressure   for   him   to   step   up   but   he   is   ‘   quite   content   ’   with   who   he   is   &   refuses   to   change   .   feels   more   alone   than   ever   &   misunderstood   .   he    is    treating    his    time    in    thailand    as    a     holiday    . 

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

i   haven’t   thought   long   &   hard   about   it   because   i   have   an   assignment   due   tomorrow   but   i’d   definitely   see   all   sorts   of   foes   ,   bros   (   includes   all   genders   )   &   hoes   (   idem   )   .   he   is   involved   in   many   scandals   so   if   you   ever   need   a   person   for   that   ,   call   leo   .   give   this   intro   a   like   &   i’ll   come   to   you   for   plots   !!

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Hey! Could I get to know some of your headcanons about dickfigures/your designs for them? :D

ya ya sure!!!!

i already have my designs for them up if you havent seen, here they are!

as for headcanons idk how long this post will be so ill just add a read more for anyone who might not wanna scroll thru it all lol

red!!!!!

his real name is rowan bc i thought it was cute, also it means “little red one” which is eVEN BETTER

he’s nonbinary masc and bisexual! the self projection is REAL

he has adhd

most of my headcanons kinda flow into my own version of dick figures because i’m not very Satisfied with canon NJSJDNSKM so like. for example red doesn’t just kill people or whatever. he gets into fights and has scars and wears bandaids a lot bc of them

he graduated college with blue, he got a bachelor’s degree in fine arts (honestly idk how college works bc im a grade 10 baby so if thats like totally wrong just let me know also im. canadian so idk how american school system works LOL)

red got suspended a lot in high school but never expelled. mostly bc he got in fights that were mainly him protecting stacey from shitty people (he sees her as his sister so he was rlly protective) and the school wasnt really sure what else to do so they just. you know. suspended him a bunch of times hoping itd do something but it didnt

he hates his dad! reason being is bc when he was born, his dad was actually an alien able to disguise himself as human, so he wanted to take red back to his home planet cuz red turned out to be more powerful than anything his dad had ever seen. but red’s mom was like Nope, so she snuck out with him and his plush cat (kitty amazing) and they were never found. red is very close with his mom and is scared of his dad coming back someday

we know he canonically likes rlly loud music so im just gonna project here and say he’s a metalhead. at least, some form of it. he likes the alt scene music and industrial rock. examples being deftones, nine inch nails, skinny puppy, rage against the machine, kittie and others. it keeps him focused and calm

bLUE!!!

we know blue was bullied as a kid but i dont wanna say red also bullied him bc i feel like thats just wrong to me? MAYBE ITS NOT ACTUALLY but it just makes me sad so like. lets say red, being as protective as he is, stood up for blue a lot cuz he was like “oh this kid cant fight” so he knew what to do

blue dated pink for awhile but they mutually agreed to break up after blue realized this wasnt what he wanted (he came to the conclusion that he was gay, well, he knew for awhile but it was Internalized Homophobia)

he grew up in a very conservative family so to see the world completely differently by meeting red, ems (lt), pink and stacey was a very good thing for him. unfortunately even tho his family did love him, it was conditional so they stopped talking to him after he came out. thankfully he’d already graduated high school by that point

despite being emotional blue isn’t very good at understanding how he’s an emotional person. he’s able to distinct one feeling from another and analyze them, but it’s just... hard for him to kind of. process WHY he feels a certain way? which is what’s led to a lot of his struggles in getting closer with ppl

he loooves reading and writing we already know this but i mean come on. he also got a bachelor’s degree in english/ela. so he’s able to become a teacher ig but he doesn’t really want to? at least not for awhile yet

blue was ems’ first friend. at first he couldn’t understand why they had tics but decided he shouldn’t get into someone else’s business. he didn’t find it weird, just cool!

he and red would always pair up for projects if they had classes together!!!!!! blue would do the writing/research and red would do the illustrations. they always turned out really good even if it ended with red cramming it at the last minute

surprisingly hates broseph more than red. well i mean its not surprising, because broseph was always a huge DICK to him

blue’s real name is wyatt!!!!! i forget the meaning but i felt the sound of it and the meaning fit him well

piiiiink!!!!!!!!!!

she’s still in college, getting her doctorate to be an astrophysicist!

pink is very very smart and will help anyone who’s struggling with something in school. she was basically the genius who always got in the honor roll every year. but, she actually was really anxious especially with exams

pink encourages stacey to go back to school, and sometimes stacey does, but she always ends up leaving again. it’s a little stressful but pink has hope for her

she’s never drank one sip of alcohol in her entire life. she smoked weed once, but it felt weird so she didn’t do it again

ever since she and blue broke up she’s been very supportive of him bc she herself is bisexual!!! so she sees nothing weird about it. in fact, about almost a year later she started dating stacey

pink’s real name is lily. when she became friends with blue she met red through him and she was like “can i join your nickname thing” and they said “sure” so they called her pink. stacey sometimes calls her pinky or just pink but mostly lily

pink helped red with academics. even tho he was sometimes insufferable to work with (/j thats a Joke i promise she’s a very patient person) she didn’t give up on him!!!! in return he helped her out with some fitness stuff cuz pink was always insecure about gym, and later when she graduated she actually got into exercising bc of red!

she loves travelling and going for walks. she owns a lot of houseplants and she’s given them all names and takes very good care of them! she also owns an albino ball python named Velvet

STACEYYY!!!!!!!

stacey is nOT actually all about sex this time ok. i don’t like that. i mean she did have some personality in canon but it wasn’t much? anyways she just really likes to express herself thru tight/”risque” clothing like fishnets and leather and pleated skirts and thigh-highs and platform boots, all of that. basically she’s a goth girl but doesn’t really “act” like one

she’s really intelligent when it comes to animals and insects and will tell you anything you need to know. when she goes back to college she gets a degree in environmental science

stacey can play the electric and bass guitars!!!! she was in a band back in high school but it never really went anywhere beyond performances at parties in someone’s garage. not that she didn’t like it, looking back on it makes her feel happy, but she wished it continued. probably why she has a hard time going back to college bc she’s not sure what she really wants

stacey is a trans woman btw!!!!! unfortunately it was a little difficult in high school to be who she was bc some kids were jerks, but there were a lot of others who supported her which is good

she views red as her brother as well and they still hang out a lot

i haven’t really had time to focus on stacey and make headcanons and stuff for her so i don’t have a lot but... let’s say, secretly, she’s a scifi nerd. and for the sake of debate, let’s say she’s a marvel fan. if you count being a fan of deadpool as being a fan of marvel

LOVES GIRLS.... loves pink!!!

has very similar music taste to red’s!!!!!

emssss!!!!!!! (lt)

instead of being a stereotype of ppl with tourette’s syndrome, it’s just a normal thing that isn’t focused on a whole lot. it doesn’t make ems swear but if they get really really frustrated they’ll curse while doing one of their tics

ems is agender, i’d say they’re also ageless but i don’t really want to make them too “nonhuman” because i feel like that’s dehumanizing to people with tourette’s. so let’s just say most laws of existence don’t apply to them

they’re very friendly!

they’re an aspiring musician, just like in canon

ems is also big into horror movies believe it or not. they’re pretty critical of them though like most horror movie fans, and only like specific ones (i’m not a horror movie fan myself so i can’t say what Specific Ones they like ajsdhbjn just imagine they have good taste okay)

they r very artsy too and like doing crafts cause it gives them something to focus on. it’s just a hobby though it’s not something they’re Professional at

they love nature and flowers and trees and all kinds of plants and animals!!! they like to document what they see when they travel thru nature and stuff so they bring a camera with them (and their phone, but, you know whatever)

ems was never really affected by things people said to them regarding their syndrome. to them it was something they were born with, so they couldn’t bother to feel bad about themselves. in certain situations theyre able to control it but 90% of the time they don’t care about what ppl think

aaaand there u go!!! as for minor characters like raccoon, jason/trollz0r, broseph, dingleberry, they all exist (raccoon isnt a racist stereotype tho), i just dont focus on them a whole lot. most of my hcs for stacey and ems here were thought up on the spot since i havent had time to lay out all my ideas for them but i hope what i have here is good !!!!

also, red and blue ARE dating, and pink and stacey ARE ALSO dating. gay rights