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#this is a shitpost but i was also thinking of angst
breakoutbox · 11 months
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Do you think shadow just… sat there for a little bit? (ID in ALT)
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nonbinoclard · 2 months
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ignore him king, your seasoning is flavorful and bi-curious 😔🫶 (original post)
also bonus gag i wanted to add but thought 1. probably overplayed 2. you probably cant even see it on mobile, it would be so small
it’s still kinda funny to me though, so here it is
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lazaruspiss · 7 months
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its 6am and im thinking about mpreg abortion. im so normal guys.
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felixcisempra · 2 years
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Naruto's the kind of guy who insists he's straight but will also argue that Sasuke his rival is the prettiest man in the world, not because he likes him or anything but because to him it's an objective fact. The sky is blue, the grass is green, and his rival who he totally despises is hot as fuck.
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deadqueernoldor · 2 years
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Something that has me foaming out of the mouth is the fact that Thranduil, survivor of the 2nd kinslaying in Doriath¹, lives a semi-isolationist² life in a woodland kingdom surrounded by enchantments³ and spiders, with danger in the North⁴, in caverns said to resemble Menegroth.
It just does things to me that Doriath might have fallen and was drowned but Thranduil and Oropher decided the kingdom had been perfect in it's own way and it was capital H Home and choosing to rebuild in a way that includes the silvan elves too. Idk man my thoughts arent coherent enough to put it in better words
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amateurmasksmith · 3 months
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You Didn’t Know (Reprise)
(don’t mind me, just got inspired by a shitpost by @onesidedradiostatic (and their Anon) and turned it into angst…)
(also, it looks like @convolutedblasphemy beat me to it - well done btw - but I still wanted to give it a stab!)
Vox (yoinking the proof away): “Gimme that, Alastor, It’s not meant to be seen by you. Let’s move on, everyone, Figure out the best move that should, Improve our chances against the Angels’ threat!”
Alastor teleports behind him and counter-yoinks.
Alastor: “You want me to ignore that? No, not yet.”
Alastor examines the figurine closer, with a morbid fascination.
Lucifer, to Alastor: “It’s not as simple as you think, Not everything’s been spelled in ink.”
Vox lunges at Al angrily, flailing his arms as Alastor easily sidesteps him. Val catches him before he can fall.
Vox: “Leave it, Alastor!”
Valentino: “Careful, Voxy, keep a cool head.”
Vox pushes away from Val, gesturing towards Alastor.
Vox: “No! You never cared, did you?! You left, and it was like you were dead, Al/ /astor! We could’ve just gone our separate ways, but You left me here, with this internal blaze!”
Alastor: “I’m sure you wish it had been so, but there’s a lot that you don’t know!”
Vox: “You left before we could talk it out! Find a way we could still be friendly! But you blew your shot when you dropped off the block, Yeah, I’m so ‘sorry’ for being so petty!”
Alastor pulls Vox into a dance as they sing past each other.
Alastor/Vox: “No more questions to be posed,” / “There’s one question to be posed,” ”I hate you now, case closed” / “Though you are predisposed” “I try to forget that we were forever!” / “Why is this thing worth losing your temper?”
Vox breaks off and walks away, putting distance between them…
Vox: “I made the mistake once, Now I won’t be a chump! Decades of isolation await you,”
Velvette, concerned where this is going: “Vox?”
Vox: “No-one else will think to even date you!”
Alastor: “Wait-”
Vox turns around, realizing what he said.
Vox, who didn’t mean to spill: “Shit.”
Alastor (Aro 404): “What are you saying? Let me get this straight, When you begged me then, Down on your knees…?”
Valentino: “He didn’t know?!”
Velvette: “Whoops! Guess the cat’s out of the bag!
Alastor (through gritted teeth): “Oh, what a reveal!”
Vox: “Wait a sec here, Al, you didn’t know?”
Alastor begins slowly pacing towards Vox.
Alastor: “I thought you were bolder, as our friendship grew older!”
Vox, pained: “No!”
Alastor’s demon form begins to show as he slowly corners Vox.
Alastor: “You have to listen, My life here has just one mission, So it’s lucky I saved you, The anguish it takes to… Do what was required!”
Vox: “To think that I admired you, Al!”
Alastor breaks off, dismissing him with a wave of his hand, and starts walking away.
Alastor: “I don’t need your condescension, It’s not my fault you weren’t direct!”
Vox: “Was our relationship just manipulation? Oh, I was naive to expect you, to care beyond favors you’re repaying!”
Alastor: “Vox, what on earth are you saying? Love is not forever, your programs here are all lies, I’d have thought that seven years would give you enough time! Now I’ll leave you all to handle your foolish little scandal,”
Al gestures to the group, and casually drops the figurine in Lucifer’s hands as he brushes past.
Alastor, to Lucifer: “I’d recommend you stick to sculpting Anatidae.”
Alastor is engulfed by his shadow, and melts into a nearby radio. He emerges at Rosie’s place, ears drooping. The music takes on a softer style.
Alastor: “Rosie, dear, I have a problem.”
Rosie: “For you, Al, I’m all ears! Sit down here!”
Rosie gestures to her couch, on which she sits, and Alastor crumples.
Alastor: “Ugh! Apparently, my old pal Vox, Bought a commission, born from horrid thoughts… I gave him a piece of my mind, he Said ‘we were forever,’ and yet somehow I never…”
Rosie: “Oh. Yes, I see…”
Rosie brings Alastor in for a hug.
Alastor: “Why the fuck / Was I the last to know my old friend had a crush?”
As the music fades out, we see Alastor’s face buried in Rosie’s shoulder, partly obscured… Without a smile.
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iwonderwh0 · 4 months
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Do you think Connor being able to see dried out thirium is due to him being able to see like in an ultraviolet light? Does it mean he can also see dried out sperm? Can he tell the difference between the two without tasting it?
*Walking into the cheap hostel bedroom*
Hank: "Hey what's with your face?"
Connor: "I think an android has been murdered in this room."
Hank: "What the- Wait, hold on, what makes you think so?"
Connor: "Oh, wait. There's a high probability that's not what happened."
Hank: "And what do you think happened?"
Connor: "Someone got laid."
Hank: "Huh? Can you explain your thought processes?"
Connor: "Remember how I can see the traces of thirium even when it evaporates?"
Hank: "Yeah, what does- Oh. Okay, I think I get- Oh, fu-"
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@konami-code-ao3 you saw that previous post and thought about some insane angst potential. I saw your response and thought about this shitpost. You 🤝 Me
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borzoilover69 · 1 year
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Sup, my name's BORZOI. But you probably know me as THE GUY
THAT REALLY LIKES DIRKJAKE FOR SOME REASON. I enjoy READING, WRITING, and TALKING TO WALLS. I also enjoy ART on occasion, PHILOSOPHY, WORLDBUILDING and WATCHING MOVIES GOOD GOD DO I LOVE MOVIES.
On this account you can expect a LOT OF Dirkjake, meta takes, and rambles about homestuck.
For ART ranging from shitposts to jarring angst, go look at #borzoi art .
For META check out #homestuck meta or #borzoi meta
For PESTERLOGS, META, THOUGHTS and IDEAS about homestuck and how I think about it, (basically the entire buffet here folks, 4/5) check out #borzoi talks
You should also check out the #hs2:oot tag. Because its awesome.
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mewtwoandme · 3 months
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How'd you get Tumblr famous with your comic? I need advice
Oh I am the wroooong person to ask XD Also I don't consider myself "Tumblr famous." My comics' popularity have grown over the last few years, yeah, but I wouldn't say I'm where you're saying I am lol. MewtwoAndMe is well-known within the pokemon/mew/two community, but that's about it. Am I being too humble? Probably. Maybe my stuff is more popular than I think it is or what I give it credit for. But trust me, being this well known isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes, I miss when I started out as a small creator and wish I could go back to that...It's nice to have this many people enjoy my content and all, but I never asked for it, or even wanted to be this big, but overtime, it's something that just happens.
This isn't the first time I was asked this question, and I've ignored them all up until now, so forgive me if I sound a little annoyed, it's not at you personally, but I'm gonna be real with ya here ok? I'm speaking to everyone who reads this too.
I don't do what I do to be "Tumblr famous." I don't do what I do for the likes or to gain followers. I do this for fun, for me, cause I just want to.
When I first made this blog, I went into it with ZERO expectations! I didn't care if my blog blew up or took off. I just wanted to bring my creative imagination to life and share it with people. Adding another space to the Tumblr mew/two multiverse for yall to escape to when the real world gets to be too much. I like telling my stories filled with big psychic cats and sharing them with all of you. If I can make just one person laugh or cry (or both) with the comics I make, that's all I need. I don't care if it's only 10 people watching or 1,000+ Numbers mean nothing to me. I feel fulfilled knowing I can brighten someone's day with a shitpost or wholesome slice of life or keep them on the edge of their seat with angst.
So I'm sorry, but I don't really think there's any advice I can give you. I don't find the whole popularity and/or seeking people's validation thing important
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sexycornenthusiast · 17 days
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maybe im not going easy on you sorry <3
3 -Regina and Gretchen 13 - Karen 31 - Gretchen 42 - Regina and Cady 48 - Gretchen and Cady
3 - Obscure headcanon:
Regina has a thing for critically panned popular sitcoms. You'd think she'd jump at the chance to be a hater but no, this woman is out here trying to convince people the big bang theory is the greatest show ever made and she would almost succeed if she weren't so... herself
(once forced cady to watch an episode of south park and it nearly ended their friendship for good (not that I can blame her for it that show is ass))
Gretchen has the most weirdly in depth family history to me... Her mother was born in Buenos Aires and her father was born in London. I was gonna specify years but then remembered 2024 exists so uhhhh (they're in their 50s) She goes on trips to both of those places but she doesn't talk about Argentina in public because it's "not cool". Whenever she says anything weird she'll claim it's British slang. It never is <3
13- Dumbest thing they've ever done: In fifth grade Karen ate two quarters on a dare from Janis. As for the outcome of this, let's just say.. Hoptal <3
31 - Tumblr: Gretchen has a super aesthetic Tumblr where she posts poetry and moodboards and inspirational quotes and stuff like that and she has a custom blog theme she stayed up until 3 AM one night making and also she has a sideblog full of the most unhinged shitposts you've ever seen. She's reblogging the werewolf boyfriend pineapple post (iykyk) in broad daylight and she needs to be stopped.
42 - 3 comfort items:
Regina: Her photo albums bc she's not beating the sentimental allegations <3. A travel mirror (doesn't matter if there isn't a single human being around her, she will be on edge if she leaves the house without it). A Really Big Stick TM; not any specific one.. she just feels better when she's holding a weapon 😊.
Cady: I'm forever a Cady stuffed lion truther. Wears her mathlete jacket around bc it makes her feel like a person. Also she owns a machete <3 a fancy one.
48 - Scariest moment:
Gretchen: that time she went in the ocean as a kid and her foot touched some seaweed /j
Cady: Uhh the 15 seconds immediately following the bus. For an agonizingly long second she genuinely thought her teen angst bullshit had a body count and that was soul-crushing.
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cecilebutcher · 11 months
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Thank you Irene and Aubbie for the tags<3 I really appreciate it a shit ton.
Twst content spotlight
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@azulashengrottospiano Amazing, and I cannot stress this enough, AMZING octatrio content. Her writing style is so fucking amazing yet so simple? Go check her out she’s so fucking cool.
@axvwriter such a fantastic mind. Their oc Bobo is adorable and their art is even more adorable. The creatures they make are so fucking cool and awesome.
@twitchers-column a new blog made, but so far the stuff nem posts on their are just, chefs kiss. Not much on their but I see so much potential for it(I want to, uh, help with it).
@nem0-nee probably my newest moot but she is so sweet and her art is so fucking cool! Her Oc’s are so amazing and fantastic <3
@jemmidraws also new, I mean very new, but her art is so beautiful! Again not much posted but I highly recommend checking her out(her comms are open btw!)
@daily-trey posts amazingly accurate Trey content. They also respond to stuff as Trey by drawing them, my favorite post of theirs is the newest cater x Trey angst^^ (their comms are also open!)
@moonlit-midnight also writes amazing octatrio content. But they also write for other dorms like Diasomnia. Btw go check out their master list cause, it’s so fucking pretty? Like bro, that shit is so pretty and amazing.
@drdepper her art, gives me life. No no listen. The art style, the colors, the line art. I’m gobbling it up so hard. She’s also in love with Vil, don’t understand why, but Love listening to her talk about it.
@robo-milky her twst yuu is so fucking cute!! She’s so freaking talented, like tf? Girl, keep some talent for the rest of us T^T I wanna hold cloche is my hand like a small bird, ya feel me?
@altshin his twst yuu is so freaking chaotic it’s amazing 😭 his art style is so simple to me but still so gorgeous. Fellow photographer mc o7
@the-v-lociraptor everyone move it’s the creator of Castor and Pollux!! If you can’t tell I love those two twins with all my heart. Her art style is so much, that it becomes perfect.
@harunayuuka2060 while they do write for twst they also do obey me, and let me tell you they are always so fucking good!! Their writing style is Character A:….. Character B:……. It’s so fucking cool! Go check their blog out I always have fun with their stuff!!
@mintmoth they’re art style is so cute😭 my favorite Kalim artist in every single platform ever. The way they draw him makes me so happy!!
@malleusgethomeplz just posts twst shitposts. No really, that’s it, nothing more nothing less. But it still always brings me joy. They are also so stupid that it’s the best ever.
@egophiliac my favorite Lilia artist. They’re art is so unique. Like everyone move! It’s the the best Diasomnia artist is in town! Go check them out.
@oepionie I love love LOVE their writing the way they write scratches that one spot in the back of my brain. They’re writing style is so fucking gorgeous!
@blackopals-world she writes for various types of yuu. The way you can tell that she puts so much effort and love into her work is amazing, love her work so so much.
@siphoklansan sippy!! You think you’ve see great art with so much love in it? Ha yea right, you haven’t seen shit until you’ve checked my girl sippy out B) her oc’s are so fucking pretty and interesting, my personal favorite is my beloved Charin, I wanna give him a kissy kiss.
@ashipiko fellow ace kisser o7 she is so sweet and I just love her so fucking much like you have no idea. Her art style is so pretty like girl, you’re making me tear up with how gorgeous everything looks.
@ceruleancattail their themes give me life. It’s so fucking pretty and gorgeous and beautiful. Their art style is also, chef’s kiss, my personal favorite stuff is anything butler or/and yandere related<3 I will also continue to defend the kisser cater allegations with my life o7
@oheyfox Renny<3 best Jack Howl art there is, you won’t find any better then here folks! Her female first years ever. Her art style is so fucking pretty too!! Go check it out, this is a threat.
@shinysparklesapphires her art is so pretty with such interesting and incredible oc’s!! A beloved moot of mine<3
@terristre their art is so simple yet so fucking cute and adorable. I really like the way they draw the Twst characters. They’re comics are so freaking cool!!
@yuurei20 they technically analyze Twst characters and their relationships with other characters and more. It’s so interesting reading their works:0 I 10000% recommend everyone to check them out.
@dibbledoodle her yuu is a wine aunt without the wine and I am here for it. I fuckinh love her art style so much. I love the way she draws Leona he looks so stupid T^T
@revivemyreverie the way they draw, gives me life. They have so many oc’s and each one is more interesting then the last, I can’t decide who I love most. That’s a lie, it’s Vegas, it’ll forever be Vegas.
@del-thetiredwriter I love love love LOVE their mafia AU. Hello? Why is it so good? I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for the next chapter. I took inspiration from them while writing my own mafia AU, go check them out<3
@twistedchatterbox the creator of this amazing thing✨ she’s amazing and I love her writing so fucking much<3 tbh if it weren’t for her April collab I would’ve never had the courage to post twst content on here. So Rubia, from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much for everything. I owe all of this to you, Love you girl<3
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I originally was gonna put like 10 people but ended up putting waaay more😭 but you know what, I regret nothing. All these amazing people write and/or draw some of the best stuff ever. And I’m so fortunate to have come across their stuff because it is truly amazing<33
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yarrystyleeza · 9 months
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𝓨𝓾𝓷𝓪'𝓼 𝓽𝔀𝓸 𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓭
𝓯𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻
𝓬𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷
The moment I've been waiting for has finally come! As I indicated in the headline, I've reached 200 followers here on Tumblr, thank you all so much, this truly means a lot to me, also thank you for the feedback I always got on my works and even my random shitposts! <3
and to celebrate this very important and remarkable life event— I had planned a sleepover celebration which consists of games, questions, asks, and of course, requests! <3
The sleepover will be a week long, from September 15th till the 21st of the same month where you can submit asks and requests!
As for games, I have a list of them!
Kiss/Marry/Kill: you give me three characters and I will sort each one in one of these categories! (make it hard for me)
This or That: you give me two things/characters and I get to choose one that suits me better! (for example: night owl or early bird?)
make an assumption: you literally make an assumption about me and I either prove it or deny it!
never have I ever: you ask me about things I did or didn't do!
exchanged ships: you basically give me a character that you find as my significant other, and I will give you a character in exchange and why I think it's the perfect character for you!
Q&A: you can ask me about anything, whether it's my favorite food or even what fabrics do I prefer to wear, ask whatever you want!
Girly talks: just talk to me about any girly topic you want and we'll establish a good conversation! Let's talk about books or authors, favorite poetry pieces, maybe movies we loved in our childhood, or even your favorite outfits back when you were a 10 year old! Literally anything!
Rate my music taste: give me a song/artist and I will rate it from 1 (absolute flop) to 10 (total banger)! — (this is absolutely done just for fun).
I wanna write you a song: start with a phrase and we will make a totally original song together in the reblogs!
Note on prohibited things that I won't be doing or answering:
No nsfw/dirty asks, writing requests or questions, it's uncomfortable for me, and it's an all-ages-friendly celebration. No further elaboration, please respect this. <3
AND FINALLY, THE REQUESTS!
As for writing requests, I will be taking fluff/angst/violence (blood and gore—due to the nature of the characters I write for) x female!reader requests only. And of course you can request the prompt you desire. <3
As for the characters, here's a list of the fictional men that I would be writing for:
Matt Murdock/Daredevil
Tristan Thorn
Michael Kinsella
Daryl Dixon
(might consider writing for other Charlie Cox/Norman Reedus characters. example: Ian Hamilton, Henry the vampire, Scud, Murphy MacManus, etc.)
You can ask for prompt included in this list or ones you come up with yourself:
Intimate moments
Gestures that make me feel love
Romantic rainy day prompts
gentle things that makes me fall harder in love
fluffy comforting/sick dialogue prompts
lighthearted first kiss scenarios
Sparring prompts
Forced proximity prompts
Date prompts masterpost
Note that I will be tagging the fic requests with #yuna's 2h sleepover celebration so that they're all sorted there, but they will be sorted in my main masterlist as regular requests! <3
tagging my moots to spread the word sorry for being a little too annoying hehe (and I tried to tag as much as possible but my memory is messing around with me I'm sorry if I forgot anyone) @v4leoftears @remonemo @fizanotfeeza @netflixmatt @bellaxgiornata @farfromstrange @itwasthereaminuteago @loveroftoomanyfandoms @little-miss-dilf-lover @tongueofcat @mattmurdockscox @courtforshort15 @chvoswxtch @mattmurdocksscars @kal-0n @murc0ck @babygrlmurdock @galaxies-and-moons-and-cox @acharliecoxedfan @mindidjarin @she-likesorchids @munsonownsmyass @saintmurd0ck @murdocklorian @abbyhaslongshorts @theradioactivespidergwen @softasawhisper @peterman-spideyparker @mattmurdocksstarlight @netflixmatt-main
That's basically everything I have for my first sleepover celebration, feel free to submit your requests and games anytime! Thank you for coming to my sleepover tonight! <3
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bakubunny · 5 months
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yet another shitpost with a long list of fic ideas that rot in my head but i’ll probably never get around to writing. 😪😔
fandoms: bnha, sk8, ffxiv, jjk
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kaoru x self insert oc. she’s got a whole backstory and everything. mostly fluff but also 🫣 we know how i feel abt my pretty princess. (rail me.)
daddy!kojiro. i feel like sk8 fans will know this doesn’t need an explanation.
matcha blossom x f!reader. again, self explanatory.
kiri x chubby reader with a size kink. it’s still sitting in my drafts with a beginning written out but yeah. kiri and size kink just flusters me a lot.
size queen destroyer kiri. he’s got major frat boy/fuck boy vibes. if i’m honest, i was antisocial in college. so i have no clue where i’d start aside from perv!bakusquad trying to set reader up with him. reader finds out how big he is before they’re introduced. bonus points for chubby reader but i might be too selfish/unrealistic on that one.
wolgraha soulmate/hanahaki fic. probably set in shb, but maybe post ew to lower the angst and tension a bit for my own sanity. unsure if they’d end up together or not but now crystal exarch and wol have two reasons they’re actively dying. 💀
another emetwol soulmate au also set in shb, but this time it’s openly known to each other when they meet bc (insert story explanation i’m not sharing). enemies to lovers bc frankly that’s the only way that pairing would ever have a chance in hell.
denki telling you to “use that freaky toy” on video call while he’s on a mission. i think @neon-gothicc has already started it though.
katsuki eating chubby reader out for the first time in their relationship. he’s almost begging for it. it’s deep in my drafts but tbqh i struggle with writing this kinda stuff so i typically don’t.
shinso x praise kink!reader. i’ve got a solid idea for it but never have the motivation.
special mention: size queen destroyer kats. 🫢
tw: dark content, etc. beyond this point
daddy!shota x bunny!reader in general, but in the specific fic i’m thinking of, there’s rope bondage involved. need i say more?
alpha!shota x omega!reader and becoming his mate. bonus points if it fleshes out the whole “alpha offices with relief rooms” idea.
werewolf!shota, maybe bunny!reader bc i’m self indulgent 🙄 but mostly just werewolf!shota.
more werewolf!kats and/or werewolf!eiji. i’m aching for it but also i get flustered just thinking about it so it never happens.
daddy!shota x piss kink!reader. no i won’t elaborate at this time. 😰
fauxcest dad bf!char (toji or geto tbh) x reader.
yes, i could continue, but i won’t. here’s to hoping some day i’ll get to a handful of these.
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shitpost gremlins: @dcsiremc @bookcluberror @zazter-den @i-literally-cant-with-this @r4td0lll @naughtygobbo
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notsodaily-mother · 13 days
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INTRO POST
hi, this is @pkmoth :D!! i've been thinking about making a blog like this for a little bit and finally decided to jump the gun and just do it!! now, ideally i'll try to post daily as a challenge to myself, but i'm not gonna push myself too hard to be strict about it. this is just for fun, and i don't wanna end up stressing myself out :)
REQUESTS/ASKS OPEN!
the more ideas i have to draw, the better!! it'll keep the account alive lol and, though this isn't officially an askblog, feel free to ask the characters questions!! (info on what i will/might/won't draw under the cut)
THINGS I WILL DRAW:
memes/shitposts/redraws
ships (i'm mainly a clausten shipper, but i'll try my best to draw your ship if requested :3)
aus
angst/mild blood
THINGS I MIGHT DRAW:
crossovers (more likely if i know the other source material)
mother series ocs
THINGS I WON'T DRAW:
nsfw (duh)
minor x adult (also duh)
kumatora ships (girl deserves all the love but due to her age being ambiguous i personally don't really feel comfortable shipping her with anyone, sorry!)
extreme gore (just not my thing)
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jackwolfes · 5 months
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For the AU ask game: Wesper, but make it a Greek myth
[AU ask game]
pjo au UHH ok a lot of things jump to mind 👀 i feel like if i were realistically doing this i wouldn't do a like for like retelling but i'd smush together a lot of vibes and hope for the best? because that is who i am as a writer
smth smth eros & psyche because that's my favourite (not because it fits wesper per se but work with me) wherein wesper are engaged/married under the condition that they don't ever see each other
there's probably a very tender/emotionally loaded "can't see each other" sex scene in the dark but also maybe blindfolds? who knows
i think jesper would be the young prince that thinks he can cheat a god and gets caught trying to sneak a peek
i think it'd be less "you broke your vow" and more "i'm now terrified of my father realising i've done something i shouldn't" that makes wylan run & then smth smth sweet make up (or? more angst)
idk if i'd make wylan an actual god or a demigod but because i'm a walking shitpost i'd probably name the fic "demigod's beauty" (badum tss)
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themeridian · 9 months
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HI I EXIST AND YOU DO TOO!
So here’s why I think I’m amazing and you should too
~Like however many things about me as I can think~
•I’ve been listening to redacted audio since February and I’m caught up on everything(ish)
•I’m a musical theatre person and I’ve been in 23 shows I’ve been doing this since I was 6
•I am a homosexual (pansexual [I think?])
•my slogan is “be gay, do drugs, hail satan”/hj it’s a really good song tho!!
•Fatherless😎
•I listen to a lot of TV girl and girl in red
•I say gender is above me when I cry about it at 3:00am
•Constant one or two aesthetics? Who’s she?
•I came here for Redacted Audio content was was not disappointed!!
•As of right now I'm playing Viviane in Legally Blonde!
•I have a collection of squishmellows and also little crystal Mushrooms
•my life goal is to move to NYC and become a broadway actor
•Taylor Swift hater and proud of it(I don’t like her music and find her annoying but at least he doesn’t have a shit ton of autotune)
•I have a Spotify where I made playlists for redacted audio characters(almost all of them, I still edit them all the the time) and other playlists! acc name: ASH! ^_−☆
~What I know/like~
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•Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss
•WILL WOOD
•RTC, Heathers(both the movie and musical), Hamilton, Les Miserables, Mean Girls(both the movie and musical), etc.
•Lana Del Rey,Mitski,TV girl, etc.
•Steven Universe
•Stars
•Music in general(if you find my Spotify, PLEASE hmu with songs that u think I might like)
~My kinlist(Redacted and hazbin/helluva characters)~
•Freelancer(I’m still in school and I’m a trauma sponge too, also similar personalities, too much to name)
•Damien(overachiever, “gifted child”, mommy and daddy issues, gay)
•Angel/Guy(absolute chaos gremiln and certified vine quoter)
•Bright Eyes(ik their gone but I kin them so much it’s painful!! I take the blame for too much shit and I’m a scapegoat(kinda) and I’m rlly reckless)
•Tank/Darlin’(got into some bad situations because of people I’ve been around, impulsive, don’t ask for help enough)
•Angel Dust(preformer, jokes to cover truth, ✨trauma✨)
•Fizzarolli(preformance anxieties, always having to be at my best, "i have to be fine")
~things that I’ll dump on here~
•headcannons(probably a lot of headcannons lol)
•shitposts(random pictures that I found on Pinterest and gave context to)
•Those blank chart thingys(filled in with characters)
•fanfics(rarely,if I have the motivation)
•brain dumps/word vomits after an angst/lore/reverse comfort videos(panic hours)
All will be redacted audio content unless I’m feeling a bit different and yeah!
Thank you for reading and being here!
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