#this is an old draft

[m0on-shro0m]

Crowley and Angelcakes would be amazing and silly grandpas like imagine them being grandpas I mean there was that one rich president brat but nah I just want goofy greabdpasnt in like haven awake

[magicaii]

I like meronia because they truly complete each other in all the possible ways, but they’re not exactly soulmates.

People who know me know that I’m not usually fond of the trope of destiny, finding your way to your true love effortlessly in each lifetime and the next until the end of time. One of my friends mentioned that my perception of meronia seemed to aptly describe soulmates, too, but I disagree. I think that they fit together so well that it makes their lack of chemistry even more disastrous, and the unfortunate clashes of their personalities and where they stood far more heartbreaking than it normally would. Everything about them as individuals screams at them to run both to each other and away from the concept as a whole, before it catches up and digs its infallible claws in. You can be complete, says the mind. But you crave individuality, says pride.

People have pointed out that suggesting two people “complete” each other insinuates that they weren’t whole to begin with, and can only find true worth with another person. I don’t mean to argue that Near or Mello is only half a person when they’re not with the other. When you’re on your own for long enough you make do, you grow into your own. That doesn’t necessarily mean you haven’t had something brutally ripped away from you before you got to make it a part of you.

Ultimately, I think the term “soulmates” was made to describe two people who are naturally drawn to each other and align so perfectly it’s miraculous, but that’s not really them. Mello is nothing if not a fugitive. And in another life, I think he could’ve eventually run back to Near. And maybe through trial and error and trial and error they could’ve make something out of it, something that lasts even with its imperfections and shaky foundation. But that’s another life, and not this one, because in this one Mello never came back, and the universe doesn’t care.

But even with the universe not in their favor and everything lined up against them, they still aligned, they still connected, and they still made something out of nothing, together. And I think there’s a certain beauty in making do with what you have. There’s something special about finding someone when it was never in the universe’s plans for you and realizing what falls in between is something so special and intimate even god failed to take it into account.

[twilight-zoned-out]

Captain America: Civil War was my favorite MCU film for the longest time but rewatching it recently made me sad. There’s so much needless fighting. I remember watching it in theaters and it was such a satisfying follow-up to Age of Ultron because it actually had weight to it, but I also remember getting out of the theater and realizing that no, Avengers 3 would not have all the Avengers together. There was a rumor floating around at the time of Age of Ultron that in the third Avengers film they’d face off with the Guardians of the Galaxy, and that blew my mind. Then Civil War came out, and THAT blew my mind, but if they didn’t get together at the end of Civil War, how could they face the Guardians together? Civil War saved the MCU, but it also kind of broke it. It was the beginning of the end of the arc, and it was the first Marvel film where nobody won and nothing was resolved.

[theblackphone-incorrectquotes]

Robin: Finney's so pretty. Like I don't even mean it that way, I just wanna preserve an image of his face until the end of time—

Vance: Robin.

Robin: Not that I don't like him, I do like him but he definitely doesn't like me. I mean have you seen that girl he—

Vance: I don't fucking care.

[mydemonsyourangels]

kinn is like this super tough mafia boss guy who doesn’t kiss the guys he sleeps with and says badass shit like “people say i’m more like my mum” before shooting someone in the head without hesitating but he is also just someone who wants to be loved so badly and grew up with dreams to be a singer and says shit like “would you like me if you were a girl?” to his crush 

[lyralit]

Hii, I like your blog a lot and I was wondering if you could do (or share if you already have done one) prompts for "exes meeting again" and is all tense because they didn't break up amicably

"...oh. it's you."

"I'm sorry, do I know you?"

the shuffling-who-goes-which-way in an empty hallway

they're with their new partner

"is that my shirt?"

ordering food on a date and the other is the waiter who knows what they always get

"I'm sorry...do you two know each other?" "no." "unfortunately."

"nice to meet you!" "we've met...mark, remember me? you broke up in a text!"

[goddammitjosef]

a while ago i started smashing my head against everything imaginable mostly walls repeatedly and that might have caused some form of mild brain damage but its ok im just junot-coded

[strandedcrow]

huge day for the crow strandedcrow community

[pacificwaternymph]

The tragedy behind Superhero AU Scott and Xornoth was that their bond was doomed from the start.

Scott was only a kid when it started happening, just on the cusp of turning thirteen. When Xornoth started spiraling down a darker and darker path.

Someone once asked him what living with the biggest supervillain in the city had been like. It was asked in a joking manner, and he did laugh with them, but he still answered honestly.

It was terrifying. But not for the reason most people assumed.

He denied it to himself for years, but looking back... he knew he was losing them even before they went completely off the rails.

Nothing he said ever seemed to get through to them. When he tried to reach out his hand was violently slapped away. It felt like every attempt to grab on to the remains of what they still had only served to drive the wedge between the two of them further.

And he still tried so hard. He did everything his brother asked. He became a supervillain at their request, he fought by their side, he agreed with everything they did and said even if he secretly hated it, he was loyal to the end, and it still wasn't enough.

He was asked to carry an impossible burden for Xornoth, and when he buckled under the weight that no one, much less a child, should bear, he took it as a sign of his own failure.

It was hard, staring at the face that had raised him and once loved him beyond compare, watching as it was slowly contorted into something, someone malicious and cruel.

[tegr1dy]

never not thinking about them… some time in high school kenny starts a stick n poke tattoo business out of the boys bathrooms which butters patronizes simply because he’s curious and feeling rebellious that day. he only asks for like a gayass tiny heart or star or something on his ankle but even that is so bad guys kenny literally got his tattoo kit off amazon & has no experience so it looks like shit. and yes it does get infected and half of it peels off. no refunds.

stan and kyle would agree (kyle reluctantly) to get something matching as a token of their friendship but while stan is getting his butters comes up to kyle and proudly shows him how his tattoo turned out and kyle is like yeah no fucking way am i allowing kenny anywhere near my skin with a needle & just peaces the fuck out and leaves stan there

[miserye]

[gremlin-pattie]

melatonin vampire that sucks the melatonin out of your body and immediately passes out

[bxti]

"you have to practice the skill you want to get better at"

"yeah i know"

"all the people you look up to spend hunderds of hours at this skill"

"yeah lol"

"so go practice it"

"no"

[mydemonsyourangels]

Mew in ep 1: i'm taking my time figuring out what i want from a relationship

Mew in ep 4: if you promise to stop doing cocaine I'll give you a handjob 🥺👉👈

Mew in ep 8: I AM DOING COCAINE AND KISSING MY BEST FRIEND IN FRONT OF YOU

[mocha-teaa]

old oc artwork :D

[mysticalsoot]

i love joe goldsmith with my whole heart

wilbur has been kind enough to share his space in my brain with him

it's very nice

he's being nice for once