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nanaloveswo-men · 2 years

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piece of cake - erling haaland

pairing: erling haaland x brazilian fem!reader

summary: it’s your birthday party when your friends decided to tease you by asking to who you’re going to give the first piece of your birthday cake, bringing up the brazilian tradition where the birthday girl gives the first piece of the cake to the person she loves the most

warnings: fluffy, swearing, just a bit of mature language

author notes: just an ideia i had because of a dream. I’m not a native english speaker, so i’m sorry if there is any kind of error.

word count: 1,1k

“so, i’m the one you love the most.”

Everything was good, you were with your best friends and with your sweet boyfriend, nothing could go wrong, right? Wrong.

After the birthday song, you were ready to finally cut the cake you’ve been dying the whole night to taste.

Your bestie baked the cake herself, and since the morning, she’s been telling you about how excited she was for your birthday, and how she put all of her energy into baking the most perfect and delicious cake this world could see.

You totally agreed with her, because now, when you were seeing the final piece, you could confirm that the cake was beuatiful. The light pink glacé was perfectly spread along the round surface, and the strawberries on the top were the final touch.

“I love it! Thank you so much!”

You said excited, and your bestie could only smile with your happiness. Haaland was by your side, his eyes shining just from seeing your happy face, for him, moments like this were precious.

“Can i cut it now?” you asked, already bored with all the photos your friends had already taken of the cake. “No!” your bestie screamed “We need to take pictures of you and Haaland, so don’t you dare to make any move!”

You rolled your eyes, being honest, the only thing you wanted was to eat the fucking cake, but when you saw Erling’s puppy eyes, excited for taking pictures with you, your mind changed completely.

“Ok, i will do it, but not because you asked” you felt your cheeks heating up “Yeah, yeah, everyone know why you are being obedient” your male friend teased, and you just gave him the middle finger.

On the other side, Haaland was red like a tomato, his cheeks were burning from shame. Your friends were always teasing you and him like that, but Haaland could never get used to it. “Just ignore them, babe” you said, trying to get your boyfriend back to his normal skin color.

Erling and you posed for like, fifteen minutes, making all the poses your friends asked you to, some of them were actually good and cute, but others were just stupid.

“Ok, that’s enough!” you screamed after your bestie suggested one pose that was a lit bit pornographic. “Let’s eat the cake”.

“Do you need help love?” Erling asked when he saw you getting the knife “Nop, thank you” you denied his offer.

The smile on your face was one of the biggest Haaland had ever seen, and he could only imagine how special this day was for you.

One of your friends was recording everything, from the moment you grabbed the knife, to the moment where you finally cut the cake with the most childish smile possible, and after.

You put the fresh piece into the plate near to you, and just like a proud mom, you lift the plate, showing to everyone what you just did.

“That’s amazing darling” Erling said, also looking like a proud dad “I know, i’m incredible” you teased.

You were going to cut another piece of the cake, when your bestie appeared from nowhere, looking at you with a smirk. “Well, you know, we’re not in Brazil, but i think we should keep our traditions” she started to talk, and just from the beggining of her sentence, you already knew that you wouldn’t like when she was finished.

“I don’t know what you’re planning devil, but I don’t want to hear” you tried to end this situation, but she just ignored you.

“Who’s going to receive the first piece of the cake?” she was looking between you and Haaland. “It should be the birthday girl, right?” Erling said kind of confused, not understanding why you looked so shy suddenly.

“Fuck off, i’m not doing this” you tried to look rough, but everyone at the party knew that you were ashamed.

All the attention was on you, including Erling’s attention.

You didn’t want to do this because you knew that all of your friends would tease you about this for at least forever, but because of the pressure, and because of Erling pretty shine eyes, you shyly handed the plate with the piece of cake to him.

“Take it, it’s for you” you said making Haaland more confused “What is all of this?” he asked, not sure if he should take the cake or not “Just take, i can explain it to you later”.

When Erling was finally with the cake in hands, everyone started celebrating, some of your friends even faking a cry.

“I hate all of you” was your speech.

After some hours, the party was finally over, and now you and Erling were just laying in bed, you on top of him, with your head in the crock of his neck while his hand was carissing your naked back.

“Do you mind to explain what was the whole thing with the cake?” he said looking down to you.

You sighed.

“It’s kind of a stupid thing, but in Brazil we have a tradition” Haaland stoped his actions to show that he was paying attention. “And what, love?” he encouraged “It’s a tradition where you give the first piece of the birthday cake to the person you love the most, it’s more like a child thing, but some people take it really serious” you explained.

Erling was laughing, and you looked at him with a shock face, but with the sound of his laug, your expression quickly changed, a smile surging.

“Well, this is actually really cute” he said changing your positions, now he was on top of you, his arms on the side of your head “Honestly, i tought it was something much worse, coming from your friends”

Now was your time to laugh.

“I can’t blame you, they are really terrible” you agreed with Haaland.

In the position you two were, you could perfectly view Erling’s face, so you did.

“So, i’m the one you love the most.” he said teasing, and you couldn’t help but roll your eyes “Please, don’t start with this shit too” you begged “Nah, c’mon, just admit that you love me more than anything else”

You wanted to smack the smirk out of his face, but you liked his face too much for this.

“And boost your ego? No, thank you” you weren’t giving what he wanted this easy “Well, then I think I need to make you admit it”.

One second later Erling was all over you, his hands, his lips, his body. No need to say that in the morning you had admited it at least a thousand times.

In Erling’s next birthday, he gave to you the first piece of his cake.

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oscpaistry · 2 years

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Teasing.

(THIS GIF IS MAKING ME FEEL SO USHY GUSHY😭🤌🏼😵‍💫)

Both of you were at a party. Virgil and you were dressed nicely. You wore the perfect outfit to tease him. Tight, short red dress. Just goes over your ass, alot of cleavage showing as well. You came downstairs and asked Virgil to clasp your necklace shut. Your make up was perfect, wearing the dress, beuatiful heels.

"Could you clasp this real quick love?" You asked while sitting on his lap. You grab your hair when you heard Virgil mumble a okay. You stand up and bend down to kiss him. Showing more and more cleavage as u bend down. His eyes looking at your chest.

"My lips are here, pretty boy." You said while cupping his face and you feel him smile at your lips.

"C'mon, were gonna be late if you stare to long handsome" while putting on your jacket you feel his hands snake up your hips.

"Y/n, you look... Wauw" Virgil said while grabbing the keys. You wink and smile at him. How could any man be so sweet and kind to you. You loved him so much. You didnt deserve such a nice man.

-At the party-

You were grinding your ass against Virgil at the dance floor. You felt his hands glued to your hips and swaying them left to right against his groin. You were out of breath and left him there to get a drink.

"Two Vodka and Coke please!" You asked the bartender nicely. He made it in a minute, you thanked him, grabbed the two drinks and went to Virgil who was sitting in a busy booth. You hand him the drink and went to sit on his lap. You adjust a few times just to tease Virgil. He loved and hated it at the same time. His hand firmly grabbing your thigh to signal to stop. You stop and tune in to the conversation he had with a few other people.

After bending over to "re-tie you heel lace" a few times he whispered into your ear. "Are you trying to tease me Y/n? Because it is definitely working." As you felt his boner underneath you. He stood up and he held you close infront of him to not show his boner to the others. You both said your goodbyes. Once again. You bend over to kiss your girlfriends goodbye. You push a little backwards onto his boner and a low groan left his lips. You both left and sat in the car. The ride home was not silent.

"What is the reason?" He said, gripping onto the steering wheel.

"Reason?" You replied with an innocent look on your face.

"The dress, sitting on my lap at home, at the party, grinding against me while dancing, grinding on my lap while have a conversation with the others, bending over on my lap. Did you want me to fuck you infront of everybody Y/n? Because if you wanted that, you couldve said so. I wouldve gladly do so." He said while stopping the car in the driveway.

"Cant i doll myself up and have fun with my handsome husband?" You replied. And with that he opened his car door, went to your door and opened it. He took your hand and basically dragged you inside. He took you up to the bedroom and there he took off your dress and he destroyed you.

I made this in fucking 25min🤭.

Tiktok: @virgilcentral

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writingwhimsey · 7 months

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Married to the Enemy- Shingen Ch. 7

Chapter 7

After getting myself calmed down, Shingen and I headed to the banquet which was being held in the main hall. My cheeks were still a little red…but well I hadn’t been expecting Shingen to kiss the top of my head like that! It had been such a sweet and affectionate gesture. Noy to mention, he kept my hand in his as we walked towards the banquet.

“I hope you are looking forward to this banquet tonight, Ava.” Shingen said.

I smiled at him, hoping the pink on my cheeks was enough to pass as just being a healthy amount of color. “I am. I always had fun at the banquets in Azuchi.”

“I will see to it you have even more fun.” Shingen replied, smiling warmly.

We soon reached the door to the main hall and Shingen was sliding it open. When we walked in, I was a bit surprised. At Azuchi the banquets, while casual still held a bit of a formal air about them. Everyone had their spots, sitting by rank…pretty much how they sat for war councils. Here everyone was in little pockets of loose groups and there appeared to be no rhyme or reason to it. Everyone seemed to sit where they wanted to.

“We don’t have any kind of formality here, whatsoever.” Shingen said, as if reading my thoughts from my face.

I smiled. “I can see that…I like that.”

Shingen led me around the room, introducing me to a few more of his vassals that were scattered about the room. They were all rather friendly and polite. We soon came to a spot where Kenshin, Sasuke, Kanetsugu, Yukimura, Saki, and Sasuke were seated along with another man I had yet to meet.

The man I had yet to meet, smiled at me as we sat down. He had dark hair which was in a ponytail hanging over his shoulder and a beauty mark under his chin. He had a rather relaxed and yet ethereal air about him.

“Ava, I want you to meet my cousin, Yoshimoto.” Shingen introduced us. “Yoshimoto, this is my wife Ava.”

Yoshimoto smiled at me as he looked me up and down. “What a lovely kimono. Truly a work of art.”

I felt my cheeks flushing. Though I know he was complimenting my clothes…it was still the way he was looking at me…and well I was wearing the kimono. “Thank you.”

“See, aren’t you glad I told you to wear that kimono, Ava?” Saki teased me.

“Did you style her hair as well?” Yoshimoto asked. “It’s simple yet elegant and compliments her face very well.”

It was Saki’s turn to blush now. “I did. I also did her makeup.”

“You did such a lovely job.” Yoshimoto praised. “You did well bringing out her natural beuaty.”

Saki giggled and blushed. “Well, thank you, my lord.”

Yukimura was rolling his eyes. “I don’t know why you two are getting so giggly and blushy over his dumb comments.”

Saki turned to Yukimura with a frown. “Because it’s nice to hear nice things from people.” She answered. “How can you be so dense?”

Kenshin sat looking bored as he downed a cup of sake. “I knew bringing women into this castle would be a bad idea.” He said.

“I think they bring a breath of fresh air into the castle. It has always needed a woman’s touch around here.” Shingen said.

“Surely there are maids and others around the castle.” I replied.

“Yes, but they leave me alone.” Kenshin said. “They do their jobs and stay out of my way.”

“Don’t let Kenshin’s sour disposition bother you.” Shingen assured me. “He’ll be better once he’s had more sake.”

“Don’t forget his pickled plums.” Sasuke added.

Soon trays of food were being set before us. Shingen’s was piled high with sweets. I had a few sweets on my tray, but had several other dishes as well. “This smells and looks delicious.” I said. “I still don’t understand how you can eat so many sweets, Shingen. If I ate that many my stomach would be killing me.”

“I just really enjoy my favorite things.” Shingen replied with a shrug.

“Your wife is right though.” Yukimura spoke up. “It wouldn’t kill you to eat more like she does. You know, like normal people.”

“I guess I could cut back.” Shingen said, lifting a hand and stroking his chin in thought. Then a puckish grin came across his face as he turned those gray eyes to me. “You will help me with that, won’t you Ava?”

“I mean, if you’re wanting me to help you, I guess I can.” I replied. “Though I’m not sure exactly what I can do to help.”

Shingen grinned at me. He was then taking my hand in one of his, while using his other to push his tray away towards Yukimura. “Here, Yuki take this away from me.”

Yukimura eyed his lord skeptically, but did as Shingen requested. He was then bringing him a tray that had a more balanced plate on it.

I looked at mine and Shingen’s joined hands, wondering just what he was up to. “Shingen…”

Shingen looked at me, his eyes warm and an easy smile on his face. “Yes, Ava?”

“What exactly is your plan?” I asked, looking pointedly at our joined hands.

“You’ll see.” Shingen replied. He was then taking a bite of his food, seemingly enjoying it, but he also made a face. “It’s good, but I really do need something sweet to balance it out.” He was then bringing my hand up to place a kiss on the back.

I felt a spark where his warm lips touched my skin and a pleasant tingling sensation worked its way up my arm. “O-oh…wait…am I…now your something sweet?”

Shingen grinned at me. “Beautiful and brilliant.” He said. “Yes, in order to cut back on how many sweets I eat, I’ll just have to steal a kiss every time a craving hits me.”

“Ugh, I should have known he’d do something like this.” Yukimura grumbled. He was then pushing the tray of sweets back towards Shingen. “Here! I’d rather see you eat too many sweets than flirting with your wife.”

Saki was smacking Yukimura on the shoulder. “Oh let them flirt.” She said.

“Them? I don’t see Ava doing anything other than turning into a tomato.” Yukimura countered.

This only made me turn even redder. And while Shingen had accepted his tray, he hadn’t let go of my hand…not that I was complaining. With my free hand, I reached for my sake cup, taking a sip trying to hide my embarrassment.

“I think we should find something else to talk about.” Sasuke said.

“Yes before I get bored and kill all of you.” Kenshin declared.

“Lord Kenshin…” Sasuke said.

“I don’t blame our lord.” Kanetsugu said, refilling Kenshin’s cup.

We all chatted for a while longer, there was more teasing and joking that went on as the banquet went on. I found myself drinking a bit more of my sake than I normally would have…purely out of embarrassment. Shingen continued to hold my hand throughout the banquet, bringing it to his lips every so often and not touching his tray of sweets.

After a while Shingen leaned in to whisper in my ear. “Would you like to get some fresh air, Ava?” He asked, the fingertips of his free hand brushing against my flushed cheeks…which were from a combination of the alcohol and the intoxicating presence that was Shingen.

A pleasant shiver ran down my spine, but I nodded. “Y-yes…”

Shingen turned to everyone else. “We’re going to step out for a bit and get some air. We’ll see you all later.” He said before standing up and then offering me his hand.

I placed my hand in his and allowed him to help me up. I had more to drink than I thought as I was unsteady on my feet. I could feel myself teetering and that was when I felt a strong arm wrap around my waist.

“Don’t worry I’ve got you.” Shingen said to me as he steadied me. Once he was sure I was secure, we started to walk away, his arm still around me.

We made our way outside and were soon standing in a lovely garden. The cool night air was a blessing on my heated cheeks. Shingen led me to a bench that was beside a reflecting pond and helped me to sit down before taking the seat beside me.

I took in a deep breath of the night air. “It is a beautiful night.” I said as I looked around the garden.

“It is.” Shingen agreed. “Thank you for agreeing to come out here with me.”

“Do you like the garden?” I asked.

“It is a pleasant place to be.” Shingen agreed. “But…also I was just being a bit selfish.”

“How so?” I asked, my brow furrowing in confusion.

Shingen smiled as he lifted a hand to caress my cheek. “Because I enjoy seeing this adorable look on your face, but I am not fond of sharing it with anyone else.”

I felt my breath catch at his words. I could tell by the light in his gray eyes that he was completely sincere right now. “And here I thought you…were just trying to be considerate of me.” I teased after a moment.

Shingen chuckled. “Well, there is that too. I thought you could use some fresh air.”

I smiled at him before turning my gaze back to the sky above us, a beautiful crescent moon and a blanket of millions of brilliant stars illuminating the night sky. We sat there in companionable silence for a few moments, both of us just enjoying the night together. Though of course, now was a perfect time to get to know more about Shingen.

“I hope you don’t mind, but I’ve already spoken with Kenshin and the castle seamstresses. They are all in agreement that you would be a welcome addition. I can introduce you tomorrow.” Shingen said before I had the chance to ask him anything.

“Oh, I would love that!” I said, an excited smile on my face. “Thank you, Shingen!”

“Anything to see that beautiful smile.” Shingen replied. “Perhaps after that we can go out on the town. I’ll show you around and if there are any sewing notions you need, we can get them.”

“Oh, we don’t have to do the shopping…but going out does sound nice.” I replied. “I believe you did mention some bakeries and good tea houses here when we had our first date.”

Shingen grinned. “We could indeed visit some of those.” He agreed. “But if we walk around the shops and you see something you need we can still get it.”

I giggled. “I don’t think I should need anything, but I don’t mind walking around town with you.”

“I am happy that my lovely wife is so willing to spend time with me.” Shingen said, smiling at me.

“Well…you are pleasant company.” I replied. I was starting to feel nice and warm and fuzzy…a bit sleepy from the sake I had consumed and some of my defenses were down more than they normally would be. I ended up leaning my head against Shingen’s shoulder…very firm and broad shoulder.

“Are you getting tired, Ava?” Shingen asked, his velvety voice warm.

“Mmm…maybe a little.” I answered. “But…I’m not ready to go to bed yet.”

“Alright.” Shingen replied, moving so that his arm was around me and my head was on his chest as I rested against his side.

“You know…I was really nervous before our wedding.” I said, the alcohol pulling my honest thoughts from me. “I…I was scared of what you might be like. I mean…a man doesn’t get known as a tiger for being cuddly and all.”

Shingen chuckled lightly, but nodded. “I can see how that would be scary.” He said. “How do you feel now?”

“I feel…like I got lucky with you.” I answered. “You’re kind and warm…very warm.” I was nestling into his side further now, enjoying the warmth of his body. “Letting things go at a pace I’m comfortable with and…making sure I can still work…it’s nice.”

“I am glad that I was able to dispel your fears then.” Shingen said, his voice sincere.

“What about you?” I asked. “What were you thinking…before we got married? Were…were you curious about me or concerned?”

“I would think you could tell I was curious.” Shingen answered with a chuckle.

“Hmm, you did intentionally run into me the day before.” I replied. “What were you thinking about me…after that run in?”

“That I was a lucky man to get to marry such a beautiful woman.” Shingen answered. “And perhaps I did some more looking into you before that even.”

“What do you mean?” I asked, turning my head to look up at Shingen.

“I asked Yukimura and Sasuke about you, since I knew they were your friends.” Shingen answered. “And I did ask around Azuchi about you. Everyone was quite taken with their kind princess. Not one person had a bad thing to say about you.”

I felt my cheeks heating up. “Oh…”

“And so once again, I was happy to learn I was a lucky man.” Shingen said once again.

“Now you’re just making me blush…” I said, looking away abashed.

We sat there for a while longer, looking up at the moon and enjoying the silence. I could feel myself relaxing further into Shingen. “I think you might be ready for bed, Ava.” Shingen said.

“Mmm…I think you might…be right.” I replied around a yawn.

Shingen helped me to my feet once again and then walked me back to my room. We were soon standing outside my door. “Have pleasant dreams, Ava.” Shingen said, bringing both of my hands up to his lips and placing a kiss on each hand.

I felt a warm tingly sensation flowing from my hands and up my arms at the touch of his lips. As I looked into his eyes, I was overcome by a strong desire. Shingen was constantly showing me affection…I had the urge to show him some as well. He had shown me so much tonight.

“I had fun tonight and I look forward to our day tomorrow.” I said and quickly leaned close, stretching up to place a kiss on his cheek. “Goodnight, Shingen.”

Shingen’s gray eyes went wide, but a slow smile spread across those handsome lips. “Goodnight, Ava.” He replied, leaning in to kiss my forehead.

I felt tingly down to my toes and a giddy smile worked its way across my face as I turned to walk into my room. I had been extra sleepy…but now I felt that I might have a harder time getting to sleep than I thought.

Shingen…

Shingen walked back to his own room after escorting Ava to hers, a smile on his face. His cheek felt tingly where she had kissed him. It had been so cute and so sweet…and his response to kiss her forehead had been a sincere reaction.

“I hadn’t been expecting that.” He murmured, his hand going to rest on his cheek, as if he could hold the warmth of her lips there. “I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings.”

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moonlight-yuyu · 6 months

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Yaaay thanks for the MTL with SVT! Now I’d like to get a special/long astrology ship with Jaehyun (NCT127) please. Thanks again!

🦋Thank you so much for requesting! I hope you'll have a lovely day and feel free to request again🦋

Jaehyun will be able to stimulate your mind and giving you energy. Jaehyun will help you ignite and develop your ideas and giving you confidence overall. this will be just a lively and active relationship that can help each other growing and moving forward in life

You'll have a warm and attentive relationship. There will be so much affection und care between you two. You come together to create a beautiful harmony! Both of you will grow through this relationship

You Ideas and thoughts are pretty much compatible. You just compliment each other so well and are being able to share our goals and ideas in life.

These are beuatiful aspects for a long lasting relationship! You have the same expactations and ideas in love and in a relationship as well. There will be so much harmony and an atmosphere of kindness and gentle understanding

You two will benefit from the fact that you can share your experiences and ideas in life and there will be a mutual understanding. You love interacting with each other while being very respectful especially towords your ideas

Jaehyun will be sooo energetic which could cause some tension at times but it will actually help to built a strong and long lasting relationship. The relationship will be full of cooperation and harmony.

The power of love will be very strong between you two! There will be an extensive growth between you two and you with optimism and harmony you two will be able to grow side by side and getting better versions of yourselves.

Your relationship will have a competitive side. This is mainly the fact because the two of you would grow and expant next to each other. You need a sense of progress and achievement. Because of that you can maintain some kind of youthfulness and freshness in the relationship

There will be a lot of harmony and cooperation between the two of you! You two can just experience the feeling of being content and optimistic. There will be luck and happiness overall.

You two fell content and happy in the relationship. These placements as well will most likely bring harmony and cooperation in the relationship.

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idkwhatimdoinghere1655 · 3 months

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Austrian GP 2024!

Mads' Race Recap!

I don't even know where to start I can't lie. That was an absolute shit show I swear to God. It was big action in the beginning, then a mid 40 or so laps, then a mental finish. We shall be doing this in constructor standings order, as per usual.

Red Bull - I'll start off with Maxie, then we'll move onto my favourite driver ever. Pulled away, beautiful, as per usual. Even if he doesn't have the fastest car, he is still putting it up there, getting really big gaps from the McLarens, Mercs and single (we'll get onto that) Ferrari. The fights with Lando definitely prove Max's ability, he did a lovely job to keep it in front. Now. Checo. The fuck is this man doing? The minute he signs an extension, the minute he turns astronomically shit! Matt from FP1 said a very good point. Even when Max had 3 TYRES FOR A WHOLE LAP, he still beat Checo. Like... What? In FP3, Charles had a quicker single lap than every single one of his laps apart from the last one. What is he doing? I don't understand. It's just baffling. Also, Max's bad pit definitely hindered it, and if that hadn't have happened, maybe him and Lando wouldn't have started fighting so early.

Ferrari - Carlos had a good drive, nice little old P3 for us which is always nice. I do like seeing a Ferrari on the podium, always. But you know me, I always do. Unproblematic drive, I was shitting it when him and Oscar were fighting since we all know how that always ends, but the McLaren was faster, it wasn't worth fighting him too hard, in my opinion. But the P2 would've been a lot better, but beggars can't be choosers, I am simply glad we got a podium in the first place and better points too. And Charles. My sweet darling Charles. This weekend has been nothing short of COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY SHIT FOR THE MAN AND I AM NOT HERE FOR IT IN THE SLIGHTEST!! Sprint Qualis were a nightmare, the sprint was good, that triple overtake at the start was fucking lovely. Qualis were awful. The race was awful. It was fine, and then he dropped and then he was in the pits and I was waiting for another DNF like Canada, but they just had to put me through seeing him in p20 through the whole pissing race it felt like. The frustration was real. He did insanely well to get to P11, and he deserved DOTD more than Lando. So did Oscar. And Max. It was just bad. A lovely 1.9 pit stop, but I do not want to hear what he has to say after the race. Not at all.

McLaren - Right can Lando just stop whining? Is anyone else getting annoyed with him? That's what happens when you fight Max Verstappen, that's just how it is. Since Miami, he has gotten very cocky and I am not here for it. I'm glad he didn't get points, since he can't get further away from Charles so everything is all good. Racing is racing, that's just how it is. Oscar did lovely, if he hadn't had the lap deleted in qualis, he could've won it. Really nice drive from him overall, wasn't happy with the Charles contact of course, but from what I saw, neither of them really had much fault, and Charles got the brunt of it worse unfortunately.

Mercedes - Can I just say I loved how Lewis took accountability for his actions (someone should make notes of that). He said he was sorry, the pen was the pen, he messed up and he took it in his stride instead of whining like- OK I'll stop. I didn't see much from Lewis this weekend overall, he's performing better than at the start of the season. He didn't cause any trouble, he got on with it. GEORGIEEEEEE BOYYYYYYYY! YOU LATTE DRINKING KATE MIDDLETON LOVING YABADABADOODAH LOOKING BEUATIFUL BASTARD! I will not complain at all for this one, not at all. He was waiting for it all to fall apart, as it did, and he didn't pull a classic George Russell and fuck it up when he's ahead. Loved it, loved hearing the British anthem. I'm not very patriotic, but it was bloody lovely. Thank you George, you're a legend.

Aston Martin - What on Earth is going on? Double Q1 exit, Fernando finished pretty much last, Lance finished BEHIND the man who was nearly 2 laps down after contact (Charles) and their driving was fine. Lance had some decent overtakes, Fernando did get a penalty which was deserved to some degree I suppose. But even the commentators said that Fernando doesn't have the fight anymore. I love Nando, and I want to keep him around. Mercedes, get on it. They were the 8th fastest car on track after qualis, which is ridiculous. As well as the fact that the wheelie bins, the French tractors and the Haasterclasses finished above them. They're supposed to be top 10 runners, but they can barely get in the top 15. Obviously, Lance and Fernando make mistakes like everyone does, but this is clearly something a lot more than Lance and Fernando messing up.

VCARB/RB/REDBULLSHITTYEDITION - I didn't really see either of them that much, to be honest. Q2 exits I'm pretty sure, I don't remember much of them from the- Oh shit I've literally remembered as I was typing. Yuki used some... choice word to describe the way people were queuing in the pits. You can read more on that here. He has been fined, and he apologized profusely, I do believe he wouldn't have said it if he knew what it meant, but it doesn't excuse it. Not happy with it, but he did seem remorseful. Anyway, Daniel had some good overtakes, some good points as well after is little P9 finish.

Haas - It's official, I am a Haas fan. I fucking love these two. 'Save the tyres, Kevin' 'Fuck that'. I LOVE KEVIN MAGNUSSEN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. And he didn't get any penalties this weekend so that's always nice. Nico literally beat Checo, so that's brilliant. They both did a fantastic job, I thoroughly enjoyed watching these two this week. I love these two together. They went from 'suck my balls' to 'my favourite Dane'. Not crying, you are.

Alpine - It's getting better, I suppose? The car is less tractor like, I guess. I do love a good Alpine battle, but I will always be on the side of Estie. I don't know why. Not a bad performance, glad Charles caught them or else that would have been embarrassing. I don't have much to say, to be honest.

Williams - Williams was doing Williams things, I guess. Yeah I don't know what to say. Sorry.

Kick Sauber - Poor Guanyu Zhou can this man ever catch a break? Only one with no Q2 appearance. Again, I didn't see much from them, to be honest.

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3xamenace · 7 months

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For your word prompt- Blanket

thank you! this is basically post-coital cuddling tbh

Tony thinks he's lovely, all tired and sweet, curled under the blankets with him. They probably should take a shower, he thinks, sweaty and stinking of sex. But it's so soft and warm down here, there's safety in this cacoon where only Peter and Tony are allowed to be. It's almost a funny contrast, the way Peter holds onto his arm as if he wasn't trying to make Tony feel him for the next week. It's a beuatiful thing, he can't get enough of it. So Tony snuggles closer, letting Peter's presence make him feel loved, cherished. Safe and sound.

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touteytout · 10 months

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hi your art stilyle is SOSO SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL there is something specific i am overcome with that it makes me feel that i ahve to say about it but i am not sure how to say it its like. its so slick and pretty and it makes evereything you draw look ereally good too. i see trans guy boobs and fat people and arm pit hair in the toutey tout art style and im filled with awe an d wonder of how beautiful the human body is and in my sunbconscious brain i realise that thesethingsare not ugly they are beuatiful and touteytout gives me that feeling. thank yoi for your amazing drawaings it make s me so happy your art is so amazing it is literaly one of a kind never ever eveereever stop drawing thank you

hiiiiiiii and hello first of all, obligatory Sorry For Taking Months To Answer. second of all: this is without exaggeration the best thing anyone has ever told me about my art and i kept this in my asks for ages so i could look at it like every day. genuely thank you so so much you made my day when i got this ask and also a lot of other days when i re-read it.

#i still wanted to answer so it doesnt look like im ignoring the ask or anything #but i took a screenshot and now i can get buried on my blog ig #again thank you so much 💕💕💕💕💕

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tinietaehyun · 3 months

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Holy moly. I lve your writing so much idk how to explain it, i know you’re tired of uni but holydhit wonderland txt had my ass fluttering over written wordd. Tinieethayune. I love you. AND YOUR MIND. IT IS SO BEUATIFUL IM SORRY IF I MADE U UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I LOVE YOUR WRITING THIS IS THE FIRST EVER WRITTEN STUFF THAT MADE ME SCREAM AND CRY. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT UR WRITING BRB GONNA SPEEDRUN ALL OF IT!,!,!!

😭😭 it’s okay, such high praises! thank you so much! i always love unhinged and enthusiastic asks like this LMAO but thank you thank you!! i’m glad you enjoy my writing so much!

I’ll get to the Wonderland Series soon! (very soon!) i appreciate the support!! <333

#tinietaehyun

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raz-writes-the-thing · 11 months

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Hello, it's me again!

I just want to thank you on behalf of all of us for your daily work! I don't know how you are able to post several times a day, but that's not the point, it's that every time I get a notification that you have posted a new story, I feel happier. The last few weeks have been shit to say the least and I've been feeling terribly lonely with the problems weighing on my shoulders, but your writing always takes me out for a little while and helps me to see life a little more positively, so thanks again for being here and sharing your works with us. You may not always feel perfect in what you put together, but believe me, I treasure each one.

That's all I wanted to say. I hope I've managed to put a smile on your face.

Have a great day/evening/night, sunshine!💛

Hola beautiful,

I'm- I saw this when you first sent it in but I had no idea how to respond. I mean,, there aren't words for how beuatiful a message this is? Or how much I appreciate it.

I also cannot explain how I'm posting at least once a day while working full time lmao. At some point I'm gonna burn out and slow down- but until then!!! Enjoy my ficcery haha.

I am so glad that my little blog has made an impact on your life. It's insane to think my little fics can bring you and others at least a little joy. I'm sorry to hear you've been having it a bit rough in the last little while. I've been there- recently too. I'm still there some days but it gets better eventually. I promise. I'm a little less sad sometimes, and I call those glimmers. You gotta look for the little glimmers in your day.

Like,, that refreshing can of cold pepsi, or,, that one post that made you laugh,,, or getting to eat that cookie you've been craving all week.

Those are glimmers- and even on your worst days there will be some glimmers hiding around. Once you start looking for them and recognising them- you'll notice more and more of them.

Thank you again for this, I really- I really appreciate it. It means a lot for you to put this out there for me <3 And I also love that you comment on all the little fics that you like! I notice and treasure them all.

You have a great day too!!!

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stqrbxy · 1 year

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THAT WAS BEUATIFUL I LOVE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCHHH

GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET SND SHIT, ROLLING AROUND IN MY BED SQUEALING AT MY PHONE-

HERE'S A WHOLE BAKERY FOR UR WORK:

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THAT, PPL DONT TAKE POLY STUFF A LOT OR MASC READER U LITERALLY HAVE MY HEART IN YOUR HANDS

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Also eyyy another aquarius in your life hehe :D

LOVE,

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AHH IT'S NO PROBLEM I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT HEHE !! <3 AND FEEL FREE TO BE OPEN ABOUT ANY POLY OR MALE READERS I'LL BE SURE TO CHECK 'EM OUT !! (I have a few writings planned on poly & male readers upcoming~) take care of yourself,, eat well and stay hydrated ilysm >:DD !!

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almalvo · 1 year

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STAR TREK: DISCOVERY | S1E3 "Context Is For Kings"

[I will react to each episode individually and in full, raw reception and then post as is unrevised here onto my tumblr for the full span of every and all NuTrek episodes and series that have been and will be released. If this falls under your field of interest - I welcome your company in joining me. Enjoy the ride.] -------

Rated "mature" huh. [suspicious face] man seeing the starfleet symbol ugh man look outside its so pretty i love the colours i keep saying this but i looooove the colourssss ugh these effects are so are SOOO whoa nice suit on the pilot the filming style is odd in DISCO pacing wise rn still but whats cool is it no longer feels like that almost stagnant "another day in star trek" type feeling. everything feels very specialised episode by episode - very "limited series" - cuz it is. what ship is this it looks kinda like an idic pin from underneath NCC OH SHIT ITS THE SHIPPPPPP OHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK THIS IS DISCOVERY?!!?!??!?!??! OH MFUCK ITS NAME IS AFTER A SHIP YEAH OK DUH BUT ALSO WHAT THE FUCK ugh this intro listen youll read this probably the next 50 times over how i just gawk at the everything that im eating right now with my eyeballs the Discovery ship has such an odd shape no but its literally IDIC the ship but also its SOOO cool to see the evolution of the ship designs until we land at the PERFECT ratio of NCC-1701 Enterprise.

fuck that just made me think - oh SHIT---

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who HO\ WHO WHO LEADS THIS SHIP WHO WHOOOOOOOOOO LEEEAAAAAAADS THHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS SHHSHSIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP whoa eyes with pretty reflection/not reflection nvm who is this????????? gabriel lorca? ok sry not to be underwhelmed but i am too eager its my fault alright mr. lorca - lets see what you about. i have never seen someone just eat fortune cookies like an everyday snack in a wooden bowl. discovery has a very interesting feeling, more..

door just shut in her face wow WHO ELSE IS ON THIS MASSIVE SHIP THOUGH NO NO NO ALSO ITS A FUCKING SCIENCE VESSEL. SCIENCE. VESSEL. SCIENCE. Whos this lady? aw she seems cute sylvia tilly? aw poor gal id shake her hand yo i like these beds mickey nah nahhh no thanks sylvia. sylvia. listen. dont be weird now. black alert. intersting what the hell ? its so PRETTY THOUGH whoaaaaa WHAOSSSS WHOAAA yeah no WHAT the hell IS going on on this ship please do tell??? new replicator hi saruuuu he is very fitting as first officer what are you eating? hahahahahhahha wow they nailed that one blueberries huh yeahhhh not me thinkin he eating larvae or somethin nope no sirrr i like the bowl hes eats from from though ugh hes so TALLLLL hes such a nice stick

idk why the title image of this show with burnham giving the vulcan salute only NOW is hitting me with its potential significance

fearing a black woman huh idk bruh come on now star trek not today bro not today

stamets why does this name sound familiar tf is this so fuckin weird though must we be so discriminatory tho lmao this stamets? whats this sparkle wahts happening stamets are you gay sir are you gay damn sir wonder what you gon do also burnham giving the vulcan brow ugh itll be so cool to have holographic text though? man how can we get that to work without a backlight of aerosol straal? straal and stamets. excuse me. ARE YALL LOVERS ??? ARE YALL A'LOVIN??? KISSY KISSY? YALL BOYFREEENNNNS??? lurkers lol ok. lurker such a fuckin nerdy word lmaooo stamets and straal huh. i got my EYES on you ew also give me that starfleet towel WHERE ARE YOU BURNHAM THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING BEUATIFUL OH MY GOD I HAVE ENVISIONED SOMETHING SO MUCH LIKE THIS ONBOARD STARFLEET SHIPS LIKE WE ALL HAVE OH MY GOD that put a chilll through my spine in a wonderful way

lorca has a mouth and rbf eyes like Homelander his face kind of reminds me of homelander lmaoo hi sylvia yall need to smile a bit mroe lol you better apologise the green screening is almost perfect but the border is still there the border of sylvias face against the greenscreen behidn the glass is too hard when its blue outside when irl the face woul have a light that really diffuses about the curfature of her face anwyays astromycologist fascinating. i like what hes talking about though tickles the science degree in me hahaha man what is this research im so curious what project is lorca up to? ugh so juicy im SOOO curious ugh shuttlepod looks fucking sexy. alright whos gonna die in here. whos the redshirt in this away party. whoaaa the mangling is nicee WHAT WAS THAT oml star trek horror though is SUCH a grand idea fuckkkk meeeee bruh this deadspace or what no lie i like the OG bat'leth design more of the blades splayed INWARDS than out

thats big bruh this is liteally deadspace its not gorn in here right lol its not right idk gorn gorn. gorn can do this right thats the first thing i thought when i saw any of this damage. sylvia you brave owowowoww NEVER MIND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT someone give me a star trek indie horror game RIGHT NOW DO IT ill fucking do it if no one does ill fucking DO IT. oop well guess we know who the redshirt is. broo the way their bodies are twisted like that is wickedddd i dont think ive seen bodies STRETCHED and wrung like a towel before stamets is so calm he dont give no fuck. stamets my man what have you BEEN through?

big space mole looks like a fuckin cow-size tardigrade JEFFERIES TUUUUUBEEE burnham's composure is crazy ugh she recitin what? it better not be another "literary classic" bullshit. this is literally a giant tardigrade. ugh look at the bridgee i love this shot from the outside in why it blurry at the end tho ay ooo who this freeza droid XD GIVE ME THOSE BOOTS YO i want my room to be the bridge oh my god if i had money id remodel my house and make my room the bridge the viewscreen would be my personal theatre fucking bigass monitor projection did I hear that--- TRI TRIBBBLEEEEE EAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT IS A FUCKINGGGG TRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNNNNN HIIIIIIS DESSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKK they really are just having this conversation with a tribble just chillin on his desk son. i knew that sound anywhere oh my god GIVE ME ONE RIGHT NWO GIVE ME A BLACK ONE RIGHT NOW.

FUCK. bye tribbleee oooo in-ship transport what is this box what is the research what the fuck is happening. that is so pretty ohh intersting organic propulsion this is fascinaatingggg oh i really like this lorca has great delivery i BELIEVE in his role god the magic of masterful actors. love it WHOA THIS IS TOO FUCKING BEAUTLFUL NOOOOOO TAKE ME AWAYYYYY oh i love this pacing just now this whole scene was so good im so enamoured right now ugh its so nice to see creative cinematography why the tendrils on saru though what purpose do they serve wtf man wonder if we gon have more that typical star trek alien sexy-time lmaooooo ugh alice in wonderland really when we done with this shit :/ sylvia you wanna be captain? u know what - maybe you might be. if you dont die getting there. (you didnt hear that from me ahurghurghurgunrguhg-)

FOSTER FOSTER MOM AND HER SON??? YOU GREW UP WITH SPOCK????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK WHYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU TELLIN ME BURNHAM IS KIRK'S SISTER IN LAW GET THE FUCK OUT

imn losin it whoa dead spcimens who whats in ITS THE GIANT TARDIGRADE sir you did this on purpose what you plannin lorca whats your grand design ughhh the scale of this ship though ugh EAT ME UP no i like that scene a lot though the one with cap lorca talking to burnham in the box - please intellectual star trek lore on mainstream play with modern techonological representation PLEASE oh im so intriguedddddddd.

bring it the fuck on.

kirk's sister in law, what even the fuck--

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