#this is how i see it

[propheticpanickingnerd]

"Oh yeah I love Tim and Bruce's father/son relationship"

"Isnt bruce a bad dad tho?"

"Who said Bruce was the dad."

[duncanor]

The thing with vashwood is that it's gay at first glance,

Then you dig a bit and it's actually about deep understanding, care and faith. Which is even more gay.

[liquidstar]

Reinhard showing up to the Roswaal estate in the rain, miraculously dry but sopping wet in spirit: Subaru. Please stop teaching Felt ""deez nuts"" jokes. Please.

[doubletalkingmaeve]

Me and Jason

[iwonderwh0]

I wish there were more fandom examples where Connor is shown to be smarter than Hank, but not in a snarky arrogant know-it-all way, but "I know something you don't, but I won't show that I do. Instead I will help you to get to the same conclusion on your own with a little help, but in a way that'll convince you that you figured it out first."

I know, its much more difficult to come up with those kinds of situations, but those are so much more accurate to the way their dynamic would be (at least in my opinion)

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

There are a lot of things, usually bad (or perceived as bad in some cases), that are only noticeable and/or mentioned with men because men are usually more obvious and louder about how they get down, but women are much more subtle and quieter.

[muutosarchive]

how i'll be operating my vanessa fnaf canon (vr - security breach canon ending) -- spicy take, don't care if you hate it.

The developers make the VR games and use afton’s cpu for the player character. & initially he wants to bond with vanessa (the product tester) and possess her, because she’s blond and green eyed and easily manipulated due to her past. she reminded him of Elizabeth, but this would change.

So he takes a liking to her, at first seeing her as weak. He possesses her to get him back into the real world and using Vanny steals his consciousness back from the developers, a-la Vanny, when she gets the entire staff killed by animatronics. stealing his CPU board back, to use later on in she & afton's plans to rebuild his robotics empire.

Then somewhere along the lines, Afton (through Vanessa) buys shares and/or ownership of any remnants of the dead (& cheap) company / fazbear entertainment. They (under the table) make Fazbear entertainment LLC or whatever, and with afton’s guides and help she (or basically HE HIMSELF) creates the pizza plex from the shadows using public faces, to keep herself hidden.

this explains why she got the job/appears as a security guard in Security Breach, so she can have full access to the pizzaplex and hide her true role in the company. It also explains why Afton is not possessing her anymore -- but we'll get to that. she could get herself the job, and ensure she's where she needs to be when this all goes down.

& meanwhile she creates his son again in Gregory, because of what he’s instilled in her through their shared consciousness. He's a robot who doesn't know he's a human, and somehow when Freddy malfunctions it reboots Gregory, which makes him lose his memory. I'm not sure if she would have been planning to also salvage baby, as Elizabeth's soul was already inside baby -- but i think the point of this was to please Will.

Which explains the family scenes in security breach with the staff bots - an obsessed Vanessa who’s playing house with Afton. With herself, as head of the family, at the head of the table. the woman who understands afton, better than his wife or the mother of his children ever could have. She belongs with him here, realizing his dream. active in his dream Nobody knows she’s really the ceo and can get herself hired All the while she and Afton worked to get him back into the Springtrap suit, as with Afton she wouldn't need access to his plans. seeing as William would be the one executing the robots, he can simply use her as a vessel to create everything. It would also make sense as to why Afton and Vanny selected the site of the old location to build on, so they could secretly work on salvaging the burntrap suit for Afton to transfer himself into. King of Secret Hideouts anyone? It could also be explained by Vanny having the plans, due to Glitchtrap's apparent ability to infect databases.

Finally, William gets to see his dream come to fruition free of Henry's influence, aside from the popular chica. He could finally be happy again, with his kids (or the ones who didn't betray him like michael) and the woman who understands him.However, his beloved (or less beloved purple bonnie) has to be decommissioned and replaced by monty gator, in order to supplement parts for burntrap body.

But what Vanessa doesn't anticipate is Gregory's modern technology failing due to Glamrock Freddy. He begins to work with glamrock Freddy to destroy afton’s new dream. He's destroying the robots! He'll ruin everything they've worked so hard for. so Vanny (also explaining her hatred for Gregory aka what she’s jealous of aka afton’s former life) Takes it upon herself to find him, and deliver him to burntrap instead as perhaps a final child victim. a final way to bring him happiness out of this rogue program who's destroying everything they worked so hard for. Why she wants to stop Freddy from helping Gregory and why Gregory doesn't trust Vanny. Because somewhere deep down, gregory KNOWS vanny. he knows that she was part of him, and that she would want to harm him. It's why Vanessa would want Freddy sent back to his room, or for the animatronics to be after Gregory. Afton and Vanny control them. Afton and Vanny are what corrupted them, to try and bring Gregory to heel. Why Roxy will 'find him first' -- because she's the best. They all are working for Vanny to try and bring Glamrock Freddy and Gregory down to Burntrap. Ending this, and returning their former glory once and for all.

[demadogs]

living

for the

thrill of hitting

you where it

HURTS!!!!!!!!!

give me

back my

girlhood

IT WAS

MINE FIRST!!!!!!!!

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[stimmingandstruggling]

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

[imperatoralicia]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[cloud-ya]

outcast of the village

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[panvatar]

As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.

He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.