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menasimagination · 10 days ago

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Daniel having tv time in 2x05 while Armand gremlins out. Parallel Play ❤️

#this is mostly sarcastic #autistic couple ftw #iwtv #iwtv amc #amc iwtv #devil's minion #interview w the vampire #autistic coded #armand #the vampire armand #daniel molloy #the vampire chonicles #mine #text post

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e0sphorus · 1 year ago

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Neither male or female but I’ll reblog anyways :3

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

#this is mostly sarcastic #I know what they meant #not sarcastic about the being neither though

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lnkedmyheart · 3 months ago

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A major problem I have with lesbians is that they are incapable of understanding that you mark spoilers for a reason.

Show them the slightest hint of a potential wlw theme in a show and they'll post it all over the internet. You wanted to watch the show at the end of this super exhausting week? Lol, no bitch, you've been spoiled about every single plot twist and outcome because you got blasted with every single spoiler untagged and unmarked.

#this is mostly sarcastic #mostly

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desperatecheesecubes · 1 year ago

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I buy all my girl friends flowers for Valentine’s Day and I go drinking with my guy friends because I believe in traditional gender roles

#mine #this is mostly sarcastic #except for the fact that this is in fact exactly what I be doing

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nico-di-angelic · 2 years ago

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I wish tumblr polls would tell u the actual number of how many people voted for 1 thing. Like idk what 87% of 12,737 is🙄

#this is mostly sarcastic #but u get what I mean #p

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nenoname · 4 months ago

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How Stan+Ford+Bill refer to each other

Stan

Ford:

Childhood: Stanley (9)

Teen: Stan (2)

Pre-Portal: Stanley (15), my brother (5), S (2)

Post-Portal: Stanley (33), Stan (13), my brother (7), my hotheaded brother, idiot (2), knucklehead, [Dipper's] uncle Stan, hero, stubborn mullet-haired frostbitten vagabond, wrinkly carnival barker, irresponsible shortcut-loving overgrown child, cheater, fraud, "looks like me if I gave up on life"

Post-Weirdmageddon: Stanley (16), Stan (5), my brother (2), Stanley Pines, hero (2), the man who saved the world, "selfish jerk", the most selfless man I’ve ever met in any dimension

Lost Pages: S (5), Stanley (4), my brother (3)

(S is a pre-portal incident Journal only thing + pre-portal incident Journals only has "Stanley" mentioned in code, tends to call him Stan when talking to the kids)

Bill:

Pre-Weirdmageddon: Stan Pines, Stan (6), old man, [D+M's] uncle, you idiot, Stanley

Post-Weirdmageddon: Stanley (7), Stan (10), Stanley Pines (2), fat grandpa, fumbling idiot con man, weaker copy of Sixer, Bootleg Sixer, mouth breathing carnival barker, gambler, lifelong loser, goofus, PTSD Barnum, side character, co-dependent, stupid, tacky, smug, unworthy, resume-inflating cheap trick loving past-denying overgrown child, pathetic excuse for a 5-sensed three-dimensional one-life spanned skin puppet, carbon-copy of a better genetic duplicate, conman clown, Lucky Stan

Non-canon shorts/Reddit AMA/That cut perpetual machine nightmare: Stan, Stanley, Stan Pines, slick

Lost Pages: inferior clone, brother (when pretending to be Ford)

(Most of the post-Weirdmageddon Stan mentions are for the "fun" facts in the Wheel of Shame, Bill spends the How not to Draw short never directly acknowledging Stan which I find hilarious)

Ford

Stan:

Childhood: Sixer (5), Stanford, Ford, Poindexter, bro, buddy

Teen: Sixer, Stanford (2), nerd robot

Pre-Portal: Stanford (5), pal, you jerk

Post-Portal: Stanford (3), Ford (8), Poindexter (2), my brother (11), brother, bro, the Author of the Journals, you ungrateful-, my nerdy twin brother, my dumb brother, know-it-all, dangerous-know-it-all, world's nerdiest old man, show-off, that jerk, stuck up son of a gun

Post-Weirdmageddon: Sixer (5), Ford (3), my brother (5), Stanford, Fordsy, bro, my nerdy bro, Brainiac, Mr Goody Nerd-Shoes

(Tends to use "Stanford" when shit's serious, yes i'm including the two getting traumatised by thrist comments clip come and stop me)

Bill:

Pre-betrayal: Sixer (2), Stanford, smart guy, Stanford Pines

Post-betrayal: Sixer (5), Stanford (2), Ford (4), Stanford Filbrick Pines, Stanford Pines, ol' Six-Fingers (2), Fordsy (2), my old pal, IQ, Mr Brainiac, Brainiac (2), [Mabel's] uncle, our friend, old man, kid, tough guy, pal, Mr Serious

Post-Weirdmageddon: Sixer (20), Ford (7), Fordsy (2), drama queen, fella, sad nerd, genius, idiot, partner, Mr Tabletop Gaming, backstabber, gallant, perfect pawn, pet human

Lost Pages: Sixer (7), Fordsy, Slick, pal, my old pal, my property

Bill

Stan:

Pre-Weirdmageddon: Bill (3), all-powerful space demon, you one-eyed demon, wise-guy

Post-Weirdmageddon: Bill (3), Bill Cipher, little wise guy, Pointy, jerk of the week, narc

Non-canon shorts/That cut perpetual machine nightmare: you creepy triangle, guy (3), nacho, cop

Ford:

Pre-betrayal: My Muse (19), a strange being from a higher plane, being (3), strange whimsical creature, true friend, Bill (2, however!! this is from Dreamscaperers long before J3 was properly written)

Post-betrayal: Bill (default way of referring to him), My "muse" (3) Bill Cipher (10), Cipher (10), the demon (2), my enemy (3), you insane three sided--, The Beast with Just One Eye, the devil, liar, monster, angular psychopath, nightmare in disguise, king of nightmares, the Triangle, a has-been, a needy theater kid

Lost Pages: Bill (17), my Muse (11), Cipher (18) , Bill Cipher (2), extradimensional deity of knowledge, Cill Bipher, this Bill guy

#uh don't tag this as any type of ship pls thanks #anyway know that im mx 'always sobbing over stan reclaiming the childhood nickname bill tried ruining for them'#yeah i definitely missed some and messed up the numbers but whatever #i will continue to half arse things!!!!#gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #ford pines #stanford pines #bill cipher #a bunch of these were said sarcastically but eh can't be bothered checking which ones #the lost pages are in the separate category cos i still find them sketchy as hell #lp!ford flip flopping between using s and stanley is real weird #especially when him calling him 's' and mcgucket 'f' is to keep them anonymous #since ford no longer keeps that up post portal #lp!ford calling bill by name before the betrayal too #wait does stan only call ford poindexter 3 times???#felt like he said that way more lmao #....there's a very real possibility that i'd have to update this for chibiverse stuff #......dunno what to feel about that tbh ashdksajdhak #was this post mostly an excuse to compile insults? yeah #(...and maybe cos i dont care for the lee hc kashdksjahd)

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senblades · 9 months ago

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my page art for @full-bloom-zine! this was a very fun project to be a part of <3

#persona 5 #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #futaba sakura #sojiro sakura #morgana is fearing for his life #aaaaanyway this peice was fun mostly cause of the colours lmao #and by “fun” i do mean this both sarcastically and genuinely because oh my god green is hard to work with

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killjoy-prince · 1 year ago

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House M.D. but it's when House says Wilson's name

#house md #gregory house #prince's talk tag #after almost two weeks of going through the transcripts of every episode I finally finish this and the Wilson version #first off thank you to the clinic-duty team on livejournal for making the transcripts for these episodes #because this video would be near impossible to make without their clear transcripts. I hope y'all are doing well #ive been reading a lot of fics with these two and i see how the authors have the characters refer to each other in their fics #and that got me wondering how much do they say each other's name in the show and how do they refer to each other #since this is the house video ill put his stats here #s1 was 19 times s2 was 31 s3 was 34 s4 was 30 s5 was 35 s6 was 58 s7 was 25 and s8 was 28 #in total he says his name 260 times. Mostly refers to him just by Wilson #He's only said Wilson's first name 7 times. Once by Jim 3 by Jimmy and 3 by James #He'll use his full name in professional settings or to be sarcastic or to pretend to be him #You know since House is the main character and in every episode of the show i thought he'd say his name more than him #but Wilson beats him by 42 times bc s7 and s8 he doesn't say his name as much. it took Wilson getting cancer for him to say it more #than he was before that point

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riant-draws · 10 months ago

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making a comic and I'm realizing that what I thought would be 15-20 pages is looking to be 30-40.......

welp hell yeah let's do this

(it's in color, but I like the ink in this panel)

#mmm crunchy screenshot resolution (sarcastic)#did i mention it's traditional #(*mostly* traditional)#gotta add special effects digitally #i have ink and markers and dammit im gonna use them #might start posting it weekly or whenever I get a big enough backlog #guess this is a teaser??#rain world #five pebbles #looks to the moon #rain world art #me??#making a comic????#fork found in kitchen

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gayalicent · 4 months ago

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everybody moved on to ship helly r./mark s. or helena/mark and even gemma/mark but i'm still stuck on the petey/mark ship, my "not that old" man yaoi, a ship so doomed by the narrative from the very start that you would think it's yuri. the story didn't begin with helly r. on the table, but with petey or at least the ghost of his presence. he is as much as mark's dead wife as gemma

#this is part sarcastic mostly genuine and possibly delusional #severance #mark s #mark x petey #petey severance

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noonewilleverknowistealkneecaps · 1 year ago

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Look they are anxious golden retriever x mental support black cat coded

P. S. Ignore the amount of different signs, it just that i have different signatures for different art accounts on different platforms, confusing i know, i think ill have to unite them sometime soon.

#this is so true #oh i love them so much #just check out the watson being kind of sarcastic mostly but also genuinely cheerfull and honest about his admiration at times #and the constant stress the dude goes through #and the way he truly cares and worries and misses his girl best friend #and theres sherlock #calm accepting #childish at times #kind #he mostly silently smiles at his friend but can also rant excitedly about his findings and watson will listen and sherlock will appreciate #this comfort that they can provide to each other and how well they are the opposites of each other #they create this perfect balance that makes their friendship work #idk im no damn psychologist i just like to overthink them #five papers of practice in and check this out they look cooool #sherlock holmes x doctor watson #soviet sherlock holmes #russian sherlock #fanart #drawing #doodle #sketch #art #victorian dads wow

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uncanny-tranny · 9 months ago

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Petition to rename people who "just went through a phase" into moon people. Phases are beautiful - you don't punish the moon when it has gone from full to waning. Why would punish people for the same thing?

#queer #lgbt #lgbtq #this is mostly about 'their queer identity was a phase' but this can apply to so much #to be a person is to die a thousand deaths and be reborn again. this is inevitable.#and the sooner you accept this the sooner you can actually start being *alive*#there is no death without life and no life without death and we must never neglect this #if parts of your identity were truly a phase then i for one am so happy for you (this is genuine)#i have never seen a convincing argument as to why we ought to punish those who 'went through a phase'#like oh no... (/sarcastic)#my cisness was a phase and i don't think i should be punished for it! same for literally any facet of identity #this is also a general lighthearted post and not meant to be taken as gospel or literal #my main focus is the desire to change the way people engage with the idea of human growth

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cruorcrave · 2 months ago

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"So you like F1 because the drivers are hot? Oh and of course Carlos is your favourite."

You could not be further from the truth. First of all, I'm a straight man, I don't find men "hot". I can appreciate when a man is aesthetically pleasing or good looking but I am simply not attracted to men in any sort of physical, romantic, or sexual way. This is exactly what happens with women that like F1/motorsports. They get told they "must like it because the drivers are hot" and "oh you're just watching it for Carlos and his hair aren't you?". It's honestly annoying and I'm so sick of it. Can't you comprehend that I like watching cars go fast? Can't you comprehend that I like the drivers' unique personalities and how they mesh with one another both on the track and off it? Can you seriously not understand that I like F1 because I enjoy watching the sport and engaging in the community? yeah carlos is my favourite and he is hot though you are 100% right