#this is my new crack theory

[halfratsalready]

Wouldn’t it be really funny if the Traveler wasn’t cheating at all and it turned out that all of those “duplicates” from Rock Your Body weren’t actually duplicates and he just had like 100 doppelgängers running around doing their own thing

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

What makes the legend of the last hero stand out among the more prominent messianic figures in the story is its ‘every man’ sort of feel. The Prince That Was Promised can only ever be royal - since the existing requirement is to be born of Aerys and Rhaella’s line, who ruled as king and queen. Azor Ahai is interpreted in story as being related to a king. Yet the last hero was just some guy. His tale has been passed down across millennia, but he himself remains anonymous. We don’t know what family or region he came from. He may have been low born or high born, it doesn’t really matter. And what’s most interesting is how GRRM chooses to parallel his story in the published material. Waymar Royce, Bloodraven, Coldhands, Sam Tarly, Bran Stark, and Jon Snow all serve as narrative mirrors for the last hero. But there’s are quite a few differences. Waymar Royce is a highborn lord, but Jon and Bloodraven are bastards. Jon Snow is the typical fantasy warrior, yet Sam and Bran are GRRM’s deconstructions of what it looks like when a boy who doesn’t fit the chivalric ideal of knighthood gets to be the hero. Jon and Bran are also especially noteworthy because they are at the heart of one GRRM’s core thesis statements:

 “I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.”

So as a propaganda piece, I'd imagine that repeating this tale goes a long way. Imagine you're some unassuming kid from Flea Bottom. You'll never be the promised prince because you're not related to the king. It's a bit hard to be Azor Ahai because where in seven hells will you get dragon eggs, and how will you attain the magic required to bring them to life? But then you COULD be the last hero. Regardless of who your parents are and what type of blood you've got, you too can gather all your friends and go on a hero's journey. And isn't that what children's dreams are made of?

[professional-court-jester]

i’m genuinely of the belief that the megamind sequel/tv show was meant to premiere on nickelodeon in like 2011 alongside their other spinoff shows, but then got shelved after the movie flopped financially and has been sitting around in some archive gathering dust until peacock decided to release it as “new content.”

like, can we just look at the visual evidence alone?

he fits right in with this lineup. peacock, i’m onto you

[hexxter]

What if Luxu and Player encounter each other with each of the player’s reincarnation

Luxu who is stealing bodies vs the kid that keeps coming back to life

[formulaonedirection]

I'm beginning to think he likes it you guys...

[dontfuckingestablishcanonicalbac]

the reveal in unmortricken that universes outside the central finite curve are just... inventing interdimensional travel all the fucking time is absolutely insane. like we know the central finite curve is just a tower the ricks built to place themselves forever on top, but the sheer number of people who have invented portal travel in other universes is completely mindblowing to me. all the portals are different styles, different colours - are these all different inventors across different collections of dimensions? it's unregulated, it's rick-free, it's only shown for like 30 seconds throughout the episode, and it's not even mentioned. i know we already know this, but rick sanchez really isn't the unique genius he pretends himself to be.

[hewantshisbrideback]

"M'lady? You look sad. Are you thinking of your sister?" The dwarf patted her on the hand. "The Crone will light your way to her, never fear. The Maiden will keep her safe."

"I pray that you are right."

Brienne II, A Feast for Crows

[knownoshamc]

New crack HC (based on this post and tags) Real Rashid was making martinis badly to bring out Armand's martinis, hoping to spark Daniel's memories of the DM ers

[berryblu-soda]

ninjago reincarnation AU where the world ended, and from it´s ashes rose another, similar yet eerly different, growing and changing from being little more than a rock in space, to a modern society much more like our own (show to movie setting :D!). with new old faces, flashes of a world long gone, a simple wish at the end (beggining?) of it all, etc etc...

[unikhroma]

you just can't put jokes in your work anymore cause people will earnestly be like "no guys this is part of The Lore"

[elimaybeafish]

WELCOME BACK TO EVEN EVEN MORE ONE PIECE CRACK POT THEORIES WITH ME ELI :)

Lucci awakened his fruit due to his blood lust

Kaku awakend his fruit by loving giraffes

All CP9/0 devil fruits are awakened

CP9/0 are gonna have rematch’s with there respective straw hats and are gonna get curb stomped like Lucci did

Vivi gonna get her get back when a CP0 agent comes to kill Mr. BIG NEWS D “GOAT” MORGANS

Robin kills spamdom

[anadorablekiwi]

…what I’m seeing is that Kaveh’s whole family needs therapy.

Yuppp

I reeealllyy wanna meet his mom in game 😂 apparently shes in Fontaine…

[anteroom-of-death]

You know, hypothetically, I could have a child Ruby's age. (Sure, I would have died in childbirth at the age of ten but I got my period like 2 weeks after I turned 10, so it was possible for me to get knocked up) So like, this whole "legend of ruby Sunday" shit is freaking me out on a maternal level. She's so dead.

[bee-in-a-box]

Do you guys know about the Micky Dolenz is dead FAQ because it's actually one of the funniest things I've ever seen and for some reason it's on a Jeff Goldblum fan site

[f0point5]

Why would Max go to Mercedes when he has set up team redline with Redbull? I know it isnt the racing team but it still part of the brand

So long as I am now out there with my crack theories based on nothing but vibes…

I think this is a reason why Max would never move to Merc, and THE reason his “camp” is siding with the Austrians. Red Bull GmbH is Verstappen.com and Team Redline’s big investor (it’s public record I’m pretty sure they are stakeholders in team Redline as at last year), not RBR. That support may well be set to increase when he leaves F1 and fully dedicates his time to the project…

Not to mention, RB apparently had the engine deal with Porsche pretty much signed until Horner vetoed it and brought Ford in instead. We know that Team Redline was testing Porsche GT cars, wrapped in the Redline livery, over the winter. Could all be a coincidence but is it a wild suggestion that the Austrians have a personal connection with Porsche/Volkswagen and they were livid when the deal didn’t go through? Idk.

My point is, Max’s future plans seem way more aligned with the Austrian faction than “Red Bull Racing”. It’s possible that while Max is staying neutral to do his day job, Jos is playing patsy for the Austrians and making sure they know that team Verstappen stands with them for the long haul.

All this to say…why on earth would he go to Merc, where none of this support system exists and where he would have to build new bridges for future endeavours? I personally don’t see it.

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Genshin (crack) theory: So this one dude Afratu (the guy standing near the GIANT ruin guard waaaaay at the southern edge of the desert) says it used to be piloted by a Kharnri‘an called "The Schwanenritter“.

That’s German for "The Swan Knight“.

Mondstadt is (partially) based on Germany, most evident by names like "Der Himmel“ (the sky) for Venti‘s lyre or Mondstadt itself being German for "Moon City“ and wine as a placeholder for beer. What’s rather overlooked however, is it’s connection to fairy tales and the like. Be it the general aesthetics, the library, or most of the books you can collect in Mondstadt being basically fairy tales. One of which is about a certain someone named Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, whose title translates to "Princess of Damnation“.

She‘s the ruler of an elusive but grand kingdom, capable of doing glorious feats, traveling the universe, and her loyal knights of the Immernachtsreich (Eternal Night Kingdom) Kingdom are Ravens - black birds.

During the second summertime event, we have seen what that place looks like, not just on the overworld, but as part of her quest illusion world, where buildings lay sideways or even turned upside down as part of perspective puzzles. On the overworld, we instead deal with stories trying to look though deception and shine light on the liars.

Now tell me,

have you heard about the rumor

that the sky of Teyvat is fake?

Yeah.

The Immernachtsreich is not only real, it’s Kharnri‘ah. They’re one and the same. That‘s why it’s called that- because the new sky is fake, and the truth is hidden in the stars. That’s why the event was full of geometry puzzles, because - just like Ventis statue- it’s all turned wrong. And that’s why, whenever a new BP season starts, story only ever talks about a corrupted princess, regardless of who we choose to play as. Because while it may be the beginning of our story, it was never that of our sibling. It’s of the Princess of Damnation.

Supposed ruler of a kingdom steeped in eternal night, an Abyss. Made to believe she has always been part of Teyvat because all the memories and proof of her true self were erased by the Akasha for a cause yet unknown, as we‘ve seen it‘s possible to tamper with the information of the very world, and is how our sibling most likely erased any trace of his connections to any world other than Teyvat. But unlike our sibling, her bond to the other worlds wasn’t changed. And that’s why she thinks she‘s only roleplaying, and not truly the heir. Heck, that’s why she somehow knows the Traveler isn’t from Teyvat either, why she has the Electro vision, or why her signature move causes her eye to shine in the form of The Star. Because in truth, it’s not roleplay at all.

Genshin side of tumblr, I present to you Fischl, Princessin der Verurteilung, deceived by an unknown being to think she‘s the ruler of the Immernachtsreich also known as Kharnri‘ah, but grasping the truth just close enough to remember it’s not real, even if not in the way she thinks…

…and a Descender.