#this is right after he found out she's Sailor Moon and so he's full of conflicting feelings

[yourfavoritehouseplant]

I watched James Somerton's final video, and all I got was this 6 page document

As soon as I learned his final unreleased video was on Revolutionary Girl Utena, I knew I had to hate watch it. I didn't know that I'd spend the following 4 hours making a comprehensive doc on everything I hated about it. But here we are.

The TLDR (is this too long to be a TLDR?)

The intro section, as well as Part 2, are directly plagiarized from wikipedia. The rest is unclear.

He makes a “haha this show is so weird right guys” joke 10 different times

He reads Anthy as so emotionally stunted she literally has to be taught how to think for herself, and believes that being the rose bride makes her feel good

He says that his reading is ‘vastly different” from the rest of the community, before boldly stating that this is because he sees it as a “deeply allegorical and symbolic story”

He sees the sexual abuse as “not to be taken literally”

Insists that the show be separated into parts that are strictly literal and strictly allegorical for the entirety of parts 3 and 4, before making the contradictory move of analyzing characters as allegories during part 5

The only characters that get dedicated sections are Akio and Dios, who he doesn’t believe are the same person. 

He says Dios gets his powers by “deflowering women”

He calls Akio, known child predator, a chaotic bisexual

Uses 14 year old SA survivor Anthy’s passive personality to make a joke about her being a bottom

His final point is that Utena was the real prince all along

There are no citations

Anyway, full version for people who hate themselves under the cut. With time codes, because I cite my sources.

Part 1: Intro

This entire section is almost exclusively quoted from the Wikipedia article for Revolutionary Girl Utena. Words have been changed, but the order at which certain topics come up is not. Highlights include:

0:56 In his introduction of Be-Papas, lists the founding members in literally the exact same order as Wikipedia.

1:40-2:00 His list of Be-Papas previous works is lifted entirely from wikipedia, only with the words changed. This leads to a strange moment at 1:52 where he claims Be-papas ‘lent their talents to’ Neon Genesis Evangelion, a show which started production at least a year before Be-papas was founded. On the wikipedia article for Utena, this is instead referring to the previous work of Shinya Hasegawa and Yōji Enokido

4:23 he uses a quote by Yūichirō Oguro describing the production as a “tug of war”. He seems to have lifted this in its entirety from Wikipedia, as he does not cite the actual source it is from (the box set companion book, btw)

As for James Somerton originals, at 0:44 he claims that out of all magical girl series,”none to my knowledge have been more discussed and dissected than the 1997 series Revolutionary Girl Utena” He will go back on this at 5:05, where he states that “Sailor Moon takes the lion’s share of discussion” in regard to influential magical girl anime

Part 2: Part 1

(At least I know I’m not funny, unlike James Somerton)

Speaking of which. Here is every single time he makes a “wow this show is sooooo weird you guys” joke: 6:00, 8:50, 10:40, 10:58, 13:46, 17:07, 24:16, 30:34, 41:19, 48:01

Here’s every time the punchline to the joke is the existence of Nanami, a character who he otherwise completely disregards: 10:56, 12:05, 16:22, 42:40

6:16 Claims that the “Apocalypse saga” and “Akio Ohtori saga’ are two names for the same several episodes, depending on the release. This is untrue. Instead, different releases either only have the Apocalypse saga, or split the episodes into an Akio Ohtori saga and then the Apocalypse saga. 

7:58 Claims Utena intervening on Anthy’s behalf begins the first duel. While this happens in the movie, Touga intervenes in the scene he uses clips from (like literally right after the shot he uses in the video). Utena only gets drawn into the duels when Wakaba’s love note to Saionji is posted. Youtuber Noralities’ Utena video also gets this wrong, which makes me wonder if this was copied.

9:09 Claims Akio’s “End of the World” moniker is actually more closely translated to “Apocalypse”. In reality, the translation moves away from a more apocalyptic reading, with 世界の果て (Sekai no hate) apparently translating closer to “the furthest reach of a known world” or “edge of the world”. (Love the implications of this translation, but I digress)

9:10 As can be assumed from the previous point, this means I can’t find any sources that point to them not using the title “apocalypse” for religious reasons

10:10 Uses Anthy’s extreme passivity under her Rose bride persona to make a top/bottom joke. I’m gonna repeat this in case you’re just skimming. He uses a trait that likely stems from years of abuse, (possibly exaggerated by the persona Anthy uses to manipulate people), and uses it to call her a bottom. 

He also just doesn’t seem to understand how the whole point of Utena constantly telling Anthy that she's just a normal girl who should make more friends is framed as Utena imposing her will on Anthy, just as much as the previous Engaged have done. 

11:54 Apologies in advance for my most “um, actually!” point yet, but technically his statement that Anthy stops being host to the Sword of Dios is wrong. Akio literally pulls a sword out of her chest in the final duel. It's a more evil-looking sword of Dios, granted.

13:02 !!! CANTARELLA SCENE ALERT !!! He interprets it as them fighting over Akio?? Which like. I will allow people to have their own interpretations of vague and symbolic scenes. I will. I swear. This is not technically incorrect. It just makes me want to eat my own intestines.

14:44 Bad Anthy take #1: He states Anthy “is emotionally stunted to the point where she needs people to make decisions for her because she does not know how to think for herself” This ignores several moments of Anthy clearly making her own choices throughout the show, including the suicide attempt Somerton mentions about a minute prior. This also strips Anthy of what little agency she has throughout the story, usually exerted through messing with Utena or Nanami. (The fact that she repeatedly makes choices that contribute to her own abuse is, in my opinion, one of the most interesting parts of her character, and it's a shame that Summerton’s ‘reading’ of the story completely disregards that)

Additionally, he once again reads Utena ‘urging Anthy to think for herself” in the first arc as an unambiguously good move, and not as something critiqued in the show.

14:52 Summerton reads the Swords of hatred as symbolizing men’s hatred specifically. Again, I’m trying not to completely disregard differing interpretations to a show like Utena, but this feels very simplistic, especially considering the harm we see aimed towards Anthy by other women

16:42 Here he claims that his reading of the story seems to be “vastly different” from the bulk of Utena discourse. What is this reading? That the show shouldn’t be read literally. Or, in his words, “[we can interpret] Revolutionary Girl Utena as a deeply allegorical and symbolic story about the struggles of coming of age amidst widespread institutional corruption in a high school and which describes a passive culture of inaction in regard to brazen instances of domestic exploitation in which there is not only a question about the caporeality of the events transpiring but also which events can be taken for granted and which events are meant to signify abstract sociological institutions.” The idea that he believes this is in any way a new reading of the material honestly baffles me.

Part 3: Part 2

17:48 through 18:50 differently quotes the Wikipedia article for postmodernism. He even makes a joke at 17:55 about Wikipedia. Please kill me. 

The first three themes he lists at 19:11 are just the three main themes listed on the Revolutionary Girl Utena Wikipedia page. What was that about a “vastly different” reading, James?

You’re gonna have to take my word for it, but this section is so short because it's just him talking about the various ways the story can’t be taken literally. He does, ironically, call this a hot take.

Part 4: Part 3

Here’s where the reading falls apart folks

At 23:15, he states that some things in Utena are allegorically coded, while others are to be taken literally. This is true. However, he seems to take this to mean that some parts of the show are Strictly Literal, while others are Strictly Allegorical for things going on in the Literal World. 

This is apparently why he prefers the Anime to the Movie, where there basically is no separation between the Literal and Allegorical

This take is bizarre to me for several reasons, but here is my favorite. At several points, he mentions how Revolutionary Girl Utena is a work of Magical Realism. Magical Realism is literally defined by its blending of the “literal” and “allegorical”, the mix of fantastical elements in a mundane, realistic setting. This idea of the impossibility of a blurred line, that Utena must either have lore where the magic is all real and means nothing, or dedicated allegory segments quarantined from the rest of the story, is contrary to the very idea of Magical Realism.

I can’t help but wonder if Somerton took his mentions of Magical realism from a previous work, due to how little it is consistent with his final argument. Either way, this section suggests a great lack of creativity in his analysis, a shame for such a creative work.

24:36: Shiori slander, for those who care

After this he gets really worked up about people assuming symbolism in everything, even when the author ‘doesn’t make it clear something is symbolic’. He shuts down a reading of a shot in the Lord of the Rings. Miley Cyrus is there? Very The Curtains Were Blue of him. 

28:22 Claims that Wakaba is the key to telling where the Strictly Literal segments end and the Strictly Allegorical segments begin. He states that, under this lens, deeply personal moments of character suffering such as all of the sexual abuse and Anthy’s suicide attempt (which he literally cites) should be read as symbolic and be “approached with uncertainty rather than confusion”. (28:24-29:13)

This also somewhat falls apart when you consider Wakaba is the jeep in the movie's car chase

And then he rants about people not liking his Attack on Titan video for a bit. Since its potential symbolism also doesn't follow hard enough rules to be symbolism. Once again, the separation of “fact vs allegory” I haven’t watched AOT, so that's all I’ll say.

Part 5: Part 4

Thank god this part is short. Much like Dios’ on-screen presence.

32:55 Makes the extremely bold claim that Dios is not Akio. As in, never even became Akio. because Dios is Strictly Allegorical.

Just to be a pedant, this is pretty explicitly disproven in the show

Confusingly, both earlier and later he will address these two as the same character. 

33:04 he also explains the root of Akio’s name in a tone that suggests this is supplemental information and not like. Literally something he explains out loud in the show?

Part 6: Part 5

This section is nearly entirely about Akio Ohtori. I would like to note that him and Dios are the only characters with dedicated segments.

38:30 The part where he states that Dios gets his powers from deflowering women.

38:46 Claims, once again, that Akio’s abuse of Anthy “may not be literal”. 

38:59 “the instance of exploitation here is used because assault has deep roots as indicating that akio's gender is the source of his imbalance”  THE ASSAULT IS ABOUT AKIO NOW???

39:45 Bad Anthy take #2: “Anthy’s conformity to the Rose bride is based around the fact that she feels good being subservient because this is the only thing in her life that has ever brought her any kind of positive reward”. This is a direct quote. Anyway, I can’t think of any instances in the show where Anthy’s subservience gives her a positive reward, except maybe when she’s intentionally using it to manipulate others. As for her feeling good being the rose bride. She tries to commit suicide. Dude.

Side tangent, but isn’t this exactly what Akio says during the final 2 episodes? That Anthy enjoys being a witch? Is the main villain, who consistently says things during that very episode that are blatantly false, our source of information for this take? I guess so, since this is the dedicated Akio section.

At 40:20 he decides to introduce the concept of Anthy, Akio, and Utena as stand-ins for wider concepts, which is antithetical to his approach in analysis beforehand

Part 7: Part 6

42:40 he finally acknowledges that he’s been spending too much time talking about Akio, and literally no time on characters like Nanami

46:10 states that Utena’s exclusive motivation “is to protect Anthy from the predatorial intentions of the other dualists”, which disregards the fact, which she states herself, that she was largely participating in the duels and protecting Anthy to feel like a prince

48:04 The part where he says that Akio has ‘chaotic Bi vibes’ in regards to him sleeping with Touga, who is 17 and implied to be a long-term victim

Part 8: Part 7

54:01: His concluding point is that Utena was the real prince all along. 

In true Somerton fashion, the video then ends over a scrolling wall of patrons, with not a single citation in sight.

[the-magicians-blue]

How about micah and reader where reader dies and micah just waiting for then to get online again,, i just really live for angst 🙏🙏

Ah I see you’ve caught me at a good time. Angst it is!

10:07pm

MicahYujin: You there?

MicahYujin: Angel?

MicahYujin: Y/N

MicahYujin: ….

MicahYujin: Did I do something wrong? I’m sorry.

MicahYujin: Please talk to me.

Micah was concerned. He hadn’t heard from you for almost 3 weeks now. He sent messages everyday without fail. You didn’t even touch your computer anymore (he knew because he hacked your computer to see if there was any activity). Maybe you were out of town and forgot to tell him? But you’ve never forgotten to tell him when you’d be away from your computer for long and you usually would text him. Something was wrong, really wrong but he couldn’t figure out what. At this point there was only one thing he could think to do: go to your house and see for himself.

The plane ride was stressful. All he could do was hope for the plane to go faster so he could see you again. The car ride was stressful. He was stuck in traffic and the driver took two wrong turns. But he thought it’d be worth it to see you. He thought it would.

When had finally got to your house he was surprised to see multiple cars and a moving truck in the driveway. He soon saw a slightly familiar face: your mother. He had never met her but you had shown him photos. She had tears in her eyes as she was carrying a box full of your things out of your home. Your mom saw Micah and recognized him from the screen shots you secretly took of him when you talked.

“Oh, you must be the boy Y/N talked to so much.”

A bitter smile grew on her face.

“They really liked you. Its not often Y/N bring up someone they’re talking to we when we talk… thank you for treating my child with so much love and kindness.”

She began to tear up again as Micah stood there confused.

“What… what happened?”

“They were on their way to the airport. Something about a surprise visit? It was a super early flight but… but apparently there was a drunk driver who was out late and speeding and… and the car hit the taxi and flipped over the car…. And… and-“

Your mother began to sob as Micah stood there in shock. No, no you can’t be gone, not just like that. You were just talking to him a few weeks ago, smiling and laughing and clowning him. You can’t be gone. You just can’t. And a surprise visit? You couldn’t have been going to see him were you? Did you die because of him?

A young man came up behind your mother to console her, sitting her down before going back to Micah. He introduced himself as your cousin. He only confirmed what Micah didn’t want to be true.

“Y/N had been in a coma for two weeks. At first it seemed like they’d wake up after a few days but… they’re condition worsened and by the end of the week the doctors said they were brain dead and weren’t gonna wake up. It took 2 more weeks for Y/N’s mom to finally decide to pull the plug. I’m sorry you had to find out like this… Oh! Wait I recognize you! You were that guy Y/N has a photo of on their dresser! Micah right?”

Your cousin ran off and returned with a battered box, parts of it singed.

“Y/N was apparently holding onto it when the paramedics found them. Apparently they kept saying something about making sure it got to you? They asked us if we knew a Micah but Y/N never gave us your name.”

Micah could do nothing but stare at the box in his arms. Taking a deep breath he opened the box to see a handmade plushie of skrunkly, a sailor moon figurine and a note.

Dear Micah,

As you know I’m not someone thats good at saying my true feelings face to face, so I wrote them down here. You are one of the best things that has happened to me in a long time. I’m always busy so having someone to talk to consistently wasn’t something I had the luxury of. You make me laugh, you make me calm, you make me feel safe. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so close to someone in such a short time before. I hope you like the gifts, I made the plushie myself! I know I can never capture the full beauty of skrunkly but I hope you appreciate my efforts. That sailor moon figure was actually hard to find too so you better be happy. I guess it’s just to pay you back for how much you’ve changed my life (and for the cute dinosaur plushie). Thank you for everything.

Love(ew),

Y/N

P.S if you ask about any of the mushy stuff I wrote to my face I can and will deny any of it. I am not past gaslighting.

As he read the note Micah began to laugh before breaking down into tears. He couldn’t help but feel like this was all his fault. If you hadn’t tried to surprise him you would still be here. Maybe he should’ve paid more attention when you asked him what his favorite sailor moon character was. He should’ve noticed when he saw you searching up how to crochet. He should’ve done something, anything. Maybe, he should’ve never started talking to you in the first place. He should’ve just like that little revenge hack be all that it was. You would still be alive if he did. Would he have met such an amazing person? No, but that would have been better than knowing he’s the reason they’re gone now.

Micah helped clean your house out. Your family like him keep the photo of the two of you on his first visit to your house as well as the dinosaur plushie he gave you. They invited him to the funeral but he just couldn’t do it. He wouldn’t be able to handle seeing you laying there, completely lifeless. He just went home promised himself that he’d never get close to anyone like that again. He wouldn’t be able to take losing someone else.

[grogusmum]

APRIL: Budding Moon

SELKIE!EZRA X F!READER

WORD COUNT: 800ish

RATED: T

SUMMARY: Ezra tells his precious pearl about his first love, a young sailor. This takes place after part 5 series masterlist

WARNING: EXCESSIVE USE OF NICKNAMES Selkie Ezra can't be stopped, he is a menace to my heart. mentions of pregnancy. That's about it.

A/N: Here is the April installment of The Wheel of the Year, my theme for @yearofcreation2023, in May, many apologies! May's installment will be posted before the month is out.

Organized by the effervescent @oonajaeadira and @writeforfandoms According to some European folklore, April’s full moon is a time of transformation and metamorphosis. It is said that during this time, witches and other magical creatures were able to shape-shift and take on new forms. Well, I couldn't resist playing in that sandbox!

Gaelic translations

Mo stór - my treasure

Mo stóirín - my little treasure

Mo fhíorghrá – my true love

Mo ghrá – my love

Mo mhuirnín dílis - “my own true love” or “my faithful darling

“Tell me of your first love, Ezra.”

“So young were we, my moonbeam. I was seven years in my seal coat, and he was so beautiful, a sailor… our time together was short but full.”

“Will you tell me?” You snuggle beside Ezra in your soft bed, your new home on Roan Inish, like a cocoon.

Yes, you have visits from family and you love nothing more than your time with Cee, but there are days on end where it is just the two of you, growing closer as new life grows within your belly.

“It is an age-old tale, mo stór (mu store), saved him from drowning, his boat tossed by the sea, caught in a storm to beat all. When I got him on land, I could not leave him. I took off my pelt for the first time since my transformation. It didn hurt. It never hurts, but I was quite overwhelmed. I hollered and near cried at the sight of my human form. I was just a boy, barely 14 when I was changed and then I was suddenly a man. The seal pays much less mind of such things, my Pearl.”

"My own? How did-" Confusion etches your features, "the tears? He didn't call you."

"So young and impetuous! Offered one transformation without tears. Used it up first chance I got. I wonder how things might have been different if I had waited..."

You look at one another, mapping what could have been-

"What was he called?"

“Angus," Ezra smiles fondly.

You hummed your approval-

"A handsome sailor named Angus? Didn't stand a chance. I would have taken my pelt off too."

"Not a ghost of a chance!" Ezra chuckles, kissing your forehead, pleased you understand. "Well, this fine sailor lay prone in the sand while I had myself a right fit, and when I tired myself out, I laid myself right down next to him and fell asleep. When I woke, he had covered my vulnerable person in his peacoat. But he was gone. My pelt safely tucked under me," Ezra pauses here to allow for the weight to settle.

"Good man," you nod.

"I soon found myself clothes to cover my wicked nakedness," Ezra cheekily nudges. "And went to return his coat. It took some time to find him. He was son of the lighthouse operator.”

“Did he know what you were? Did he know what you had done for him?”

“Slow down a tick, mo ghrá (mu graw) – It was not he who came to the door but his mother, I told her my intention to return his coat. Now then, as much as today, a young man calling on another with smitten eyes is sorely frowned upon, to say the least. And I don know if you have noticed this about me, Moonbeam, but I have great difficulty keeping my feelings under wraps.”

Ezrs noses your cheek with a smile. You curve further into him, hooking a leg around his and scoff lovingly-

“You?”

“Hard to believe, I know. She saw right through me, like I was made of onion skin. Ran me off. But my sailor saw the exchange from his window and found me later.”

“He didn’t”

“He did.”

“Did he love you as quickly as I loved you?”

Ezra looks at you with hesitation.

“When did you know you loved him?”

“Moonbeam.”

“It’s alright, I want to know. I know you have a big heart, and that you have loved others as much as you love me.”

Ezra gently takes your chin between his thumb and first finger, leveling your eyes with his.

“I have loved. Tis true, but my shining pearl, I have loved none as I love you.”

“Not even your beautiful sailor, Angus?”

“He was close, I dare not deny it. He was a close second. He took me to a boat house to talk. Yes, he knew what I was the moment he saw me on the beach. And twas I who pulled him from Lir’s fathoms. He kissed me in thanks. And I dare say to stop was an arduous task, once we started. We continued to meet surreptitiously.”

“Is it the same, loving a man? As loving a woman?”

“Love is love, of course, mo stóirín (mu storeen). But if I were to consider it the same, I would be guilty of being woefully inattentive to so many wonderments. Though putting a finger on it is no easy thing. There is a particular beauty and energy that men display and the same for women, and of course, there are those that defy those expectations and, well, that is just thrilling…”

“Our feelings grew, we would steal away, charting one anothers vestiges, discovering the bliss each location had to offer," Ezra runs his deft fingers along the dips and swells of your body, eyes on yours, searching for any sign discomfort in hearing about his past lover. He finds only interest and warmth and rubs his cheek on yours. Suddenly, his eyes turn sad-

"By and by, it became difficult for him to explain his disappearances. And of course a sailor must return to the sea.”

“So must a selkie,” your voice is smaller than you intended.

"Mo mhuirnín dílis (mu voor-neen deelish) I will convince you yet..."

Ezra wraps around you, pulling you impossibly close, filling in any space between you. The firelight flickering in his soft eyes. "There is no power that could pull us asunder, save were you ever to wish it."

You lay there quietly, fingers skating his cheek, chin, his brow, the slope of his nose.

"Never, Mo fhíorghrá (moh hear-graw), never, I sooner turn selkie myself."

THANK YOU FOR READING 💚

For more selkie Ezra or any of my writing, you can find my masterlist here, and if you care to be tagged for future fics, follow this link to my handy dandy taglist form!

[boatem-probler]

It's Triple Feature Night in... Tokyo Soul!

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / You Are Here!

There are THREE days in this report, because I was speeding through them so I could get to the Lizzie Episodes. Also Grian isn't in most of these ones, he's too busy being locked in the basement dungeon.

This report contains mentions of: slavery "jokes", death, violence, blood, stalking, sexual harassment.

Previously on Tokyo Soul:

ALL HAIL THE MOON LORD

This Time...

Episode 16 – BUY A TAURTIS!

I’m just gonna cut right to the chase – Sam is doing a full-on master-slave roleplay thing with the Taurtis clones, and it is not played as fetishy at all, even jokingly, it is really just. Slavery. It’s a whole thing. It’s not funny. The whole episode is sort of about it. Sorry.

Anyway, there are now four Taurtises, the new one is Taurissa. And there’s a Taurtis626 in the chat now? Coming back to this later because I think I figured it out. Taurtis00 found a sailor fuku in a barn and changed her name to Taurissa00. Trans rights. Taurtis69 is still Taurtis69, not the one who exploded, a different one. And Taurtis626 just showed up overnight. Everything clear now? Great!

Anyway Taurtis seems to be attracted to Taurissa.

Sam claims to not know where Grian is.

On the way to school, they find Jerry in the park. He’s another Taurtis clone, but sort of wall-eyed. Also he types in a manner that makes it clear he is meant to be stupid in an ableist caricature way.

Sam tries to auction off some of the Taurtis clones at school. Jamberite asks which ones are good for experimenting. I have no idea what is meant to be up with her.

Oh Geode’s smile is even wider now. But at least his eye is back.

Anyway he and Dr. Nurse MD each buy a Taurtis, before Señor Loro comes in to bust things up. Everybody scatters.

Except Nurse MD. Who apparently has DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE?? Señor Loro is talking to him like he’s an alcoholic. Eventually Nurse MD relents.

Anyway. The chupacabra fucking Got Tori. Sam chases him out of the school. Everyone goes back to the classroom to poke Tori’s head with sticks. Señor Loro walks in on this. He tells the class not to tell anyone this happened, because they “don’t have insurance”. He goes off to find a substitute teacher.

Sam and Taurtis decide that Jerry should be the substitute.

Episode 17 – JERRY THE TEACHER!

Jerry teaches the class about JerryKats. They are made out of Jerry and Cats, apparently.

“This is the most I’ve learned since we’ve been at this school, to be honest.” – Taurtis

Dr. Nurse makes Taurtis put on a sexy nurse outfit. He says he wanted to make Grian wear it. He also says it’s his fetish. Oh god and now Kurokuma’s here WHY. There is a limit to how much of this one guy on the internet can take, you know.

Anyway, basically, the “lesson” is Dr. Nurse MD letting this creepy old man harass Taurtis in front of the class.

After class, they run into Jorje the goat, and attempt to warn him about the chupacabra, but he’s more interested in flirting with Jerry. Señor Loro shows up and “confiscates” Jerry.

Today is swimming day in gym class! Time to see if all those Taurtis clones are still in the pool! They are not!

Episode 18 – TAURTIS IS DEAD!

They all go into the locker room to change. In Taurtis’s locker there is a note. Written by Taurtis. That he doesn’t remember writing. It says:

Taurtis is freaking the fuck out.

Taurissa claims she can’t get in the pool because she is having a baby.

Igbar is just having a great fucking time swimming.

In Professor Geode’s class, Sam and Taurtis attempt to glean clues from Geode’s behavior to help them figure out if Taurtis is really a clone. Unfortunately, Geode’s behavior is rather erratic, because today is Teacher Inspection Day!

Geode has prepared an entire decoy classroom that he hurries all the students into before Señor Loro shows up. Geode is suddenly wearing a chef’s outfit and pretending to be a teacher called Mr. Dayman. Señor Loro is completely fooled, much to Taurtis’s chagrin.

Then they all go back to Geode’s actual classroom, where Geode confirms that Taurtis is, in fact, a clone. But he’s also constantly backpedaling and trying to deny the existence of clones outright, and Taurtis is clinging onto this.

Geode takes a blood sample from Taurtis by hitting him with a knife.

They run into Jerry after school, who says that “the goat” is dangerous and scary.

Episode 19 – TEACHER CHUPA!

It’s a new day! Taurissa made salmon for everyone. Taurtis tries to eat a cactus. Taurissa explodes. Jerry takes this as a sign that their time has almost come and they’re all doomed. He says their “expiration date” is near, and they need an “antidote” that Professor Geode made. They figure they can ask Geode about it at school.

Outside, Jorje is trying to find Jerry. He’s also wearing a school uniform now. Sam and Taurtis tell him that Jerry expired while Jerry sneaks out the back door.

Jorje is already in the school lobby (lobby? Do schools have lobbies?) when they get there. He’s talking to the chupacabra, who is wearing a suit. He’s the new teacher. Unclear if Jorje recognizes him as the chupacabra, but Señor Loro definitely doesn’t.

The boys go to Geode’s classroom. Geode’s smile, somehow, is Even Wider now. He also disappears mysteriously.

The bell rings, and it’s time for Mr. Chupa’s class! It’s a History class, apparently. Also, the classroom is full of candles and cushions arranged in a wonky circle with a dead-looking bonsai in the middle of it, so I’m sure nothing weird at all will happen in this class.

Mr. Chupa leads the class in a meditation exercise. The meditation is mostly about Goats. Also Sam and Taurtis accidentally tell Jorje where Jerry is hiding.

Episode 20 – DR NURSE MD!

Nurse MD has decided to dedicate this class to teaching his students why they will all be terrible parents. They’re doing the thing where everyone has to take care of an egg, but in pairs, and also they’re encouraged to try to break other people’s eggs.

The eggs are actual Minecraft eggs. You can imagine how this goes.

Taurtis626 explodes at the back of the class and Sam literally Does Not Notice.

Jerry is pretending to be a potted plant.

Dr. Nurse MD literally has to come out into the hallway and GET THEM because none of them noticed Taurtis626 exploding. He just walks up and asks them to explain why his classroom is covered in blood. It's the funniest fucking thing.

They rush to Geode’s class again, where he very slowly tells them about the antidote. Taurtis69 explodes (again). The bell rings and Geode refuses to tell them anything else, because they need to go to gym class.

The gym teacher isn’t there. It turns out that Señor Loro hired Jerry as the replacement gym teacher.

Episode 21 – GEODE’S DUNGEON!

Jerry is having some difficulties controlling the class and fending off Jorje at the same time, so nothing has really been done by the time the bell rings.

Taurtis hurries them along to Geode’s class, because he can “feel his innards bubbling”.

Geode announces that the class is going on a field trip, and will be playing a game on the way there called “don’t get caught by Señor Loro”. They get caught by Señor Loro as soon as they step outside the school. Geode quickly puts on a ginger fake mustache.

Geode takes them to the dump, and tells them whoever digs the most will get a prize! Taurtis is convinced Geode took them to the dump because that’s where the antidote is.

Sam: “I mean, I really doubt he cares, at all.” Taurtis: “We’re his creations, Sam, of course he cares about us!”

Sorry Taurtis but I think I’m with Sam on this one, actually. Sentences I never thought I would say.

Taurtis immediately falls down a hole. At the bottom of the hole are, apparently, “a bunch of heads”. Sam jumps down to see. The heads don’t appear to be from anyone we’ve seen, but they sure are a bunch of heads.

Meanwhile, Igbar finds a “demon sword”.

Dom gets angry about everyone destroying his home, because apparently he lives at the dump now.

Taurtis continues to ask Geode about the antidote. Geode tells him that the antidote is “safe at home” in his vault.

Sam tunnels into Dom’s house, which is inside a hollowed-out trash heap.

Sam and Taurtis sneak out of class to break into Geode’s house. They bring Dom with them, because Dom is good at parkour and would therefore, they reason, also be good at breaking and entering. They also pick up Jerry on the way.

Geode’s house is very mad scientist-core, it’s got the beakers, the metal floors, the big test tubes, the whole shebang. The test tubes are each labeled “Test Subject [number] – Failure”. There’s also another container labeled “Samples of Taurtis’s Garbage”.

Taurtis opens up a manhole cover on the floor leading to a basement with At Least One Skull in it. Sam and Dom go down the ladder on the other side of the room. Taurtis is stuck in a cage. They all work to break down the cage door while Sam and Taurtis argue over whose fault this is.

Taurtis: “You know I love jumping down mysterious holes.”

They unlock a door in Geode’s office with a lever from their house that Taurtis had in his pocket. Inside is a block of coal labeled “The Perfect Taurtis”.

They go down a different ladder into a larger basement. There’s a big door with a bunch of levers next to it and a sign reading “Secret Taurtis Gloop Vault – password: 1”. There are also more Taurtis clones, and one Dom clone for some reason? They’re theorizing it was the milk. None of the Taurtis clones are moving, but the Dom clone is. He’s Dom3 according to the chat. They break him out. He and Dom immediately start flirting with each other.

Sam inputs the password into the vault and the door opens, revealing chests full of “Icky, Sticky, Taurtis Gloop”. Taurtis drinks a bottle. Jerry isn’t looking too hot. Geode has arrived to “take care of his children”. They all hide behind various Taurtis clones.

One of the clones apparently wants to take Geode on a date. Geode responds, “Why, of course, Chosen One”. So, that’s a thing that’s happening I guess.

Geode notices the gloop vault has been opened. Everyone bolts. Geode’s house is connected to a train station, so they’re able to hide there while Geode runs past them. Geode yells that he is going to inform his superiors.

Jerry doesn’t feel so good. Taurtis gives him a bottle of goop. Jerry’s head swells up, but nothing else happens. Apparently he was able to hold the explosion in, like a sneeze.

Back at home, Taurtis wonders if he has a number, and figures out by typing in the chat that he is Taurtis2.

STAR WARS SPECIAL!!

Since Pug already covered these episodes in this post, I don't focus too much on what's actually happening moment-to-moment, but more so the little details and the things related to the ongoing Tokyo Soul, uh, "plot". So my "summary" probably won't make a whole lot of sense if you haven't either read Pug's summary or watched the episodes yourself.

You know, I had assumed the Star Wars Day Special would have been posted on May the 4th, but no, it was posted on January 19th. Is this like one of those “Christmas in July” things?

Taurtis claims that “Grian used to always make us breakfast”. Not sure when this is meant to have happened, since they rarely eat on screen in either series, from what I’ve seen, and also they’ve been in Tokyo for Exactly One Week by my count, but maybe this is just one of those things where one of these kids will just fully make something up about another one of them.

Grian: “Do you know what he did???” Taurtis: “He’s done a lot of things…”

This is the funniest possible description of Sam to me. He’s done a lot of things.

Grian doesn’t know who Jerry is. He says he heard a bunch of Taurtises talking and then he “kinda went to sleep for a while”. He was there when they rescued a bunch of clones from the pool, so he knows about the clones, but the last time there were more than two Taurtis clones in the house was Yesterday Morning, which sort of implies that Grian has been Depression Napping for at least an entire day. Just thought you guys might want to know that.

Grian also asks if Sam named Jerry that because of “what happened to me”. This Kills The Man.

Grian has a very blasé reaction to being told that Taurtis is dead and the one walking around with them is a clone, but I guess there’s a lot going on in his life.

He also doesn’t really react to hearing that Tori was killed. I guess even if she was a pretty reasonable person they still didn’t do a whole lot in her class.

Taurtis wants to join the Stormtroopers because they’re all clones.

Just wanna point out that they’re learning to use the Force from the chupacabra. How the hell did the chupacabra learn how to use the Force?

Sam lost the egg he was supposed to be taking care of for Dr. Nurse’s class and goes looking around for one to “borrow”, which means we get to see inside Igbar von Squid’s locker! He has emergency breathing helmets, a gun named “Humie Hunter”, some raw fish, and some kind of crystalline thing named “Hyooman Souls”, so that’s interesting.

Okay why does Dr. Nurse suddenly want Geode dead I wasn’t under the impression he was part of this plotline. We’ll see if that actually sticks around past this special I guess.

Dr. Nurse: “Boys, I am trusting you, with all of my idiotic heart.” Taurtis: “There’s your first mistake.”

It’s occurring to me that aside from a couple remarks about not wanting to be in a cramped closet with him, Grian’s venom towards Dr. Nurse is still mostly about his intelligence/teaching skills. Which, like, makes sense since Grian wasn’t there for the whole… nurse outfit thing. But it’s still a little disconcerting to me.

Not sure why Geode is Jabba the Hutt suddenly, but okay. I mean. Star Wars Special is why, but. You know what I mean (I don’t even know what I mean).

Mr. Chupa fully eats a student. Will it last? Vote now on your phones.

Theory: everyone is being pushed by some cosmic force into playing the role of whatever Star Wars character they’re dressed as. Wouldn’t be the strangest thing that’s happened in this town. Definitely wouldn’t be the strangest thing that will ever happen in this town, we haven’t even gotten to Cthulu yet.

Also all the stormtroopers are Taurtis clones. Sam and Grian kill a bunch of them in the process of climbing an AT-AT.

We’ll also have to see if the principal stays dead after the special because they kill him too, because he’s Darth Vader or something.

They shove all the Taurtis clone Stormtroopers into the basement dungeon. They find Taurtis69’s diary in the process, which reveals that he dug the room out himself, and then later on Jerry decorated it. Sam goes inside to see for himself and Grian locks him in. Happy ending!

No Trauma Count This Time Because Pug Already Took Care of That

Something I'm thinking about. Taurtis is unavailable: Grian and Sam fuck around in a superstore for a couple episodes. Grian is unavailable: huge personal revelations. Out-of-story, it feels weirdly like Grian is still being considered as a "guest" character even though he's been on the show for a while now.

In-story though. Taurtis is Important, it's Important that Taurtis is There. But it's not quite as Important that it be the same Taurtis the whole time. In Sam's mind in Yandere High School, and now in the narrative itself in Tokyo Soul, there just has to be someone present who can fit in a Taurtis-shaped outline.

Idk. I'm Chewing On It.

Next Time... LIZZIE LIZZIE LIZZIE LIZZIE

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I was just thinking how Naoko Takeuchi really cannot really blamed for the failure of not given romantic relationships to the other girls in Usagi's inner circle. That lies entirely on the fault of the writers for the 90s anime. The author could only do so much in a 60 act manga. The anime on the other hand? Could've fleshed out their relationships OUTSIDE Usagi and duties as Sailor Guardians. It was never going happen though because of pandering to a certain male demographic that does not....

their favorite girl/Sailor Guardian (or so-called "wifu") that's not Usagi/Sailor Moon in a relationship lest they be seen as "tainted" or "damaged goods" or "impure" or no longer just for themselves. I mean, look at Ami Mizuno. Ryo Urawa disappears after the first season despite the obvious rapport they had with one another. An anime only character with potential character development for Ami and also a potential partner/boyfriend completely memory holed. But that's the 90s anime for you.

Naoko give us this pic with this caption

"Title page of March 1993 Nakayoshi"

"This is the title page for the conclusion of the first series of Sailor Moon. It had a great deal of impact on the first series. Probably because the four couplings on the right side were very unexpected. I was thinking of love stories of the previous lives of these couples. I'd like to be able to draw that someday..."

and kept it moving since she had deadlines on top of deadlines.

Sure she could have bought them back but who is to say they don't come back in the future once Mamo figures out his powers. Which him and Usagi figure out to bring them back?

Then you got people who don't like the pairings and feel like it's lazy on her to pair a senshi with a shittenou.

Then you got people who pair the senshi with the senshi.

So Naoko did the drawing and kept trucking and just focused on Usa/Mamo, Har/Mic, Chibiusa and her potential love story and the rest of the story.

I do like the potential with Asanuma and Mako tho. Also the fact her losing her parents at a young age

Even tho Mina got a whole fucking manga talking her love life and how she supposed to be cursed. Got a whole Kunzite look alike and fucking Ace!

Rei got a whole side story explaining why she's like " I don't trust men" which after you read it you understand perfectly why and you don't' fucking blame her. She had two great examples that show her in her eyes that men shouldn't be trusted. That Aries energy coming through!! ( Her dad and Kaidou is full of shit. Her grandad is the only positive older male figure she got in her life.)

Ami going to be Ami and the fact she saw what happen with her parents devoice. Also Ami first love.

( Cough none of this I mentioned is in the 90's anime but Ami first love Cough)

PGSM experimented with the pairings. ( Ami and Nephrite Chef Kiss That Mina and Zoi team up trying to stop Usa and Mamo from seeing each other. Double Chef Kiss )

Also with PGSM the fact Mako and Motoki become freaking engaged!.

Sere Myu give hints of the pairings.

Crystal finally confirmed the pairings in the past which everyone almost had a damn cow over it. Yes It could have been done better. I'm not going to even lie since they didn't even use some of the canon evidence that was in the manga to at least strengthen Mina and Kunzite if they couldn't do the other three. But it is what it is.

Fanfics handle the pairings better.

But the 90's anime... They never fully developed none of them for them to have a real love life.

Ami- Ryo Urawa was only in two episodes (27&41) and never heard of again. ( Anime Only) The second most developed Anime Only Character besides Yuuichirou but still under developed. Shingo had a crush on her in SuperS before that was his last appearance in the whole series.(144) ( And Ami first love…)

Mina- Had a crush on Alan which we found out in her backstory episode(42) but was never heard of again .Also the fact he was dating Katrina. Then had another crush Asai, in episode 100 who found out that she was Venus when she saved him but was never heard of again. ( Both Anime Only)

I guess you count when she chase after Haruka a whole episode.

When she trying to date Tiger Eye and Hawk Eye in one episode.

When her and Mako was trying to get the attention of a kindergarten teacher Mr.Honjo ( who had a child so single father or married but an damn adult they had a crush on) who was never heard of again. (154)

Of course her acting like a groupie with the Starlights…

Mako- Senpai Senpai! Her Senpai which was mentioned in her first episode( 23) and episode 49. Crane Game Joe who look like her old senpai and was in her first episode but was never heard of again. Shinozaki which was her friend she gave the blood transfusion to in episode 49 which he wasn’t her boyfriend but he was never heard of again. She developed a crush on Ail/Seijuurou episode 55 but that didn’t go anywhere since he wanted Usagi.

Of course Tiger Eye going after her.

Rei- Her dating Mamo in season one for a few episodes’ which most def fizzed out once we found out the truth. Yuuichirou had a major crush on her but that never got fully developed and she never told her feelings. Which his last appearance in the whole series was episode 136 in SuperS. He is the longest one being from season one until season four. Also being the only anime only character with the most development but still under developed.

Usagi,Mina,and Mako all had a crush on Motoki.

The only one that had a fully “developed” love story aka realtionship was Usagi.

The 90’s anime had the girls having guys that could have been developed for them only lasting one or two episodes before never been heard of again.

Then you have them screaming “I want a boyfriend” most of the time and then being groupies to the Starlights in StarS.

So nope you really can't blame Naoko since really give the girls backstory as to why finding a romantic partner maybe difficult for them.

But it still not to say they don't find one ( if they want one).

[lil-dinopup]

The New Moon Rising (Sailor Moon Agere Fanfic)

This is a single chapter story about Usagi <3 Trigger Warning: Chibiusa spanks Usagi (and done extremely mean and wrong) this is portrayed in a negative light and NOT a good thing. Summary: When Usagi starts struggling with possible side effects of the age swap with Chibiusa and insecurities. Luckily she has a younger "cousin" she can put the blame on and no one needs to know the truth. But, how long can Usagi keep these little accidents a secret while she is dealing with so many conflicting thoughts and feelings?

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      Usagi didn’t know what to do. Mom was mad at her again for another low test score. It wasn’t like she didn’t want to do better. She wanted to try to do better, but studying was hard. Besides just studying being hard in general, she was also Sailor Moon. She had to fight monsters, she had to protect people. She was so tired all the time. Sometimes she felt like she could just cry and cry and cry. But, everyone already called her a cry baby. It wasn’t just school and being Sailor Moon. Chibiusa was always being mean to her and making her feel worse. It was the way Mamoru made her feel sometimes. She hated the fact the little girl slept in her room in her bed. She hated how Mom thought she was their little cousin. Usagi hated seeing how nice her mom was to the younger girl.

      She couldn’t help but miss when she was younger, when she wasn’t struggling so much at school, when life was easier, and when her mom wasn’t always so frustrated by her. 

      It had only been a few days since they had swapped ages, Chibiusa had used her magic to make Usagi’s family not see anything weird about it. It… had only been for that dinner. They had returned back to normal while they were sleeping. But it was nice. 

      Her dream of being stuck as a toddler, even younger than Chibiusa, had been interrupted by a wet warm feeling. It knocked her out of her dream. Almost right away Usagi realized what had happened. She was mentally freaking out, quickly she changed out of her clothes. Chibiusa was still sleeping, both of them were normally heavy sleepers. Chibi always kept a glass of water on the nightstand because she got thirsty at night and mom didn’t like her waking up and going to go get her own water. Taking the glass of water she carefully poured some of it over Chibi’s pajama pants. 

      “Chibi!” Usagi started to shake the pink hair girl awake. 

      “Huh? Usaaagiiiii why are you wakin me up?” The kid whined rubbing her eyes.

      Swallowing hard, the teenager bit on her thumb a little. “You wet the bed Chibi, I’ll help clean up” 

      The plan had worked perfectly. Chibiusa had thought she had really wet the bed, and was thankful Usagi was willing to help clean up and not tell anyone. The normally bratty girl was so embarrassed she was extremely thankful for Usagi’s kindness and help.

      Of course Usagi felt bad, but she had to lie. It was much less embarrassing for a kid to wet the bed than for a teenager to wet the bed. If anyone found out, Usagi would never live it down. No one bullied Chibiusa like they did her. It was a 1 night thing. It wouldn’t happen again.

      But it did happen again. Not the never next night. But a few nights late. It was after they had to deal with the Amazoness Quartet at the age ceremony. She hadn’t wanted to volunteer, but she didn’t mind meeting those weird circus girls. When asked why wanted to be an adult she tried to say it was because she wanted to marry Mamoru. But, those circus girls had many good points on why growing up and being an adult was the worst. Heck it was like how Mina had invited them to this “part time job” there wasn’t any yummy snacks or naptime. She was so tired. She hadn’t been sleeping well afraid she’d have another accident. She wanted to marry Mamoru; he was her soulmate. She wanted to be a pretty bride didn’t she? 

      Even though Usagi's mind was full of troubling thoughts, she had done everything right. She made sure to go to the bathroom before bed, she made sure to barely drink any liquids after dinner. She shouldn’t have had an accident. But, she woke up in bed sucking her thumb and the bed wet. 

      This time while helping “Chibiusa” clean up they were caught. Mom had caught her doing laundry in the middle of the night. 

      Before Usagi could say anything Chibiusa was already hugging the adult woman’s legs confessing the truth to her “aunt”

      Hearing how upset the bedwetting situation had Chibiusa made Usagi feel worse. She was always such a loud brat that Usagi didn’t think that Chibi thought she had an accident or… two would upset her so much. But, it had. Her mom comforted Chibiusa so sweetly and reassured her. Telling her it was okay and even girls at her age could still have accidents. She told Chibiusa that when Usagi was 8 years old that she still wet the bed and had to wear protection. 

      That made Chibiusa feel a little better, it hurt Usagi that her mom revealed it so easily. But, she was glad Chibiusa stopped crying. She tried to bury her shame and fears and all the icky emotions deep deep down. 

      It felt like everything was just piling up and up and up on her. Usagi found herself struggling not to be buried alive in all of it. She didn’t talk to anyone about it. It felt like she was the only one who struggled with these feelings. High school was even worse than middle school. It felt like Chibi Moon was so much more important than Sailor Moon with her being able to call on for her Pegasus friend’s help. Or whatever. She had Mamoru, who was a lot nicer than he used to be… and they were soulmates and lovers in a past life. It was romantic. But, sometimes when they got into fights he still called her an idiot or useless. Sometimes when she asked how she looked he would say fat. Before saying sorry because he was just a blunt person. 

      Her emotions had been so big lately that one of his simple blunt comments didn't really mean anything by it even if they had made her cry. He got frustrated with her and said he wished she’d “grow up and stop being such a crybaby” 

      Mamoru was supposed to be her soulmate. She had worked so hard to keep him. She ignored the mean comments that would sometimes slip out similar to when they hadn’t been together yet. He had cheered her up when she couldn't transform. Now he hasn't been around much because he was so busy with college. He still helped her, but it wasn't the same. She tried to tell her that Mamoru was just stressed due to his college thesis. 

      Instead of going home she went to the park, no one was there. Usagi sat in the tubes for what felt like hours. She remembered when she was younger and she had a fight with Mama or was mad because of her brother so she’d run off to the park and hide in the tubes for hours until Mama came and got her. She hadn’t even noticed when she started sucking her thumb as she hugged her legs. She wanted times to go back to when the biggest thing that upset her was when Mama gave Shingo the bigger piece of pie. 

      It was getting late, she was hungry and it was almost hungry. It was only while she started crawling out of the tubes she noticed that her pink skirt was all wet and gross. She wasn’t even sleeping? Why? How? 

      Usagi quickly fled home. By her luck everyone was already at the dining table and didn’t get up when she came in. “Usagi you’re late for dinner” Her mother called out.

      “I’ll be down in a moment. I just need to wash up!” She didn’t technically lie. 

      She would have to do her laundry later. The first outfit she grabbed were her pink turtleneck sweater that was too big and her black shorts. While she put on the outfit, she noticed Chibiusa’s pullups. Her mom had gotten them for the 8 year old to help with her accidents. Biting her lip she took one of the pullups. She fit in it, it was tight but it fit! The black shorts hid the pullup perfectly. 

      When she got to dinner, her mom was about to scold her, she opened her mouth and Usagi could tell from the look her mom had. But, then the blue-haired woman closed her mouth and her face softened. “You should start eating before the food is cold” 

      While Usagi ate, she was unusually quiet. She didn’t even get seconds, she barely finished her plate. She hadn’t noticed the others finishing eating or her mom encouraging them to go.

      “Usagi” Mama softly said sitting next to her, she put her hand on top of her hand, the one that didn’t have the fork.

      Jerking her hand away, Usagi looked around, having been startled out of her thoughts. Realizing it was just her mom, her tense shoulders dropped. “I’m sorry ma-mom. Is it my turn to do the dishes?” 

      She stood up, but the adult woman took her hand again. “No, it’s fine. But, are you fine Usagi? It looks like you’ve been crying?” Her mother asked her gently, she stood up, and placed her hand on her cheek.

      “I’m… fine mom… really.” She gave a weak, forced smile. 

      “You know I’m here for you Usagi? Your dad and me. If you ever are in trouble or need to talk to someone.” Her words caused the teenage girl to jerk away.

      Her mom wouldn’t understand, no one would understand, no one would get it. Not even the other sailor scouts, not Mamoru. How could anyone understand? It wasn’t simple boy troubles. Chibiusa was their future daughter. It must mean that Mamoru and her no matter what ended up together. Because how else would Chibiusa be here? Unless her going into the past caused her to end up in a parallel world of her own, it didn’t matter if Mamoru and her got together because this Chibiusa wouldn’t be their Chibiusa? So much of the things that have happened was because of Chibiusa. It would make sense. But, Usagi wasn’t smart, she was dumb. Everyone knew it, so she was probably wrong. Which meant no matter what no matter how bad the fight was or how mad she felt she and Mamoru would end up together.

      No matter what she did, she would grow up and marry Mamoru and have a daughter who at the best didn’t like her. Would in the future Mamoru say she was an idiot in front of their daughter? Would he say she was fat or a pig in front of her? Would Chibiusa grow up seeing her mom as a useless dummy? 

      Would she always be the useless dumb crybaby Sailor Scout that held the others back? Would she ever be the princess or queen they deserved and needed? 

      Would it be better if she just quit before that future came?

      She was being hugged, everything was blurry, she hadn’t even realized she had been crying, she hadn’t been making a sound. She hugged her mama back letting the smell of her blueberry shampoo her yellow turtleneck was soft. It felt like hours of her crying into her mother’s shoulder while the woman rubbed her back.

      “Is this about Mamoru?” her mother asked when she had finally gone to simple sniffling. 

      “Yea… No? Maybe. It’s more than just Mamoru. But I’ll be okay. In the end you can’t stop the future and you can’t change it.” 

      Mama tried to ask her more questions. But, Usagi just shook her head and said she was tired.

      That night she had another accident but the pull up kept it a secret. 

      She wanted to go back to being her usual bunny self. But, something felt different, something felt wrong. Everything felt so numb. She felt cold. It was like something in her had shattered. But with her shattered heart came clarity she hadn’t ever had. She noticed things like she realized now those weird circus girls had been the amazoness quintet. It was funny because she was dumb enough not to realize, but even the others didn’t realize. That wasn’t the only thing she noticed. It didn’t matter what happened, the fights they did, school, nothing matters. Because as long as Chibiusa was around it meant the future would happen whether she liked it or not. 

      Usagi was only 15, there were so many other things she should be caring about. But, it felt like nothing could make her feel again. 

      That was until she saw the stuffed bunny in the window of the toy store. It was a white bunny, but the inside of her ears was the same pattern of her bedsheets, her favorite pattern. Light purple with white bunnies jumping and crescent moons and pink stars. Its embroidered eyes were pink like the stars. The paw pads were yellow. It reminded her of a stuffed bunny she had as a little girl, but one day the bunny was gone. Shingo had accidentally lost it when he took it to daycare while she was at school. She cried for weeks. They tried to find a replacement stuffy but none of them was right. It was a little funny, because that Bunny was named Luna. Usagi bought the Bunny, Moonie.

      When she got home she lied to Chibiusa and her mom and claimed the plush was a gift from Mamuro. She hadn’t seen the guy since the semi fight. But, no one needed to know that. He was busy. 

      She went to sleep cuddling the stuffed bunny. Her dream was amazing. At first she was a toddler again and at the park with Mama, then she was a teenager still dressed the same. Mama didn’t care or seemed bothered. A monster appeared and she had to turn into Sailor Moon, but her outfit was cuter, there was a diaper, which made her feel a little embarrassed but no one made fun of her. Despite the outfit looking more babyish she was still useful and she managed to defeat the monster all herself. And the other scouts got there late and praised her and Mama praised her. Then, there was an earthquake and Mama was saying she had an accident. The earthquake kept shaking her. 

      Usagi woke up confused, rubbing her eye, her thumb was still in her mouth. She saw Chibiusa and she looked mad. “You wet the bed! You were wearin a pullup and leaked! You were always the one wetting the bed weren’t you! You framed me didn’t you?” 

      “Hnn?” Usagi moaned. She was so tired and she felt like she could cry a little. Chibiusa had woken her up from a really nice dream. She rubbed her face in Moonie’s fur.

      “You made me think I was a big baby! When it was you!” Chibiusa whispered angrily tears threatening to fall, she looked so mad. 

      Before the teenager could say anything. She found herself being pulled onto the floor. She barely caught herself with her hands. She found her butt in the air, Usagi tried to get back up, but Chibiusa was standing to close “Move” Instead the girl pulled the older girl’s pajama pants down, revealing the soaking pull up. 

      “No” She had heard the pink kid say and then after some movement a force hit Usagi’s butt hard.

      “Ow!” She squeaked. It hurt really bad! Looking up awkwardly, she saw Chibiusa was holding a hardcover book with both her hands. 

      “You Made Me Think I Was a Big Baby Not You!” Chibiusa angrily exclaimed each word she struck Usagi hard with the book. The pull up wasn’t helping cushion any of the impact. Each hit she let out a painful whine. 

      The door opened up, revealing the blue hair adult. Usagi’s mother saw her niece hitting her daughter with a hardcover book, giving her a crud spanking, while her daughter was wearing a well used pull up. 

      Honestly Ikuko put 1 and 1 together very fast. Chibiusa stared at her “aunt” now holding the book over her hand shaking, While Usagi looked up at her mother through tears.

      “Mama” She quietly whined.

      “What is going on here?” Ikuko demanded

      Chibiusa moved already telling her the whole story, while the woman got closer, Ikuko helped her daughter from her fallen position. 

      It was what Ikuko had assumed Usagi was the one actually wetting the bed and blamed her younger cousin and her cousin had been mad and decided to punish Usagi with a spanking. But she had used a hard book to make it really impactful. 

      Usagi didn’t say anything, she just clung to her mother crying into her shoulder shaking thumb in her mouth 

      Ikuko told the younger girl to go downstairs and think about how hitting someone with a book repeatedly wasn’t okay, while she dealt with Usagi. 

      When the younger girl was gone. Ikuko comforted her daughter while lightly scolding her for lying about the accidents. She worked on getting the bed clean while her daughter clung to her hugging her new stuffed bunny, holding her sweater with the other hand. After she had finished dealing with the bed she realized Usagi was in no state to deal with herself. So she had to help her teenage daughter. 

      She took Usagi to the bathroom with some new clothes, and a new pullup, mentally noting maybe getting nighttime diapers would be better. As Usagi cleaned up herself, Ikuko noticed the bruises the book left, it would hurt for a good bit to sit down, it wasn’t just her butt either there was bruises on her lower back and upper legs. She wondered how long and how hard exactly Chibiusa was hitting Usagi for. She wondered why she hadn’t heard sooner. Usagi wasn’t one to usually take a spanking so quiet. Was it because she was embarrassed because of the wet pullup? 

      In her spare pajamas and all cleaned up, Usagi looked softer and younger as she went back to hiding her face mostly in the stuffed Bunny’s fur. “M sorry mama. I know it was bad blamin’ Chibi n I know it made her sad… I just I just didn’t wan anyone to know.” She whispered timidly tears starting to form. 

      “And you will be saying sorry to Chibiusa. But, it didn’t give her the right to hit you the way she did. You both will be punished in the morning.” Ikuko said gently but firmly.

      “Can I sleep with you and daddy tonight?” Usagi whispered almost so quietly that Ikuko almost missed it. 

      Ikuko had a feeling this behavior regression stemmed from something much bigger. But, tonight was not the night to push for answers. She had a tired and hurt little girl to care for right now and another hurt angry little girl who needed to be told that while what she had done was bad her feelings were valid. “After you say sorry to Chibiusa” 

[danaty-consolation]

Goku and Sailor Moon as a romantic couple, an analysis

"Two people from different worlds have more in common than what meets the eye".

In this Analysis, I will explain why I see Goku and Sailor moon as the perfect pairing and OTP material.

Important note before beginning: This analysis refers to when they have an age gap of 1 year (teenage years) or three or five (When they are young adults or full-grown adults). since I only ship them in those conditions.

Ok, with that out of the way, let's begin!

First, we need to explain their character separately and break them down their sides.

I will right away note that I will be explaining most of Dragon ball til the GT timeline, I will not talk about the super Goku at all.

Son Goku (The Earthling)

Goku was raised by his grandfather Son Gohan since he found him as a little kid, Goku was taught by him martial arts in a place far from society in the mountains.

He was a bad child with Son Gohan until he hit his head hard, making him had a change in his personality.

Goku since then was a child known for his innocence, friendliness, and pure heart. Making him an ignorant about a lot of social norms and appearance's after his grandfather's early passing since he didn't have someone to teach him more about those things until he met Bulma.

With their adventures, he began to gain a teacher and a deep friendship thanks to his kindness and support. Of course, he also wanted to fight and get strong but the bond he formed in his pre-teen and teenager days will follow him in his future years on adulthood.

Even though he has a tail as a kid he knows he is an earthling.

Kakarot (His saiyan side)

Later in the story, there will be a revelation that Goku is actually a Saiyan, a person of a different race that was sent from another planet to conquer earth.

There will also reveal his real name, Kakarot.

Which Goku at first ignores, not wanting to have something in common with his own brother (Raditz) and Vegeta.

It doesn't matter if he is indifferent about it first because blood is blood and it only took him time to finally show that he was a Saiyan after he lost his tail.

His super Saiyan transformation.

He is a Saiyan because of his pure origins race, no matter what.

Goku (The Saiyan earthing)

It took time for Goku to acknowledge that he was a Saiyan verbally since he still is an earthling since he was raised on earth. Nevertheless, he now accepts his roots and is proud of being a part of both sides.

This becomes more apparent in GT when he conquers the big ape form and transforms in the purest and rawest version of himself.

SSJ4 Goku:

Becoming more savage and brutal while retaining his human side and empathy.

Serena/Usagi Tsukino

I will for now on refer to Usagi as Serena since I saw it with the Mexican dub and I mostly refer to her as Serena. (And this is a personal preference so yeah)

Serena Tsukino is a girl who loves to eat, fall in love, read manga, play video games, and lazy around. She has bad grades and doesn't like to study, she also is friendly and makes friends easily because of how expressive, friendly and open she is to new people.

She is ready to help her friend by being a listener and being there to cheer someone up.

She is far from perfect since she is also a crybaby and doesn't like when things don't go her way.

Sailor Moon

Sailor Moon is a guardian who fights evil by the name of the moon, she is the protector of earth and even though her beginnings are rough since she didn't want to fight, she slowly began to fill her role as a guardian to protect the people she loves.

It didn't matter that she was scared and still gets scared at some point later in her story, but the thing that makes her a worthy warrior is that she still fights and becomes better as time goes on as a person who defends earth. because she wants to protect the people she cares about

Princess Serenity

Serena's past life, the princess of the fallen Moon Kingdom is a part of herself. The royalty personality she once had as a princess is gone but her presence in the story is as powerful since is a part of her now.

Princess Serenity is a part of her heritage, the only survivor of her race. She is Serena's future as Neo Queen Serenity but she is also her present. The silver crystal is what connects Serena with her tragic past and only when she uses it is when her royalty blood appears again in the form of her dress and the moon sign on her forehead.

She is the past, present, and future of Serena/Sailor Moon, her moon race that is shown in important times just to remind her that she is the reincarnation of a royal princess and the power she heritage with. If Sailor Moon is defined by her bravery, it can be said that princess Serenity Is the maturity of her as a person. Accepting her past with a mix of her present, since the original princess Serenity never fought.

Why do they work?

First for a couple to work they need to have things in common or similarities in their narrative.

So I will explain first the most basic similarities.

Goku and Serena both are from different race. Serena's past life was as a Moon citizen who was a royal and Goku was from planet Vegeta, however, they both got raised on earth.

Both of them don't admit at first what they are, but in the later narrative, they accept themselves as who they are.

They both are protectors of the earth, being the most powerful in each of their universes as their story progresses.

Now in characterization, they both have things in common. Their love for eating.

They have goofy sides and are both innocent.

Lastly and a funny one, both of them don't like needles.

If we see put their differences together, they can teach each other one positive things.

Sailor Moon would teach him more about social norms and more about having a great time without training all the time meanwhile Goku can help her in getting better at defending herself in battle and attacking.

Narratives in common

As many similarities as these two characters have they also share two important ones in their respective storyline.

Time travel

It's interesting how both of them have time travelers and how both they are people they will get to know in the future ( With Serena is her own future daughter Rini or Chibiusa meanwhile with Goku is Trunks, the son of his first friend Bulma and his self-called rival and fellow Saiyan, Vegeta).

Both manage to change the future in some way when it were in the direst situation and managed to become more powerful to defeat early a future threat in the Cell saga (Dragon Ball Z) and Black moon saga (Sailor Moon R).

Different Universes

This is an important part of the narrative that is also essential in both of their universes.

With Sailor Moon we know thanks to the manga "Parallel Moon" that they do exist alternate universes in this universe as we see a different version of Serena and her friends being married and having all daughters (In Serena's case she has another daughter who is younger than Rini)

And with Dragon Ball is an entire plotline of its own, where there is a section called "Time Patrollers" who are guided by the Kai of Time to protect the timelines and different universes. The universes form from single actions or moments that change history and become a separate and own narrative on their own. Goku in this universe is a Time Patroller who tries to keep everything in check.

It was even considered that GT is an alternate universe of Dragon Ball Z after Dragon Ball Super began with a new storyline. Making both stories canon but in different realities.

Canon storylines and bases of the source material make it work

As mentioned before, they have a lot of things in the common narrative, so it doesn't make it a stretch or impossibility for them to actually meet.

In a different universe or thanks to time travel they could meet and it doesn't destroy the source material and canon storylines. It isn't out of character for them to cross paths because their narratives give the sources and material that nod that it could actually happen.

It helps that their storylines have things that the other storyline also have. They both fight humans, roots of evil, and aliens, making them work together quite easily and having them understand most of the time right away their situations and help out.

It doesn't matter if they are in the past, present, or future. They can both fight for the same reason and are the most powerful beings in each part of their stories in any of the mentioned times.

An alliance makes perfect sense when fighting a stronger opponent.

That's interesting but how and why would Goku fall in love with Sailor Moon and still be in character for him?

The moon has been a part of his character since the beginning of Dragon ball's story, being the catharsis to make him transform into a great ape when he sees the moon at the time he had his tail and being the thing that makes him connect the dots of the similarity between him and the first Saiyans he meets.

We can see that the Saiyans have a strong connection to the moon because it gives them tremendous power. So, it makes sense for Goku to be interested in her at first thanks to her moon vibes, aside from her warrior side she has something that his Saiyan blood has a reaction to.

Counting all the things they had in common and how easily they make friends, is no surprise how they right away may form a strong friendship that as time goes on can become into a strong romantic relationship thanks to their partnership in fighting evil.

They could interact a lot as partners in battle and have relaxing times when there isn't a fight.

They both could have an equal relationship in battle, believing in each other strength and saving the other when the situation calls it.

This bond could get only stronger. Making Goku experience for the first time a deep romantic bond, since Saiyan men are attracted to strong women, and what better moment for him to fall in love than interacting with her in his ambient? Were his strongest bonds formed, in a fight or battle.

Why are they more interesting together than being with their canon partners?

One word: Equality

The faults of Serena and Darien/ Usagi and Mamoru.

Serena is the strongest of the two of them, making most of their situation swapped from the lady in distress to the gentleman in distress.

In both, the manga and the 90's anime Mamoru is used to have a positive or negative development on Serena.

In the manga, Sailor Moon repeats her last life mistake and kills her lover and herself after seeing that he went full evil. At some point with the power of her friends who died giving her strength she only cares about her lover.

She, later on, becomes jealous of her own daughter, who is stealing her boyfriend's attention when her friends were literally getting abducted.

In most of the arcs of the manga, Darien is abducted, cursed, and even killed so they can make Sailor Moon move forward. He's her incentive, she needs to protect him and save him.

The relationship is more mature in the manga and deeper. However, Darien is still used as a way to move Sailor Moon so she can develop without caring about his strength as a character. Of course, he also develops but he would never be on equal footing as Serena in power or as an ally, he's the tool to make her grow.

He saved her at first of course as Tuxedo mask, but as she grew he began to feel more at the sides. No matter his new powers or crystal, he is still used as a tool.

In the 90's anime, they at first hate each other but after knowing their identity and past selves they fall in love, but they lack communication here. We can talk about Serena and Darien's break-up arc or how most of the time Darien and Serena didn't have things in common besides their past lives.

The forgotten bond between Goku and Milk/ Chichi

First of all, they both got to know each other as preteens. Where Milk was the first one to fall in love with Goku.

Later, Milk asks him if they will get married in the future, and Goku, being ignorant about what marriage means, mistakes it for free food.

They meet again years later as teens in the martial tournament. When she gets angry after he didn't recognize her and was sad when she noticed that he forgot about their promise, even Goku admitted after that he trough it was something about food.

However, Goku promised that he would marry her so he does even if he doesn't feel anything for her yet.

Their relationship is different and not as strong as Vegeta and Bulma. Even if he has two kids with her he hasn't shown any hard romantic attraction to her.

Don't get me wrong, Goku learned to care for her with time and he likes her but it's clear that hard romantic love isn't a thing with him at least. They are shown to argue a lot and there isn't chemistry most of the time.

Are Milk/Chichi and Darien/Mamoru bad characters then?

Of course not! Both of them are amazing characters that grow in their series. That's why the way they are treated by their authors is unfair, both of them as individuals are smart and strong. The authors could have made them as equal to their loved ones but one was forgotten most of the time from the battlefield and the other was just used like a puppet for the other one to grow.

Conclusion

Goku and Sailor Moon's interaction and development are the most interesting part of them. They can relate to many things and they can work together quite well. They both can make the other grow as a person and become more powerful.

The romance between them would take time and would be quite different and exciting depending on the context they meet. Making more room in knowing each other and interacting more before true romantic feelings even begin to appear on one of the sides because one thing can be true, at least both of them would feel curiosity or attraction to each other when they first meet.

Also, the situations they can be in are endless, in both works, there is time travels and different universes so they can meet each other in one of those universes.

Afterwords:

You can ship whatever you want! This analysis was made so I could explain why I ship Gokusere so much and why I can't see them with their canon partners anymore. If you like the canon pairings better that's fine too! We are here to share not to judge.

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

Songs That I Think Would Match TFA-Megatron...(Because Sari Is His Daughter, Too.)

[Note: Don’t Reblog Without Permission...] 

the song that I think would match TFA-Megatron would be these....

"All-American Girl" by Carrie Underwood, "Daddy's Girl" by Red Sovine.... or like the song "Daddy's Girl" from Sailor Moon songs.

maybe the song “Daddy’s Girl” by Red Sovine, would only fit him a little bit...

another song that might fight him would be the song "Mr. Mom" by Lonestar...

I'm still going to view Megatron as Sari's Mom, even if he is also her Other Dad as well....if he married Starscream, that would make Starscream... Sari's Step-Dad.

I mean it is pretty obvious that Sari’s baby protoform self was born in the same lab that Megatron’s Head was being kept in, and she didn’t just appear out of nowhere, and was likely born because of Megatron going through the budding stage....

so yeah, Sari has two dads, one she gets her CNA from, which is clearly Megatron, and her Human DNA from her Dad...though I still have that one theory that I brought up in the post before this one, that because Isaac was wearing gloves, Sari’s protoform self couldn’t scan his full DNA, but before he fainted from the shock, a piece of his hair fell off and landed on the protoform, and if he had a wife during that time, who Sari got her red hair from...

she might of found Isaac past out, and she might of also checked out the protoform as well, and she wasn’t wearing gloves when she touched the liquid metal body, so the baby protoform was able to scan more of the DNA.

Isaac’s wife might of been the first to come to, and he saw her holding a human baby named Sari, and the reason why Isaac never told Sari about her Mom, and telling her the half-truth on how she came into his life...

might have to do with him not wanting to bring up his wife, who possibly went missing.

like it might be possible that Sari got her red hair from her possible Other Human Parent, that would be her Human-Mom who she got most of her DNA from, and while she could of still got some of her DNA from Isaac Sumdac and some of it being from Mrs Sumdac.

so that would mean that Sari would have Three Biological Parents instead of just two, that would be both Megatron and Isaac Sumdac.

it be funny if Megatron ended up fainting after hearing that he technically became a Mom when he was stuck in that lab, and he had a beautiful liquid metal protoform newborn....

him being able to have a baby, might have to do with him being given a spark by the Allspark when he was first came into being.

like it could turn out that Autobots who get their sparks from Vector Sigma, can’t go through the budding stage.....those Protoform Mannequins, are not like the baby protoform that Sari was before she was turned into a Techno-Organic Human Baby.

and I still think those Protoform Mannequins, are made from the living metal from Cybertron’s Sonic Canyons in a misused way, FRAG THE AUTOBOT ELITE GUARD! STOP THE CORRUPTION ON CYBERTRON! 

DOWN WITH ULTRA MAGNUS!

TECHNO-ORGANIC AND DECEPTICON EQUAL RIGHTS! 

LET VEHICONS VOTE! 

Megatron still shouldn’t be leader of Cybertron, but he was right the whole time about the Autobot Tyranny, and some of the Autobots who aren’t the ones who are leaders of that planet, are clueless to the truth.

even if Megatron shouldn’t run Cybertron, but it doesn’t change the fact that he is still Sari’s Other Parent, even if it was never officially said so in the end of the show....but fans know, and it took time for some fans to figure it out....

another song that might fit Megatron from TFA, would be that parody song that has to do with “Stacy’s Mom”....by Fountains of Wayne....or is it Bowling For Soup...? maybe both...no wait, it might just be Fountain Of Wayne... 

ya know, but instead of “Mom” it’s like “Stacy’s Dad”....

congrats to Megatron on becoming the first Megatron to have a canon kid, that isn’t just a distant descendant like Predacon Megatron.    

be funny if Sari yells at Predacon Megatron these words, that are the same words Grif from Red Vs Blue had yelled at his own Sister...

“DON’T EMBARRASS THE FAMILY!”

 if Tucker had a sister, she would probably yell the same thing to him.

anyway, Megatron from TFA being a parent of Sari, but him not knowing he is or the fans not knowing until they put two and two together, like the whole Sari being in a lab when Isaac found her, and Megatron possibly being in that very same lab that Sari’s Hatchling/Sparkling self was found in....

anyone would end up figuring that out at some point, but why couldn’t they have revealed that true origin of Sari in the show, and not just say she was like those protoform mannequins when clearly she isn’t. O_O

does this mean that Megatron has to pay child support...?

and given how long ago the show had first came on....he might like need to pay a LOT of it.....then again, he might not be able to do that, because Cybertronian Currency might not be able to be transferred into what Humans use as Currency.

if I figure out what other songs might fit Megatron, I might talk about it in a future post.

this might be the last post for a while, like at least until a few days later or so...I will still check out some stuff on here, and will be back to posting maybe either the first of next month or whenever on the next month.

so yeah, once again, it would still be funny if Megatron fainted after finding out that he is Sari’s Other Dad.....maybe Lugnut could faint as well...

and Lugnut might treat Sari the same way he treats Megatron, but like acting like a protective Papa-Lugnut...that would be cute.                         

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

Ten Characters, Ten Fandoms

i got tagged by @apathetic-theme-song

Shion - King of Fighters

Sabrina/Natsume - Pokemon

Duo Maxwell - Gundam Wing

Makoto/Lita Kino - Sailor Moon

Cho Hakkai - Saiyuki

Yuuko Ichihara - xxxHolic

Count D - Pet Shop of Horrors

Vincent Valentine - Final Fantasy VII

Kimimaro - Naruto

Alphys - Undertale

i can never think of anyone to tag but if you wanna do this because you saw me do it, feel free to @ me and make me look at your list :3

also this isn't required but bc i love them i put images and brief descriptions of all of these characters under the cut

Shion, my beloved; the androgynous sub-boss of King of Fighters XI, he uses multiple weapons including a rope-dart, chinese spear, meteor hammer, and can punch air so hard it turns into a projectile. he often quotes Sun Tzu's Art of War, knows tons about cooking, and loves eating delicacies. currently wandering some kind of weird extradimensional space after his boss tried to kill him (he got revenge tho >:3 he can have little a murder, as a treat.)

Sabrina/Natsume (left) in the Pokemon anime had psychic powers so strong she splintered her personality into a grown-up half and a child half, both of which were able to exercise their own wills independently (the latter via a doll). she was scary, but eventually became more lighthearted and rejoined her split halves thanks to a goofy Haunter.

Duo Maxwell (center) is many things: orphan, gifted mechanic, and self-proclaimed God of Death--which is why he's the pilot of the Deathscythe, a grim-reaper-esque mecha. he witnessed a lot of death early in life, to the point that even his first and last names connect him to people close to him who died

Makoto/Lita Kino (right) is Sailor Jupiter; she's strong, tall, tomboyish, and self-sufficient after the loss of her parents. Her lightning attacks are powerful, but her sense of justice is even more so. She has a cute side, too, and gets flustered when someone calls her feminine. >:3

Cho Hakkai (left), problematic fave #1. the mom friend, and a stepford smiler who took a correspondence course in lockpicking, he's atoning for incest and mass-murder by....doing more mass-murder, but the gods told him it was cool this time. to be fair, he's mostly a healer now, as well as the party's designated driver (his dragon, named Jeep, turns into a Jeep).

Yuuko Ichihara (right) is a space-time witch who grants wishes. i want to say more but instead i'll just plead with you to read the xxxHolic manga (and read/watch Tsubasa -RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE- for the full experience, since they have some story linkage).

Count D gets two images for a little gallery because look at this freak. gorgeous. the way they move in the OVA is fantastic. genderless sugar-addicted ecoterrorist; what's not to love??

Vincent Valentine (left) is a gunslinger who can transform into a fanged monster and chooses to sleep off his depression in a coffin, but he's not a vampire. that's just how it is sometimes. he even joins the hero party without doing anything to fix his bed hair.

Kimimaro (center) has a bloodline ability that lets him utilize his bones as weapons. As a child, he was kept in a cage and only released for combat, despite his gentle nature. Orochimaru (the series' first main antagonist) found him after his clan was wiped out, and took him in; being valued by Orochimaru gave him purpose, and he fights like a zealot as a result... (;A;)

Alphys (right) is a cringefail otaku lesbian lizard who, nevertheless, is a brilliant scientist. she created Mettaton's mechanical body, after all. we don't need to talk about her other works. :) really. :) :) :)

[worksbynatashasproperty]

A not so normal fairytale with Pirates

Part six

Liona's POV

I've been hanging out with Iris for a while now, she's actually pretty cool, Cas even tried to rope me into a few of his pranks but was stopped by Iris because in her words "This is the Captain's girl if something happens to her Mar will have your ass on a silver platter." It made me feel warm inside when I heard them calling me "the Captain's girl." Speaking of the Captain I really do miss her but she's busy, I don't know what she's doing to Jay, the man who hurt me, but honestly I don't think I want to know.

Maria's POV

"PLEASE!! I'm sorry!!" He honestly thinks that I'll stop he hurt Liona, I'm not gonna get away with that. Hearing him beg for me to stop honestly made me chuckle. "You really think I'd let you go after the way you treated Liona." I can't believe this guy. I walked up to him and used my dagger to tilt his head up. "Scumbags like you don't deserve mercy." I hissed. "You know what I don't have time for this." I miss Liona. "Please.." He whimpered. I couldn't help but roll my eyes at him. After all he's done he still thinks he has the right to plead for his pathetic life. You know what I'll deal with this later, I'm gonna go spend some time with my girl. I walked upstairs ignoring the pleas of the vermin. I didn't want to deal with this shit, I just want to spend time with Liona.

I know many of my crew might think I'm going soft but it's not true, honestly she makes me a better Captain and I'm grateful for that. I spent some more time with the crew figuring out our next voyage we had plenty of supplies but many including myself were itching for some time off the ship before I found Iris and Liona talking and laughing it looked like Iris was trying to teach her how to the a sailors knot it was amusing to see my girl's struggling the face she was making was adorable.

"Hey sweetheart." Her face lit up at the sound of my voice and I smiled. "Thanks Iris but it's my turn to spend time with Liona." Iris rolled her eyes at my comment. "Aye, aye Captain." I rolled my eyes. "Bye Iris." She smiled at me and walked away. I turned back to the younger woman and opened my arms. "Come here draga." Liona ran over to me and I smiled to myself loving the feeling of her wrapped up in my arms, I pulled back from her and stroked her cheek. "Hi." She mumbled. I smiled at her "Hey princess. I have a surprise for you." Liona's eyes lit up at that.

What she didn't know was that tonight was a full moon, the full moon is absolutely beautiful when reflected off the ocean and I couldn't wait for her to see it.

Liona's POV

I wonder what surprise Ria had for me, whatever it was I couldn't wait to see it. I spent the remainder of the day wrapped up in Ria's arms until nightfall, everyone was asleep when she took me to the lookout stand I was kinda scared at first having to climb up that latter, but when Ria reassured me everything was okay all my worries drifted away. When we got to the top I saw the most breathtaking sight, the moon and the stars shining brightly, reflecting off the water. I loved it. I felt Ria's arms around me and smiled, leaning into her touch.

3rd Person POV

Maria wrapped her arms around the younger girl, smiling ear to ear. "Do you like it." She whispered. Liona's heart speed up at the sound of the woman's voice. "Yes.." She mumbled. She turned, facing woman and wrapping her arms around her neck. "Thank you..for this." Maria and Liona spent the next couple of hours enjoying each other's company until Liona got to tired to stand. Maria gently guided her down the ladder and scooped her up into her arms. "C'mon sweet girl, time for bed." Liona didn't put up much of a fight, to tired to argue she let Maria lay her down and tuck her into bed.

The two spent the rest of the night in each other's arms, Maria telling Liona stories to help her sleep.When Maria woke the next day the younger woman was still laying on her chest, she smiled as her chest filled with a warmth that only Liona seemed to bring her. She slowly slid out from under the girl to get ready for the day. She had some duties to take care of in a few hours time they were set to arrive on one of the many lost islands. An island that was written in one of her fathers many maps he kept when he was Captain. Maria walked toward the door of her room, looking back at the beautiful girl that lay asleep in her bed and smiled she walked out onto the deck of the ship. She wanted to give her girl some time to rest while Maria finished her duties so when the girl woke Maria would be able to Liona, her full attention.

Liona woke up around mid-day confused, she was so used to sleeping in the Captain's arms and Maria being there when she woke up. The young girl grumbled to herself as she got up and ready for the day when she walked out to the deck of the ship she noticed Maria and Iris pointing at a map and talking. Liona stretched her arms as she walked up behind the older woman and wrapping her arms around her, sill very tired. Maria chuckled already knowing who it was and turned to pull Liona into her arms. Iris smiled at the interaction and sneakily walked away leaving the two alone. "Morning, princess." Liona just grumbled still upset at the fact she woke up alone.

Maria laughed at her actions and pulled Liona's face up from her chest, causing Liona to look into the older woman's eyes and pout. "Why weren't you there when I woke up Ria." Maria smiled softly at her a placed a kiss to the top of her head. "I'm sorry sweet girl. I had some work to do this morning." She stroked the girl's hair as she continued. "But don't you worry draga, you have my full attention now." Liona beamed at this and pulled the older woman back to their room, Maria chuckling at her actions.

[princesscolumbia]

Today was so very, very frustrating, but at least I got to do some writing at the end of it. Another day passes, we're one day closer to the release of the new chapter. In the meantime, have chapter 4 of Fission:

While Luna was accustomed to Usagi's rather...violent sleep patterns and could sleep through just about any of them at this point, being kicked out of the bed will still cause one to wake up rather suddenly. From her vantage point on the floor, the moon cat looked up to see Usagi, still quite asleep, thrashing about in her bed.

"No, no, no more..." the girl kept muttering over and over.

More than a little worried, Luna hopped up on the nightstand, deftly dodged a flailing arm, and bounced onto Usagi's chest. "Usagi! Usagi, wake up!" Luna began bouncing lightly on the girl hoping to shake her awake.

Usagi found herself being forced into merciful consciousness and out of the rather horrific nightmare. She opened her eyes...

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" she screamed and somehow managed to wedge herself into a corner on the ceiling, gripping the wallpaper and ceiling stucco with just her fingernails and nothing else. "C-c-cat!"

Luna, for her part, was simply floored. Literally. Usagi's sudden flair for acrobatics and what looked like ninjitsu had caused a repeat of Luna's earlier date with medium shag carpet. She looked up at Usagi and boggled at the girl, simply not understanding what prompted the reaction, let alone how the girl was staying up on the ceiling completely unassisted.

"Usagi! Get a hold of yourself!"

"GAH! C-cat! Talking c-cat!" Usagi's shaking reached minor earthquake status.

"SAILOR MOON! You snap out of it this instant!" snapped Luna impatiently.

At once, Usagi's face cleared of all terror to look curiously at Luna. "Huh? Hey, Luna, how did all my stuff get on the ceiling?"

Luna didn't say anything, she just stared back at Usagi with a half-lidded look and ears slightly back. A moment later, Usagi fell to the floor with a WHUMP!

"Oooow!"

Ranma casually brushed his teeth with one hand and rubbing a small lump on his forehead with the other while pondering the mysteries of tomboys and how they somehow managed to bring out the worst in him. I really don't think she's stupid, so why do I keep saying it? Shrugging, he returned his thoughts to the night before.

Exactly how he heard the call for help was a mystery to him. Sure, he'd sensed danger before, but this was as if he was hearing the girl directly in his ear, like he had a telephone or something. No clearer than that, like she was right next to him.

"Ranma," came the irate voice of Akane through the bathroom door, "Hurry it up, we're going to be late!"

She always says that, he thought, But we almost never are...

"WAAAA, I'M LATE!" screamed Usagi, once again running like the hounds of hell were on her heels. The morning she had a full-on legitimate reason, but even her mother had been rather hard pressed to come up with some way to make a horrific nightmare some sort of late-worthy excuse. Her father had already taken the car to work, however, so she was still going to have to get to school on foot.

Up ahead, she saw the gates to the school grounds and noted that there were still students milling about. Great! she thought, I'm not going to be late after all! She even saw Naru, looking pleased to see her be on time for once. And there was Ami, looking anxious, and Mako-chan...

Suddenly her danger-sense pinged like mad. She brought her run to a screeching halt and dove to the side using reflexes she didn't realize she had.

"So, Usagi, still good at running away!" came a voice from the spot she'd just vacated.

"Uh, what?" Usagi turned with confusion to see...

Actually, something not that uncommon for her, just totally out of place.

There, in her schoolyard, with her and all of her friends in their "civilian" clothes, was a girl in some body armor. Some very revealing body armor. Usagi never watched Project A-ko, but she would have found her next line very appropriate in response to the new girl. "Aren't you a little cold in that?"

The other girl growled and said, "Pay attention! Because of you, Usagi Tsukino, I have seen hell!"

As Ranma finished punting Kuno over the school, he sneezed. "Huh, wonder if I'm catching something...?" he paused and took a mental inventory of his body, "No, doesn't feel like..."

Somewhere in Kenya, Ryoga sneezed. This caused him to look up from his upside-down map of Detroit, "Huh? WHERE AM I NOW!"

Nearly every other student stood stunned, merely blinking in confusion at the armor-clad girl.

"Oh...kaaay," said Makoto, "I know meatball head is a bit of a ditz, but I don't see..."

"Silence, you! This is between me and her!" barked the newcomer, "Today, Tsukino, you pay for your indiscretions against me!" With that, the girl started advancing on Usagi.

"Uh," she gulped, "Wait, who are you?"

The armor clad girl stopped, sighed, and pulled up the faceplate on the helmet, then pulled a pair of glasses from...somewhere and put them on. "Do you remember me now?"

Usagi stared, thought, stared some more, then snapped her fingers. "Oh, right! You're...uh..." She remembered the face, but not the name.

"Don't strain yourself, Usagi!" the other girl snapped, whipping off her glasses and putting her faceplate back down.

"Usagi...?" Ami didn't need to ask the question.

"Mia Asagura!" said Naru suddenly.

And Usagi remembered...

Flashback

"Aaah, I'm late!" Usagi screamed, plowing right over another girl with glasses.

"Oh, no, I'm late again!" Cried Usagi as she bumped the same girl with glasses into a locker.

A note landed on Mia's desk, labelled "To Usagi." Mia picked it up and looked at it, then at the blond two desks away, and was about to raise her hand to throw it out when the teacher called out, "Mia! No passing notes in class, go stand in the hall!"

"But...!"

"No excuses, now!"

End flashback

"...and then there was the frisbee incident, and the time I tripped over her in P.E., and..." everyone around her sighed. All of it perfectly Usagi, and all a lot of straws on one camel's back.

"That's right! Because of you, I lost my perfect, perfect 4.0 GPA..." Mia trailed off wistfully, here eyes glistening slightly. Not that anyone could see, what with the faceplate in the way... "I have come to have my revenge!"

Umino chose that moment to speak up, "I thought you were here because your father got a transfer and had to move you back to the area and you needed to go to school here..." he finally shut up under the death glare he received from Mia.

Makoto had finally had enough. "Listen, I don't know why you think Usagi would do that to you on purpose, but this is getting ridiculous. I'm going to take you to the principles office and report you!" Mako had matured a bit in her dealings with bullies and misfits, she now worked within the system where she could, functioning as a sort of "civilian patrol" and strong-arming any troublemakers for the authorities. She grabbed Mia's arm and started to pull.

Mia casually threw her off, sending the taller girl to her butt right in front of Usagi.

"Shi...crap!" Makoto stifled the foul word since she was on school grounds, "She's a strong as a youma!"

Mia cackled maniacally, "That's right you pathetic girl! My power armor gives me the strength of 10 women!"

Crap! thought Usagi, If she's that strong, I'll have to run! I can't change into Sailor Moon here, and there's not enough room to do a... her thought process trailed off as she realized she had no clue what there wasn't enough room for, but the thought it had something to do with a...tornado? How in the world would I make a tornado?

She was so zoned out that she was almost hit by the crazy girl in power armor. She ducked, mostly on instinct, just in time.

"Eeep!" squeaked Usagi as she started running.

30 minutes later, Usagi and Mia were standing in the hall wearing identical placards that said, "I will not fight on school property, I will not run in the halls," and "I will not be late for class."

"This is all your fault!" snapped Mia.

"WHAT?" growled Usagi.

The door slid open and the teacher glared at them, effectively shutting them up.

Ranma was sitting at lunch forcing himself to eat the bento Akane provided him. It wasn't terrible, per se, but that just meant that Kasumi had either carefully monitored it's creation or fixed it up after Akane had finished with it. He was actually rather glad that two of his fiancee's were somewhat friendly with each other, that meant they could chat while he did his best to fade into the background. He was also glad that Ukyo was secure in her cooking talents, unlike Akane, so he could hold off on eating the "Ranma special" okinomiaki that she had made for him.

They laughed at something, probably something Akane told Ukyo about regarding this morning's antics, and he glanced up absently. He did a double-take and looked closely at a girl walking across the grounds. "Well, would you look at that..." he said, accidentally drawing the attention of the two women.

"What's up, Ranma-honey?" said Ukyo.

Rather than answer her directly, he hopped up, putting the bento down on the shelf-space of Ukyo's portable grill, and walked up to the girl. "Hey," he said, "You doing OK? You looked a little shook up last night."

The girl looked up at him confused, "Do I know you?" she said hesitantly.

"Huh?" replied Ranma, less than intelligently, "Sure, I...uh," he realized what the problem was. This was the girl he had rescued, but he was a girl at the time and of course wouldn't recognize him.

"Who's this, Ranma?" came Akane's curious voice from behind him.

"Oh, this is a girl that got attacked by a monster last night. Er," he turned back to her, "I didn't catch your name."

"Kimi..." she said shyly, not sure if she should trust these people, but the boy seemed to know a lot about her...wait, he had a similar hairstyle to the girl who saved her last night...he even looked similar. "Oh, are you the brother of that girl from last night?"

Akane looked flatly at Ranma, "Let me guess, you saved her as a girl and never told her you change?"

"That's our Ranma!" said Ukyo brightly.

Kimi started to edge away from these strange people. This guy had to be the brother of the girl from last night, he was talking just as much crazy talk as the girl had, and his friends were sounding just as weird. Before she edged too far away, there was the sound of a bicycle bell and another girl, Chinese with what looked like a purple dye job on her hair.

Being the maintenance worker for Furinkan High School was a singularly thankless task. It wasn't that the work was difficult, its that there was so much of it. One often got so busy fixing the stuff that broke there wasn't much time to work on the regular stuff that was mandated by the school district.

Like sprinklers for instance.

"Hello, Airen!" chirped Shampoo.

Both Akane and Ukyo sighed. They did NOT want the purple-haired Amazon around right now. The day had been going so well...

"Shampoo come to make up for yesterday lunch!" she said with a smile and waved at the takeout boxes in her bikes basket.

"Oops!" said the maintenance worker. He quickly flipped the switch for the sprinklers back to the 'off' position. "Heh," he chuckled, "Someone's going to get a little wet."

Akane and Ukyo brushed the water off their cloths, being somewhat used to random wetness it was no big deal, until they both registered who was in close proximity to Ranma. The caught each other's eyes, Uh-oh! the thought seemed to pass between them.

Kimi was in shock. Not only did the boy suddenly change into the girl who had rescued her last night, the purple-haired Chinese girl seemed to disappear into her clothes. The bike fell over and a muffled "Mrow!" came from the bundle of cloths as it hit the ground.

Ranma sighed. Figured that the sprinklers would turn on now, just when she was hoping to make a good impression on the new kid. She realized Shampoo had probably been hit as well and turned in a panic...

Shampoo struggled out of her clothing, thankful that Amazon clothing was light and, well, sparse so as to make this not too much of a struggle. Feline paws did not make for great manipulators of denim or corduroy, after all. Just as she made it out of her top and began to survey her bike, wondering how she'd manage to get hot water, dressed, and retrieve it before someone moved it, she heard a ear-piercing, "KAWAII!" and found herself fighting for breath.

She looked down to see if it was that girl her Airen was talking with that was clasping her. She found herself surprised to see not the sleeves of a school uniform, but red silk sleeves, just like on her Airen's shirt. She twisted her feline head around to see Ranma, in his female form, hugging and snuggling her like a teddy bear.

Akane's eyes bugged out and Ukyo stepped back, somehow more panicked by this display of affection than Ranma's usual reaction of just running and screaming. For a moment, neither did anything, then they both began backing away slowly, Ukyo absently hooking Kimi's arm and pulling her along.

Shampoo was confused, but she wasn't stupid. Any minute now whatever insanity Ranma found herself under would snap, then who know what would happen with him gripping her so tightly? He might go neko and attack her! She began struggling.

Ranma-chan simply sat on the ground, a huge smile on her face and her eyes closed in an expression of innocent joy as she rubbed her cheek against Shampoo's soft fur. She suddenly stopped, frozen. Ukyo and Akane noticed, Ukyo dropping to the ground and dragging Kimi with her. Akane turned to run, but was too distracted trying to keep an eye on her fiance and stumbled to the ground.

Ranma's eyes snapped open. She was holding and snuggling a c...c...CAT!

"YAAAAAARGH!"

Ranma came to in the nurses office. "Uh," she grunted, "What happened?" She sat up, the light blanket that had been covering her slipping down into her lap.

"We were hoping you could tell us, Ranma-honey."

Akane stood next to Ukyo, both of them looking down at the seated redhead. Akane said, "You...er, cuddled with Shampoo-neko and, um..."

Ukyo smiled and said, "What 'Ms. Delicate' here is trying to say is that you realized what you were doing and fainted."

"I did not faint!" said Ranma in a scandalized voice.

"OK, you passed out." replied the chef.

Ranma scowled, but she couldn't argue with the fact that she was in the nurses office and couldn't remember how she got there.

"Ranma," said Akane tentatively, "Why didn't you go neko?"

That one brought both Ukyo and Ranma up short. Hey, why didn't I go neko? he thought. "I...I don't know! Wait, what'd'ya mean I 'cuddled' Shampoo?"

"That's what you did, sugar," said Ukyo, "You were acting like she was the most adorable ca...er, feline in the world."

Ranma had no response to this. She shuddered and said, "Just get me some hot water, please?"

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Ronar and the Sea Giant

One summer, while Ronar and I were visiting the queen of Dupan a terrible incident began. Right off the coast, a sea beast began to tip over ships as they tried to leave the port. No matter how many times the court mage did set them right,  They would be knocked over once more. Her majesty summoned forth any sailor willing to slay the monster, Which saw many applicants after she later added a reward.

From the castle we had a clear view of the bay As three ships sailed out from the port, bearing the flag of war. Surprisingly, it was found that these ships were pushed out further out to sea, But non did return after passing the horizon. With three ships lost, the queen was growing desperate. It was then that a giant requested an audience.

He was a large fellow at 30 hands high With scaled skin and face of a lizard, webbed hands and gills along his neck. He told the queen he could speak the language of sea beasts And would go out in the bay to reason with the monster. The giant promised if he could not talk the beast out of it He would bring to her his head instead.

The queen accepted the giant’s proposal, but Ronar was not convinced. “While sizeable, you do be. The sea beast is surely more sizeable indeed.” To this, the giant lower his hand and responded: “Then do come along less sizeable barbarian knight. You may act as witness.” And so, with Ronar gripping his horn with one hand and wielding his blade in the other,  The giant set out that night into the bay.

Under full moon’s light, the giant grew ever taller. Taller and large till he could walk out into the bay without getting his shirt wet. He plunged his arm down into the drink and pulled up the sea beast. But soon the now colossal giant dropped the monster back into the inky depths And strode further out into the dark waters. It wouldn’t be till the break of morning sunlight that the colossus returned.

He trudged through the waters, mass of tentacles flung over each shoulder. The sunlight shrank him with each step till his trophy was grander than he. With thunderous steps, the sea giant entered the throne room And took to one leg, letting the monster fall to the tile. Before the court, he presented a mighty kraken With jet black beak and one giant eye, skin as red as blood and a hundred tentacles.

The giant told the queen of Dupan the tale of that night's quest. You see the sea beast could speak not the tongue of land, but knew of the kraken And so tried to block the ships from sailing to their demise. The beast allowed the war ships to pass, helping push them towards the monster So they might slay the kraken and bring peace to the bay. But alas, they all succumb to the waves.

The sea giant set out on his own to face the kraken And found the monster at midnight, cracking the masts of half sunk ships in its beak. Ronar made the first attack, diving right at the kraken and into its open maw. The sea giant wrestled with the monster till dawn began to break. With its final strength, the kraken wrapped twenty tentacles around the giant’s neck And the giant did the same, wrapping his arms around the monster’s middle.

The giant was victorious And brought his trophy to the queen to show her the sea was now safe once more. For his heroic deed, the queen granted the giant an epithet, “Lolligo Venatorem”. In celebration, the whole city held a parade and feast, with the date becoming a holiday. It was a sight to behold, a true touchstone in history. I’m sure for generations to come none shall forget the name, “Joe Lolligo Venatorem”.

While I’d love to tell you the details of the festivities, I found myself too busy to attend. For two days and three nights, the guards and I cut through the kraken to retrieve Ronar. He was alive and well, having turn much of the monster’s inners into mince. And for two days and three nights since, I have been helping him wash out the smell. With luck, it shall only take three days more.

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[httpdabi]

Break up

Summary: After having a messed up break up, your best friend Dabi is there to comfort you, and give even more than you asked for.

Word count: 5,2k

Genre: romance, smut, no quirks haha

Warnings: 18+, creampie, public sex, spitting, choking..

,, I fucking hate him’’ you cried loudly, mouth full of ice cream as you talked to your cousin over the phone. At this point you didn’t care of how loud you were, and you didn’t care about the fact that your cousin had a hard time understanding you since you were a crying mess. Sobbing loudly, you ignored the words coming from the other line.

,, That bitch cheated on me with Toga, can you believe that?’’ you sobbed, tears rolling down your cheeks as you wrapped yourself with your favorite comfort blanket.

,, The girlie with weird hair ?’’ your cousin asked in shock.

,,YES, the fuck she thinking she’s the fifth element with that hairstyle?’’ you choked out, throwing the empty package across the room, as your cousin giggled because of your remark. She wished she was closer so she could pay you a visit, but sadly miles and miles were separating the two of you.

Sure, the first person you wanted to inform about your breakup was Touya, but you couldn’t force yourself to bother him, knowing he’s probably on work. You knew very well that he would drop everything and come over, saying how he doesn’t feel well or some other shit, and you didn’t want that.

After the call ended, you stood up, ignoring your reflection on the window, knowing very well that you look like shit right now with all the smudged mascara over your face. Tears started rolling down your cheeks even more when you saw that there’s no ice cram anymore. What did you do to deserve such a torture.

Wearing your hoodie, you made your way toward the nearest store, ignoring the people that were giving you weird stares because of your silly Sailor Moon pajama shorts. You couldn’t care less of what anyone thought in that moment.

You went to the store with the intention to buy ice cream, only to end up in the part of it with variant different choices of hairdye. So many ideas were going thru your mind, as you looked all over it. You almost ended up buying the pink dye and some bleach, until you saw scissors hanging beside the bleach.

Grabbing the scissors only, you hurried up to pay everything you chose, rolling your eyes shamelessly as you saw Rumi, the cashier of the fucking day. For some weird reason, you almost hated the muscular bitch. Maybe it was because she never had the exchange to give you back, giving you a pack of gums instead. Maybe it was because of her attitude, always giving you some smart comments, how your skirt is too short, how there are kids here, or even because she always rolled her eyes when she saw you coming in.

,, Looks like someone had a rough day’’ she commented sarcastically, as you gave your best to keep calm and ignore her. After the comment, she shut her mouth and did her job.

,, Sweetie, can you help?’’ she asked, suddenly with a cute tone, when her co-worker asked her to bring him few paper bags that were beside her.

,, No, you are doing great’’ you spat, grabbing all of the items as you hurried out of the store. The fuck would you help her? She’s getting paid for it, not you. Stupid bitch.

Placing the ice cream into the freezer, you immediately made your way to the toilet as you unpacked the scissors almost aggressively. Why would you dye and ruin your hair with bleach, when you could just cut off a bit of your hair, which meant the exact length of his dick.

Your hair was already long, and the fact that his dick wasn’t that big meant that you would only cut few inches. After short calculating, you grabbed the scissors, as you turned some silly tutorial on Youtube. Watching yourself in the mirror, you cried even harder, not because you regretted your decision. It was more because you looked like a lunatic.

After you finished, you immediately washed your face, cleaning all the ruined make up. Sure it didn’t look like a professional person did your hairstyle, but it didn’t look bad either, in fact, you liked it.

Since you weren’t in the mood to do your make up, you only put a bit of face cream over your face, and bit of mascara to make your eyes pop up a bit, before you took few selfies to post on instagram.

You were too lazy to do it, all you wanted to do in the moment was cry some more and eat ice cream you just bought, while watching something on Netflix. But you had to do it, you had to embarrass him as much he embarrassed you.

,, Not gonna miss those 5 inches, Kai.’’

You wrote, laughing ironically at the caption under your selfie. It wasn’t the best selfie you ever took, but at least you didn’t look like you were suffering because of the breakup, and the much shorter hair was visible on it.

[cyxnaf] Touya Todoroki

,, What happened?’’

It wasn’t even a minute since you posted your photo on the instagram, and your best friend already messaged you there.

Bitch cheated on me

You replied, sending him a crying selfie, with a spoon in your mouth.

[cyxnaf] Touya Todoroki

I’ll be there in 15 mins

A smile crept on your face, as you read his message. You loved him more than anyone or anything else on the whole word. If it was someone else coming over, you would probably force yourself and clean the apartment. But since it was Dabi, you didn’t give a shit.

The moment he arrived, you started bawling your eyes out. Having a face to face conversation with someone, talking about the break up made your feelings awake again. Dabi in other hand tried to make you feel better, bringing you your favorite snacks, and trying to put Kai down.

,, I’ve never had drama, unless it’s with my inner self’’ you cried loudly. ,, And all of sudden, I’m being cheated on.’’ Adding you grabbed the chips from the paper bag and opened it almost aggressively. Touya laughed you out, pointing every drama you’ve been connected to.

,, Stop it, you’re supposed to make me feel better’’ you slapped his arm lightly, as he talked about the drama that happened back in high school, when you got into a huge fight with a girl that called your dog a rat.

Once Touya realized that your mood was only getting worse, he turned some documentary on Netlfix that he started watching few days ago, explaining everything about it to you. You couldn’t help but smile, as you listened to him explaining every small thing, making sure you won’t be confused once he plays the episode.

,, You only watched few episodes of one murder documentary and you think you’re Mr. worldwide intellectual.’’ You laughed, as he tried to explain professionally.

,, The fuck you talking about ? The only documentary you watch is Keeping up with the Kardashians, so shut the fuck up’’ he spat, rolling his eyes playfully as he played the documentary.

The thing he played was about some murder, nothing you would watch on your own, but you didn’t mind. Seeing him talk about it so excitedly made your heart warm and in that moment you didn’t care if you won’t be able to sleep next few days.

You always loved spending your time with Touya, you simply loved how even when none of you had something to say, the silence was never uncomfortable. Even just sitting with him was making you feel safe.

,, You really choped your hair’’ he said, as he started to play with your hair. Being tired from all the crying and with his gentle movements, you were not capable of replying, simply nodding your head in response.

,, It looks good on you’’ Touya complimented you, placing a soft kiss on top of your head. He noticed that you were zooming out, so he just continued to caress your, helping you fall asleep.

All the horrible thoughts he had washed away, once he saw your sleeping face. He could only smile to himself as he noticed how puffy your face got from all the crying. Sure, it wasn’t that visible, but he simply noticed it and found it more then cute.

He tried to act calm and suppress his feelings, he tried to be there for you, but when you talked about what happened, all he wanted to do was find that piece of shit of your ex and simply kill him. He couldn’t understand how did you always manage to find some weird boyfriends that didn’t appreciate and treat you as you deserved.

If you only gave him a chance, he would always be there for you, he would simply give you anything you wished for. Touya never understood how could you be so blind, never once did you notice his feelings for you. Never once did you question his behavior.

Every time you called him over, he would ditch all his plans and run to you. Every time you needed something, you knew very well that only Touya will help you 100%.

You woke up in your bedroom, a little bit confused about what time it was and if your best friend was still there. Taking your phone to check what time it is, your eyes widened when you saw a Instagram notification from Kai. That piece of shit had balls to like your photo.

Throwing your phone away, you started crying again, wishing the day you met him never happened. You wished you listened to your best friend when he told you that Chisaki ain’t the one for you.

,, You ok?’’ you heard Touya’s voice under the loud TV noise. In just a second he was beside you, warming your body with his own and wrapping his arms around you, telling you how everything is ok and how he’s there for you.

,, Come on, stand up’’ Touya commanded suddenly, forcing your upper body up. ,, We are leaving’’ he added, forcing you out of the bed. You were too confused to even think at that very moment, but you found yourself following his lead. Wearing one of your very oversized shirt that covered more than enough, you hurried out of your bedroom to Toyua who was waiting for you already all ready.

You didn’t know what was happening, and the pack of eggs in his hand was confusing the shit out of you, yet you found yourself in the passenger seat, doing whatever Touya planned at that moment.

,, Where are we going ?’’ you asked, tears long gone.

,, We’re egging his car’’ he said, as your eyes widened in shock.

,, Is that even legal?’’ you asked again, already all excited about it.

,, Nope’’ Touya laughed out, focused on the road. You were sure that Kai would know it was you, definitely. But he also won’t have balls to call the police on you, since you knew about all his dirty deeds, you knew about all the drugs he’s taking and having hidden somewhere in his house.

Kai didn’t live far away from you, so in only few minutes of drive the two of you found yourself in front of his car. Lighting one cigarette, Dabi took the paper that was placed on the windshield.

,, Stop perking on my spot’’ Dabi read out loud, pointing out the word he wrote wrongly. You laughed loudly as you remembered about Kai telling you about some dude parking his Motorcycle in front of his car, making it hard to get out of the spot for him.

,, He can’t write, but he can do meth I guess’’ you laughed, as Touya puffed on his cigarette.

You stood there close to Kai’s car, as you waited for your best friend to finish his cigarette. It was a quiet night, with no people around at all. Maybe it was the adrenaline that was rushing in your blood, or the fact that you spent all day crying like a mad person, but in that very moment all you felt was anger as you thought about your ex.

,,Here’’ Touya gave you the package, still smoking that cigarette. You weren’t sure if he took his time with cigarette or if the time was simply passing so slow for you, since he was a pretty fast smoker.

To his surprise, you grabbed one egg and immediately threw it on his car, making him rise his eyebrows and laugh in shock. You never did something like that before, so you didn’t really understand why the alarm didn’t go on. Was your throw too weak?

A huge grin formed on your lips as you threw another egg, you couldn’t stop the evil laugh as you watched the egg yolk all over the window and in that moment you wished you had rotten eggs instead. Watching you happy like that, Touya couldn’t hide his smile. He was almost sure that everyone could read his emotions, he was sure that everyone could say how much in love he was with you.

You were on your fourth egg when Touya took one from the package and threw it. You weren’t sure if he threw it with much more force, or if he already did this before, but when the egg hit the car, loud alarm took over the peaceful night.

,, Shit, we have to hurry’’ Touya said under his breath as both of you threw one more egg. Sure, Kai won’t call the police, but if someone else saw you, they sure will.

You were laughing loudly, as you took your last egg, ready to throw it while Touya explained to you at what you should aim for.

,, HEY’’ you heard a familiar voice, coming from the building you used to spend so much time in. Not even turning around, you threw the egg and rushed to Toyua’s car, hopping fast into passenger seat. The moment Kai got out, everything happened too fast.

You wished you could take a photo of his upset face as he looked over your car. You were sure that you never saw him mad like that.

,, YOU FUCKING SUCK’’ he yelled once he turned the alarm off, while Dabi was ready to drive off, laughing loudly with you.

,, AND YOU SWALLOW BITCH’’ you yelled, popping your head thru the window. Touya gave you a bit time to flip him a bird, before he drove fast off, leaving your ex boyfriend pissed on the road. Laughing loudly, you leaned back into the seat, satisfied with the little event your best friend thought of.

,, You are seriously the best’’ you said, still smiling widely. Touya nodded his head, focused on the road. Every time he took a look of you, his heart would skip a beat. He was so fucking glad that you weren’t sad anymore, at least not for now.

You weren’t sure what had he planned next, since he wasn’t driving back home, but you didn’t care. You enjoyed his company, and you enjoyed the fact that you felt nothing else beside happiness in the moment. It was weird how fast emotions were taking over you. Just one hour ago you were a crying mess, and all of sudden you found yourself enjoying the night with your best friend.

You didn’t even realize how hungry you were, until Touya stopped by McDonalds to buy some food. Once he came back, placing the milkshakes and paper bag into your lap, you almost started drooling from the delicious smell.

He parked on the spot beside lake, where the two of you usually come to chill a bit. The music played on the low as the two of you ate slowly and talked about casual stuff. The moment a song from the famous tiktoker started playing in the background, you wished your hands weren’t so oily from the food. You wanted to change the song, but you didn’t want to make your phone oily, you weren’t even sure why you had that song in your playlist after all.

,, Does this song bother you?’’ he asked, taking a sip from his milkshake.

,, Yeah there’s a word that’s pissing me off’’ you rolled your eyes in annoyance.

,,Which one?’’ he asked confused.

,,When she says This ain’t build a bitch, you don’t get to pick or choose, what she should have said is nothing and just never release that stupid song’’ you hissed, wiping your hands as you changed the song that was pissing you off so much.

,, You are so cute’’ he complimented you, as both of you placed the rest of the food in the paper bag. Everything you did was cute to him, the was you sneeze is cute to him, the way you rise your brows when you are surprised, the way you laugh at your own jokes sometimes. Everything.

,,Did you know that Yumi got pregnant ?’’He asked you suddenly. Your eyes widened in shock, as you heard him ask, not because it was weird or anything like that, the two of you always gossip, but because you knew Yumi so well. You weren’t best friends with her, but the two of you would casually meet up.

,, Wasn’t she on the pills?’’ you asked, covering your mouth with your left hand. ,, Oh fuck no, I don’t claim this negative energy’’ you gasped shaking your head as Dabi laughed at your sudden reaction.

Talking about pregnancy and sex, you found yourself thinking about the last time you slept with your ex. You didn’t feel any sadness, all you felt was disappointment and anger. Just the thought that he was the last one inside you was making you mad, and the fact that only god knows when will you sleep with someone again was making you mad even more.

It’s not that you were a prude, or that you had something against one night stands. Sure, you could install Tinder and just find a quick fuck, knowing very well that the thought will bother you until the problem in your head is solved. But you weren’t the one to jump under the covers with a complete stranger.

,, What’s up?’’ Dabi asked once he saw you confused and lost in your thoughts. Hearing his voice, a sudden idea popped up in your head. You shook your head, trying to not think about it. He is your best friend for fucks sake, you can’t use him for something like that.

,, Nothing’’ you shook your head once again, trying to avoid his eyes.

,, Oh come on, tell me’’ he said stubbornly, as he placed his cigarette between his lips.

,, You know, the fact that Kai was the last person I had sex with, and the fact that I don’t know how long it will stay that way is bothering me’’ you confessed, skipping the part with the rest of your thoughts.

,, and you thought I could help you with it’’ Touya joked, as he puffed on his cigarette.

,, How did you know?’’ You asked way too fast, regretting it almost immediately once he almost choked onto the air and the smoke of his cigarette.

,, You can’t be serious’’ Touya said under his breath, closing his eyes as he spoke those words out. You weren’t sure why, but your heart sank a bit once you heard him say that.

,, Ah come on, it can be a quick fuck, it won’t change anything between us’’ he whined, turning your body to his direction. Once you said that, Touya grabbed you and forced you into his lap. You were more then shocked by his action, but you still positioned yourself comfortably in his lap, not sure if you should say anything or just wait..

,, You think I’ll be able to go back after it ?’’ he asked, one hand holding your waist firmly, and other holding his cigarette. ,, Doll, you should know better than anyone that I don’t do quick fucks’’ he added, as his grip got stronger. You weren’t sure if you should be embarrassed or not, but you felt uneasy at that moment, not sure where this all is leading.

,, If we do it now, there’s no going back doll, you’ll belong to me’’ he added again, as you sat in his lap confused. It was weird to hear him talk like that.

,, Touya, that can fuck up our friendship’’ you whispered. You were way too confused, not sure if he was talking about a relationship with you or just about you not sleeping with anyone else beside him.

,, And a quick fuck won’t do it?’’ he hissed, throwing the finished cigarette out of his window. He was right, both of it could fuck it up, and your idea was probably the worse option. The problem you had just few minutes ago was long gone, as new thoughts took over your mind. The fact that he was slowly placing soft kisses all over your neck didn’t help the situation, and the fact that you tiled your head to the side to give him more access to it didn’t help either.

You weren’t sure if you were simply too horny in the moment and if emotions took over you, but one part of you wanted to give it a try, yet another part of you was simply too scared of losing him. You did think about it before, how lucky can a girl be to call herself his girlfriend!? He’s not like other guys, at least not to you. He was always so caring, so gentle and so loving with you. He was the one who was always there for you, and in fact, you were more than sure that if you two start something, you won’t end up being hurt. But the fact that your friendship was under a question because of it was making you scared. Touya is the only person you never want to lose, and he knew that very well.

,, What do you say doll? Wanna try?’’ he asked, as he kissed your jaw softly. You weren’t sure how were you even capable of thinking at all in that moment.

,, Yes’’ you breathed out, closing your eyes shut as you enjoyed his soft kisses. Could you really lose him? If you had to worry about it so much, you should worry about the very exact moment. Why wouldn’t the current event ruin your friendship, now that you know that he doesn’t really see you as a friend as much as you thought. If you start some kind of a relationship with him, and if it doesn’t work, the two of you could talk it out.

The moment you said yes, Touya grabbed your yaw with his right hand, brushing his nose with your own before he connected his lips with yours. Once you placed your hands on his cheeks, trying to get closer to him, he couldn’t help but smile into the kiss.

What really drove him crazy was you rolling your hips on him. The fact that you had nothing else under your oversized shirt than your favorite panties almost made him cum in that very moment. Breaking the kiss, he leaned back into the seat, as you tried to catch your breath. Touya pulled your shirt up, exposing your naked chest. Not wasting any time, he placed his left on your right boob, pinching and twisting your already hard nipple, while sucking the other one.

Just the feeling of his hot breath made you throw your head back, enjoying the sucking and squeezing he was giving you. You placed your hands on his shoulders, finding support in it. Every roll you did with your hips, was met with his own one, making you feel his hard erection under his sweatpants. A quiet moan escaped your lips when you felt him bite on your nipple few times before he got back onto sucking it again.

Touya pulled your hips up a bit, giving you a sign to stay in that position as he pulled his sweatpants and boxers down, just enough for his dick to spring up. You knew that he had a dick piercing, in fact, you were in the waiting room when he decided to get it, but you still were shocked. It looked so good, so attractive.

You wanted to get out of his lap, you wanted to taste him, but his hands stopped you. Pushing you back onto his lap once again.

,, You have no idea how much I love you’’ he said, brushing his lips on your own, as he pushed your panties to the side and rubbed the tip of his dick around your hole.

,, I love you too, so much’’ you confessed, kissing him softly, as the pink head of his dick slowly entered you, hands on your hips slowly leading you down onto his length, until he was all in.

,, I know’’ Touya smirked into the kiss, enjoying the warmth of your walls hugging his dick. The hands on your hips slowly started to lead your hips up and down. The pace was so slow you could feel every inch of his dick rubbing against your velvety walls. Touya wasn’t one to enjoy the slow pace that much, but with you it was something else. He wanted to feel you as much as possible, and pushing his dick so slow into you gave him that possibility.

Just thinking about how it finally happened almost made him cream inside you. Closing his eyes, he let you move up and down his dick on your own. When you nuzzled your head into his neck he almost lost it, holding your hips down for few seconds just to calm his dick down. The small I love you that you whispered into his neck all over again didn’t help either, making it hard for him to control himself.

His hand found its way under your shirt, while his lips were all over your neck now, leaving sloppy marks all over it. You weren’t sure what did you enjoy more, his lips and hot breath over your neck, sucking and biting it, his hand squeezing your left breast or his dick deep inside you rubbing against your cervix.

Even tho you were moving your hips so slow, every time you were pushing your hips down, his would move upward, snapping against you with a little force and hitting your cervix perfectly. The both of you were breathing heavily, enjoying every second of the slow sex you had.

Wrapping his arms around you, he pulled your body closer to his, as he started moving just a little bit faster. You squeezed your eyes shut, as you realized that your climax was getting closer and closer with every move. Touya noticed your breathing getting faster, and your walls hugging his dick tighter then before, as he pulled your body up a bit, pushing you against the steering wheel and giving himself more access to move and fuck you a bit faster and stronger then before.

Moaning loudly, you wrapped your arms around him as you came all over his dick, almost shocked that you came without any clit stimulation. Dabi didn’t stop fucking you, helping you ride off the hard orgasm that just hit you.

Once he was sure you were done, he sat down. He lowered his seat, as he changed the position, locking you under him. Without giving you a chance to understand anything, he pushed his dick inside you.

,, I’m not done with you’’ he groaned, as he started moving his hips at much faster pace then before. Instead of saying anything, you wrapped your legs around him, placing your hands around his neck and just kissing him again. You couldn’t get enough of him, and luckily he felt the same. Accepting everything you had to offer, gladly.

The slow and steady pace was long forgotten, as he fucked you into the seat of his car with much more force and at one ungodly speed. You were pretty sure that the car was moving with every move he did, and you were sure if someone happened to be near, they would know what’s going on, but that was the last thing you cared of.

You were a moaning mess under him, and he was no better than you. You were surprised when you felt his hand around your throat, holding you in one place and playing with your breath. Open your mouth for me was all he said, before you felt thick saliva in your mouth. When it started, you thought it would be only some vanilla sex, the last thing you thought was that he would end up choking you and spitting in your mouth.

If it was someone else, you would probably freak out, but since it was him, you only obeyed, mouth open and tongue out, giving him approval for more.

,,That’s my good girl’’ he said, as he spat into your mouth one more time, while his grip around your neck only grew stronger. He was moving at rapidly speed, his skin slapping against your own was louder than the music that was playing in the background.

You closed your eyes as you started catching your breath once his hand moved away from your neck. Touya couldn’t control himself anymore, grabbing the edges of the seat, as he fucked into you. The pain mixed with pleasure was too intense for you, but you are his good girl, and you are doing so great for him, he made sure you understood that, as he repeated it all over again, while fucking into you.

The moment you felt his fingers rubbing your clit in circles, all you could do was squeeze your eyes shut, moaning loudly, as he told you to cum all over his dick, so you did as you were told and that was enough for him to reach his own high. Few harsh moves and he found himself cuming deep inside you. Even Toyua doesn’t know how did he find the energy to tell you how good you are milking his dick, but he did.

Collapsing on top of you, he fucked his seed inside of you, making sure not a single drop will get outside of your tight little out, making sure none of it will go to waste.

,, You’re mine’’ he said, placing soft kisses all over your face, and you were his. You were always his and he was always yours.

You weren’t sure how long would it take you to get over your stupid ex, but you were sure that Touya will be there for you and help you out in every way he can. Starting from the moment the two of you left your apartment, to the very moment the two of you cuddled inside of his car, after one steamy sex. All you could think of was your best friend and what would future bring you.

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Siren Song (Song Mingi)

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A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINGI!!!!! I hope he has an amazing day

I wrote this being incredibly inspired and I quite like how it turned out so please let me know what you think

Tags: Pirate au! Mingi x Fem siren! Reader, death, nudity, alcohol

Smut tags: Quite soft, explorative, Mingi is curious, oral (reader receiving), passionate sex, body worship, a lot of kissing, cumming inside

Word count: 6177

Sirens, they were a beautiful myth. A story that sailors told to convince themselves they weren’t going mad at sea. A legend... if that’s what you believed in. 

But they weren’t a legend, they were very real. Some pirates and sailors would tell you that, tell you their stories. That they had heard their beautiful songs at sea and were almost lured in. Although not many, if any believed them. Being a pirate or at sea for a long period of time makes a man lose his credibility. However sirens, were very very real. 

Mingi was new to the boat, a fresh faced, wide eyed, young man who was ready to see the world. Becoming a pirate wasn’t something he had planned, it’s not something anyone truly plans. But society had failed him, because of his status. Being accused of something he didn’t do and found guilty, he didn’t have a choice but to run. Mingi feared nothing more than death, if he was caught he’d surely be hanged. 

No, becoming a pirate was never what he had planned. After running, he stowed away on a goods ship and somehow found himself in a pirate hotspot. Surrounded by pillagers, murderers and some things even possibly worse, he was terrified. Until a cheery man approached him named Kim Hongjoong, had a proposition for him, an offer to get Mingi out of there and give him a family. A man in his position could hardly say no. 

Now he was here, staring over the rails of the ship as they sailed slowly over misty water. He hadn’t been on waters like this in his entire life. They were filled with mystery, so much so it gave Mingi the feeling of fear in the pit of his stomach. 

“Carefull, lean over too far and you might fall in.” Yunho joked as he placed some crates on the deck. “I could’ve sworn I saw-” “You saw something in the water? Not uncommon in these parts.” Yunho told the younger, watching his expression shift. Mingi was a bit paranoid, you had to be when you’re life took a turn the way his did. 

“It’s common here?” Mingi asked, feeling a wave of security flow over him. He was just relieved to know he wasn’t the only one seeing things. “Very common. Don’t scare him Yunho, you were just as scared as him the first time you came here.” Captain Hongjoong’s voice startled the both of them, making them whip their heads around. “Sorry captain, I couldn’t help myself.” Yunho apologized and the captain shook his head with a smile. “Go bring those crates down to storage, Yeosang is waiting on them.” Yunho wasn’t one to disobey orders, so he grabbed them and left. 

“Don’t let them make you crazy. Or this part of the sea. I’ve known plenty of men who’ve gone crazy in these parts. I like you Mingi, don’t let yourself become one of them.” Hongjoong placed his hand on the younger’s back and watched as he smiled at him. “I won’t, Captain.” Mingi laughed slightly, feeling more at ease by the second. Hongjoong smiled at him in return before going to walk away, only to turn back at the last moment. “If you hear the sweet song of a woman, ignore it.” 

All that ease Mingi felt suddenly disappeared at those words, because well he didn’t quite understand what he meant. Siren’s weren’t common knowledge or a local myth in the town he grew up in. 

Scared, the man backed away from the railing and carried on with his tasks. Ignoring any sound that came from anywhere other than the ship. He was so immensly paranoid now , but there was also something in the back of his mind that his crew mates were just messing with him.

That evening, he found himself drinking with Wooyoung and San, admittedly his first mistake. He didn’t know how it was possible but with those two, he found himself drinking way more than he normally would. At least he was a happy drunk, cheery as ever this way and almost forgetting the reason he was there in the first place. The crew felt like real friends however, similar to one’s he had before running away so he didn’t quite have the right to complain. 

Mingi placed his bottle down on the deck and swayed over to the side of the boat. He felt like he was going to be sick, not that Wooyoung and San would’ve noticed. No they had long fallen asleep like the rest of the crew

Leaning over the deck, he looked at the black water. It was terrifying to him because of how deep it was. He couldn’t see anything, just a sea of black surrounding him. If he wasn’t nauseous before, he most definitely was now. 

When he looked back at the water, he wasn’t expecting to see eyes looking back at him. Let alone warm eyes, full of life, blinking at him from the water. It was a woman seemingly bobbing along and just watching him. He could only see her face and he wasn’t even sure he was actually seeing it. 

“It’s the alcohol.” He mumbled to himself, blinking and rubbing his eyes. But she didn’t disappear from sight. As a matter of fact, it seemed like she had swam closer. “Are you a pirate?” Her voice was smooth, warm in contrast to the brisk air and it made her all the more real. Mingi was frozen, just staring back at her with wide eyes and taking in the details. 

It seemed like she was surrounded by light, it reflected off of her damp skin as she raised her head and body more. Now exposing her bare shoulders, he realised she wasn’t wearing any clothing and averted his eyes, but only for a moment. He had caught something out of the corner of his eye, something silver that reflected the moon light. 

It was a shiny, silver tail that practically glowed. The closer he looked, the more he noticed that it was attached to her and well the more his fear rose. Though he wasn’t sure what the fear stemmed from, if it was not knowing what this creature was, or that he thought it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. 

“What are you?” He asked, staring at her with an intrigued expression. Mingi couldn’t help but get goosebumps as she laughed, throwing her head back and expelling the most beautiful sound he had ever heard. “That’s not a very kind question... though in hind sight I asked you the same thing.” She said, lifting her hands to move her long wet hair from her face. This left her body even more exposed to him, as she bobbed along the water. Though she didn’t seem fazed by it one bit. 

“How about this, you answer my question and I’ll answer yours?” She rebutted and Mingi stood with his mouth agape. “Alright.” He barely choked out and watched as she disappeared under the water, only to appear closer to the ship again. Now that she was closer, he could see her face better and he felt himself get nervous. She was beautiful, an ethereal being. 

“Are you a pirate?” She asked again, a curious smile on her face as she looked up at him. “I am.” Mingi responded, watching as she clapped her hands in joy. “Oh I do so much like pirates. So much more interesting than fishermen.” Her eyes sparkled as she spoke and Mingi was lost, as if she had cast spell. “Their stories are so much more interesting.” She added on before locking eyes with him once more. 

“Your turn.” She smiled at him and Mingi dried his hands on his pants, the situation had caused a cold sweat to form. “What are you?” His question was simple, yet still made the woman laugh again. “Surely a pirate knows a siren when he sees one, though if that was the case you probably would’ve tried to kill me.” She rambled as her tail splashed the dark water lightly. “A siren?” Mingi asked, not quite having heard the word before. “A siren... surely you’ve heard of them. You must be quite new to sea.” She said softly, the young pirate intrigued her. 

“Tell me your name, handsome pirate.” She asked softly and Mingi felt himself doubt whether he should tell her. She somehow managed to see right through him, however she called him handsome and that made a feeling bubble in the pit of his stomach. “Mingi.” He said it softly, merely a whisper, one he didn’t think she could hear. “Mingi.” She repeated much to his surprise. “Mingi... I like the way that feels to say.” She added on and he leaned down a bit more, trying to get closer to her. 

“Mingi, make sure to ask your crew about sirens.” She giggled before disappearing underwater, only to appear further away. Mingi’s heart sank, not wanting her to go, not yet. “Wait! Wait! At least tell me your name!” He called out to her, watching as she halted once more. She turned to look at him and with small laugh, she told him. “Y/N, my name is Y/N.” 

Mingi couldn’t find sleep, not at all after that. There was question in his mind whether all that he saw that night really happened. He had drank a lot and he had been at sea longer than ever before. It must’ve been a dream, a vision even. You were a dream, a vision. 

“Did you drink that much last night?” Captain Hongjoong asked, staring at his younger crew mate. He was gazing off into the distance, eyes small due to lack of sleep and hands restless. “No, I just couldn’t sleep.” Mingi admitted, not quite wanting to ask anyone about what he had seen. But if anyone would tell him seriously, it would be the captain. 

“What’s bothering you?” The man could tell when something was bothering his crew and it was incredibly obvious that something was bothering him. “It’s just something San and Wooyoung said yesterday...” “I told you not to listen to their stories.” The captain laughed and Mingi shook his head. “No, I just- what are sirens?” Mingi choked out the question, the thing that had been on his mind all night. Hongjoong wasn’t expecting the question to lead here, he thought the man knew.

“You don’t know? I thought you did when I made my comments yesterday.” He watched as the younger shook his head. “Well, many think they’re legend. I suppose I understand why, the brain refuses to believe what it can’t see. But they are very much real.” He paused and Mingi was starting to become scared. Maybe it was his captain’s tone of voice, or maybe it was the validation that you weren’t a figment of his imagination. 

“They’re beautiful beings, more beautiful than any of the other evil things put on this earth. Top half of a beautiful woman and the bottom half a tail. Not to mention their voices, they lure sailor men in with their song and beauty. Only to drag them to bottom of the ocean and drown them. Most sailors fall for it, they just want a kiss from the beautiful thing so that when they go back home they have a story to tell. Fools, can’t blame the creatures for doing it.” Mingi was mortified at his captain’s words. To think he found you to be the most beautiful thing in the world. The prettiest things were the deadliest, that was what Mingi was starting to learn. 

Mingi took the words as warning, if you appeared again he wasn’t going to give you the time of day. At least that’s what he told himself. Despite the tale, he wanted to see you again. So badly, he found himself dreaming about you. His eyes deceived him as stared out at the sea, he could have sworn he saw the sunlight reflect off of your silver tail.

But he had to push the to the side, there was an island incomming. It was nothing more than a small island, no living thing in sight. Nothing but beaches and trees, good enough to hunt and good enough to make sure the men didn’t go crazy on board. Which meant everyone around was scrambling around and preparing to drop the anchor. 

His eyes were glued on the water as they rowed to shore. Mingi was entirely sure he would never see you again, they had travelled quite far in the last 2 days and well it’s not like you had a reason to stick around. He was sure of it, but he didn’t want to be right. 

The plan was to stay on the island over night, sleep in the tree line and then go back in the morning once they had gathered enough and hunted enough. Simple enough.

Well, night rolled around quickly and the crew was sound asleep. Everyone except Mingi, no he had hardly slept a wink since you visited him. He simply laid in his hammock and counted the stars through the tree tops. That was until he heard a song. An absolutely heavenly voice coming from the shore. 

Mingi knew he shouldn’t have gotten up, he knew it. But there was a chance that it was you and he just couldn’t help himself. He wanted to see you again, despite what his captain had told him. 

The sand crunched beneath his boots as he slowly walked over to the shore line, scanning the beach and looking for the source of the voice. Looking over, he could see a group of rocks and on top of the largest one, he spotted it. That familiar glow of your tail in the moonlight and the way you looked up at the sky and sang. 

Waling slowly, he listened to your song and your beautiful voice as you stared at the night sky. The closer he got, the more he found his chest aching. He couldn’t tell if it was with fear or desire and that line got more blurred the closer he got. 

“Mingi!” Your voice was cheery when you noticed him approaching you and it was accompanied with an enthousiastic wave. “Surely Y/N isn’t as malicious as Hongjoong told me.” He thought to himself as he stood in front of the rock. You were as beautiful as ever, sitting in front of him. 

“I was hoping you’d be the one to come and find me.” She teased, a soft smirk on her lips as Mingi tried not to gawk at you. “You’re even more handsome up close.” She added on and he felt himself get nervous. “You told me to ask my crew what a siren was. I did.” Mingi told you, playing with his hands so he had something else to look at. “Hmm and what did they tell you?” You were staring at him, truly wanting him to look at you again. 

When Mingi finally brought his eyes back to you, he noticed that your tale was gone, now showing a pair of legs and a very, very bare body. “How?-” He stuttered and you laughed, loving the surprise on his face. “They apparently didn’t tell you everything. if we’re dry and on land, we have legs.” You explained, watching as his eyes trailed over your body. 

“Are you going to kill me?” Mingi asked, finding it better to be straightforward from this point on. It’s better to have feigned confidence than nothing at all. “No. You fascinate me. I don’t kill the things that fascinate me.” You were so blunt about it, raking your hands through your hair. “Come here, pirate and tell me your story. It’s not every day a pirate doesn’t know the legend of a siren. Whether they believe it or not.” Mingi was caught off guard, not sure what to do. The sea was far enough away, which comforted him because he knew you couldn’t drown him on this rock. 

He moved to sit across from you on the rock and tried to avoid staring at your bare body, averting his eyes before shrugging off his vest and handing it to you. “I’m sorry, I’m having a hard time concentrating.” Mingi stuttered, you smiled at him though and an odd feeling shot through your chest. “Most sailors would simply enjoy.” You said and slipped the clothing over your shoulders. Mingi shook his head, a small smile now forming over his own lips. “It’s not that I don’t enjoy it.” He clarified and looked at you wearing his clothes. You were beautiful. 

“You’re a different type of man, Mingi.” Why his name sounded so good coming from your lips, he had no idea. But it was absolutely addicting. 

“How did you end up out here?” You asked, stretching your legs and leaning back. You loved a good story, where as your sisters didn’t quite like talking but preferred a siren’s typical methods. 

“This wasn’t how my life was supposed to be, I wasn’t supposed to end up here.” Mingi had te delve deep for a moment. Sure some of the crew knew his story, but it wasn’t something he told just anyone. 

“I lived in a town that was quite progressive, I worked under and iron smith as an apprentice. I did good, I was a good man and i just tried to make it by like anyone else.” You watched as he spoke, taking in his details and tone. He was sad. “I never tried to hurt anyone and if I did it wasn’t on deliberate. But my master, he wasn’t good. He actively tried hurting people, especially ones he hated and he didn’t hate anyone more than his own daughter. I never understood why, she was pretty, kind and well liked among the town but he hated her.” Mingi had to pause, remembering that time, remembering the sweet girl that was always so nice to him when he worked. 

“I came into the shop one day and found her, dead on the ground, strangled. Her father did it and pinned it on me. Claiming that I ‘always watched her when she was around’ and that I was ‘just wait for a chance to be alone with her’. I-” Mingi was cut off when a tear dropped from his eyes. You had placed your hand on his chin, wiping it away with your thumb. “You never touched her.” You said softly, scanning his face. “I never did, They were going to hang me for something I didn’t do. I had to run.” You continued to wipe the tears from his face, moving onto your knees to get closer to him. 

“And that’s how you ended up here.” You had heard many sad stories in your life, but none of the men had seemed nearly as regretful as Mingi did in this moment. Your hand moved from his chin to his cheek, taking in his handsome features. Even when he was upset, he was handsome. Sharp jawline coupled with a sharp nose and pillowy lips. Definitely one of the more handsome men at sea. 

“You know in your heart that you didn’t do it.” You said softly, moving your fingers to thread through his hair. Mingi found himself staring at your face, taking note of your sympathetic face. Surely you weren’t the murderous creature he was told you were. 

“My sisters aren’t fond of men, they kill them for sport. But I like hearing the stories, it takes a lot to drive a man out to sea.” You explained and gently pulled his face closer to yours. Mingi felt himself sink into your touch, allowing you to guide him into laying down with his face settled in the crook of your neck. Your skin was soft under his touch and his hands found your waist to hold onto as he relaxed. Your nails scraped over his scalp lightly, making him hum. 

“You have a pure soul.” You said softly, enjoying his touch. Mingi didn’t know what had gotten into him, he had went from being scared of you to being held by you and well he was enjoying it. Your touch was comforting. 

Your legs tangled with his, fingers still running through his hair. “Go to sleep Mingi. Dawn is almost upon us.” You whispered, kissing his forehead and allowing him to lul to sleep. Mingi had let his guard down fully for you and as ridiculous as it sounded, he was falling in love. 

The hours in your arms, were the best hours he had ever slept. Being in such a deep dream that he didn’t think even an earthquake could wake him. He dreamt that he was underwater and absolutely weightless. Just floating under the surface of chrystal clear water. You were swimming circles around him, silver tail catching the rays of light from the sun as you did so. He felt as if he was one with the ocean. 

It wasn’t until the feeling of something pushing him (quite roughly) woke him up and brought him back to reality. “Jesus Christ Mingi, we thought you’d be killed by something. What are you doing all the way out here?” Wooyoung’s voice was shrill as he yelled to wake Mingi up. “Huh?” He shot up from his position on the rock, looking around frantically for you. But you were nowhere to be found and well, neither was his vest. 

“What are you doing out here?” Wooyoung asked again and Mingi shook his head, needing to come up with a response and fast. “I uhh couldn’t sleep last night, went for a walk and then sat down here. Guess I fell asleep.” He cleared his throat and blinked at his friend. “You’ve been acting strange Mingi. Are you alright?” He asked, voice full of concern. Mingi never acted this odd, Wooyoung was worried. 

“I’m fine, just haven’t been sleeping properly.” He admitted and ran his fingers through his hair. Your touch was still lingering on his skin, he could feel you everywhere. 

“Captain wants to stay here one more night, founds some caves and a lake he wants to check out.” Wooyoung explained and Mingi nodded. “Alright, I’ll be around in a bit.” Mingi said softly, needing a moment to process some things. Where had you gone?

He had managed to pull himself together, rejoining the crew in exploring the island. Traipsing through the trees, he looked around the area and took it in. One thing he could admit was that he never would have seen half of the beautiful things he had if he had stayed in his village, you included. He couldn’t take that for granted, especially not as he was standing in front of a small waterfall that fell into a small crystal clear lake. 

“Wow.” He said quietly, feeling Hongjoong clap his hand onto his back. “Not something you see everyday.” His captain said, a big smile on his face. Mingi couldn’t help but crack a smile himself, shaking his head. “Definitely not something you see everyday.” He laughed, looking over to the waterfall and laughing. The bad feeling he had had about you was gone, the bad feeling in his gut was gone. Airing his worries out to you made him feel better, things were looking up in his opinion. Maybe he would sleep properly from now on too. 

The pirates made camp near the water and Mingi found himself once more staring into water. It was so clear but you couldn’t see the bottom. It was deceptively deep, someone could easily make the mistake of swimming too deep and not make it back up for air. It looked like the water from his dream.  

The feeling of gentle fingertips gliding over his cheek woke him up that night. He knew his crew wouldn’t spare him the same gentle touch, it had to be you. “Wake up handsome.” Your fingertips moved from his cheek to his chin, stroking it gently as you took in features. Truly handsome. 

“Where’d you go this morning?” Mingi asked, eyes opening slowly to see your face. He watched as your lips curled into smile and your eyes sparkled. “Come on.” You said softly, taking his hand into yours. Pulling Mingi from his bed, he didn’t even question it. He had decided that this island was his paradise. 

“You stole my vest.” Mingi commented once they were further away from the rest of the crew. He watched you let out a hearty laugh and turn around to look at him. “I found myself quite liking it. I think i could get used to this clothing thing.” You smiled, before tugging him closer to you. 

He felt his breath hitch for a moment as your chest met his, it was a natural reaction. The only thing keeping his body from yours was his vest, naturally he was flustered. Mingi pressed his chest against you, the weight of his body making you step backwards until your back hit a boulder. 

“You keep calling me handsome.” Mingi remarked, his hand coming up to rest on your bare hip. It was the first time a man’s touch had made goosebumps form over your skin. “You keep calling me handsome and I don’t think I’ve told you how beautiful I think you are.” His words made you almost shiver. Of course you had heard them all before, he wasn’t your first pirate or sailor. But surely they had a different effect on you than most. 

You grabbed his chin again, this time with more force than any of the other times. Mingi flinched slightly only to find your lips not inches apart from his and he took the risk. He was going to kiss a siren. 

He didn’t intend to kiss you so roughly, but need took over as he pressed his lips to yours. You moved your hands to his hair and gently scratched over his scalp as he kissed you. Deepening the kiss as you did so, you could feel him hum against your lips. His hand moved up, from your hip to your waist underneath vest and his grip tightened slightly. 

Mingi moved his hands down to your thighs, lifting you off the ground to lay you down on your back. The vest had shifted, being useless in covering you up at this point, so you simply took it off. He sat on his heels as you wrapped your legs around his waist, not wanting his body to leave yours. You simply looked up at him as he looked over your body, his regularly soft expression having turned dark and intense. It made heat pool inbetween your legs. 

Reaching up, you undid the ties on his shirt and tugged it off of him. The action made him laugh before he leaned down and pressed his bare chest to yours. His hands moving your hair out of your face before kissing you again. This kiss was so much more intense, teeth clashing and hips rolling into yours. Not to mention the feeling of his bare skin on yours, you were infatuated with him. 

His pants didn’t do much for hiding how much he enjoyed you, bulge pressing directly into your bare core. You let out a gasp at the pressure, making him nip at your lips before trailing the kisses down your jaw. He wasn’t horribly experienced but he knew enough and well he seemed to be doing just fine. That gave him a confidence boost, not to mention every little sound coming out of your mouth, boosted his confidence even more. 

“Mingi-” You hummed, feeling his lips over your neck. The kisses were gentle, soft praises being whispered inbetween them. “So beautiful.” He said softly and groaned as you tugged harshly on his hair. Mingi looked you in the eyes and flashed a smile in your direction. “Where did you learn how to kiss like that?” You asked, your fingers tracing over his lips. “I had a life before this.” He chuckled before turning his face back to your skin. 

His hands moved to massage your breasts, thumbs swiping over your nipples before latching his lips over one. Sucking at your skin and sending a wave of pleasure through your body and making your arch your back. 

Mingi was absolutely straining in his pants now, your body was perfect to him as if you were made for him. Your soft skin, your precious lips and your gentle hands, you were everything he had always wanted. 

Your fingers threading through his hair got a bit harsher the more he flicked his tongue of your nipple, you already felt like you were on fire. He moved his lips down over your stomach before stopping at before your core. This was something he had never done, but something he had always wanted to do. 

Spreading your thighs a little further, he settled between your legs and wrapped his arms around them. “What are yo- Oh.” You moaned, feeling the light kiss on your core. It almost made you feel lightheaded and dizzy, as his tongue delved deeper. Licking up your juices, he couldn’t help but moan. Perhaps it was because of what you were, or maybe you truly were built for him, but you tasted sweet and addictive. He wanted more of you. 

You raised your hips, guiding your core over his tongue and moaning out. “Mingi please don’t stop.” You moaned out, needing to feel that sweet sweet release. it was the way you moaned out his name, repeatedly like you were saying a prayer, he wasn’t going to stop until you came. He pulled you closer to his face, harshly and showed you that he truly wasn’t planning on stopping. 

The coil in your stomach quickly burst, making your hips buck as you tried to pull away from him. The whines coming out of your mouth were music to his ears as he continued to lick over your core, lapping up every bit of your juices that he could and finally pulling away. 

You looked at him as he sat on his heels again, lower part of his face glistening with your juices and breathing heavily. “Did that also get taught to you from your life before this?” You asked, sitting up to undo his pants. His arms hung at his sides and he simply let you do it for him. “Actually, I’ve never done that before.” Mingi admitted, making your actions halt. It felt entirely too good for it to have been his first time. You raised an eyebrow at him before pushing him back, making him lay on the ground. 

“I feel like you’re lying to me.” You said, tugging his pants down and watching his cock spring up. “I don’t lie.” He said and you shook your head. You straddled him, your core right over his and you braced your hands on his chest. “All men lie.” You whispered, leaning down and placing a quick kiss on his lips. His hands moved to your ass and helped you sink down onto him. “I like to think I’m not like all men. Especially not what you’re used too” He groaned, finally being enveloped in you. You took a moment to let your body adjust to his, breathing through the stretch and feeling a warmth in your chest as his fingers laced with yours. It was a comforting action, to distract you from the discomfort however slight it was. Maybe Mingi wasn’t like all men. 

You raised his hands over his head, pinning them there with your own as you started raising your hips. Allowing yourself to bounce on him, you felt so incredibly full. Filling you up completely and making your legs shake slightly but you put that to the side. It felt too good to stop. 

Mingi was even more convinced than before that you were made for him with the way you squeezed him. You released his hands and placed yours back on his chest, needing more support as you continued to ride him. He was hitting that sweet spot inside of you with every little bit he raised his hips to meet your thrusts. 

“You feel so good.” Mingi moaned out, hands pulling your chest flush against his. he planted his feet on the ground, fucking up into you and taking over. He was chasing his own high, needing a harsher pace and leaving you stuttering. 

You watched his face, from his shut eyes to his clenched jaw. That alone was almost enough to make you orgasm again. You kissed his lips to hide your moans as you felt them getting louder, his crew still being only a small distance away. He kissed you in return as his own stomach filled with warmth. He was so close to release and just needed that little bit to send you both over the edge. Your hand found his hair once more, tugging it in response to a harsh thrust and that did it. His hips stuttered and deep groans left his lips as he planted himself deep inside of you. Orgasm coating your walls and sending you over the edge with him. 

You lay there ontop of him, feeling incredibly full as he stroked your hair. “You are different from most men.” You mumbled softly, feeling a wave guilt come through you. “Most men don’t care the way you do.” Your words shrunk in volume even more, guilt and shame taking over you. Maybe it was guilt over your past actions, the men you had dragged to the bottom of the ocean, maybe it was about what you were going to do. 

Mingi helped you get off of him, watching you lay down next to him. You rested your head on his chest and he stroked your hair. The few times he had been with someone this way, yes they had been special. But nothing quite like this, Mingi was overwhelmed with love. 

“Y/N?” His tone sounded questioning, almost as unsure as the first night he had met you. “I think I might be in love with you.” He confessed, the feeling in his chest no longer being contained. He really couldn’t help himself, the last few days had been filled with you. Not just physically, but you were in his heart. You were speechless at his words, the guilt now eating you alive. 

“Come with me.” You said, pushing yourself off of the ground. Mingi couldn’t care anymore, not if you were completely bare or if he was. No, he only knew he would follow you anywhere. 

“Where are we going?” He asked, as you lead him towards the lake. “I feel sticky, I want to go for a swim.” You told him, hardly being able to look him in the eyes anymore. “Join me.” You added on, holding his hand gently, you stood before the water together.

 “Hey.” Mingi said softly, bringing his hands up to cup your cheeks and make you look at him. You hadn’t even realised it, but tears were falling over your cheeks. “What’s wrong?” He asked, those beautiful brown eyes boring holes into your own. You had never felt this guilty before. “Nothing’s wrong...” Your voice trailed off and looked to his lips once more. You started walking forward, making him walk backwards towards the water. 

He stepped in slowly, leaning forward to kiss you as he did so. “Mingi... I love you too.” You admitted, deciding that that was where the guilt stemmed from. Mingi felt his chest get warm once more, not being used to this at all but wondering how your life together could be from this point on. 

He kissed you, harshly and you sighed into it before diving forward. You both fell into the water, lips still locked and you gripped his wrist. You needed to get rid of your guilt and now was better than any other time. 

Mingi wasn’t entirely aware of how far down into the lake you had pulled him. Your hand wrapped around his wrist as your silver tail brought you both down towards the bottom quickly. 

It wasn’t until it was already too late that Mingi realised that this was his dream. Down at the bottom of a lake, the moonlight shining down through the surface as Mingi felt absolutely weightless. You let him go and swam around him, watching him blink under the water as he watched you.

He started feeling himself go lightheaded, dizzy as his lungs started to burn. He was starting to realise that his dream wasn’t a dream, it was a warning and it was now too late. Feeling his vision go dark, the last thing he saw was that silver glimmer of your tail in the moonlight and your beautiful face. 

Despite being the thing that killed him, he still thought you were the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. 

A/N: Again please let me know what you think! This is quite different from what I normally write. There will most definitely be typos but please,ignore those lmao

[corpsedaydream]

hi i love ur work so much and i had a request! corpse and reader are dating and she isn’t necessarily what fans think his type is. she isn’t really goth and doesn’t watch anime so when she sees corpse talking about e girls and goth girls and all that stuff she feels left out and like she isn’t who he wants to be with, and when he’s streaming with her (she’s also a youtuber), he’s like talking about an anime show and reader feels left out and the whole live chat is just saying how she doesn’t belong there and that corpse could do so much better ect. so she has a breakdown in the bathroom and he reads the comments about her and gets upset and defends her which ends with him cuddling the fuck out of her and kissing away her tears idk just angst with a fluffy ending please i’m desperate 😔✌️💗

ooooooooooof i put myself in all the feels writing this and now i’m meant to just go to sleep like i’m not feeling some type of way smh

but!!!!!!!! i like how it turned out hehe, hope u enjoy

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beach baby

Your freckles were a lot more prominent lately, but that was always something that happened during this time of year when summer was quickly approaching. As much as you felt a little insecure by the the little marks that were dotted all over your body, it came hand in hand with the excitement of being able to do all of your favourite things that just felt better to do in summer.

You were a beach baby through and through. Growing up, you lived in the one house your whole life that was right by the beach and when your family went on holidays, it was always to a holiday house that was by another beach. You could swim before you could walk or talk. When you did learn how to walk, your parents realised they had to keep an extra close eye on you at the beach because you’d always run down to the waves, not realising the danger in your toddler years. When you watched The Little Mermaid for the first time, you begged your mother to turn you into a mermaid so you could live a life under the sea. When you were a kid getting picked up from school, your after school activity was going to the beach. Whenever the school swimming carnival rolled around, it was always you who got nominated to do the races. When you were a dramatic teenager and found out the boy you liked kissed someone else, you went to the beach and wrote his name in the sand just to watch it get washed away by the sea.

Your life had always involved the beach and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Whenever the idea of falling in love with someone popped into your mind, you always thought it would happen with the beach involved in some way. And there had been a few surfer boys you’d had flings with, but none stuck. They never really made an impact on you.

But Corpse had.

The two of you were an unlikely pairing, the absolute definition of opposites attract, but it worked.

You’d met at a mutual friends house by chance and there was an undeniable spark from that very first moment.

-

“Sitting under the moon is a lot better than the sun.” The two of you had found yourselves in a light hearted argument that very first night. After getting introduced and realising there was a pull between you both, he had eventually grabbed your hand and brought you to come sit up on the rooftop with him.

“What? No way, dude.” You shook your head and laughed, he was everything you weren’t but all you wanted. “The moon is so pretty,” You agreed with him, “but the sun makes you warm and it’s so pretty when the sky is all blue with a couple of cute, white fluffy clouds. That’s the perfect weather to be out and about.”

“If you like going out and about.”

“You don’t like going outside?”

“Nah,” Corpse hesitated, contemplating on how honest he should be with the girl he’d just met but was feeling so comfortable around. “I can’t handle the world sometimes, you know?”

“Yeah, I get it. If someone came up to me and said you can spend your whole life under water as a mermaid but never be able to come back on land, I’d seriously consider.”

“Even after meeting me?” The tone shifted back to the playful flirting and you were grateful for it.

“Shut up and admire your moon.”

“I will, after all, the night sky is far superior.” He was holding firm in his opinion.

“I think it’s all really pretty.” You said honestly, and it was the truth. You were just as hypnotised by a moonlit sky with stars sparkling as you were with a daytime sky.

“I think you’re really pretty.”

He’d had your heart from that moment.

-

You’d actually gone to the beach today and spent a solid few hours there with friends and it had put you in such a blissful state. Making the drive to your boyfriends place so enjoyable, because you were also very excited to see him.

He’d left the door unlocked when you messaged him saying you were on your way. So when you arrived you let yourself in, shutting and locking the front door behind you, knowing Corpse was streaming and you were going to join him.

“Hi.” You whispered, opening the door to his office, not knowing if you should let your presence be known to stream yet. You always felt a little nervous when it came to his fans. The first time you joined him in a stream, all you could concentrate on was the amount of messages that stated how you were exactly wrong for Corpse. How you were the opposite to who he should be with. From there, it only progressed. You saw the hate comments and negative things that some of them had to say about you and it hurt.

“She’s here!” Corpse announced, so at least it was known to them that you would be joining him at some point, they had some warning and you hoped it meant you would receive a warmer welcome. “Hey, baby, get over here.” He opened his arms and you sat down on his lap, greeting him with a kiss before you both brought your attention back to his stream.

“Hi guys!” You greeted the stream, cautiously looking over the influx of messages, waiting for something negative but it seemed they were asking you about something. “I can see you guys asking, but I don’t really know what you’re talking about...” You trailed off before looking at Corpse. “What were you talking about?”

“Oh...” He started, “we were talking about an anime. (Y/N) isn’t really into anime, guys.” He laughed and you smiled but you could feel the anxiety start to build, you just knew this was going to cause a wave of hate to you.

“Hey, I loved Sailor Moon and Pokemon when I was a kid.” You attempted to make a joke, thinking it would gain approval of his fans but it only caused them to react worse.

The chat started moving faster, messages of,

‘LMAO of course she doesn’t know what we’re talking about’

‘Did she really just say Pokemon? She’s fucking basic’

‘What a fucking dumbass’

‘Dump her ass Corpse’

‘Ugh why the fuck did she come?’

‘WE DONT WANT YOU HERE’

‘Fuck off (Y/N)’

‘Corpse you can do so much better’

You could feel the tears welling up, each comment being another jab and you knew you had to leave or you would cry right there and they’d all hear just how they had gotten to you. Quickly, you got up, ignoring Corpse calling after you and trying to reach for you to bring you back to him.

Making your way to the bathroom, you washed your face in an attempt to calm yourself but it didn’t work at all. So instead, you sunk to the floor and let yourself cry. You couldn’t understand why they hated you, you loved him so much for exactly who he was, just as they did. Couldn’t they be happy if who he was with made him happy? Negative thoughts were swirling your mind. They were getting to you.

“(Y/N)?” Corpse cracked the door open, his face full of worry as he stepped inside the bathroom. “Oh, baby, hey, hey,” He was by your side in a moment, his hands finding your sun kissed cheeks as he left a kiss against your head before finding your vision. “I saw what they were saying. They’re wrong.”

“But what if they’re not, Corpse?” You couldn’t help but to argue back. “You deserve someone better for you.”

“Stop it, stop right now.”

“No, I mean, look at us... We’re complete opposites.”

“And so?” He responded. “Do you love me?”

“Yes, of course I do.”

“That’s all that matters.” He told you, and you knew he was right, it was just the hate comments were really playing on your mind.

“Is it, though? Don’t you want someone else?”

“No. Fuck no.” He wrapped his arms around you then, he knew you really needed reassurance right now and he was going to give it to you. “You’re fucking perfect, baby. My beach baby, I only want you.” He told you, bringing you onto his lap once more, only now you were on the bathroom floor. You wrapped your legs and arms around him, needing to be close to him.

“Please don’t leave me.” Your voice was barely audible when you’d whispered that but he heard it and it crushed his heart to know it was his audience that had made you feel this way.

“I won’t, ever.” He assured you, he was cradling you with a force now, ever so slightly rocking the two of you back and forth. “You don’t ever have to ask me that, I’m not going anywhere.”