#this is so stupid omg

[bizarreaizen]

me: i will support anyone's identity!

someone: what if someone wants to identify with a rock?

me: then i say rock on! 😎

[djsherriff-responses]

Saluting you Bullfrog, get them huge features 🫡🫡🫡

"Do not worry for me Mon amours, Je n'ai peur d'aucune bite"

Later

"So I may have overestimated myself "

im so sorry I'll throw myself out

[cloudyside]

What I see everytime I think of Palette.

Palette belongs to @lasserbatsu

[nahualnextdoor]

Happy Deathday Caesar!!

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

sth sth eddie is a vampire and steve's weapon of choice is a bat

[fallenflowersfromgrace]

Brad and Judy on AITA Part 2

Update: Hello everyone! For those of you who missed my last post, my son, Jr, and his friends stole from my friends and I when my wife, Julie, and I were trying to steal from Jr because he has something that he shouldn't be messing with. Yet, he and his friends, a bunch of teenagers with zero parental supervision all think that they know better than us.

Quick update on Jr. He did move out. I don't know where he is. We're trying to find him, and my friends (Eddie and Perry), Julie, and I are looking for his whereabouts. Before you ask in the comments, no, I can't ask Jr's friend's parents if he's at their house. None of them would take him in, for one, and two, Jr values his independence. To anyone asking if Angelica would take him, also no. Eddie said that she used to be close to the kids, but there was a falling out before Julie and I got back. And besides, I doubt she would take him, but she's been quiet for few weeks and no one has seen her.

I might be mean, but I am not too pleased on the people Jr has for company. One of his friends attacked Eddie at his work when the building ended up under attack from some nutjob in a costume and apparently the guy that broke in wanted a dog, and grabbed the wrong one, and Jr's friend lost it and lashed out on Eddie. Besides the point.

Anyways, the reason for this update is that stuff got crazy. Perry, to no one's surprise, was not happy with the entire situation. He tasked Judy and I to recover what we lost, aka: steal back what the kids stole, before people got hurt. To note with Perry, these kids are messing with something they don't understand and it's dangerous for them to have it, and since we're adults, it makes more sense for us to have it before they do something stupid like unleash a curse.

So Julie and I have been following the kids around. We found out that the kids have an office in city hall, and I'm no lawyer but that is a bit weird that the mayor has entrusted the city to a bunch of teenage delinquents and their dog. Julie and I did get their office shut down.

Perry eventually got tired of waiting and took matters into his own hands and made a plan to lure out the kids. Of course, those kids just had to make things worse by trying to unleash unnatural predators into the ecosystem to outsmart Perry's plan. And to try stop them, Perry told us to fire a missile at their helicopter, which I did. However, I don't know what Perry was thinking when it came to this. We don't know where what we need is, we would have to continue monitoring the kids, but we can't do that if the kids are dead. For those wondering, they lived and no one important was hurt, so it isn't as bad as it sounds.

I know I am sounding a bit insensitive, but these kids are really getting on our last nerve and are extremely dangerous. I don't feel ashamed to say that I'm somewhat disappointed in how my son turned out. I didn't get to raise him and it shows. I'm not even sure if I can call Jr my son, really.

[buggys-bumpkin]

Me when I bike over water

[zukkaoru]

i love when the homework questions have nothing to do with the reading 🥰

[halfwayinlight]

Doctor: we're keeping [Ava] in the ICU for observation

Nina: Is that serious?

Me: omg you're so ridiculous. just stop, Nina. It's the freaking ICU-- INTENSIVE care unit. Go home.

[kotaki]

Wonderful Precure starts February 4th!

[beybuniki]

captains

[dizzybizz]

trailblazer makes a wikihow on how to become a raccoon

they commission gepard to do the art

[ew-selfish-art]

DPxDC AU: Tim receives an interesting email from DalvCo explaining why the CEO is not to be trusted- It's an internal email and suddenly Tim is experiencing supernatural phenomena. He knows that the two events are absolutely related, but he's going to let the cutie stumble his way through data points and vague threats anyway.

(Sorry this got long lmao)

Tim is exhausted after a long night of staking out a new drug cartel with Hood (which in itself took a lot of energy from both of them to have the patience for the other- things are good, not great)... so right now he's logging into his WE email on the train to his office because he's incredibly late. And while he scrolls and contemplates the failsafes he has to make sure Tam doesn't murder him outright- he sees an unexpected email from Vladimir Masters.

Tim's curiosity is piqued, he'd thought that Vlad would have gotten the hint after Tim dismissed him at that Christmas gala a few years ago. Most people took Tim's snubbing as a fatality in the Gotham socialite scene- Most knew him to be 'an agreeable young man', and Tim's reputation had paid a small price for making Vlad's failed vibe check known to the room. The tabloids blamed it on the champagne glass he had in his hand- Has he mentioned how much he hates Vicky Vale lately??

Tim has a few stops to go and he's pretty sure that he's going to delete the email, but in sleep deprived inspiration, he decides it might as well entertain him while he waits. The letter isn't at all what he expected.

"Hello Wayne Enterprise's CEO Tim Drake, I'm sending you this letter on behalf of the entire Midwest to advise that you, under no circumstances, come into contact with or speak to the CEO of DalvCo Vlad Masters. He is underhanded and utilizes untraceable tactics to procure deals. We have reason to believe you may be targeted in the next few days and hope that you are able to take steps for your own safety to avoid Vlad Masters at all costs.

Sincerely, 👑"

Tim feels bewildered for a moment and then... Like a cat with a new toy mouse. A game was afoot! He needed to track down these hackers, he needed to be their best fucking friend (find out their secrets & Vlads) and he needed to apprehend Vlad ASAP! Untraceable tactics? Tim scoffs, but the challenge excites him.

Arriving at WE, Tam looks ready to throw a knife his way (he reminds her that Pru does it better) and states that if Vlad Masters tries to make an appointment- accept it but give him the run around. Make an appointment and continue to contest it, change it, delay it until Tim is actually ready for him. The lights start to flicker, both of them notice it.

Everytime Tim gets a second to investigate Vlad in his office, the room's temperature drops. Tim notices it, and having experienced a number of supernatural phenomena, he knows it has to be related.

Tim decides not to beat around the bush. He comes back to the office that night equipped with a Ouija board, candles and a bag of other occult accessories. He quickly finds, upon setting up, that there is now a groaning Teenager in front of him- lambasting his efforts and chastizing him for taking a meeting with Vlad. Did he not get the fuckin memo??

Tim quickly begins to ask his questions, grateful to not have to deal with the party game board, and takes diligent notes.

"Right, so, you're just a concerned citizen ghost who knows what kind of nefarious deeds Vlad gets up to, how?" ---

Danny is losing his shit. Here he is, having done all the ground work to tell this guy not to meet with Vlad and he's already got him on the schedule! Danny took a page from Technus' book and transported himself alongside the short email. He didn't get this guy at all! Tim was like, basically the same age and clearly super fucking smart, why was he acting like this was a fucking birthday gift? Scratch that, the dude has a Ouija Board- it's like a lame ass birthday party in here!

Danny cannot help himself but return to the visible spectrum and give this guy a talking to- Which, the atmosphere of a birthday party still doesn't change, for ancient's sake this guy is taking notes with a megawatt smile! He's smiling! Danny just described Vlad taking down like, three American dynasties and the dude is nodding his head along gleefully.

Then suddenly, Danny realizes that he might be on the chopping block. Tim asks his first question and it's not about Vlad at all.

"Er, yeah. Just a concerned ghost citizen." Danny cringes.

"Right, and that's why you hacked into the Mayor of your town's email... Right Tucker?"

Danny blanches, not because the guy knew about Amity Park, but because apparently Tucker's online persona had been compromised. SHIT.

"Uh, I'm not Tucker." Danny attempts to lie- why was he so bad at lying again?!

"Of course you aren't, he's currently playing doomed, but it would have been smart to take the out I offered you. Do you want to tell me your name or do you want me to throw out another random guess? You should know that I've done my homework."

"...It's Danny."

"Certainly not Danny Fenton? Who is, sorry to say it, heir to DalvCo? The same one who totally doesn't have a school record of absences equivalent to well documented town hauntings?"

"Yep." Danny cringes, and giving up the goat, transforms back into his human self, "But seriously dude, you can't meet with Vlad. He'll just... take it all."

Tim blinks at him a few times, and his cheeks flush. Danny desperately tries to ignore that response as well as his own (he knows his ears are red, sue him).

"Right. Well, how would you like an internship? First order of business would be meeting with me and my PA Tam and helping us play ball." The guy has a feral grin. The grin kind of scares Danny, it definitely annoys him and a small part of him is curiously charmed.

"Dude you're not hearing me-" Danny tries before being cut off.

"Yeah yeah, supernatural bullshit is involved, Got that." Tim waves him off. Okay never mind, not charmed at all, Danny is completely annoyed.

"I swear to all the ancients-" Danny has to stop himself to calm down, "Dude consider yourself fucking haunted. I'm not helping you with a suicide mission to talk to the creep and I will be making your ass miserable for deciding to go down this path."

"Is that a promise?" Tim is basically batting his eyelashes at Danny and Danny is desperately trying to ignore that.

"Bet." And then he goes invisible.

"That's cute, pretending to leave me." Tim smirks and Danny can't help but let out an exasperated groan.

As it turns out, Tim is incredibly difficult to spook and his normal haunting methods are not fucking working. Has this guy just, like, seen every single horror movie?

----

Tim knows this is going to be fun, even if it means not going out as Red Robin for a while... Maybe he should get back into his night photography and give the guy a chance to enhance the creepiness of Gotham? Maybe start going to restaurants alone and get the guy to join him at a secluded two person table? Tim has plans on plans on plans.

[charliesgayhead]

Playing DnD with a lot of gay furries and our DM has set up a “horse drag race” and we all deadass thought it was gonna be anthropomorphic horse men preforming drag when it was just a horse race omg

[ranarenee]

Lol when your cool ancestor is hella dead.