#this is….something

[puckinghischier]

https://www.tumblr.com/puckinghischier/768850052068392960/jacks-side-profile-is-too-pretty-his-nose-is?source=share

SAY IT. dont hold back.

okay…since you asked for it 😌

so basically his nose, right? god his nose.

we all know it’s perfect. perfect size, perfect shape, perfect length. perfect for rubbing against your clit as he eats you out….

it would scrape against the sensitive bud perfectly with each movement of his tongue, the residual movements of his face causing the rounded tip to make contact over and over again.

you’d be a whimpering mess, gasping and moaning each time his nose creates the friction. “god, jack!” you’d scream out when he adjusted his position, nose tapping your clit at full force. “swear, you have the perfect nose for eating me out. god, it’s glorious,” you’d tell him, not caring how weird the statement sounds.

he’d chuckle against your core, pulling back only slightly. “yeah? like my nose, huh? never heard that one in the bedroom before,” he’d joke, diving back in after the words leave his mouth.

“well, you should’ve. swear, feels like heaven. every time you move it just oh-!” you’re interrupted by his intentional movement this time.

“what about…if i just…” he doesn’t finish his statement, moving his face up to find your clit with his ‘perfect’ nose, shaking his head back and forth.

he’d watch you the whole time, your face contorted with pleasure as he fastens the pace of his nose moving from side to side on your clit.

you feel the build of your orgasm approaching. he’s not even using his tongue at this point, his mouth only being used to catch whatever arousal makes its way there through his assault. you’re so stunned with pleasure that the only sounds to be heard are his slurps and squelches of his skin rubbing against yours.

when your hands fly to his hair, pushing his nose further into your core, intensifying the pleasure with the added pressure, he knows you’re close. when he feels your tugs on his brown locks slack, he moves down to lap up the sweet taste of your release. he smirks through your orgasm, enjoying every second of what just took place.

once you come down from your jack-induced high, you lean your head up to see him looking up at you, face glistening with your slick.

“jack….did you just…motorboat my clit with your nose?” you’d ask him, still slightly out of breath.

he’d lick his lips, sitting up fully while wiping his mouth. “well…you said you liked my nose, right?”

[soloh]

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[crythartic]

* Won't you play again, Kris?

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[solrookera]

PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

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Edit: apparently they're also using people's usernames to try to make the spam seem more authentic, so if you get a guest comment from someone you recognise, it's likely not them.

[pkaykim]

Valentines gift for my girlfriend

Please don’t repost on other platforms!

[miiilowo]

anybody else . can anyone hear me

[chipper-smol]

Damn bro....

[ispyspookymansion]

post this long cat.

[hellbabyfromhell]

just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[bigskycastle]

the old cistern beneath the flood control system

[mintaii]

a wandering knight, drawn to the quiet of the forest. her touch may be a blessing or a curse.

[libraford]

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!