WHAT THE FUCK DOES "you know how to ball, I know aristotle" MEAN?????? IS IT TAYLOR SWIFT??? I'M SEEING IT EVERYWHERE AND I'M SO CONFUSED BECAUSE IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!! WHAT DOES THOSE TWO THINGS HAVE TO DO WITH EACH OTHER?????
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Killow is about to completely demolish Zane. He stops and leans in a little closer.
Killow: “wait. Hold on a sec”
The whole fight stops
Killow: “is this one high!?”
He points at Zane.
Cole: “he might be. Lemme….oh yea he’s high”
Cole checks Zane’s eyes by flicking his fingers in Zane’s face.
Ultra Violet: “you guys get your nindroid high!? HOW!?”
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Voting is important. Please take a moment to check the status of your ballot because the deadline is tomorrow at midnight.
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
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what studying literature feels like
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